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Post by Neverending on Jul 23, 2017 0:07:49 GMT -5
Superman
Sponsored by Cheerio's
A bland cereal for a bland superhero
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Post by Neverending on Jul 23, 2017 0:17:06 GMT -5
This scene is for the drug heads in the audience.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 23, 2017 0:20:21 GMT -5
It took Richard Donner 50 minutes to tell the whole Kal-El/Clark Kent/Superman origin. 10 minutes less than Christopher Nolan.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 23, 2017 0:21:06 GMT -5
There's only one P in rapist.
This is a kids movie.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 23, 2017 0:21:57 GMT -5
Lois Lane just met Clark Kent and she's already touching his crotch.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 23, 2017 0:32:39 GMT -5
Miss Tesmacher
That character is for the dad's in the audience.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 23, 2017 0:35:18 GMT -5
So there's the Republican Party at the beginning of the movie and now Donald Trump, Sean Spicer and Ivanka Trump.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 23, 2017 0:39:44 GMT -5
This is only the second action scene in the movie and we're already an hour into the movie. Modern audiences hate this movie. I just know. Even snob Dracula prefers Man of Steel over this.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 23, 2017 0:40:32 GMT -5
That's a bad outfit. Woah!
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Post by Neverending on Jul 23, 2017 0:40:53 GMT -5
You got me? Whose got you?
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Post by Neverending on Jul 23, 2017 0:42:07 GMT -5
Statistically speaking, flying is still the safest way to travel.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 23, 2017 0:43:53 GMT -5
Something wrong with the elevator?
lol.
Superman got jokes.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 23, 2017 0:46:31 GMT -5
Bad vibrations?
lol
Zack Snyder didn't realize Superman could be funny. That's the problem.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 23, 2017 0:47:57 GMT -5
Didn't I tell you to stop telling lies?
*slap*
LMFAO
The outrage if this movie were made today.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 23, 2017 0:48:48 GMT -5
[deep voice] Don't look. Just fly.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 23, 2017 1:36:10 GMT -5
The big climax is Superman rescuing people instead of fighting people. How quaint.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 23, 2017 1:50:00 GMT -5
Turning the Earth around is a dumb ending but I've seen worse.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 23, 2017 1:52:18 GMT -5
Don't thank me. We're all part of the same team.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 23, 2017 1:52:58 GMT -5
Superman 78. One of the greats.
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Post by Deexan on Jul 23, 2017 11:28:48 GMT -5
So is Leo dreaming? Deexan , I need your thoughts? No.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 23, 2017 19:45:20 GMT -5
Live blogging The Crow
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Post by Neverending on Jul 23, 2017 19:49:13 GMT -5
Ernie Hudson!
I guess if you need someone to tackle vengeful spirits you can do worse.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 23, 2017 19:54:33 GMT -5
She's a hot doger?
You're saying this child likes to put weiners in her mouth?
You're a creep, Ernie Hudson .
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Post by Neverending on Jul 23, 2017 20:00:41 GMT -5
This movie is 90's heavy metal music video meets college art film.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 23, 2017 20:05:03 GMT -5
I now remember why I hate this movie. Give the emo kid in high school a video camera and this is the shit they make.
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