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Post by Neverending on Apr 1, 2018 2:22:56 GMT -5
Its dumb enough that Greeto is in the Jabba scene but Bobba Fett too?
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Post by Dracula on Apr 1, 2018 6:20:25 GMT -5
So what has Yoda been doing for the past 30 years? Why does he pop up and not Obi-Wan or Anakin? Wouldn’t it make more sense for Anakin to show up and tell Kylo Ren to stop being stupid? I mean, what exactly is the point of Ghost Jedi’s anyway? Would have made more sense, but that would have meant casting actors from the prequels, which internet people would have snarked up. Fortunately, puppets don't age. |
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Post by IanTheCool on Apr 1, 2018 8:30:55 GMT -5
Its comforting to like a movie that Neverending doesnt.
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Post by Neverending on Apr 1, 2018 8:34:35 GMT -5
So what has Yoda been doing for the past 30 years? Why does he pop up and not Obi-Wan or Anakin? Wouldn’t it make more sense for Anakin to show up and tell Kylo Ren to stop being stupid? I mean, what exactly is the point of Ghost Jedi’s anyway? Would have made more sense, but that would have meant casting actors from the prequels, which internet people would have snarked up. Fortunately, puppets don't age. But... Jimmy Smits is in Rogue One. |
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Post by IanTheCool on Apr 1, 2018 9:30:40 GMT -5
Roque One doesn't count.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Apr 1, 2018 12:45:06 GMT -5
Obi and Anakin were going to go down, but then Yoda was like "Hold my beer. I got some new lightning bolt shit I want to do."
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Post by Neverending on Apr 1, 2018 21:43:40 GMT -5
As the day of our lord comes to an end We once again honor him with a viewing of Revenge of the Sith  |
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Post by Neverending on Apr 1, 2018 21:45:19 GMT -5
War!
You’re telling me the other two movies weren’t?
Hmmm
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Post by Neverending on Apr 1, 2018 21:47:08 GMT -5
I love that opening shot of the camera moving past the giant ship to reveal the battle.
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Post by Neverending on Apr 1, 2018 21:48:05 GMT -5
Obi-Wan: This is going to be easy.
Rob Howard Narrating: It wasn’t.
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Post by Neverending on Apr 1, 2018 21:49:13 GMT -5
Anakin: This is where the fun begins.
Audience: No.
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Post by Neverending on Apr 1, 2018 21:53:11 GMT -5
Anakin: I sense Count Dooku
Obi-Wan: I sense a trap
Audience: I sense a bad movie
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Post by Neverending on Apr 1, 2018 21:53:41 GMT -5
General Grevious. I hate that asshole.
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Post by thebtskink on Apr 1, 2018 21:53:47 GMT -5
I see what you're doing here. This is secretly a review of Battlefield Earth.
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Post by Neverending on Apr 1, 2018 21:56:53 GMT -5
What’s with all the jumping? Can you guys not jump? Please.
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Post by Neverending on Apr 1, 2018 21:59:58 GMT -5
Sheev: He cut off your hand, you cut off his head. It’s only natural.
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Post by Neverending on Apr 1, 2018 22:02:59 GMT -5
Obi-Wan: How did this happen? We’re smarter than this.
Ron Howard Narrating: You aren’t.
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Post by Neverending on Apr 1, 2018 22:07:39 GMT -5
This is my favorite part, where they land Grevious’ ship on a fucking airport.
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Post by Neverending on Apr 1, 2018 22:10:00 GMT -5
That blue guy standing behind Sheev is called Testicle Head or Mr. Blue Ball.
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Post by Neverending on Apr 1, 2018 22:12:16 GMT -5
Natalie Portman: I’m pregnant.
Anakin: (I have a bad feeling about this.)
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Post by Neverending on Apr 1, 2018 22:15:07 GMT -5
Anakin: You’re so beautiful.
Natalie Portman: It’s only cause I’m so in love.
lol.
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Post by Neverending on Apr 1, 2018 22:40:14 GMT -5
Sheev: Have you heard the tale of Rian Johnson the Wise?
Anakin: No.
Sheev: I thought not. It’s not a story Star Wars fans would tell you. Rian Johnson was a Dark Lord of Disney, so powerful and so wise he could use the LucasFilm brand to trick people into watching an incredibly stupid movie in the same level as the prequels.
Anakin: Is it possible to learn this power?
Sheev: Not from J.J. Abrams.
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Post by Neverending on Apr 1, 2018 22:53:48 GMT -5
Sam Jackson/Mace Windu is the dumbest character in these movies.
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Post by Neverending on Apr 1, 2018 23:41:45 GMT -5
Yoda: Into exile, I must go. Fucked up, I have.
So... The Last Jedi?
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Post by Neverending on Apr 1, 2018 23:49:36 GMT -5
She has lost the will to live.
Bullshit.
Bitch was choked to death in a fucking volcano.
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