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Post by Wyldstaar on Jul 12, 2020 17:50:29 GMT -5
What? Because there's a hot chick, I'm supposed to find a movie thrilling? In 1983, there was far better options out there for a kid than Superman III when it came to girls. Blue Thunder for example, had loads of action, an awesome helicopter, and a very flexible young Yoga enthusiast.
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Post by SnoBorderZero on Jul 12, 2020 19:03:38 GMT -5
Blade.
Superman III is fucking terrible.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 12, 2020 19:25:05 GMT -5
Superman III is fucking terrible. Worse than Superman IV?
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Post by frankyt on Jul 12, 2020 19:53:59 GMT -5
Blade
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Post by Dracula on Jul 12, 2020 20:15:40 GMT -5
Blade
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Post by Neverending on Jul 12, 2020 20:21:07 GMT -5
This wasn't the victory lap 1godzillafan was looking for. Maybe Superman Returns vs Blade Trinity will be more successful.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Jul 12, 2020 20:22:51 GMT -5
This wasn't the victory lap 1godzillafan was looking for. Maybe Superman Returns vs Blade Trinity will be more successful. Blade: Trinity's challenger is going to conquer it. Even if Blade 3 were one of the best superhero movies of all time, it would still have trouble. Superman Returns's is interesting. I'm very curious about that round.
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Post by IanTheCool on Jul 12, 2020 22:57:24 GMT -5
Next please.
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Post by thebtskink on Jul 12, 2020 22:58:41 GMT -5
Ian's getting feisty, time to drop the Ghist Rider 2 on him.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 12, 2020 23:06:36 GMT -5
Ian’s itching to debate Superman IV vs X-Men (2000).
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Post by Wyldstaar on Jul 12, 2020 23:11:05 GMT -5
Ian's getting feisty, time to drop the Ghist Rider 2 on him. This list is chronological, so Ghost Rider: Spirit of Failed Soft Reboot is a long way off.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Jul 13, 2020 5:28:19 GMT -5
Maybe I'll leave this match up for an extra day due to popular demand.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Jul 13, 2020 12:33:38 GMT -5
Thought about postponing the next round just to spite Ian, but nah.
Get those last minute votes in! The next landslide starts in a few hours.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 13, 2020 12:36:26 GMT -5
The next landslide starts in a few hours. PG Cooper is not in a position to support Bryan Singer.
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Post by thebtskink on Jul 13, 2020 12:39:20 GMT -5
I'm surprised theres no unauthorized Turkish versions of superheroes here.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Jul 13, 2020 12:48:27 GMT -5
I'm surprised theres no unauthorized Turkish versions of superheroes here. I thought about 3 Mighty Men, but if few people saw Superman and the Mole Men, what were the chances of them watching that?
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Post by thebtskink on Jul 13, 2020 12:59:39 GMT -5
I'm surprised theres no unauthorized Turkish versions of superheroes here. I thought about 3 Mighty Men, but if few people saw Superman and the Mole Men, what were the chances of them watching that? Is that the one with Spider-Man, Captain America, and a Luchador?
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Post by 1godzillafan on Jul 13, 2020 13:07:29 GMT -5
I thought about 3 Mighty Men, but if few people saw Superman and the Mole Men, what were the chances of them watching that? Is that the one with Spider-Man, Captain America, and a Luchador? Oh yes indeed. I have a bootleg of that fucker somewhere.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Jul 13, 2020 13:42:17 GMT -5
THE FINAL VOTE:Superman IIIThis is a case where I find both movies frustrating, but watchable. I find Superman III's highs far higher than Blade's as it has fun spectacle while Blade's action looks very choreographed (the fight between Blade and Frost at the end is hilariously bad) and Stephen Norrington is a very bland director. But I also don't think Blade's lows are as low as Superman III's, which can get obnoxious at its worst. Blade's failing is that it's pretty drab and boring, and say what you will about Superman III, it aint drab and boring. What the vote came down to is the question of "Which would I watch right now, if I had to chose?" and without hesitation I responded "Superman III, without a doubt." So that's where my loyalties lie. The ScoreSuperman III: 4 Blade: 7WINNER:MARVELSome motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill. Ross Webster asked his underlings to kill Superman, and they couldn't do that one simple thing. Blade could, though. With his new Kryptonite formula, Blade made Superman's head explode just like everyone else's, giving Supes his first true loss of the tournament. DC: 3 Marvel: 2 Draw: 1ROUND 7!
IN THIS CORNERSuperheroes: Helen Slater as Kara Zor-El/Linda Lee/Supergirl Supervillains: Faye Dunaway as Selena, Brenda Vaccaro as Bianca, Peter Cook as Nigel Civilians: Peter O'Toole as Zaltar, Hart Bachner as Ethan, Marc McClure as Jimmy Olsen, Mia Farrow as Alura In-Ze, Simon Ward as Zor-El Run Time: 1 Hour 45 Minutes (Theatrical Cut), 2 Hours 4 Minutes (International Cut) Director: Jeannot Szwarc (Code Name: Diamond Head, Jaws 2) Writer: David Odell (The Dark Crystal, Masters of the Universe) Music: Jerry Goldsmith (Planet of the Apes, Star Trek: The Motion Picture, Patton, First Blood, The Mummy) Cinematography: Alan Hume (Return of the Jedi, For Your Eyes Only, Octopussy, A View to a Kill) Tomatometer: 9% IMDB: 4.4 Razzies Nominated: Worst Actor - Peter O'Toole, Worst Actress - Faye Dunaway Story: Kara Zor-El, cousin of Kal-El/Superman, lives with Kryptonian survivors in the transdimensional Argo City. But when Argo's city powering relic, the Omegahedron, is blown out into space, it lands on Earth and Kara leaves the city to retrieve it. The Omegahedron is retrieved by a woman named Selena, who uses it's power to become the most fearsome witch the planet has ever seen. With Superman off-planet, Kara becomes Supergirl to combat Selena. Pros: Supergirl is hot. Cons: This movie is not. AND IN THIS CORNERSuperheroes: Patrick Stewart as Professor Charles Xavier, Hugh Jackman as Logan/Wolverine, Halle Berry as Ororo Munroe/Storm, James Marsden as Scott Summers/Cyclops, Famke Jannsen as Jean Grey, Anna Paquin as Marie/Rogue Supervillains: Ian McKellen as Erik Lehnsherr/Magneto, Rebecca Romijn as Mystique, Tyler Mane as Sabertooth, Ray Park as Toad Civilians: Bruce Davison as Senator Robert Kelly Run Time: 1 Hour 44 Minutes Director: Rapist Bryan Singer (The Usual Suspects, Valkyrie, Bohemian Rhapsody) Writer: David Hayter (The Scorpion King) Music: Michael Kamen (Die Hard, Lethal Weapon, Highlander) Cinematographer: Newton Thomas Sigel (The Usual Suspects, Valkyrie, Bohemian Rhapsidy) Tomatometer: 81% IMDB: 7.4 Story: A school for people with naturally formed superpowers, called Mutants, takes in Canadian drifter Logan and runaway Marie after they are attacked by the Brotherhood of Mutants, a terrorist organization for Mutant rights led by Magneto. The school's teachers/underground protective team, the X-Men, try to deduce what Magneto has planned for these seemingly random Mutants. Pros: Proves that fantastical characters from funny books can provide the basis for compelling drama, something most superhero movies lacked at the time. Cons: Directed by a rapist. FIGHT!
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Post by thebtskink on Jul 13, 2020 13:47:03 GMT -5
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Post by thebtskink on Jul 13, 2020 13:48:01 GMT -5
That is a vote in favor, btw.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 13, 2020 13:56:14 GMT -5
The first time my penis moved was watching Supergirl, but the first time my penis was touched was by Bryan Singer.
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Post by PG Cooper on Jul 13, 2020 14:03:27 GMT -5
The first time my penis moved was watching Supergirl, but the first time my penis was touched was by Bryan Singer. A masterpiece comment. X-Men
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Post by 1godzillafan on Jul 13, 2020 14:10:46 GMT -5
The first time my penis moved was watching Supergirl, but the first time my penis was touched was by Bryan Singer. I'll be accepting this as a vote for X-Men.
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Post by PhantomKnight on Jul 13, 2020 14:13:50 GMT -5
X-Men
Or, since Bryan Singer directed it, would it be C-Men?
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