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Post by Neverending on Oct 14, 2014 7:01:53 GMT -5
10 REASONS WHY HOME ALONE 2 IS BETTER THAN HOME ALONE! Let's settle this 20 year debate: #10 - ROB SCHNEIDER GETS PAID IN GUM!No wonder Adam Sandler has to pay all his bills. #9 - THE TALKBOY!!!Home Alone 2 launched one of the most iconic toys of the 1990's. Now granted, I don't think anybody ever successfully pranked anyone, like in the movie, but it's still the coolest looking tape recorder ever made. #8 - "GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND TELL ME YOU LOVE ME!"You know what's worse than discovering there's no Santa Claus? Finding out that "Angels With Filthy Souls" is not a real movie. lol. This scene where Kevin pranks the hotel staff using the film never gets old. It makes me laugh every time I watch it. #7 - BIGGER SCOPE!Did they really make an entire movie about a kid alone in his house? Boring! The sequel rectify's this. A kid wandering the streets of New York by himself is definitely more entertaining. #6 - DUNCAN'S TOY CHEST!!!This place makes Toys R' Us look like the ghetto. #5 - THE WET BANDITS ARE NOW THE STICKY BANDITS!In the spirit of highering the stakes, Marv and Harry go from robbing homes to stealing cash from Duncan's Toy Chest on Christmas Eve. Has anyone ever robbed a toy store on Christmas Eve?! That actually sounds like a great idea. lol. #4 - IDENTITY THEFT!Instead of staying home for the holidays, Kevin McCallister goes to New York and uses his father's credit cards to stay at an expensive hotel. Our hero is a criminal. And he has to redeem himself by rescuing stolen charity money. This movie is deep, ya'll. #3 & 2 - THE PIGEON LADY & FRIENDSHIP DOVESWhether you prefer Home Alone or the sequel, we all have to agree on one thing. The Pigeon Lady is WAY better than the "creepy old guy". Not only is she more memorable but I love her storyline with Kevin. It gives the film a lot of heart. #1 - KEVIN McCALLISTER'S DEATH TRAP!The bread and butter of these Home Alone movies is the traps set by Kevin to capture Marv and Harry. In the first movie, he just wanted to hurt them with paint cans. In the sequel, he's trying to kill them!!!!! I mean..... I can't tell if I'm watching an incredibly violent movie or a live-action Looney Tunes. But I can tell you this: it's friggin' awesome!
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Post by Neverending on Oct 14, 2014 7:11:22 GMT -5
THE 10 GREATEST LETHAL WEAPON MOMENTS! Lethal Weapon is one of the most popular action movie franchises of all-time. There are so many memorable and crowd-pleasing moments that I'm afraid this list will exclude several of them. But I hope you enjoy this list nonetheless. #10 - FOREPLAY from LETHAL WEAPON 3 (1992)When we meet Martin Riggs (Mel Gibson) in the original film, he had recently lost his wife in a car accident. He was depressed and suicidal. He overcame that thanks to his new partner but happiness wouldn't last for long. In the first sequel, he meets a cute South African girl and things seem to be progressing nicely till tragedy strike again. So, in Lethal Weapon 3, when ANOTHER love interest is introduced, people knew what to expect... or did they? Rene Russo plays Lorna Cole. She's an Internal Affairs officer investigating a breach in security when automatic weapons are stolen from a police warehouse and sold to L.A. gangs. From the moment she appears she's at odds with Riggs. They have the sort of playful bickering that's seen in many romantic comedies. But where they truly shine, and set themselves apart, is during a scene where they compare battle scars and slowly lead into sex. It's perhaps the most interesting foreplay in the history of cinema. #9 - AN EXPLOSIVE FLUSH from LETHAL WEAPON 2 (1989)Martin Riggs is the Lethal Weapon the title refers to. He's a loose canon that gets the job done no matter what. To balance him out, his partner Roger Murtaugh (Danny Glover), is a straight man. But for one brief moment he became the center in one of the most ridiculously over-the-time moments in the series. Like every man his age, he begins the day by sitting on the toilet and reading the newspaper. Knowing this, the villains think it's hilarious to put a bomb on it. What follows is, well, iconic. #8 - PURSUING THE TRIADS from LETHAL WEAPON 4 (1998)In the final installment of the series, Riggs & Murtaugh are after the Chinese triad but they didn't count on Jet Li attacking their entire family and almost burning them alive. So when you piss off these two, you can expect some destruction, including driving a car through a building. There are several car chases throughout the franchise, but this one takes the cake. #7 - RIGGS & MURTAUGH vs. JET LI from LETHAL WEAPON 4This is a bit of a controversial choice. Many fans have issues with this scene. You see, in the first movie, Riggs is a Vietnam vet, an ex-military sniper shooter, and a martial artist. In fact, Lethal Weapon is the first major Hollywood film to display Brazilian Jui-Jitsu. But for some unknown reason all of this is ignored in the sequels. Which is dumb because the whole point of calling the franchise "Lethal Weapon" revolves around Riggs knowing all this stuff. However, the lack of Riggs' expertise doesn't matter much in parts 2 and 3. But it does matter in part 4. If your villain is Jet Li, Riggs has to go back to Lethal Weapon mode. In this climactic fight sequence, Riggs is just an average street brawler. So you can see why fans dislike it. Now that being said, I do agree that Riggs should have displayed his skills, but the lack of it doesn't ruin the scene for me. For staters, the fight is well choreographed. Secondly, it has great atmosphere with the rain and thunder. Thirdly, it's the only climax in the series where Riggs and Murtaugh are fighting side-by-side. And finally, there's more tension than usual since Riggs is about to be a father and Murtaugh is about to be a grandfather. These guys have to survive this battle. #6 - WE'RE FAMILY from LETHAL WEAPON 4At this point, it's safe to say there will be no more Lethal Weapon movies except a remake, reboot, or spin-off. So if this is indeed the finale of the original franchise, then it had a great ending. #5 - RIGGS' SUICIDE ATTEMPT from LETHAL WEAPON (1987)Before Martin Riggs had a group of people he could call a family, he was a suicidal man who had recently lost his wife. It was this concept that made Lethal Weapon standout from all the other action movies. Usually, a hero defies death, but here, he's finding reasons to stay alive. The scene where Riggs almost blows his brains out is one of the most powerful scenes in the series. #4 - DO YOU WANNA JUMP / PSYCHO PENSION from LETHAL WEAPONOne of things I love about the original Lethal Weapon is that no matter how over-the-top Mel Gibson gets, Danny Glover always manages to bring him down to Earth. A great example of this is the very popular "do you wanna jump" scene. Riggs ironically has to stop a guy from committing suicide and instead of talking him out of it, he throws him off a building and onto an inflatable bag set up by firefighters. Everyone applauds this moment as totally badass and hilarious except for Murtaugh. He takes Riggs aside and starts cursing him out. He asks Riggs if he truly is suicidal or if he's just trying to get a psycho pension. So Riggs responds the only way he can, by almost shooting himself. Director Richard Donner masterfully goes from a relatively light-hearted sequence to one of the most intense moments in the film. He successfully walks a fine line between drama, comedy, and action in a way most filmmakers can't. #3 - OPERATION DUMBO DROP from LETHAL WEAPONWhen Riggs and Murtaugh discover that the death of a young girl is a result of her father's involvment with heroin dealers, the bad guys kidnap Murtaugh's daughter in exchange for information he might have given the police department about their upcoming shipment. What follows is a failed rescue mission in the desert that's one of the film's most exciting moments. #2 - HOLLYWOOD BLVD CHASE from LETHAL WEAPONThis is, more or less, the climax of the original Lethal Weapon. The villain's plan is foiled and although his henchman, Mr. Joshua (Gary Busey), manages to escape we get a pretty cool sequence where Riggs chases him on foot. Also, major kudos to Michael Kamen for his awesome score. #1 - REVENGE / DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY REVOKED / GEORGE HARRISONLethal Weapon 2 is a bit sloppy. Most of it is comedic like its two follow-ups. It was rushed into production because of the 1988 Writer's Strike which resulted in some less-than-stellar production values. There's a ridiculous amount of product placement and activism that's a bit distracting. But..... there is one element the film gets right. Which is, to quote Shane Black, "when Riggs gets pissed the audience is happy." In the original movie, Riggs is suicidal but Murtaugh rescues him and gives him a new home and family. But one couldn't help and wonder if the character ever got any real closure. Riggs clearly has some demons and when his buttons are pushed he gets kind of scary. If a guy like him existed in real life you'd be more concerned than supportive. Which is why Murtaugh is so brilliant in the original. He reacts the appropriate way. Having Riggs discover that someone malicious was responsible for his wife's death and unleashing all his pain and anger on this person allows him to close a tragic chapter in his life. Richard Donner directs all of these sequences beautifully and even manages to squeeze in some crowd-pleasing moments like "its been revoked" and one of the great George Harrison songs. Now... before I conclude this list, I have to acknowledge the debate of whether or not Riggs should have died. In Shane Black's version of the script he does. But that's because he always envisioned Riggs as a tragic character and his drafts continued the dark tones of the original. Richard Donner and the studio clearly thought differently and so they brought in Jeffrey Boam to lighten things up and launch a franchise. I guess I'm on Donner's side. I like that Riggs eventually found happiness.
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The Pigeon Lady should be a superhero in the Marvel Universe.
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Post by Neverending on Oct 18, 2014 1:02:19 GMT -5
RANKING THE FILMS OF SAM RAIMI
With the recent success of Oz the Great and Powerful and the upcoming Friday release of the Evil Dead remake, it seems like an ideal time to rank and discuss the works of Sam Raimi. He has largely been a cult filmmaker, with only a few mainstream hits on his resume, but his kinetic visual style and oddball sense-of-humor has influenced popular directors like the Coen Bros and Peter Jackson. He also happens to be one of my favorites and this is my rank of his movies: #15 - FOR LOVE OF THE GAME (1999)Following the critical acclaim of A Simple Plan, Hollywood came knocking and the best they could offer Sam Raimi was a Kevin Costner baseball movie. To give the film some credit, it has a very unique format. Most of the story is told through flashbacks as the 40-year-old Billy Chapel (Costner) pitches the final game of his career. It also has an interesting story about a man having to re-evaluate 19 years of his life. It's certainly not a bad movie per-say but it definitely doesn't suit Sam Raimi's sensibility. He's not the go-to guy for sports dramas and romantic films. #14 - CRIMEWAVE (1985)Sam Raimi made his debut with the independently-produced Evil Dead. His follow-up was his first Hollywood feature. While most directors are able to transition from indie fare to industry productions without much headaches, Raimi was the polar opposite. Crimewave is every aspiring filmmakers worst nightmare. When the movie went over-budget and over-schedule, due to Raimi's lack of experience, the studio literally ripped pages off the script and demanded he only shoot what was left. Then, during post-production, they took the film away from him and did whatever they wanted. The result was a mess. The movie, co-written by the Coen Bros (I s--t you not), tells the story of two bumbling assassins and the young man in love that gets in their way. It's a genre-bender that combines slapstick comedy, action, horror and elements of a crime thriller. It's the type of film that needed a strong director at the helm and not a bunch of studio executives meddling with the final product. While Crimewave is ultimately a disaster, it is still very original and you sense the creativity of Raimi and the Coen's trying to escape. Shout Factory is releasing it on Blu-Ray this May in case anyone here wants to watch it. #13 - DRAG ME TO HELL (2009)After completing his Spider-Man trilogy, Sam Raimi returned to the horror genre, at least as a director. Drag Me to Hell is about a young female banker that's cursed by a gypsy woman. It's a silly movie with a ridiculous ending but it also feels appropriate following the economic meltdown of 2008. I don't know if the film will survive the test of time, but it certainly works as an amusing horror flick that's relevant to our current culture. #12 - THE GIFT (2000)Upon release, all the hype surrounding The Gift revolved around Katie Holmes' nude scene. In fact, 13 years later, that's still what the movie is most famous for. As a pervert, I appreciate Katie Holmes in her naked glory, but I also gotta acknowledge the film itself. It's a well-made supernatural thriller. Cate Blanchett plays a Southern woman with psychic powers that helps the police solve a murder case. It's one of the few "serious" Sam Raimi movies, but it's also made within a genre that doesn't alienate his core fanbase. Some may dismiss The Gift as a simple "whodunit" story that's written by Billy Bob Thorton but a strong A-list cast, excellent Raimi visuals, and a creepy score by Christopher Young manage to elevate the material. #11 - THE EVIL DEAD (1981)In the horror genre, there's nothing more cliche than teenagers getting killed in the woods. Sam Raimi, however, managed to add creativity to the premise by throwing demons into the mix. He also compensated for the low-budget with his trademark kinetic visual style, goofy gags, and bizarre scenarios like trees raping a woman. And although filmmaking is a collaborative artform, here's a movie that succeeds almost entirely because of the talent of its director. #10 - SPIDER MAN 3 (2007)If you asked fanboys on the Internet to describe Spider-Man 3, they'd say it's the one where Peter Parker turns emo and dances at Jazzy night clubs. In reality that's only 10 minutes in a film with a running time of 2 hours and 30 minutes. I've never seen people focus so much on two scenes of a damn movie. Get over it. Besides, have you seen The Amazing Spider-Man? You can do worse than Tobey Maguire wearing eyeliner. Also, let me once again point out that Sony meddled with the film. They eliminated half-an-hour to avoid a 3 hour movie and then re-did the ending when they realized all those deleted scenes were important. For example, the film ends with Peter Parker forgiving Sandman. It was actually supposed to end with Sandman's wife and child showing up at the construction site and making him see the errors of his way. Sony's meddling destroyed the story Sam Raimi was trying to tell. Spider-Man 3 wasn't supposed to be entirely about forgiveness. That was only one of two themes. The other was redemption. Sandman is a criminal because he needs money to pay the medical bills of his sick child. Harry Osborn's desire for revenge turns him into a villain. Peter Parker has his issues as does Eddie Brock. These are characters that allow negativity to take over and they have to return to a moral highground. And although Sony's meddling got in the way of what could have been a great movie, elements of it still survive and it results in an above-average superhero flick. It's definitely not the disaster that fanboys will have you believe. #9 - OZ THE GREAT AND POWERFUL (2013)I know I'm gonna be criticized for this top 10 spot and I assure you this isn't an April Fool's joke. Oz the Great and Powerful is, well, magnificent and enchanting. It's easy to mock Disney's attempt to replicate the billion dollar success of Alice in Wonderland but Sam Raimi has proven that he can do more than just follow in the footsteps of Tim Burton. Oz stars James Franco as a womanizing carnival con-man in the early 20th century. Like Dorothy, he ends up in a magical land after getting caught in a Kansas tornado. But unlike Dorothy, he isn't singing and dancing during a journey to get back home. He gets mistaken for an almighty wizard that's destined to defeat the evil witch and rule the land. And he manages to do just that without magic. Instead, he uses his talents for trickery and deception for the greater good and proves that deep down he's a good-hearted soul. It's a family film that has something for everyone to enjoy. Children can enjoy mesmerizing visuals, good humor, and enjoyable action sequences while adults get a hero that's a tad more relatable than what's usually features in these types of movies. #8 - A SIMPLE PLAN (1998)In Oz the Great and Powerful, Sam Raimi avoided being caught in the shadow of Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland. 15 years earlier, he accomplished a similar task with A Simple Plan. It's a film that's made in the same mold as the Coen Bros' Fargo but it manages to stand on its own. It tells the story of two brothers that find $4 million in the woods and nothing but bad things come from it. It's a critically beloved morality tale that received Academy Award nominations for Supporting Actor (Billy Bob Thorton) and Adapted Screenplay. Most people here would say this is Raimi's best movie, and while it's certainly a work of art, I believe Raimi is at his best during more energetic and light-hearted material. #7 - THE EVIL DEAD II: DEAD BY DAWN (1987)If Crimewave is every aspiring filmmakers worst nightmare then Evil Dead II is their most pleasurable wet dream. It's wall-to-wall pure entertainment. It's a cinematic rollercoaster ride. It has some of the most spectacular comedic set-pieces of all-time. It's perhaps the most inventive horror film ever made. This is the movie that made Sam Raimi a legend. One also has to admire Bruce Campbell. This is essentially his one-man-show with Raimi behind the curtains. Campbell is the only actor I can think of that can be put in the most ridiculous situations and still manage to be cool and charming. How he never became an A-lister puzzles me to this day. #6 - ARMY OF DARKNESS (1992)Evil Dead II is brilliant, but I've always been in the camp that prefers Army of Darkness. For starters, it moves away from simple horror conventions and into a true genre-bender. It balances horror, comedy, and fantasy in a way that almost no one else can pull off. It's dark and menacing but also incredibly campy. It's epic but also comical with its Ray Harryhausen inspired action sequences. It has high production values while also looking cheap. To quote those Starburst commercials, "it's a juicy contradiction." Secondly, putting Bruce Campbell opposite a cast of non-expendable characters gives him a new playground to explore his charm and wits. It results in some of the most quotable movie lines of the 1990's. And lastly, you gotta love the music score by Joseph LoDuca and Danny Elfman. It's the one element that was missing in the first two installments.
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Post by Neverending on Oct 18, 2014 1:06:45 GMT -5
#5 - SPIDER MAN 2 (2004)Peter Parker is an average joe whose life gets a lot worse when he becomes a superhero. It's what makes Spider-Man standout and relatable. This installment in Sam Raimi's trilogy captures that very well. Peter struggles to keep a job. He lives in a crappy apartment. His only living relative has to sell the family home cause she's broke and Peter can't help her at all. He's failing his college courses. His love-life is practically non-existant and he virtually has no friends. So, can you blame the guy for quitting halfway through the movie? Or better yet, can you blame him when he decides to become a hero once again? What's great about Raimi's direction is that no matter how tough things may get for Peter Parker, deep down, he knows he's making the sacrifices for the greater good. Whenever Spider-Man is in action, it's never downbeat unless he's in danger of defeat. Raimi displays Spider-Man with awe and excitement. It's a true cinematic portrayal of the character in all its glory. #4 - THE QUICK AND THE DEAD (1995)I became aware of Sam Raimi in 1994 when he was the executive producer on two popular syndicated TV shows, Hercules: The Incredible Journey and its spin-off Xena: Warrior Princess. A year later, or maybe two, I saw The Quick and the Dead on one of the premium cable channels. When I saw his name on the credits my immediate thought was, "he directs movies too? cool." An hour and a half later, I wasn't sure what to think. Raimi's visual style caught me by surprise. This might be the first film I saw where the camera seems to be one of the characters. It took me a few more years and a few more of his movies to fully appreciate him. Judging it now, I think The Quick and the Dead is one of the coolest modern westerns. People like to single out Unforgiven, 3:10 to Yuma, and True Grit, which is understandable, but The Quick and the Dead deserves to be in that company. On the surface, it may seem like a simple tribute to spaghetti westerns, but there is something sadistic about Gene Hackman's character holding this event where people try to kill each other. It's even more fascinating that he competes as well. He gives the townspeople false hope that he can be eliminated from power. There's a lot of subtle psychology in the film that I admire. #3 - SPIDER MAN (2002)One of the things that bothers me about Marc Webb's Amazing Spider-Man is how cold and calculated it is. You can tell that Webb, the producers, and Sony sat around in a board room and put together a movie that featured all the right ingridents for a popular movie. Instead, they ended up with a soulless film that rips off everything Christopher Nolan did with his Batman trilogy. Sam Raimi, by comparison, is a genuine fan and gave his adaptation a lot of heart. People can poke holes into the movie for being too campy and kid-friendly but you can't deny that it's fun to watch. Since it's an origin story, Raimi doesn't have enough time to explore the deeper elements of the character, so he compensates by making the most exciting film possible. And it works. #2 - THE HUDSUCKER PROXY (1994)Sam Raimi and the Coen Bros have a lot of history together. They are filmmaking friends in the tradition of directors like Quentin Tarantino & Robert Rodriguez and Steven Spielberg & George Lucas. Among their numerous collaborations, this is their greatest. Written and directed by the three of them, although the credits reflect differently, The Hudsucker Proxy is about a happy-go-lucky guy, from a small town, that gets caught up in the corporate universe of the big city. It's an hilarious satire of the business world, fame & fortune, the people affected by it. The Coen's gift for dialogue and characters combined with Raimi's visual flare and comedic set-pieces results in one of my favorites movies of all-time. #1 - DARKMAN (1990)In 1990, three movies tried to cash-in on the success of Tim Burton's Batman. Of those three, Darkman seemed like the least likely to succeed. For starters, it's an original concept instead of an adaptation. And secondly, it's directed by a cult director instead of a respected filmmaker. And yet, it turned out to be the best one. It's sleeper success cemented Raimi into the big leagues. Universal was so impressed that they allowed his production company to make high-profile features like Hard Target and Timecop. They also financed Army of Darkness and his TV output of the 1990's. Darkman itself got two direct-to-video sequels starring Arnold Vosloo (The Mummy) in the title role. Beyond Universal, it led to Sony hiring Raimi for Spider-Man. So if you've never seen Darkman you're probably expecting it to be some sort of a masterpiece. Raimi got more mileage out of Darkman than the iconic Evil Dead trilogy. It has to be good - right? Well... the answer is yes. This is Raimi's magum opus. It has everything you want from a Raimi movie and much more. It's a blend of the horror and superhero genre, made years before Blade and Hellboy attempted such a thing to a lesser success. Liam Neeson is heartbreaking as Peyton Westlake, the stories tragic hero that becomes a monster at the hands of criminals. Larry Drake's Robert G. Durant is a memorable throwback to gangster roles of the 1930's. Frances McDormand avoids a genre cliche by portraying a realistic career woman as opposed to the usual sexy girlfriend. I've read that Universal wanted Julia Roberts. I'm surprised Raimi won that battle. That being said, he throws a bone to fans by casting Colin Friels as the main villain. He delivers a ridiculously over-the-top performances that suits the picture perfectly during its exciting climax. The story of Darkman is quite simple but opens the door for many strong visuals by Raimi. It's about a scientist that's almost killed when his fiance', a lawyer, obtains paperwork that can incriminate a powerful real estate tycoon. He survives the attempt on his life but is left completely disfigured. He develops a synthetic skin but it only lasts 99 minutes when exposed to light. He uses the skin to impersonate people and get his revenge. The film employs skilled technicans, talented make-up and visual effects artists, and a brilliant Danny Elfman score to help bring Darkman to life. It exceeds on all levels.
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Post by Neverending on Oct 18, 2014 1:10:28 GMT -5
THE 10 GREATEST LATE-NIGHT TALK SHOWS!
Here we go again! Jay Leno is expected to step down as host of the Tonight show for the second time in 4 years. Will he finally be gone for good or is he gonna screw over another Late Night host. I guess only time will tell. But... since we're on the topic of late-night talk shows, it seems like an appropriate time to do a top 10 list of the best in the genre. And I will be excluding the Daily Show and Colbert Report because those are comedic news programs as opposed to a traditional talk show. #10 - THE CHRIS ROCK SHOW (1997-2000)In the long history of late-night talk shows on American television, there has only been two successful programs targeted at urban audiences. Three if you count "The Magic Hour" with Magic Johnson. It's insane when you think about it. Late-night talk shows are as white as the U.S. government. That's why I appreciate the Chris Rock show. It - successfully - added diversity to the genre. Plus, it aired on HBO. Rock and his writers, which included Louie CK, could do whatever they wanted. It's a unique Emmy-winning program in all areas. #9 - THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH CONAN O'BRIEN (2009-10)Before 2009, I never had any issues with Jay Leno. His Tonight show was, and continues to be, rather bland but it's successful in reaching a wide audience by avoiding any niche humor or subject matters. It accomplishes its goal of being a huge money-maker for NBC. That's why it came as no surprise when Conan O'Brien briefly took over and the ratings declined. Conan has, and forever will be, a cult comedian. His brand of humor is perfectly suited for anyone that enjoys silliness. That's why I appreciate his short tenure on the franchise. He made the Tonight show interesting again. #8 - TOMORROW WITH TOM SNYDER (1973-81)Tom Snyder was the Charlie Rose of the 1970's. Except, he was always forced to dumb it down for mainstream audiences. That often resulted in hilarity as Snyder was forced to interview people he clearly did not give a s--t about. For example, in 1980, a day after John Lennon was shot and killed, NBC asked Snyder to air an interview he did with Lennon a few years earlier which now had the distinction of being the musicians final TV interview. Snyder introduced the episode by basically saying, "here's something of no historical value that's relevant in our popular culture. Enjoy." It's his "don't give a f--k" attitude that makes him a lot of fun to watch. He truly was one of a kind. #7 - LATER WITH BOB COSTAS (1988-94)If Tom Snyder is too condescending for you, then Bob Costas is the ideal alternative. Costas is famously known as a human encyclopedia in the sports broadcasting world. So it came as a great shock to discover that he has enough space on his brain to do the same in the realm of entertainment and popular culture. Costas, who won an Emmy for the show, puts every talk show host to shame with his excellent interview skills. The man is on a league of his own. #6 - THE DICK CAVETT SHOW (1969-75)Dick Cavett was the counter-culture alternative to Johnny Carson. His show had substance. It covered the topics and people that mattered. His conversational style put his guests on ease and resulted in interviews that are popular to this day. He's also a funny and charming guy. That makes him very unique because he's an entertainer and journalist wrapped into one person. #5 - TONIGHT STARRING JACK PAAR (1957-62)Jack Paar paved the way for Jon Stewart, Bill Maher, and all the other politically-driven comedians on television. That doesn't mean his tenure on the Tonight show was all serious. He did the usual light-hearted funny stuff as well, but he always reserved time to cover current events and other important issues that were on his mind. He was infamous for being highly emotional and a strong storyteller that moved away from the usual punchline jokes. And although he presented an unusual format for the times, he still managed to be incredibly popular with audiences and critics and won two Emmy awards. That's the most Emmy's for a single host in Tonight show history, which is hard to believe considering Johnny Carson's acclaim for 30 years. Jack Paar's stint was short but memorable. #4 - THE ARSENIO HALL SHOW (1989-94)Johnny Carson was named the King of Late Night when it seemed like no one could surpass him in popularity. Then Arsenio Hall showed up and stole the crown. By the 1980's, Carson was an old guy with no appeal towards young people whatsoever. His audience was also largely caucasian. Arsenio noticed this and quickly seized those marginalized demographics. His success prompted critics to label him as Carson for the MTV Generation. But Arsenio was more than just that. He opened the gates. During Carson's dominance of nearly three decades, most networks and comedians were discouraged to launch their own late-night talk show. It seemed pointless. Arsenio proved otherwise and years later, in our current TV landscape, there are dozens of late-night talk shows on television. Arsenio revolutionized the genre. #3 - LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID LETTERMAN (1982-93)In 1954, Steve Allen created the late-night talk show on the new medium known as television. 28 years later, David Letterman created the anti-talk-show. Known as a broadcaster first and a comedian second, Letterman found new inventive ways to keep the genre fresh. Why do an in-studio comedy routine when you can take a camera crew to GE and harass the new owners of NBC? Why do an interview when you can sit back and watch Andy Kauffman go berserk after getting smacked across the face by another guest? Letterman knew exactly what people wanted to watch after 12:35am..... and it wasn't Tom Snyder chatting with intellectuals. #2 - THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JOHNNY CARSON (1962-92)If you wanna witness Johnny Carson's impact, watch any talk show before his Tonight tenure and compare it to anything that came afterwards. The man set the standards. There's no better way to describe it. He also had the advantage of being incredibly well-rounded. He could do any brand of humor. He could interview anyone and make it entertaining or compelling regardless of what they had to offer. He was generous and gave everyone their moment in the spotlight. Johnny Carson is everything you want in late-night talk show host. #1 - LATE NIGHT WITH CONAN O'BRIEN (1993-2009)Conan is perfect after 12:35am. That's the sad truth about his post-Late Night venures. I enjoyed his Tonight Show. His self-titled Conan on TBS is really good as well. But it was his 16 year stint on Late Night that truly showcased his talent. He's a silly guy that loves random humor and he could only get away with that during the 12:35am timeslot. What's also amazing about Conan is that he can balance the absurdity of his comedy with genre traditions. He basically took Johnny Carson's rule book, David Letterman's technique for mayhem, Arsenio Hall's youth appeal, and combined it with his dorky personality to create a 20-year talk show career.
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THE 10 BEST WEEKEND UPDATE ANCHORS! Now that Jimmy Fallon has been chosen to replace Jay Leno on the Tonight show, the next question has become, who's gonna replace Jimmy on Late Night? All rumors seem to indicate it'll be Seth Myers, current head writer and Weekend Update anchor on Saturday Night Live. If that turns out to be true, he'll become the fourth Weekend Update anchor to host a talk show and the second in a row to host Late Night. Not to mention the third in a row to be a former SNL personnel. Since SNL, and Weekend Update in particular, seems to be such a great breeding ground for future talk show hosts, this will be an ideal time to talk about it. Plus, it's Saturday! So, here's the list of my 10 favorite Weekend Update anchors. #10 - DENNIS MILLER (1985-91)In 1980, SNL creator and executive producer Lorne Michaels, left the show. During his absence, the show went through a roller coaster of quality and success. But one thing was for certain, Weekend Update turned into garbage. At one point, it wasn't even called Weekend Update. They changed the name to SNL Newsbreak. So in 1985, when Lorne returned to the show, the first thing he did was restore Weekend Update to its former glory. Dennis Miller was the anchor he chose to lead the way. Miller revolutionized the segment by being the first anchor to take it seriously. Weekend Update was originally meant to spoof the news. Miller used it as platform to comment on politics and society. It led to Weekend Update becoming SNL's soapbox. #9 thru #7 - TINA FEY (2000-06), JIMMY FALLON (2000-04), and AMY POEHLER (2004-08) In 2000, Tiny Fey and Jimmy Fallon became the first dual anchors since Brian Doyle-Murray and Christine Ebersole in 1982. However, they were the first to be playful and feed off each other. They were also the first to be hip and youthful. They essentially modernized Weekend Update and made it relevant to the 21st century. Then, after Fallon left SNL in 2004, Amy Poehler took over as co-anchor. Personally, I don't think Fey & Poehler were as entertaining as Fey & Fallon. Although I know I'm in the minority with that opinion. Still, they managed to continue the playful tone. During this era, Weekend Update wasn't as funny or political as in previous incarnations, but it was definitely the most fun to watch. #6 - NORM MACDONALD (1994-97)Most people would say Norm Macdonald is the best. Back in the `90s, I probably would have said that as well. He has a dorky Canadian sense of humor that makes him very appealing. His version of Weekend Update mostly consisted of mocking tabloid figures which was very relevant in the mid-to-late `90s when tabloids were being treated like real news. The O.J. Simpson trial being the prime example. However, most of those jokes are outdated in 2013. That's why I'm placing him at #6. He was great for the times, but he has no lasting impact whatsoever. #5 - HE'S CHEVY CHASE AND YOU'RE NOT! (1975-76)Love him or hate him, Chevy Chase created Weekend Update and was its first anchor as well. So, you gotta give him credit for that. What I find most amusing about this is that Chevy got it right from the getgo. SNL itself took a few episodes to figure out the right format, tone, and style. Meanwhile, Chevy was hitting home runs from the very first episode. He's even the first person to say, "LIVE from New York, it's SATURDAY NIGHT!" Watching SNL during its first season, it's no surprise that Chevy became the show's first breakout star. He dominated. He was the star. And, Weekend Update was the showcase for Chevy's talent and charm. However, he was always smart enough to know that he couldn't put himself above the material. If Weekend Update was about spoofing the news then that's what it was gonna be about. I give this first incarnation of Weekend Update the credit for setting the standards. #4 thru #2 - JANE CURTIN (1976-80), DAN AYKROYD (1977-78), AND BILL MURRAY (1978-80) In 1976, after only one season, Chevy Chase abruptly left SNL to pursue a movie career in Hollywood. Jane Curtin, the most iconic straight woman in SNL history, seemed like an ideal castmember to replace him on Weekend Update. She could deliver the fake news as if it were real. The polar opposite of Chevy who anchored with a tongue-n-cheek approach. She anchored solo during the 2nd season and was instantly well-liked. In the 3rd season, Dan Aykroyd was brought in to balance her straight-face approach and it was magical. Curtin and Aykroyd have incredible chemistry and their Point-Counterpoint segments are considered SNL highlights. Aykroyd's "Jane, you ignorant slut" is a pop culture lexicon. They are such a beloved dual that it's hard to believe they only lasted a season. For the 4th and 5th seasons, she was paired with Bill Murray. The chemistry wasn't there, unfortunately, but Murray's goofy approach and memorable Academy Awards coverage left a mark on Weekend Update history. It's also important to note that it was during Jane Curtin's tenure that Weekend Update first became political. It never had a personal point-of-view like when Dennis Miller did it, but it was definitely a major depature from Chevy Chase's light-hearted humor. Jane Curtin, along with Dan Aykroyd and Bill Murray, were the first Weekend Update anchors with substance. Curtin moreso than the other two. #1- KEVIN NEALON (1991-94) Kevin Nealon is one of the most underrated castmembers in the history of SNL. The man has impeccable comic timing and delivery. Almost everything he says is hilarious. The best part of all, he can do any type of comedy. Normally, he tended to be kind of silly, like in the Hans and Franz sketches, but on Weekend Update he proved to be a brilliant straight man. When he delivered the news, he was a true professional. I mean, you could put him on NBC Nightly News and wouldn't be able to tell the difference. And then, of course, there's the popular, and possibly iconic, appearences by Adam Sandler. No matter how juvenile and ridiculous Sandler could get, Nealon was always able to balance it with some hint of maturity and sophistication. Nealon's Update may not have been the most political or the biggest mockery of the news, but it was a joy to watch and always hilarious.
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Post by Jibbs on Oct 18, 2014 11:00:23 GMT -5
I like the Lethal Weapon list. I almost made one myself last time I went through the set.
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YEAR REWIND. THE 10 BEST MOMENTS OF 2012! #1Yeah, shake it, baby.
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TOP 10 JIM CARREY MOVIES!
Disclaimer: I haven't seen I Love You, Phillip Morris. So, pardon the exclusion.In the past 6 months, Jim Carrey made two giant headlines in the world of entertainment. After the massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary, he collaborated with Funny-or-Die on a parody song of the NRA. The video went viral and the song was a top-seller at iTunes. And now, he shocked everyone in Hollywood by disowning Kick-Ass 2 because of its level of violence. He made the movie prior to all the recent shootings and no longer wants to glorify violence on film. So... with the newly political Jim Carrey in the spotlight, it seems like an ideal time to discuss his body of work and rank his best movies. Here we go: HONORABLE MENTIONS ONCE BITTEN (1985)I've been a fan of Jim Carrey since his days as "the funny white guy" on In Living Color. During that era if you wanted to watch a movie starring Jim Carrey the best you could do was a cheesy `80s horror-comedy titled Once Bitten. Carrey plays the typical high school kid trying to have sex. And one night, while on the prowl with his friends, he hooks up with the MILF-tastic Lauren Hutton. She's a vampire looking for young blood and poor Carrey gets bitten. Then slowly, he starts turning into a vampire and it affects his life as an average American teenager. It's not all bad, however, since he develops amazing dance moves. If you bothered to watch that clip you'll realize Once Bitten is a camp classic. It has a lot of charm, great humor, and it's the first time Jim Carrey got the opportunity to shine. I highly recommend it to Carrey fans and whoever is willing to go along with its brand of comedy. EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY (1988)When I was an innocent boy, I accidentally watched a movie about aliens having sex with Earth women. And no - it wasn't on Cinemax After Dark. It was in the middle of the afternoon on TBS. Just picture it. It's a comedy about feline-looking aliens visiting our planet. What could possibly go wrong with that? Oh - intense eroticism between Jeff Goldblum and Geena Davis. Watching this movie as a kid is like a girl looking at a penis for the first time. It's fascinating and disgusting at the same time. So, I'm giving Earth Girls Are Easy an honorable mention for corrupting my childhood. And now for the main event: #10 - THE CABLE GUY (1996)In two years, Jim Carrey went from Fire Marshall Bill on In Living Color to the biggest movie star in Hollywood. It was one of those "overnight sensations" that left everyone in awe. So, if there was ever a time in Jim Carrey's career to do something crazy that would leave an impression, it was at that moment. And to make the situation more amusing, he got paid $20 million to do so. The Cable Guy, directed by Ben Stiller and produced by Judd Apatow, is ultimately a harmless comedy loaded with social satire. Contemporary audiences will love it. In 1996, however, people were shocked to see Jim Carrey turn into a creep. I mean... he's truly disturbing in The Cable Guy. If you met someone like that in real life you'd call the police. However, looking at it from a modern perspective, it's brilliant Black Comedy that was ahead of its time. #9 - BATMAN FOREVER (1995)Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can hear you guys banging on your desk in pure anger that I would even - dare - to include this "garbage." But truthfully, I've always enjoyed Batman Forever and have defended it on several occasions. It's better than The Dark Knight Rises. It really is. Yeah - it's campy and kind of dumb, but it's also fun and features great superhero heroics. Which is something Christopher Nolan refuses to give us, even in a Superman movie! As for Jim Carrey as The Riddler, it's perfectly suitable for a campy version of the character. And to be fair, the character does have a psychological profile which is more than you can ask for in this type of film. #8 - THE TRUMAN SHOW (1998)When the late Roger Ebert did his retrospective review on Groundhog Day he said, "it's one of those enjoyable comedies that you find yourself referencing 10 years later." The same can be said about The Truman Show. At the time, no one made a big fuss about it. 15 years later, however, it's the movie that predicted our current society. Carrey plays a man that one day discovers that his entire life has been a TV show. Then he goes through great lengths to escape his fake reality, even though, we all know it'll haunt him forever. Now, some could criticize The Truman Show for being too lighthearted and heartwarming and ignoring the harsh truths of the concept, but honestly, it doesn't bother me at all. As long as you're emotionally invested and have something to think about later on, that's... good enough.
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Post by Neverending on Oct 18, 2014 15:43:14 GMT -5
#7 - ACE VENUTRA: WHEN NATURE CALLS (1995)A/K/A SHIKAKA!I don't think there has ever been a movie that tried so hard to be funny and actually succeeded at it. Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls is the equivalent of throwing pencils into the roof and seeing which ones manage to stick. And somehow, Jim Carrey and writer/director Steve Oedekerk got all the pencils to stick. As a fan of comedy, I applaud this film for its relentlessness to make the audience laugh at very opportunity with, literally, whatever it took. Another thing I admire is the Ace Ventura character. In the first movie he was eccentric but clearly a talented detective. He solved that whole Ray Finkle incident in spectacular fashion. Here, he's put into bizarre situations and doesn't even blink. This isn't Inspector Clouseau falling all over the place. This isn't Austin Powers being a fish out of water. This is a guy that dominates everywhere he goes. It's a fascinating character. He looks like an idiot but he really isn't. #6 - ME, MYSELF & IRENE (2000)The premise is quite simple. Jim Carrey plays a mild-mannered person that is pushed to his limits and creates a new personality that does all the dirty work for him. It's like Jekyll & Hyde but funny. What makes the movie interesting is that he suffers from multiple personality disorder so he never remembers what his alter ego did. And also, the people around him are not always sure which personality they're talking to. So that all leads to lots of great comedy. At the time, there was some controversy about using a serious mental disorder as the premise for a comedy, but I don't feel like the Farrelly Brothers are making fun of the disorder and people that suffer from it. They just used it as a tool to tell a relateable story. #5 - LIAR LIAR (1997)Usually, high-concept movies serve two purposes. They are either a marketing tool or an exercise in great creativity. Sometimes, however, it's used to explore something deeper. Director Tom Shadyac is one of the few hippies working in Hollywood today and he uses these broad comedies to get his agenda across. Liar Liar is about Jim Carrey playing a lawyer that cannot tell a lie for 24 hours but the heart and soul of the movie is his journey to becoming a good husband and father. It's a story about work versus family life. It's a topic that many of us can relate to. And what Shadyac does so well is balance the wacky workplace comedy with the family drama. #4 - ACE VENTURA: PET DETECTIVE (1994)Today was an historic day for activists of gay rights and same-sex marriage, so what a great opportunity to talk about the movie where Sean Young plays a transvestite that kidnaps Dan Marino. Today is also the day that Patriots tight-end Aaron Hernandez was arrested and charged with murder. So, what a great opportunity to talk about a movie where a deranged football player escapes a mental institute and goes on a crime spree. Wow... Ace Ventura is very relevant today. All joking aside, this movie is very juvenile and has a ridiculous premise but it's also incredibly funny. In addition, I like that the film has a respectable detective story. It's a little over-the-top with the Sean Young angle but having a villain that's a disgraced football player seeking revenge is very interesting and handled well. Director Tom Shadyac does a good job of balancing the absurd comedy with the grittiness of the story. The scene where Ace Ventura visits Ray Finkle's home is just as memorable as Jim Carrey talking out of his butt. Ace Ventura is a strange movie but it works. #3 - ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND (2004)10 years after Jim Carrey became famous for talking out of his butt, he found critical acclaim for playing a guy trying to erase memories of having sex with Kate Winslet. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is an inventive film about doomed relationships and heartbreak but it also explores unconditional love as Carrey's character regrets his decision and tries to rescue those memories. At the end, Carrey and Winslet's characters meet for a second time and fall in love all over again. Even though they later on discover evidence of their previous history, they decide to take a risk and create a life together all over again. It's a beautiful love story. #2 - DUMB AND DUMBER (1994)Dumb and Dumber is considered one of the greatest comedies of all-time by almost everyone outside of ComingSoon.net. The film works on many levels but the one that stands out the most is the chemistry and relationship between Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels. They love each other. They hate each other. They fall in love with the same girl. They defend each other when in trouble. It's a very complex and believable friendship. That makes it more relatable and fun to watch. #1 - THE MASK (1994)It's a live-action cartoon. It's a superhero movie. It's a comedy. It's a musical. It's Jim Carrey in his prime. What is not to love? The Mask isn't high-art but it is high-entertainment. That may not be everyone's cup-of-tea but I sure love it.
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Now that we're done with Jim Carrey, brace yourself for.......... THE 10 BEST EPISODES OF THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR! #10 - VIVA LOST WAGESOriginal Airdate: November 13, 1995 Written by Robert Bruce Directed by Shelley Jensen Will takes Carlton to Las Vegas for his 21st birthday but the trip turns into a disaster when they lose all their money gambling. In order to get it back, they join a talent competition where they do a dance routine to Apache (Jump On It) from the Sugarhill Gang. This is one of the most iconic episodes from the series so to exclude it from the list would be shameful. #9 - FRESH PRINCE AFTER DARKOriginal Airdate: November 8, 1993 Written by Eddie Gorodetsky Directed by Shelley Jensen Popular L.A. weather girl Hilary Banks accepts an offer to pose for Playboy. Her father, Phillip Banks, objects and becomes a monk to avoid the hoopla surrounding her photo spread. Meanwhile, Will and Carlton accompany Hilary to the Playboy mansion and hilarity ensues. The episode is great just for the shenanigans at the mansion. In particular, I love the scene when Jazz is randomly seen roaming the backyard with Playmates by his side. #8 - THE BUTLER DID ITOriginal Airdate: November 25, 1991 Written by Bryan Winter Directed by Ellen Falcon Phillip and Vivian Banks go on a romantic weekend and leave the kids alone at the house. Carlton takes advantage of his parents trust and rents their home to a Bell Biv DeVoe music video shoot. When their trip is cut short, the kids have to quickly get the house back in order. The episode is a great twist on a familiar concept. #7 - BULLETS OVER BEL-AIROriginal Airdate: February 6, 1995 Written by Maiya Williams & Eddie Gorodetsky Directed by Shelley Jensen On a special episode of Fresh Prince, Will is shot during a robbery. His cousin Carlton is enraged and purchases a gun. Back in the `80s and `90s, family sitcoms always had that "special episode." Usually, they were incredibly cheesy. Like the episode of Different Strokes where Gary Coleman rides a fat shirtless man. Fresh Prince, however, handled these type of episodes very well and tended to be quite touching. #6 - 72 HOURSOriginal Airdate: March 11, 1991 Written by Rob Edwards Directed by Rea Kraus Before Will and Carlton became the closest cousins in TV history, they used to bicker about their social status. In one episode, Will bets that Carlton can't spend an entire weekend in the ghetto. Will lost the bet in spectacular fashion. Not only did Carlton bond with the inner city kids but he had enough guts to hang around the dangerous MacArthur Park. Will, fearing for his danger, tells Uncle Phil and Aunt Viv about the bet and ends up showing his true colors. #5 - BLOOD IS THICKER THAN MUDOriginal Airdate: November 1, 1993 Written by Devon Shepard Directed by Chuck Vinson This episode is, more-or-less, the same as the one above. During Carlton's freshmen year in college he tries to join a fraternity but is discriminated against for being "an Oreo." This episode, I believe, is more effective because Carlton doesn't have to turn ghetto to prove a point. He's allowed to be himself and make the other people look bad. #4 - MISTAKEN IDENTITYOriginal Airdate: October 15, 1990 Written by Susan and Andy Borowitz Directed by Jeff Melman Here's another socially conscience episode from the series. In one of the earliest episodes, Will and Carlton are arrested for driving an expensive car. You see, the racist cops accused them of stealing it. Then Uncle Phil comes to the rescue and curses them out as the audience erupts into applause. It's a really cool episode. The only drawback is Will Smith's acting. He was terrible in season one. Even in that photo above you can see how bad he is. lol. #3 - PAPA'S GOT A BRAND NEW EXCUSEOriginal Airdate: May 9, 1994 Written by David Zuckerman & Bill Boulware Directed by Shelley Jensen Here's the last "special episode" on the list. Will's father returns after abandoning him as a kid and then breaks his heart for a second time. The most famous moment from the episode is the final scene which you can watch on the video clip above. As I said earlier, Fresh Prince handled these types of episodes very well. #2 - PSAT PSTORYOriginal Airdate: September 30, 1991 Written by Marcus Jamal Gaines Directed by Ellen Falcon When Will gets a better score on his PSAT exam, Carlton practically has a nervous breakdown. I love this episode because the writer's are having a lot of fun with Carlton. In the earlier seasons, he was so stuck-up and full of crap that it's nice to see him get knocked down for a bit. #1 - WILL IS FROM MARSOriginal Airdate: February 20, 1995 Written by Michael Soccio & Andrea Wiley Directed by Shelley Jensen Will and his fiance Lisa (Nia Long) are having issues right before their marriage so they decide to attend couples therapy. There, they meet the Jeffersons (I s--t you not) and get into a fight with them. It's hilarious to say the least. Even Quentin Tarantino is a fan of this episode. So that's enough endorsement for the people of ComingSoon.net.
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Post by Neverending on Oct 18, 2014 15:56:42 GMT -5
The comedy train continues..... RANKING THE FILMS OF MEL BROOKS! #11 - HIGH ANXIETY (1977)Mel Brooks love letter to Alfred Hitchcock has some great moments like the opening airport sequence, the camera crashing into the window, Mel getting attacked by Barry Levinson with a newspaper and, of course, the infamous bird pooping scene. However, from a story perspective, the movie is all over the place. Brooks was trying to spoof everything he could instead of just focusing on one or two things. In a strange way, High Anxiety opened the door for Scary Movie and all its redheaded step-children. #10 - SPACEBALLS (1987)Call me crazy, but Spaceballs is overrated. It is possibly the worst spoof of Star Wars that I have ever seen. There are amateur videos on YouTube that do a better job of mocking George Lucas and his empire. However, to be fair, Mel Brooks doesn't seem very interested in being negative towards the most popular film series of all-time. He just wanted to make a cheesy science-fiction movie and used Star Wars as a template. From that perspective, Spaceballs does work and it's a lot fun to watch. #9 - LIFE STINKS (1991)Remember Trading Places, the film where Dan Aykroyd becomes poor and Eddie Murphy becomes rich through a social experiment? Well, Life Stinks is just like that but without the Eddie Murphy angle to the story. Mel Brooks plays a rich person that bets he can survive as a homeless guy for 30 days. Through his misadventures in poverty he learns the important things in life. Overall, it's an okay movie. #8 - THE TWELVE CHAIRS (1970)The Twelve Chairs is based on a famous Russian novel about men searching for hidden jewels. Mel Brooks is rather constraint here. After making his debut with The Producers he seemed more interested in stretching his directorial muscles. The Twelve Chairs isn't particularly funny but it is visually stunning, features a great cast, and has surprisingly strong production values for a low-budget film. #7 - HISTORY OF THE WORLD, PART I (1981)It's good to be the King. History of the World, like The Kentucky Fried Movie and The Meaning of Life, is a series of sketches instead of a proper film with three acts. Under that format it can be challenging to maintain quality but Brooks is largely successful. Most of the sketches are hilarious and arguably the funniest works of Brooks career but a few stinkers hold it back from being a true masterpiece. #6 - DRACULA: DEAD AND LOVING IT (1995)When I was growing up, Leslie Nielsen was the King of movie spoofs. Airplane and The Naked Gun trilogy were on a pedestal. So when he teamed-up with Mel Brooks there was a lot to be excited about. And yet, the star of Dracula ended up being Renfield. Peter MacNicol delivered one of the greatest comedic performances ever captured on film. Everyone isn't a fan of this movie but I think we can all appreciate his performance. Harvey Korman is also spectacular. The scene where he's having lunch with Renfield and trying to catch him eating bugs is one of the funniest things you're ever gonna see. #5 - ROBIN HOOD: MEN IN TIGHTS (1993)Robin Hood: Men in Tights is the movie that introduced me to Mel Brooks. So it will always have a special place in my heart because of that. It's like your first kiss. You never forget it. I appreciate Men in Tights because it's a love letter to the classic 1938 Errol Flynn adaptation while simultaneously destroying the Kevin Costner version. I also enjoy watching Cary Elwes as Robin Hood. The man was born to play these fairy tale roles. Watch The Princess Bride. He's great in that too. Elwes is the definition of charm and classical heroics. #4 - SILENT MOVIE (1976)Silent films are fascinating to watch because the only ones that truly survive the test of time are comedies. In particular the ones by Harold Lloyd and Buster Keaton which rely on visual gags. Physical humor is universal. It doesn't matter which language you speak or which culture you come from. Watching something be funny crosses barriers. Mel Brooks understands this and delivers the goods. Silent Movie is a masterpiece in that genre and any fan of great comedy should watch it. #3 - THE PRODUCERS (1967)Accountant Leo Bloom (Gene Wilder) discovers that Broadway producer Max Bialystock (Zero Mostel) can make more money from a flop than a success. So they collaborate on what they expect to be an historic disaster and instead wind up with the biggest hit on Broadway. Many have called this the greatest comedic premise of all-time and Mel Brooks was rewarded with an Academy Award and numerous Tony Awards for the stage version 30 years later. I don't know if it's indeed the best, but it's definitely up there. Once again, Mel Brooks delivered a masterpiece and it is required viewing for fans of comedy. #2 - BLAZING SADDLES (1974)Where are all the white women at? Blazing Saddles is, again, a masterpiece! It's a must-watch for fans. Mel Brooks excels in absurd, irreverent, and "meta" humor. He's also a brilliant social commentator. 6 months ago we were all talking about Django Unchained and whether or not it successfully got its point across. To me, Blazing Saddles, which features no graphic violence whatsoever does a better job. An old lady calling Cleavon Little a n----r is more effective than a pack of dogs killing a slave. As Americans, we love watching mayhem, but in reality, the negative ways we treat each other in everyday life does more damage. #1 - YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN (1974) Young Frankenstein is my favorite comedy of all-time. I love it because it doesn't spoof Frankenstein. It simply tells the story in a comedic way. At its root, that's what comedy is. It's just amusing storytelling. I can picture the earliest speaking humans, gathered around a log fire, telling each other funny stories based on their journey's. Frankenstein is a classic tale loaded with important themes and it all crosses over to Mel Brooks adaptation because he's not mocking any of it. He just wants to get the points across in a humorous way.
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Post by PG Cooper on Oct 18, 2014 16:01:02 GMT -5
The Truman Show is fantastic. That would be in my top three.
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Post by Jibbs on Oct 18, 2014 16:09:15 GMT -5
Yeah, I was about to say it's a bit low. Below the Ace Ventura sequel?
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Post by Neverending on Oct 18, 2014 16:21:41 GMT -5
The Truman Show is fantastic. That would be in my top three. Yeah, I was about to say it's a bit low. Below the Ace Ventura sequel? We already had this argument last year. Hence how passive aggressive my comments got towards the end.
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Post by IanTheCool on Oct 18, 2014 16:25:05 GMT -5
But truthfully, I've always enjoyed Batman Forever and have defended it on several occasions. Trust us, we know.
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Post by Neverending on Oct 18, 2014 16:29:07 GMT -5
Yeah, we lost "Nick1998" because of it. He was so outraged that someone would say that Batman Forever is better than The Dark Knight Rises that he stormed out and never came back.
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Post by Jibbs on Oct 18, 2014 17:52:53 GMT -5
Hah.
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Post by Neverending on Oct 18, 2014 18:13:25 GMT -5
You should invite him. Nick 1988. He was Franklin, Jr.
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Post by Jibbs on Oct 18, 2014 18:20:29 GMT -5
He's in the 300-400 range for top posters by post count. I already did.
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Post by Neverending on Oct 18, 2014 18:30:12 GMT -5
He's in the 300-400 range for top posters by post count. I already did. I guess we've seen the last of him. Did you invite MatrixFan and his buddy? Was that their names? I'm too lazy to double-check. But you know who I'm talking about. Doomsday and Dracula scared them away for giving out excessive 10/10's. Maybe we can bury the hatchet.
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Post by VaderStark14 on Oct 18, 2014 22:25:40 GMT -5
I wouldn't let Doomsday scare me about making a Top 10 list. Besides the king of speed posting tops 10s is Neverending.
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Post by Neverending on Oct 19, 2014 17:20:37 GMT -5
IN HONOR OF CANADA DAY, THE 10 GREATEST CANADIANS OF ALL-TIME! #10 - FITNESS STAR LOONETTE THE CLOWNWhen we think of Canada we imagine real men hunting in the woods. In reality, they are not much different than lazy Americans. They sit around, eating crap from Tim Horton's, and watching television. The only difference, according to Michael Moore, is that they don't lock their doors. Crime doesn't exist in Canada! So..... with Canadian belly's growing, some genius at YTV got the idea to create a show tailored for lazy Canadians. It's a program about a clown (played by the adorable Alyson Court) that hangs around in her couch all day long with her friend "Molly" but takes time in each episode to sweat - and that's - how a Canadian fitness craze was born: #9 - SEXUAL PROVOCATEUR SUNNY LEONECanada's most important contribution to the world isn't hockey or free health care, it is beautiful women. Ever since Yvonne De Carlo, Canada has been the birthplace to some of the sexiest women of all-time. Canadian women are treated with so much respect that the idea of exploiting one in a pornographic video is never considered. That was until Sunny Leone showed up at San Fernando Valley. She became the first true porn sensation from Canada and has opened the door for other Canadian women to explore the world of boogie nights. #8 - SOCIAL ACTIVIST TOM GREENThe British have Sacha Baron Cohen to highlight the horrors of mankind through his award-winning comedy. The Canadians, meanwhile, gave us Tom Green. In his heyday on MTV, Green hit the streets and provoked every walking soul that crossed his path to show their true colors. Unfortunately, Americans and Canadians were not ready to accept the harsh truths of Tom Green's comedy and his fame faded away. It is a very tragic story and today, on this important Canadian holiday, we honor Tom Green for showing us the errors of our ways. #7 - HUMAN RIGHTS CRUSADER HOWIE MANDELIn the 1980's and `90s, Howie Mandel was mostly famous for his stand-up comedy and voice-over work in Gremlins, Muppet Babies, and Bobby's World. Then, in the turn of the century, something magical happened. Howie Mandel fist-pumped the world. Through TV programs Deal or No Deal and America's Got Talent, Mandel put the spotlight on people and allowed them to improve their lives with generous donations. Most of us go through life unnoticed, unappreciated, and underpaid. Mandel knows that's wrong and is changing one life at a time. #6 - LIFESTYLE GURU DRAKEWhen Drake's character on Degrassi was shot and paralyzed, he learned two important things. One, he could still get an erection. And two, he must appreciate life. That's when Drake decided to become a rap superstar and spread the message of YOLO (you only live once). His wisdom changed Canada and then crossed the border to impact American life as well. Drake is truly a national treasure. Here is a man that's changing the world. O' Canada, O' Drake! #5 - EARLY PIONEER JAMES DOOHANFun fact: the beloved Scottish engineer from Star Trek was not from Scotland. He was from good ol' Vancouver, Canada. Some people could criticize Doohan for denying his heritage. If Sean Connery could play a Russian with a Scottish accent then Doohan should have sounded Canadian despite the role. But let's keep in mind that the 1960's were not generous to Canadians. No one cared about them back then. The Polish were the ones we mocked in those days. So with a compromise or two, Doohan crossed barriers and put Canada on the map. Canada Day should be Doohan Day. #4 -CAPITALISM ADVOCATE PAMELA ANDERSONIn the world of politics, Canada is famous for one thing: socialism. So it comes as great surprise that one of the biggest capitalists of the 1990's was the Canadian-born Pamela Anderson. She began her career in the hardware business with Tim "the tool man" Taylor. With the money earned from putting Sears on the map, she invested in California real estate and made their beaches a popular vacation spot. That made her a millionaire and she then used her fame and fortune to conquer home entertainment by selling popular videos. That made her a billionaire and she rode of into the sunset, never to be heard from again. That's the true Canadian dream. #3 - HOCKEY ENTHUSIAST JOSHUA JACKSONUrban legend says that Wayne Gretzky made hockey popular outside of Canada. That is incorrect. It was Joshua Jackson. You see, back in 1992, a little movie called The Mighty Ducks was released. It became a huge success and suddenly the rest of the world got excited about white guys skating and occasionally fighting each other. Now, of course, one could make the argument that Emilio Estevez deserves most of the credit, but come on, it's Canada Day. So, be generous. Besides, Joshua Jackson took Katie Holmes virginity. That has to count for something. #2 - ICON ALAN THICKEEvery country has icons that represent their country. We have George Washington. Canada has Alan Thicke. This man is charming and sophisticated. He was the "King of All Media" before Howard Stern. And most importantly, he marries attractive women half his each. Now if that wasn't enough, he spawned Robin Thicke who is Canada's biggest pop star next to Justin Bieber. At this rate, the Thicke family could become Canadian royalty. All hail Thicke! #1 - THE FABULOUS CELINE DIONIf there is anything that the Canadian's love more than Alan Thicke it's the French. Canada loves France so much that half the country IS France. So it should come as no surprise that the biggest thing to ever happen to The Great White North is Celine Dion. The rest of the world hate Celine Dion because anything that is French AND Canadian cannot be taken seriously. But screw them! They love Celine and today we will too. HAPPY CANADA DAY!
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