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Post by Neverending on Nov 27, 2018 15:45:09 GMT -5
Based on the beloved book series from PG Cooper and PhantomKnight's childhood, this a movie SnoBorderZero would describe as something Disney would have made circa John Carter and Sorcerer's Apprentice.  |
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Post by SnoBorderZero on Nov 27, 2018 16:36:24 GMT -5
I read this book as a kid. Something about fairies or some shit.
You're right, this is pre-Marvel live action Disney for sure.
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Post by PhantomKnight on Nov 27, 2018 16:51:07 GMT -5
I DO actually remember reading the first three or four of these books back in middle school.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Nov 27, 2018 17:55:35 GMT -5
I love it when bad reviews write themselves. Who wants to do a betting pool on how many use the term "Artemis Foul?"
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Post by PG Cooper on Nov 27, 2018 23:19:57 GMT -5
I don't know what Artemis Fowl is.
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Post by Deexan on Nov 27, 2018 23:32:59 GMT -5
Dafuq is this toilet?
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Post by frankyt on Nov 28, 2018 9:17:44 GMT -5
Little kid in a suit? Count me out.
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Post by Deexan on Nov 28, 2018 12:44:49 GMT -5
Little kid in a suit? Count me out. |
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Post by Neverending on May 7, 2019 14:37:49 GMT -5
Moved to May 29, 2020
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Post by frankyt on May 7, 2019 17:01:11 GMT -5
The actual kid will be fully grown by then.
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Post by Doomsday on Mar 2, 2020 13:19:31 GMT -5
Josh Gad? Sign me up!
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Post by SnoBorderZero on Mar 2, 2020 14:43:59 GMT -5
Why am I lumped into this?
I read this book as a kid but don't remember anything about it.
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Post by Neverending on Mar 2, 2020 14:48:38 GMT -5
Why am I lumped into this? I read this book as a kid but don't remember anything about it. I hope there’s a sequel so you can work on it. |
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Post by SnoBorderZero on Mar 2, 2020 15:14:40 GMT -5
Why am I lumped into this? I read this book as a kid but don't remember anything about it. I hope there’s a sequel so you can work on it. Is this tracking to do well? This book came out when I was the target audience for this, can't imagine children today are still reading it but maybe I'm wrong. |
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Post by Frizzo the Clown on Mar 3, 2020 13:14:37 GMT -5
Is Josh Gad playing Hagrid?
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Post by SnoBorderZero on Jun 12, 2020 18:21:05 GMT -5
11% on RT.
No wonder Disney pushed this turd to streaming instead of waiting COVID out.
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Post by Neverending on Jun 12, 2020 18:31:40 GMT -5
PhantomKnightIs Josh Gad playing Hagrid? 11% on RT. No wonder Disney pushed this turd to streaming instead of waiting COVID out. I watched some of it and fell asleep. Josh Gad is narrating the whole movie with some dumb voice. The framing of it is that Gad’s Hagrid looking character gets arrested and he tells the cops the story of Artemis Fowl. The movie is like a “serious” version of Agent Cody Banks. Colin Farrell, whose been in way too many Disney movies recently, plays the kid’s dad and he gets kidnapped by magical creatures or some shit like that. And so the kid has to rescue the dad. I dozed off so I missed most of it, but I caught the ending, which is hilarious, cause it ends on a fucking cliffhanger.
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Post by SnoBorderZero on Jun 15, 2020 16:48:02 GMT -5
Down to 9% now hahahaha.
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Post by Neverending on Jun 15, 2020 21:00:53 GMT -5
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Post by PhantomKnight on Jun 15, 2020 21:59:55 GMT -5
Yeah, this was a fucking trainwreck.
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Post by SnoBorderZero on Jun 16, 2020 19:01:08 GMT -5
Did you low-key work on this movie? No, I just enjoy shitting on big-budget disasters. Don't you? |
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Post by 1godzillafan on Jun 16, 2020 19:31:47 GMT -5
Did you low-key work on this movie? No, I just enjoy shitting on big-budget disasters. Don't you? No, I enjoy shitting on low budget disasters. |
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Post by Doomsday on Jun 16, 2020 20:22:17 GMT -5
Judi Dench is knocking it out of the park these days.
Cats/Artemis Fowl CS Zoom double feature, someone write that down.
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