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Post by FShuttari on Aug 6, 2015 15:48:15 GMT -5
Fuck YOU FOX!!! - Review Thread
I didn't think I would say this... But I can't wait to watch the 2000's Fantastic Four movies again... At least they were fun...
Where to begin... I'll bullet-point it...
- Who edited this movie?? It's so bad
- Don't introduce Doom as somone who is smarter then Reed Richards ( I don't think he is in the comics)
- Over 2 hrs and this movie is so slooooow... and boring
- Why did the Fantastic Four become military weapons and puppets... stupid. Did you guys forget this is a comic-book superhero movie?
- Dr. Doom in the final act... He looks like a creepy giant baby. WTF was that???
- The fantastic four are suppose to have chemistry and work as a team... I see them attempted at it... But God... You failed.
How do you take such a talented cast and screw it up this bad? Does FOX need a give a crap about this franchise??? I mean clearly... They don't care. Give the rights back to MARVEL. They will do it right...
0/10
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Post by RedVader on Aug 6, 2015 16:13:33 GMT -5
You always over exaggerate movies you hate. Its almost mellow drama to hear a possitive or negative review. No movies should get a 0-10 thats just lame and almost child like knee jerk behavior. They do not have to give back anything unless they don't make something FF within 5 years time. What will happen is singer will take over the cross over movies with the x-men and things will be ok in fox land. Now deadpool could be a down the road cross over as well. Just get some coffee and relax dude.
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Post by Doomsday on Aug 6, 2015 16:13:40 GMT -5
Everyone is saying how this is dogshit. Can't wait to not see it.
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Post by RedVader on Aug 6, 2015 17:12:43 GMT -5
How is it everyone has seen it since its not being released no earlier then tonight. By everyone people mean film critics. They are last people a person should value too see movies based on comics. Its true that i did not think there was anything wrong with original FF and even the Sequel. They would have made more money if they recasted doom here and used the old cast in giving them one more try like Narnia series.
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Post by Doomsday on Aug 6, 2015 17:21:56 GMT -5
You're right Vader. Rather than listen to the overwhelming majority of professionals in film criticism we should go watch it even though it's being roundly reviled.
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Post by SnoBorderZero on Aug 6, 2015 17:34:42 GMT -5
You're seriously asking how film critics saw the film early? Seriously?
You can't have it both ways, Vader. Avengers has like a 92% on RT, so should we dismiss that too? The only time people say "critics don't know anything, don't listen to them!" is when they're trying to validate their love for a shitty movie. I'm not saying individuals are correct, but when a movie has an 11% on RT from a general whole, there's a 98% chance it's a total piece of shit.
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Post by SnoBorderZero on Aug 6, 2015 17:44:42 GMT -5
"The latest reboot of the Fantastic Four - the cinematic equivalent of malware - is worse than worthless. It not only scrapes the bottom of the barrel; it knocks out the floor and sucks audiences into a black hole of soul-crushing, coma-inducing dullness" - Peter Travers, Variety
If that doesn't tell you all you need to know about this movie I don't know what you need.
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Post by RedVader on Aug 6, 2015 19:24:51 GMT -5
I would like to state not saying i wont hate the movie for have not seen it but all this hate seems a bit overboard. And believe me critic score lots of films high that I cant stand. Truth is i end up likely more films rotten tomatoes or were below 42 percent.
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Post by RedVader on Aug 6, 2015 19:27:29 GMT -5
You're right Vader. Rather than listen to the overwhelming majority of professionals in film criticism we should go watch it even though it's being roundly reviled. Its a lame cop out to say i didnt go see a movie because this person or that person says it was bad. Why is a film critic any more a reason too see a movie then an average joes review. Only differenace is critics get paid too watch movies. I Always believed a person should see a movie based on there own decision. Me myself i generally make me a list of movies and stick too the list. For some weird reason when i make my new years eve movie list i end up not seeing a movie i would say i hated this movie i want my money back. |
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Post by Jibbs on Aug 6, 2015 19:33:57 GMT -5
Wow, didn't know it'd be so bad.
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Post by RedVader on Aug 6, 2015 20:49:52 GMT -5
No movie can be this bad as a comic we are approaching Elektra or Catwomen domains.
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Post by PhantomKnight on Aug 6, 2015 20:59:02 GMT -5
Wow, didn't know it'd be so bad. Yeah, I'm honestly a little surprised, too. But when I first heard the critics screenings weren't until yesterday, that was a red flag. I mean, Josh Trank did a really good job with Chronicle and Simon Kinberg has written good stuff recently, so what happened? I wouldn't be surprised at studio interference on some level, but it also appears those troubled production rumors were true.
I re-watched the other two movies out of morbid curiosity. I can see why my 15 and 17 year-old self liked them initially, but my 25 year-old, more wise self knows better. Looks like the Fantastic Four just aren't destined for a proper big screen treatment.
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Post by FShuttari on Aug 6, 2015 23:54:40 GMT -5
Clearly I should have written this review for Vaders approval... Thanks Vader guess I'm wrong and I need to understand how I miss represented this entire film... And this is not a complete fuck up.
Everyone who watches this movie. Remember if Vader doesn't approve of your review of this film.
Please go back, and re-watch until you really get it right... Watch it a 100 times until it really sinks in deep into your soul.
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Post by Hollywood on Aug 7, 2015 0:28:08 GMT -5
Defiantly going to see the gift instead now instead of F4. Least the gift been getting decent reviews.
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Post by RedStorm901 on Aug 7, 2015 0:29:18 GMT -5
Clearly I should have written this review for Vaders approval... Thanks Vader guess I'm wrong and I need to understand how I miss represented this entire film... And this is not a complete fuck up. Everyone who watches this movie. Remember if Vader doesn't approve of your review of this film. Please go back, and re-watch until you really get it right... Watch it a 100 times until it really sinks in deep into your soul. You mean the same Vader who got mad because I was critiquing his choices in his top 500 movies thread? |
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Post by RedVader on Aug 7, 2015 1:28:35 GMT -5
Clearly I should have written this review for Vaders approval... Thanks Vader guess I'm wrong and I need to understand how I miss represented this entire film... And this is not a complete fuck up. Everyone who watches this movie. Remember if Vader doesn't approve of your review of this film. Please go back, and re-watch until you really get it right... Watch it a 100 times until it really sinks in deep into your soul. Its not that u have to like a movie its just you sometimes go a bit over board on slamming a movie when your first review a film. You almost sound angry and really i have never seen a movie to make me go nuts angry. |
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Post by RedVader on Aug 7, 2015 1:33:17 GMT -5
Clearly I should have written this review for Vaders approval... Thanks Vader guess I'm wrong and I need to understand how I miss represented this entire film... And this is not a complete fuck up. Everyone who watches this movie. Remember if Vader doesn't approve of your review of this film. Please go back, and re-watch until you really get it right... Watch it a 100 times until it really sinks in deep into your soul. I have my concerns with the movie yes. The Cast being too young was one and Ben Grimm lost alot of personality in the trailer. Looked like a bad game trailer monster but my hope is the space deal could make it different. I may like it or hate it but im willing to give any movie before see it a fair chance. |
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Post by RedVader on Aug 7, 2015 1:35:16 GMT -5
Clearly I should have written this review for Vaders approval... Thanks Vader guess I'm wrong and I need to understand how I miss represented this entire film... And this is not a complete fuck up. Everyone who watches this movie. Remember if Vader doesn't approve of your review of this film. Please go back, and re-watch until you really get it right... Watch it a 100 times until it really sinks in deep into your soul. Its not that u have to like a movie its just you sometimes go a bit over board on slamming a movie when your first review a film. You almost sound angry and really i have never seen a movie to make me go nuts angry. Im sorry for the whole argument. I didnt mean to drawl so much attention too me myself and I. I just find it hard a movie could be this bad. |
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Post by SnoBorderZero on Aug 7, 2015 9:52:28 GMT -5
You're right Vader. Rather than listen to the overwhelming majority of professionals in film criticism we should go watch it even though it's being roundly reviled. Its a lame cop out to say i didnt go see a movie because this person or that person says it was bad. Why is a film critic any more a reason too see a movie then an average joes review. Only differenace is critics get paid too watch movies. I Always believed a person should see a movie based on there own decision. Me myself i generally make me a list of movies and stick too the list. For some weird reason when i make my new years eve movie list i end up not seeing a movie i would say i hated this movie i want my money back. Ok, well once again, Shuttari is an "average joe", and here he is echoing what critics are saying. Once again, the only people who cry about critics not knowing what they're talking about are people trying to validate their love for a shit film. We all have guilty pleasures, and obviously a film with a 65% is going to divide people. But that's not the case here where the movie is currently at a 9%!!!! 9!!!! I mean come on Vader, a 40% isn't good, this movie has a 9%! But oh, I can only know for myself if I waste my time on the inevitable; watching a total shit movie. I hate that argument of "well, you haven't seen it so how can you judge it?" almost as much as the critics don't know anything one. If this had any semblance of good reviews, sure, I should watch before I judge. But this is not an example of that, this is an example of a movie that's a CATASTROPHE. Dude, even Jupiter Ascending has like a 29%, this movie isn't even out of single digits LOL! |
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Post by IanTheCool on Aug 7, 2015 12:51:23 GMT -5
Critic opinions on movies should be taken seriously for one reason Vader: they watch a LOT of movies.
For the same reason I'm going to take advice from anyone who does a lot of something. I'm going to assume the person who watches every NFL game of the season knows more about football than someone who only watches the playoffs. I'm going to assume someone who plays the piano every day knows more about music than myself.
Same thing here.
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Post by RedVader on Aug 7, 2015 13:20:23 GMT -5
yes but some critic can be predictable about movies they liked or hate. i guess my thing was that had hope the movie would be good since there was a pretty good first trailer.
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Post by FShuttari on Aug 7, 2015 13:24:04 GMT -5
Vader go watch the movie... Stop looking at others opinions if you don't care about review threads and what we think.
You are not going to change my mind or anyone else's on what you think is good or not good.
If you like it, Great! If you don't, Great! It doesn't matter.
Some of us here, like to know what a movie is like, and worth watching... Before spending 12 bucks... You clearly don't. Good for you.
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Post by Fanible on Aug 7, 2015 13:31:53 GMT -5
I was unfortunate to have seen this.
I actually created a CS! banner for this film, but in defiance I think I'm going to hold back posting it.
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Post by SnoBorderZero on Aug 7, 2015 13:31:54 GMT -5
Exactly. No one is standing in your way to go see the movie yourself, come back here and write a review for it. And if you give it a 10/10, awesome.
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Post by RedVader on Aug 7, 2015 15:43:17 GMT -5
Think I am gonna save this for netflix like did ninja turtles. I might skip the movies and wait for The Man From Uncle instead of MI Whatever and thats bad since i hate tom cruise.
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