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Post by Neverending on Feb 21, 2020 5:50:04 GMT -5
The Urkel Dance episode is also the one in which he gets drunk at a party and falls off the ledge of a building. What a rollercoaster.
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Post by Neverending on Feb 26, 2020 5:32:35 GMT -5
I'll take this time to raise my glass of water to the actor who played Lt. Murtaugh who passed away in 2016. God speed!
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Post by Neverending on Mar 2, 2020 6:09:48 GMT -5
Jordan? Kobe? LeBron?
Nah.
Urkel.
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Post by Neverending on Mar 4, 2020 5:30:25 GMT -5
Urkel Bot
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Post by Doomsday on Mar 4, 2020 15:09:32 GMT -5
Oh shit I forgot about Urkelbot. That show, holy lord.
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Post by thebtskink on Mar 4, 2020 17:57:37 GMT -5
My dumbass work wants me to commute 1.5 hrs more to NH for 14 day on/off intervals over next 3 months due to the coronavirus. :/
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Post by Neverending on Mar 8, 2020 2:05:37 GMT -5
Holy fuck! Is it Daylights Savings? Are we getting an extra hour??? When Daylights Savings sneaks up on you. When you get an extra hour of sleep. When you lose an hour of sleep
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Post by frankyt on Mar 8, 2020 2:55:46 GMT -5
Italy to quarantine 10 million. Buckle up folks.
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Post by PhantomKnight on Mar 9, 2020 14:18:28 GMT -5
Went to see Sebastian Maniscalco perform onstage yesterday (part of his You Bother Me tour). Definitely one of the funniest stand-ups around right now.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 9, 2020 19:42:51 GMT -5
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Post by Neverending on Mar 11, 2020 21:49:39 GMT -5
I thought the market being out of toilet paper was a media exaggeration. Nope. It’s legit.
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Post by Deexan on Mar 12, 2020 3:01:26 GMT -5
Time to invest in a bidet.
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Post by frankyt on Mar 12, 2020 7:28:32 GMT -5
We just so happened to restock a lot of our essentials in January when Costco had specific sales. I'll trade you my single ply backups for uh... Bullets.
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Post by IanTheCool on Mar 14, 2020 11:13:04 GMT -5
So is anyone stuck at home right now?
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Post by Deexan on Mar 14, 2020 17:12:50 GMT -5
So is anyone stuck at home right now? Just sick of YOU*. *Not factually true, I'm just drunk and I love you like a brother.** **Edit: I thought you said "sick", not "stuck". So my joke is ruined. I bid you good day.
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Post by thebtskink on Mar 14, 2020 17:22:25 GMT -5
So is anyone stuck at home right now? I will be soon. JPMorgan's making 25% go from Boston to Salem NH as their home base, 25% in Boston, and half at home. I can work from home whenever I choose or start to feel sick, but we don't own our Boston building and I think they'll pull the plug soon now that 2 employees in NYC tested positive.
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Post by IanTheCool on Mar 14, 2020 17:31:30 GMT -5
Deexan, do you ever come here NOT drunk anymore?
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Post by Neverending on Mar 15, 2020 10:56:36 GMT -5
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 15, 2020 11:21:34 GMT -5
This can only mean one thing: It's time for another Independence Day sequel.
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Post by Neverending on Mar 16, 2020 12:28:51 GMT -5
Everything’s closed. There’s nothing to do. Never seen anything like this in my life. Not during 9/11. Not after a Natural Disaster. This is straight up apocalyptic.
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Post by Dracula on Mar 16, 2020 12:37:59 GMT -5
In terms of actual life impact this us easily the most impactful national event of my lifetime.
9/11? Watched it on TV Iraq War? Didn't fight in it Hurricane Katrina? On the other side of the country. 2008 Recession? Probably didn't hurt my career trajectory. Might have inadvertently helped it.
But this one fucked with the movie schedule, so it fucks with me.
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Post by PhantomKnight on Mar 16, 2020 12:44:52 GMT -5
But this one fucked with the movie schedule, so it fucks with me. I mean, there are more important things to worry about, but...yeah, this one's hitting home in that regard.
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Post by Neverending on Mar 16, 2020 12:48:07 GMT -5
2008 Recession definitely fucked me over, but I could at least leave the fucking house.
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Post by PhantomKnight on Mar 16, 2020 12:54:35 GMT -5
I'm currently still working at my office during the day for now...but I hear that may change to work-from-home after Wednesday.
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Post by Dracula on Mar 16, 2020 12:59:45 GMT -5
My office has insisted for years that work from home is impossible. Now they're saying it may be possible but haven't pulled the trigger yet.
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