Knerys
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Post by Knerys on Oct 6, 2014 12:01:06 GMT -5
Moving is hell. Enjoy your new digs, lads.
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Ewok Droppings
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Post by Ewok Droppings on Oct 6, 2014 12:02:33 GMT -5
Congrats on being a dad. You will learn to love Costco for their gigantic sized boxes of diapers and wipes. I wish I had a penny for every poopy diaper that's exploded on me from my kids.  (At least I blamed it on them). Those Costco wipes are the best. Great for cleaning up when your wife wakes you up with the magical words "There's poo everywhere!" There's nothing quite like that feeling when you try to check to see if they're poopy, only to realize that, in fact, they are and it's full to the top of the diaper and you've just stuck your fingers in it. Wish I had a dollar for every one of those blow outs! |
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Ramplate
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Post by Ramplate on Oct 6, 2014 12:51:41 GMT -5
Frizzo is multiplying! :omg: Grats man  |
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Frizzo the Clown
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Whats That Smell?
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Post by Frizzo the Clown on Oct 6, 2014 13:21:08 GMT -5
That's right. I'm unleashing my seed on the unwitting world! Mwahahahhahahaaaa!
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FShuttari
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Post by FShuttari on Oct 6, 2014 14:02:59 GMT -5
So say we all!
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Post by equipe on Oct 6, 2014 14:30:36 GMT -5
Those Costco wipes are the best. Great for cleaning up when your wife wakes you up with the magical words "There's poo everywhere!" There's nothing quite like that feeling when you try to check to see if they're poopy, only to realize that, in fact, they are and it's full to the top of the diaper and you've just stuck your fingers in it. Wish I had a dollar for every one of those blow outs! Since we've introduced solids, his movements have been irregular at best, and everything is a blowout. I'm about to strap him into the ergo and take him for a walk so my better half can have a nap. I'm scared he's going to let one rip while I'm out. I'm not sure how bad its going to be in a carrier. ...And I just realized my jacket reaks of spit up. |
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Post by Neverending on Oct 6, 2014 14:49:07 GMT -5
In some sort of half-assed, fucked up sorta way, you guys are kinda like family to me. So, I've got some news I want to share with all of you. I'm going to be a father. Frizzo is multiplying! :omg: Grats man That's right. I'm unleashing my seed on the unwitting world! Mwahahahhahahaaaa! The timing of the CS! forums shutting down is interesting. Fanible is getting married. Frizzo is a father. JBond has a full time job. It is truly the end AND the beginning of an era. |
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Fanible
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Post by Fanible on Oct 6, 2014 15:22:30 GMT -5
A conspiracy?
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Frizzo the Clown
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Post by Frizzo the Clown on Oct 6, 2014 15:28:55 GMT -5
Probably.
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Angel
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Post by Angel on Oct 6, 2014 17:51:08 GMT -5
Well I've officially decided I'm never having children. These last two pages have been super helpful, thanks guys  |
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Post by Nilade on Oct 6, 2014 19:17:38 GMT -5
Well, I'm finally in my new apartment - now I just need to get my phone working....and unpack a billion boxes Congrats!! I just finished moving as well. 4th time in just as many year. (2000-2010) Huntington Beach ---> (2010-2013) LA ---> (2013-2014) Garden Grove ---> (10/04/14) Anaheim. Thank God my internet is connected. Having no internet for the weekend is like sitting in traffic after drinking a gallon of water. You know the destination is coming, but you need that release now, dammit! |
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Post by Neverending on Oct 6, 2014 19:25:17 GMT -5
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Post by docstop on Oct 6, 2014 20:37:23 GMT -5
There's nothing quite like that feeling when you try to check to see if they're poopy, only to realize that, in fact, they are and it's full to the top of the diaper and you've just stuck your fingers in it. Wish I had a dollar for every one of those blow outs! Since we've introduced solids, his movements have been irregular at best, and everything is a blowout. I'm about to strap him into the ergo and take him for a walk so my better half can have a nap. I'm scared he's going to let one rip while I'm out. I'm not sure how bad its going to be in a carrier. ...And I just realized my jacket reaks of spit up. Congrats on being a dad. I have a 2 year old and the poo does get a little more manageable. lol We were on a family trip to Quebec and my wife and I started to smell this absolutely putrid and rank odor of urine and explosive diarrhea... like not normal baby stuff... more alien in nature, but that's beside the point. So while our sweet angelic babe was sleeping away and letting her wind and water and everything else it seemed, go free into her diaper, just they way she was sitting it got through, a. her diaper, b. her shorts, c. the little crotch hook in the car seat to attache the belts, d. around the outside part of the seat, e. past the padding, all the way to a little tiny crack where WE COULD NOT GET AT THE POO!!! Had to make due the rest of our trip and like hose the car seat down when we got back home. |
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IanTheCool
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Post by IanTheCool on Oct 6, 2014 20:38:34 GMT -5
Congrats frizzo.
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Frizzo the Clown
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Post by Frizzo the Clown on Oct 6, 2014 21:20:03 GMT -5
Ah, the natural evolution of these boards after 15 years...instead of pizza and hookers, its now about diapers and baby shit. We're all getting old.
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Post by Jibbs on Oct 6, 2014 21:34:35 GMT -5
Not me. Noooo babies here.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2014 21:46:57 GMT -5
Well I've officially decided I'm never having children. These last two pages have been super helpful, thanks guys I decided that ages ago. |
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thebtskink
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It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
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Post by thebtskink on Oct 6, 2014 21:52:21 GMT -5
Yay my debit card got shut off again. Thing is I don't see any wacky withdrawals on my online banking and my balance is more than enough. I did withdraw money on Maine a week back so maybe my bank thinks I travelled too far. The only other thing I can think of is that I work for a major financial institution which just got hacked and direct deposits into my bank account.
Anyways.... I'm in training early at work tomorrow and won't have time to withdraw money at the bank. Hopefully one of my dart league teammates can spot me at the bar or else I'll be having a very cheap (and not very loose) night.
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Ewok Droppings
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Post by Ewok Droppings on Oct 6, 2014 23:24:14 GMT -5
There's nothing quite like that feeling when you try to check to see if they're poopy, only to realize that, in fact, they are and it's full to the top of the diaper and you've just stuck your fingers in it. Wish I had a dollar for every one of those blow outs! Since we've introduced solids, his movements have been irregular at best, and everything is a blowout. I'm about to strap him into the ergo and take him for a walk so my better half can have a nap. I'm scared he's going to let one rip while I'm out. I'm not sure how bad its going to be in a carrier. ...And I just realized my jacket reaks of spit up. I went in to check on one of my girls (she's 3) when she was sleeping. I sat down on the bed next to her while she was sleeping and leaned over to give her a kiss and caught a strong wiff of ass spackle. She's pretty much potty trained (at least in pull ups), and she was still asleep, so I thought maybe she had just ripped a trucker sized mushroom cloud. I went to look and, to my dismay, she had a stomach ache and had essentially done her best impression of Mount St. Helens all over EVERYTHING including the bed, blankets, up her back (still trying to figure out how it always seems to shoot UP for some reason) and now on my hands. That was the poo to end all poos. Ahhh... for some reason it brings a little evil grin to my face to think of how many times Frizzo is about to be covered in poo very soon! Oh yes, there will be poo! |
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MailOrderHero
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Post by MailOrderHero on Oct 7, 2014 0:26:51 GMT -5
Hey, it's the new board!
(previously EvilDeadNDN)
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sabin26
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Post by sabin26 on Oct 7, 2014 1:26:03 GMT -5
All this talk of having kids. I just remembered I should have an 8 and 7 year old right now.
I'll still talk about pizza though.
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Post by MC117 on Oct 7, 2014 2:23:42 GMT -5
I am on here. Although my post count is not, and my damn M is NOT capital. *ugh*
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Ramplate
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Post by Ramplate on Oct 7, 2014 2:25:48 GMT -5
Well, I'm finally in my new apartment - now I just need to get my phone working....and unpack a billion boxes Congrats!! I just finished moving as well. 4th time in just as many year. (2000-2010) Huntington Beach ---> (2010-2013) LA ---> (2013-2014) Garden Grove ---> (10/04/14) Anaheim. Thank God my internet is connected. Having no internet for the weekend is like sitting in traffic after drinking a gallon of water. You know the destination is coming, but you need that release now, dammit! Grats to you. I know how it is with no internet - using the public one sucks lol |
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Post by docstop on Oct 7, 2014 15:59:29 GMT -5
Headache again. I'm going to have to get to bed earlier tonight. My long work shift tomorrow.
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thebtskink
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Post by thebtskink on Oct 7, 2014 20:54:02 GMT -5
Yay my debit card got shut off again. Thing is I don't see any wacky withdrawals on my online banking and my balance is more than enough. I did withdraw money on Maine a week back so maybe my bank thinks I travelled too far. The only other thing I can think of is that I work for a major financial institution which just got hacked and direct deposits into my bank account. Anyways.... I'm in training early at work tomorrow and won't have time to withdraw money at the bank. Hopefully one of my dart league teammates can spot me at the bar or else I'll be having a very cheap (and not very loose) night. Yep. Someone tried to use my card to book a hotel in Hawaaii. Luckily the bank blocked all that. Sucks having to go to the bank to withdraw while I wait for my card though |
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(At least I blamed it on them).
