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Post by Neverending on Jul 22, 2017 18:26:46 GMT -5
No Time for Caution... or Docking Scene. Hans Zimmer got a rare Academy Award nomination for this scene.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 22, 2017 18:31:43 GMT -5
Alright. As we reach the 2 hour mark, it's obvious this movie should be over or at least reaching the end. To refresh your memory, Earth is dying. Michael sent Matt Damon and a few others to search for inhabitable planets. Matt Damon sends a message that he - No Time for Caution! - found such a planet. And so, Michael Caine sends Matthew McConaughey and Anne Hathaway to travel to that planet with a case full embryos. Think of the plot to Alien: Covenant! Well, turns out that Matt Damon was lying and just wanted to use the vessel to escape the planet. All this could have been done in 90 minutes. Shorten the exposition to 20 minutes instead of 40. Eliminate the water planet or at least make it part of a montage. Shorten those Adult Murphy scenes. They quicker they had gotten to Matt Damon the better. This is the meat of the story. It's where you learn that Matthew McConaughey's entire mission was a waste of time. He missed out life with his kids for a suicide mission. By the time this revelation is made you're almost 2 hours into the movie and the audience is restless. 90 minutes, Nolan. 90! Then use the next 30 or 40 minutes on Matt Damon shenanigans and bookshelf shenanigans. Bump |
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Post by Neverending on Jul 22, 2017 18:39:06 GMT -5
The infamous bookshelf ending.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 22, 2017 18:43:06 GMT -5
Nothing about this ending makes any sense. You couldn't even bullshit an explanation. That's how dumb it is.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 22, 2017 18:48:05 GMT -5
Love conquers all.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 22, 2017 18:50:54 GMT -5
On second thought, Doomsday , Interstellar is worse than Dunkirk. I forgot how overly long and stupid this movie is. |
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Post by Neverending on Jul 22, 2017 18:52:59 GMT -5
1. The Prestige
2. Inception
3. The Dark Knight
4. Memento
5. Batman Begins
6. The Dark Knight Rises
7. Dunkirk
8. Following
9. Interstellar
10. Insomnia
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Post by Neverending on Jul 22, 2017 18:59:28 GMT -5
Old Murphy doesn't have a butt chin either. Nolan was scared to put butt chin in the casting call.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 22, 2017 19:02:29 GMT -5
Awful movie. Hope I never have to see it again.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 22, 2017 19:21:31 GMT -5
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Post by Neverending on Jul 22, 2017 19:23:16 GMT -5
It's not finders keepers when you steal it from someone's hands.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 22, 2017 19:25:44 GMT -5
Thank God for Zack Snyder. We don't have to sit through shitty fight scenes anymore.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 22, 2017 19:32:42 GMT -5
Ah, James Newton Howard
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Post by Neverending on Jul 22, 2017 19:47:50 GMT -5
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Post by Neverending on Jul 22, 2017 20:04:20 GMT -5
Every character in this movie gives a speech.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 22, 2017 20:11:17 GMT -5
I won't murder this man but I'll blow up this building and kill everyone in it.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 22, 2017 20:14:19 GMT -5
It took 40 minutes to tell Bruce Wayne's origin. Today, it would take Nolan 400 minutes.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 22, 2017 20:19:00 GMT -5
Pay phone? Newspaper clippings? Pen and paper? When was this movie made? 2005?
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Post by Neverending on Jul 22, 2017 20:23:33 GMT -5
Bruce Wayne re-appears and Batman shows up soon after. Not a lot of bright people in Gotham.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 22, 2017 20:30:09 GMT -5
Nolan's counter-argument for a cape. Take that, Brad Bird.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 22, 2017 20:34:04 GMT -5
It took 20 minutes to tell Batman's origin. Today, it would take Nolan 2 years.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 22, 2017 20:37:39 GMT -5
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Post by Neverending on Jul 22, 2017 20:41:24 GMT -5
In movies, people never brush their teeth when they wake up.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 22, 2017 20:45:57 GMT -5
People talk mad shit about Katie Holmes but she's better than Maggie Gylenhaal. Yeah... she might not be believable as an Assistant D.A. but she had better chemistry with Christian Bale.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 22, 2017 20:53:34 GMT -5
This is the only Nolan Batman movie that feels like a Batman movie. Don't know why they abandoned the Narrows in the sequel.
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