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Post by Deexan on Aug 13, 2016 4:11:37 GMT -5
One of my German teachers once came into school on non-uniform day wearing a full Star Trek officer's uniform (sadly she looked more like Worf than 7/9).
She had a breakdown and left a few weeks or months later after receiving too much abuse from students. Not sure if the abuse was ST-related.
Aside from bullying teachers into having nervous breakdowns, my high school was pretty tame.
I do remember once having a maths teacher called Mr. Mohamed (which seems really weird now as he couldn't have been whiter). He was very strict and no-nonsense.
We all referred to him as Moham. On one occasion we would take turns during a quiet lesson to go up to "sharpen our pencils" in the bin in front of the blackboard (showing my age). Each time one of us went up, we would write a line in chalk on the blackboard (Moham was sitting at his desk while we did textbook work) until it eventually spelt out M O H A M in big letters.
Only when he finally noticed did he stride up to the board and wipe it off in one sweeping movement of the board rubber. Classic Moham.
The only other memory that springs to mind right now is farting in technology class and it being so vile that the teacher demanded to know who the perpetrator was. Lol.
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Post by Seakazoo on Aug 15, 2016 8:24:14 GMT -5
I don't remember a whole lot of epic pranks or noteworthy events from high school, but one memory that always stands out is the (lack of) energy put into a presentation about Eva Peron by a classmate of mine. Instead of actually doing any research and writing anything he just brought in a boombox and played/sang along to "Don't Cry For Me Argentina".
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Post by PG Cooper on Aug 15, 2016 18:16:38 GMT -5
Yeah, my High School experiences were fairly uninteresting. I do remember a French teacher fighting back tears when I was in Grade Nine (read: Freshman year) because basically no one in the class had done the minor homework assignment. I felt bad, but at the same time, that teacher always gave my friends and I shit for talking during class work even though the entire fucking class was talking constantly and loudly.
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Post by Jibbs on Aug 15, 2016 18:31:11 GMT -5
I had a middle school gym teacher completely lose his shit because the whole grade wouldn't shut up for some assembly. He threw down a clipboard with all his might and screamed at us at the top of his lungs for a bit. Pretty cool.
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Post by PG Cooper on Aug 15, 2016 18:40:45 GMT -5
I had a middle school gym teacher completely lose his shit because the whole grade wouldn't shut up for some assembly. He threw down a clipboard with all his might and screamed at us at the top of his lungs for a bit. Pretty cool. In middle school, in French class (again) for a bit we had to do this work involving a bunch of booklets that we're given to us in plastic bags that we then handed in at the end of class. One day we're having lunch after class and the French teacher comes in because one of the books was missing from the bag that my buddy was using. She starts accusing him of taking it and after nervously repeating that he didn't take it, she shakes the bag in front of his face while screaming, "DO YOU SEE A BOOK IN HERE?" He started softly crying and mumbling no and eventually she left. The next day she brought us all popsicles for being, "such a good class". Bitch.
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Post by Justin on Aug 15, 2016 18:42:27 GMT -5
Coop and his gang were just a bunch of hoodlums.
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Post by PG Cooper on Aug 15, 2016 18:45:58 GMT -5
Coop and his gang were just a bunch of hoodlums. In the case of my middle school story we were totally innocent. Us taking in high school, well, we did talk a lot in class, BUT SO DID EVERYBODY. The girl that sat at the table next to us was loud as fuck yet we were singled out.
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Post by Justin on Aug 15, 2016 18:49:33 GMT -5
Sitting in the back of class and smoking cigs.
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Post by Wyldstaar on Aug 15, 2016 20:03:21 GMT -5
In Middle School, the assistant Woodshop teacher was in charge of the Special Ed Woodshop class. The Special Ed class took place at the same time as the regular one I was in, but in a side classroom and only two days a week. While attempting to demonstrate the proper use of a table saw to them, he cut off his thumb. He rushed into the main class, bleeding all over the place to let the head teacher know what had happened, and that he was going to the hospital to get his thumb reattached. I don't think he appreciated the gales of laughter from us as we realized what had happened. He decided to give up being a shop teacher after that, and went into school administration instead.
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Post by RedStorm901 on Aug 16, 2016 1:42:20 GMT -5
My best friend and I skipped so much that the principal and officer thought that we had early release. My mom would wake me up in the morning to get ready and I would just put my clothes on drive to my friends house and go back to sleep.
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Post by Deexan on Aug 16, 2016 2:28:32 GMT -5
I think I told you guys my hernia story before... I missed a lot of school aged 10-15 with random stomach issues due to the fact that at either 10 or 11 I got a hernia and instead of telling anybody about it I just PUSHED IT BACK INTO MY BODY and went about my business as usual. It only clicked a decade later that that had been the reason I'd been so sporadically ill over the years. I finally got that badboy removed when it became a rock hard baseball-sized additional bollock and almost exploded inside my GODDAMN SCROTUM. The Three Ball Problem. ( Jibbs will get it.) Fuckin' young me, I tell ya...
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Post by Jibbs on Aug 16, 2016 18:37:56 GMT -5
Ouch.
That reminds me of when I was aged 7-13. My leg would hurt, like ALL THE TIME, until finally, years after it had first started, I noticed a great white shark was attached to my leg. Got that taken care of.
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Post by Neverending on Feb 7, 2017 16:05:00 GMT -5
Idiot Republicans confirmed Betsy Devos as the new Head of Education. We're one step closer to becoming Mike Judge's Idiocracy.
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Post by Doomsday on Feb 7, 2017 18:22:58 GMT -5
Hey now, there were 2 that voted against her!
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Post by thebtskink on Feb 9, 2017 22:04:58 GMT -5
Idiot Republicans confirmed Betsy Devos as the new Head of Education. We're one step closer to becoming Mike Judge's Idiocracy. At this point President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho would be an upgrade.
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Post by Neverending on Mar 22, 2017 21:05:52 GMT -5
School lunch in Trump's America
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Post by Dracula on Mar 22, 2017 21:07:23 GMT -5
Doesn't look that different than the school lunches I remember in Bill Clinton and George W Bush's American.
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Post by Neverending on Mar 22, 2017 21:16:44 GMT -5
Doesn't look that different than the school lunches I remember in Bill Clinton and George W Bush's American. Or George H.W. Bush. I remember the most depressing school lunch being mashed potatoes and turkey ham with gravy. Not that there's anything wrong with that. It's just that they called it turkey when it was just a slice of ham. But at least they were "creative." This just seems like a step down. It's two random things. It's like when you're hungry and haven't bought groceries yet so you just combine whatever's left. That's what school lunch has become.
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Post by Deexan on Mar 6, 2018 10:05:00 GMT -5
Dumb ****.
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Post by Neverending on Mar 6, 2018 11:44:06 GMT -5
You have no one to blame but yourself.
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Post by Pbar on Apr 12, 2018 15:14:58 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure the graduation song in Georgia is It's not.
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