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Post by PhantomKnight on Jun 10, 2022 8:49:21 GMT -5
I actually own Showtime on DVD unironically. It's standard studio buddy comedy stuff, but for whatever reason, it just holds a special little place in my heart.
I also have Rocky and Bullwinkle on DVD. I used to be obsessed with it when it first came out, but yeah...certainly not the case anymore.
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Post by frankyt on Jun 10, 2022 12:23:22 GMT -5
I'm with ya showtime is a nice little time capsule of Hollywood buddy cop comedies. Deserves it's place in film history, as a clear cash grab with de Niro starting to lean into his 'comedy' skills and Eddie Murphy on his way out of Hollywood for a while.
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Post by Neverending on Jun 10, 2022 18:47:05 GMT -5
Didn’t expect a Showtime love fest. Is there also a fanbase for Hollywood Homicide?
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Post by PG Cooper on Jun 10, 2022 18:47:39 GMT -5
Appaloosa (2008)Westerns occupy an interesting space in 21st century cinema. Too few have been made in the last twenty years to say that the genre's flourishing but among the few we do get have been some genuinely fantastic films. Perhaps that's why Appaloosa came and went without fanfare back in 2008. Most of the modern westerns to really leave an impact have either been great entertainments or great art films but Appaloosa is neither. It's not nearly introspective enough to be an art film and it's only intermittingly exciting, so I can't call it a great entertainment. I might call Appaloosa a good entertainment though. The film is basically a riff on the Wyatt Earp/Tombstone story, with two men (Ed Harris and Viggo Mortensen) who are basically brothers being appointed as the lawmen in a lawless town, there to drive off the criminal influence of a local rancher (Jeremy Irons). Things only get more complicated when a woman (Renée Zellweger) arrives in town and comes between our heroes. There's a lot of familiar elements at play but the story moves along at a good clip, evolving the dynamic before the plot can fall into routine. Ed Harris, in addition to playing the lead, also directed Appaloosa and brings a strong sense of visual storytelling. Much of the film's best moments are these wordless exchanges which impart character and story, and the various shootouts and showdowns also get the job done pretty well. Where the film stumbles a bit is in its screenplay, which isn't strictly bad so much as it is rushed. The Renée Zellweger character in particular feels underwritten. In the first act she's little more than a generic love interest and while her intentions are eventually made more mysterious the film never really has time to explore her character adequately. The movie also has a bad habit of introducing dramatic or tense situations which end up fizzling out pretty quickly. Then there's the ending, perfectly solid in theory, hindered in execution by some very sloppy voiceover which comes stumbling in at the tail end without being set up prior. So yeah, the film is pretty flawed and a far cry from exceptional even at its best. All the same, I did enjoy Appaloosa. Imperfections and all, it averages out to a decent little western, and sometimes that's enough. B-
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Post by PG Cooper on Jun 11, 2022 11:42:01 GMT -5
The Terror (1963)Now we come to a movie I was very interested in watching despite having minimal expectations in terms of quality. The Terror had a rather famous production. B-movie master Roger Corman was near the end of shooting The Raven and decided, rather than let the expensive sets go to waste, he'd shoot extra scenes with star Boris Karloff that could serve as the basis for another Gothic horror movie. Then the rest of the film's script was written and Corman outsourced direction to a revolving door of young filmmakers, including Monte Hellman and Francis Ford Coppola. Corman then cut the half-dozen different directors' footage together and shot an additional scene with Jack Nicholson and Dick Miller to tie the story together. That's a fun peak into the wild world of low-budget exploitation filmmaking, and the film was further immortalized when Corman tasked Peter Bogdanovich to take leftoverfootage from The Terror and shoot more scenes with Karloff to create another movie, which led to the self-reflexive thriller Targets. All that to say, The Terror is a fun piece of film history and that alone made a viewing worthwhile. But somewhat to my shock, I actually enjoyed the movie on its own terms. Despite the disorganized production, the story still holds together pretty well. It's not exactly a tight screenplay, lots of plot developments come from out of nowhere, but the film does tell a coherent story involving a French soldier investigating a ghostly apparition and the dark secrets of The Baron. The film also has a strong Gothic atmosphere - I can see why Corman was keen to reuse those sets as they're quite nice - and even towards the end of his career, Karloff is a magnetic screen presence. It's a fun little watch, and I say that as someone whose viewing conditions were far from ideal. I own The Terror by way of one of those cheap multi-pack DVDs of public domain horror movies and it shows. The source footage is clearly a VHS rip in 4:3 rather than the 1.85 : 1 The Terror was shot in. I would normally never watch a movie in the wrong aspect ratio but decided to make an exception for this series. I'm ultimately glad I did, but it's possible I might enjoy The Terror even more if watched properly. Beyond the inherent interest in the film's production, The Terror is a solid little B-movie. B-
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Post by PhantomKnight on Jun 11, 2022 11:53:24 GMT -5
I remember seeing Appaloosa in theaters...but not much about the movie itself.
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Post by Neverending on Jun 12, 2022 2:58:13 GMT -5
THE TERROR (1963)Starring Jack Nicholson, co-produced by Francis Ford Coppola and directed by Roger Corman, The Terror is a 1963 public domain horror movie about a French soldier caught in the middle of a conflict between a ghost, a witch and a baron. The baron is played by Boris Karloff and the ghost is played by Nicholson's then-wife, Sandra Knight. The Terror is notorious for being greenlit when Roger Corman made The Raven under-budget and used the left-over money to make The Terror quick and cheaply. Reportedly, he made the film as the sets for The Raven were being torn down around him. Because of this, The Terror isn't as polished as the other Roger Corman horror movies of the era, and it's an easy target for criticism. But all things considered, the film turned out really well. The story isn't an incoherent as people claim. Jack Nicholson, even in his youth, was awesome. Check him out in another Roger Corman movie, The Little Shop of Horrors. The guy is a natural talent. The sets and costumes are recycled, but they still look good. The cinematography, editing and music are good too. For a film that essentially had no script and was made quickly with cash laying around, The Terror is very impressive.
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Post by PG Cooper on Jun 12, 2022 12:41:35 GMT -5
Battle in Seattle (2008)Battle in Seattle was directed by Stuart Townsend, an Irish actor I best knew for playing Dorian Gray in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Not really sure what to do with that piece of trivia. Anyway, the film is a fictionalized re-enactment of the 1999 Seattle World Trade Organization protests, where thousands of activists took to the streets of Seattle to disrupt the WTO Ministerial Conference and to raise awareness for the WTO's exploitative practices. If I had to guess, I'd say Townsend was influenced by Paul Greengrass's docudrama style in United 93 as he uses a lot of the same techniques like perpetual camera shake and use of telephoto lenses to simulate the feel of really being on the streets in the protests and create a certain authenticity. I did find myself interested in seeing how the protestors organized and were responded to by city officials, but at a certain point, cinematic artifice comes crashing down. Despite the docudrama aesthetic, the film's screenplay still leans on movie conventions and contrivances to create drama. This is most notable with the Charlize Theron character, the pregnant wife of one of the police officer's, who gets caught in the chaos of the streets when a cop smashes her with a baton and forces a miscarriage. There's no record of any comparable thing actually happening in the protests, but more crucially, the heightened melodrama clashes with the authenticity Townsend's direction is striving for, and the film is littered with such narrative and character conventions. Essentially, the film is caught between wanting to be a stripped down re-enactment of the events and a conventional film narrative with character arcs being paid off. The result is not entirely successful, but I do think Battle in Seattle works more than it doesn't. The ensemble cast (which includes Woody Harrelson, Charlize Theron, Michelle Rodriguez, Rade Šerbedžija, André 3000, Channing Tatum and Ray Liotta) do good work, and if nothing else, the film does feel like it comes from a place of passion. C+
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Post by Doomsday on Jun 12, 2022 12:49:24 GMT -5
Battle in Seattle was directed by Stuart Townsend, an Irish actor I best knew for playing Dorian Gray in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Not really sure what to do with that piece of trivia. Not to mention being originally cast as Aragorn.
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Post by Dracula on Jun 12, 2022 13:01:49 GMT -5
And he was at the center of this... uh... cultural moment
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Post by PG Cooper on Jun 12, 2022 13:11:38 GMT -5
And he was at the center of this... uh... cultural moment All the stranger that his big directorial effort was a United 93-inspired protest movie.
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Post by PG Cooper on Jun 12, 2022 16:52:06 GMT -5
Ernest Goes to JailMy Ernest DVD set goes straight from Camp to Jail so we'll be skipping Saves Christmas. I'm not sure what happened on Ernest's yuletide adventure, but apparently it was enough to warrant hard time in a federal institution. The premise here is that Ernest, who is working as the janitor for a bank, looks identical to an incarcerated bank robber named Nash. Once Nash's goons get wind of this, they throw together a zany scheme to swap the two, with Ernest serving Nash's sentence while Nash works in the bank planning his next heist. Given this movie deals with criminals, stealing, prisons, the death penalty, and the concept of murder, I don't think I can give Ernest Goes to Jail the same "it's just for kids" defense I did for Ernest Goes to Camp. That said, of the two Ernest movies I've watched thus far, I think I preferred this one. If nothing else, this movie has a lot more going on, between Jim Varney's dual roles, the James Bond-inspired credit sequence, Ernest's wacky Rube Goldberg-filled house, and a higher quantity of set-pieces. Not all of these are, strictly speaking, good. The scene where Ernest basically turns into Electro for a couple of minutes or the final showdown at the bank basically just noise, but the overall film was a little more watchable than I expected. I also think the gags generally worked better here, both in terms of wit and comedic timing. Comparing this movie to Ernest Goes to Camp, I definitely found Goes to Jail...funnier is perhaps overstating it, but more amusing. Granted, it's still an Ernest movie, which is to say that the titular hero had largely worn out his welcome with me by film's end. It's abundantly clear that this character was designed for TV commercials and I don't think he can really sustain a full feature...which is remarkable given how many of these movies got made. Whatever the case, I did get a couple of chuckles from this one. C-
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Post by Neverending on Jun 12, 2022 17:41:53 GMT -5
Given this movie deals with criminals, stealing, prisons, the death penalty, and the concept of murder, I don't think I can give Ernest Goes to Jail the same "it's just for kids" defense I did for Ernest Goes to Camp.
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Post by Dracula on Jun 12, 2022 17:51:52 GMT -5
I'm just going to assume your boxed set doesn't include this almost certainly sensitive and unproblematic installment of that series...
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Post by Neverending on Jun 12, 2022 18:15:26 GMT -5
That is Doomsday’s favorite Ernest movie.
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Post by PG Cooper on Jun 12, 2022 18:18:54 GMT -5
That is Doomsday’s favorite Ernest movie. Good fucking lord.
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Post by Neverending on Jun 12, 2022 18:29:57 GMT -5
Interestingly enough, this is Doomsday’s favorite Jim Carrey movie.
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Post by Dracula on Jun 12, 2022 18:31:02 GMT -5
That is Doomsday ’s favorite Ernest movie. That's even worse than I was expecting.
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Post by thebtskink on Jun 12, 2022 18:39:09 GMT -5
We getting Ernest Scared Stupid?
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Post by PG Cooper on Jun 12, 2022 18:41:44 GMT -5
We getting Ernest Scared Stupid? You'll find out 8 movies from now.
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Post by PG Cooper on Jun 13, 2022 17:39:07 GMT -5
Nine and 1/2 Weeks (1986)This is another movie I thought might have some potential. Adrian Lyne's filmography is far from spotless, but he is a capable craftsman whose made a handful of really entertaining movies. Nine and a half weeks is certainly part and parcel with the man's style, a slickly made movie with a rather dodgy script which crosses eroticism and danger. The plot follows a recently divorced woman (Kim Basinger) who enters a sexually submissive relationship with a stranger (Mickey Rourke) that expands and challenges the thresholds of her desires. There's a potentially intriguing premise in there, but the film doesn't actually seem much interested in its characters, who are woefully underwritten. Of particular disappointment is the lack of introspection into Basinger's protagonist Elizabeth. The narrative through-line is supposed to be how Elizabeth responds to the increasingly sexual games she and John play, but the film doesn't actually care to explore those feelings. To give an example, in their first sexual encounter, John blindfolds Elizabeth, strips her half naked, and begins sensually rubbing ice cubs on her body. A big leap for a woman who thought the mere idea of owning a vibrator was scandalous. But before the pair actually have sex, the film fades to black and we cut to the next day. How did Elizabeth respond to this intense sexual encounter? How did she feel in the aftermath? The movie doesn't care to show us, and it betrays the fact that it isn't interested in Elizabeth beyond how she can be foregrounded in images of erotic spectacle. To that end, Lynne brings his glossy, high impact visual style, the film defined by bold shafts of light and heavily air-brushed bodies. There is value in that, individual images are sensational, but it's also a limitation. Lynne can't seem to bring any form of intimacy to the screen that doesn't adhere to a masturbatory fantasy. Exploration beyond that just doesn't seem possible. Lyne's style is slick enough that the film remains watchable, and the leads make for a strong screen presence, but all the same, this was a disappointment. D+Adrian Lyne remains a bit of an oddball to me. Most of his filmography consists of trashy, if entertaining, sleaze, but then also the harrowing despair of Jacob's Ladder. Weird.
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Post by PG Cooper on Jun 13, 2022 18:17:15 GMT -5
Nine and 1/2 Weeks (1986) Fun fact: this was my 4000th movie logged on Letterboxd.
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Post by PG Cooper on Jun 13, 2022 23:54:10 GMT -5
Christmas Evil (1980)Christmas Evil, originally titled You Better Watch Out, is a film which entered my DVD collection much later than most of the movies in this Dumpster Dive. I was in the second year of my undergrad when I attended a horror-themed event with some mates around the holidays and at the after party there were wrapped Christmas presents for guests. Naturally I immediately sought out the packaging shaped like a move and lo and behold this cult Christmas classic entered my life. From appearances, I assumed Christmas Evil a straightforward Santa-themed slasher movie. That the film was released just two years after Halloween certainly seemed to suggest this just another holiday variation on genre formula. And I suppose that assumption wasn't entirely wrong. The film does indeed feature a deranged man dressed as Santa Claus who goes on a killing spree, and classic tropes like a voyeuristic P.O.V shots are included, but the first murder doesn't happen until almost an hour into the movie. Writer/director Lewis Jackson is far more interested in the damaged psychology of his main character. On Christmas Eve in 1947, young Harry Stadling witnessed his mother getting felt up by Santa Claus, believing it to be the real Saint Nick and not his dad in a costume. The mix of adult sexuality with childhood whimsy crossed some wires for the boy, leaving irrevocable damage. As an adult, Harry both fetishizes and wishes to become Santa Claus, spying on the local children and curating his own naughty and nice lists. Harry also works for a local toy factory, building his ire towards the owners for not truly caring about the kids. When Christmas Eve rolls around, Harry dons his Santa costume, to spread good will to those who have been nice, and punishment to those who haven't. If there's any 70s movie that inspired Christmas Evil, it's not Halloween, it's Taxi Driver. Both films are these slow-burn character studies of unstable men whose grip on reality only becomes more tenuous as time goes by, and both quietly count down to an unhinged act of violence. The horror comes less from a bloodletting Santa than it does watching this sadsack of a man crumble away before your eyes. Even when the film crosses over into slasher territory, a lot of the tension still comes from uncomfortable social interactions, and the strange hypnotic sway Santa holds over children. The actual psychology of the character is not entirely convincing, in part because of the prologue. I like the scene in isolation, it's well-shot and provocative, but creating such a clear traumatic event to inform the Harry's psychology is limiting and I wish they kept it more ambiguous. Still, the character works as a perversion of Christmas imagery, all the more compelling because Jackson does not rely on vulgar extremes. Instead, he shines a lot on the aspects of Santa which are inherently creepy. "He sees you when you're sleeping" is already voyeuristic, the sorting of naughty or nice already suggests an authority who lords over his subjects. This movie only needs to tweak things slightly to make its horror. Audiences looking for a Christmas-themed slasher movie might be disappointed, but those looking for an offbeat horror film more interested in theme and mood than moment to moment thrills should definitely give Christmas Evil a look. For the right audience, I can absolutely see the cult appeal. It was certainly a lot better than I expected. Great ending too. B
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Post by Neverending on Jun 14, 2022 2:25:02 GMT -5
Nine 1/2 Weeks (1986)If you were an adolescent in the 1990's you probably put the TV on mute late at night and watched softcore porn on Cinemax, hoping your parents wouldn't wake up. If you watched any of that porn now you'd be disappointed by how awful it is. The internet ruined our innocence, goddammit! This all applies to Nine 1/2 Weeks. It's so... tame... and boring... and stupid. Fifty Shades is better than this shit. Yeah, I said it. Christmas Evil (1980)As a young boy, Harry saw his mother being groped by Santa Claus. That kind of experience messes up a kid. Michael Jackson sang a song about it and look what happened to him! As an adult, Harry is a schmuck working at a toy factory. After being abused by the people around him one too many times, he suffers a nervous breakdown and transforms into a deranged Santa Claus. He steals toys from the factory and gives them as gifts to good people. But bad folks, however, get a trip to the after-life. You don't want to end up on this Santa's bad list. Christmas Evil is a slasher film, one of the earliest to be exact, and it has a high level of cheese factor that makes it very entertaining to watch. It won't be everyone's cup-of-tea, of course, but if it is, I think you'll enjoy it.
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