Post by frankyt on Feb 6, 2024 10:01:57 GMT -5
Okay so let's just spoil this movie.
It's bad. The first hour is actually pretty enjoyable and fun. I'm looking around like what are the critics saying this is okay.
Then we reach France and in comes sam Jackson for his at most 2 days on set filmed scenes. And the big twist! Bryce Dallas Howard is the super spy argyle... Her real name is Rachel Kyle. R Kyle. Argyle. It makes total sense.
Exposition exposition exposition follows.
I normally wouldn't comment on a leads weight but she's on the chubbier side of Hollywood - I mean I'm not kicking her outta bed or anything but I certainly don't think she's the best spy in the world or much of a graceful figure skater with those ankles. But this movie says she is.
Also her and Rockwell are involved of course, absolutely minimal chemistry at best - but they have a song! This must be some classic track that everyone will recognize... It's the new Beatles ai track. So apple just shoved that into the movie after they bought the rights? But wait it just came out... They said she's been an amnesiac for 5 years... Oh don't think too hard I guess. But you'll hear this song about 8 times throughout the whole movie. Orchestral version and the regular whatever version - best band of all time eh Neverending?
The ice skating oil slick scene is absolutely one of the dumber things you'll watch all year.
3/10 very low effort I think we need to take all funding from Vaughn. He's lost it.
And there's a mid credit scene that tries to tie kingsmen and this argyle movie verse together some how? Apple don't waste your money moving forward on any projects from Vaughn. Please.
It's bad. The first hour is actually pretty enjoyable and fun. I'm looking around like what are the critics saying this is okay.
Then we reach France and in comes sam Jackson for his at most 2 days on set filmed scenes. And the big twist! Bryce Dallas Howard is the super spy argyle... Her real name is Rachel Kyle. R Kyle. Argyle. It makes total sense.
Exposition exposition exposition follows.
I normally wouldn't comment on a leads weight but she's on the chubbier side of Hollywood - I mean I'm not kicking her outta bed or anything but I certainly don't think she's the best spy in the world or much of a graceful figure skater with those ankles. But this movie says she is.
Also her and Rockwell are involved of course, absolutely minimal chemistry at best - but they have a song! This must be some classic track that everyone will recognize... It's the new Beatles ai track. So apple just shoved that into the movie after they bought the rights? But wait it just came out... They said she's been an amnesiac for 5 years... Oh don't think too hard I guess. But you'll hear this song about 8 times throughout the whole movie. Orchestral version and the regular whatever version - best band of all time eh Neverending?
The ice skating oil slick scene is absolutely one of the dumber things you'll watch all year.
3/10 very low effort I think we need to take all funding from Vaughn. He's lost it.
And there's a mid credit scene that tries to tie kingsmen and this argyle movie verse together some how? Apple don't waste your money moving forward on any projects from Vaughn. Please.
