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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2015 14:07:35 GMT -5
Deexan works at Ashley Madison. Lies. But I recently joined Tinder for the first time. It's not bad. Two dates in my first week! Including an Argentinian visiting London. Man, I am obsessed with Latino girls. I'm also obsessed with a black girl at work but...never dip your pen in the company ink. Or so they say. Do it anyway. Unless you two see each other every day, it's probably not a big deal.
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Post by PG Cooper on Apr 11, 2015 22:34:03 GMT -5
PG Cooper works at McDonalds. His girlfriend is the cashier and he's in the back making French fries. They bang in the restroom during their break. Lol, you should ghost write my biography.
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Post by IanTheCool on Apr 12, 2015 12:22:22 GMT -5
Back from a week in the tropics.
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Post by PG Cooper on Apr 12, 2015 12:31:49 GMT -5
Welcome back, chief. Hope you had a relaxing break.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 12, 2015 13:13:45 GMT -5
A Canadian in the tropics. Fascinating.
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Post by Neverending on Apr 12, 2015 13:16:21 GMT -5
A Canadian in the tropics. Fascinating. He melted but Elsa brought him back to life.
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Post by PG Cooper on Apr 13, 2015 12:34:49 GMT -5
After being five days late, I finally got my mark for a big essay and it's an A-. I'm in a good mood.
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Post by sabin26 on Apr 13, 2015 14:02:06 GMT -5
I've been away for a while. Still on the hunt for a job, just put in for a position in Austin. I have so much to vent about with how poorly the new age of Airman coming in treat those of us being forced out. Makes me wonder we left the John Wayne mentality and went to the more Barney. Watching their heads explode because they can't handle simple questions or believe they sit directly higher than me even though their rank is far below mine. I don't mind being called an asshole when it pertains to what's left of my career.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2015 14:31:42 GMT -5
After being five days late, I finally got my mark for a big essay and it's an A-. I'm in a good mood. I don't think I've ever spent longer than 2 hours on an essay, hence my depressingly low GPA in high school and college.
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Post by PG Cooper on Apr 13, 2015 14:35:47 GMT -5
I should clarify it was the school that was five days late getting the mark back to me.
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Post by Doomsday on Apr 13, 2015 16:02:24 GMT -5
I remember handing in a term paper my senior year of college. I was about 4 days late turning it in because I was studying so hard for the final exam. I gave it to the TA who was also a friend of mine. He said 'because this is so late you can't get anything higher than a C on it. However I'll make you a deal. I have three cloves of ginger. If you can eat them in 60 seconds I'll give you a B, I won't even read it but if you fail you get a D.' I took the bet and pounded the ginger as fast as I could. I checked my grade online a couple weeks later and boom, B+.
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Post by IanTheCool on Apr 13, 2015 16:49:00 GMT -5
That's a weird story.
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Post by PG Cooper on Apr 13, 2015 16:51:02 GMT -5
I remember handing in a term paper my senior year of college. I was about 4 days late turning it in because I was studying so hard for the final exam. I gave it to the TA who was also a friend of mine. He said 'because this is so late you can't get anything higher than a C on it. However I'll make you a deal. I have three cloves of ginger. If you can eat them in 60 seconds I'll give you a B, I won't even read it but if you fail you get a D.' I took the bet and pounded the ginger as fast as I could. I checked my grade online a couple weeks later and boom, B+. Your school sounds fun.
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Post by Frizzo the Clown on Apr 13, 2015 17:26:35 GMT -5
Why would someone just randomly have three cloves of ginger on their person?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2015 18:51:26 GMT -5
I remember handing in a term paper my senior year of college. I was about 4 days late turning it in because I was studying so hard for the final exam. I gave it to the TA who was also a friend of mine. He said 'because this is so late you can't get anything higher than a C on it. However I'll make you a deal. I have three cloves of ginger. If you can eat them in 60 seconds I'll give you a B, I won't even read it but if you fail you get a D.' I took the bet and pounded the ginger as fast as I could. I checked my grade online a couple weeks later and boom, B+. Your school sounds fun. That explains his doctorate in cocker spaniel neurosurgery.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2015 18:53:40 GMT -5
Why would someone just randomly have three cloves of ginger on their person? To repel wild gingers of course.
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Post by Jibbs on Apr 13, 2015 20:08:02 GMT -5
I once got a B in a class because the real grades were lost on the computer. I was probably looking at a D or C-.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2015 20:12:13 GMT -5
Why would someone just randomly have three cloves of ginger on their person? For zany scenarios just like this one.
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Post by Neverending on Apr 13, 2015 20:16:29 GMT -5
I once got a B in a class because the real grades were lost on the computer. I was probably looking at a D or C-. I passed a class because the teacher was fired. Then I bumped into that teacher at another school and asked when he expected to get fired again. He wasn't amused.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2015 20:21:00 GMT -5
My anatomy teacher was also a veterinarian. He developed some technique for shaping dog ears or something. He fixed up William Shatner's dogs ears using that technique. He did like a dozen or so of them out at Shatner's place.
Only cool school story I have from my college years.
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Post by Nilade on Apr 16, 2015 2:04:53 GMT -5
What an intense past two days. Disappointed that I wasn't fully prepared for a situation like this, happy I was prepared enough. Needless to say, it's over now and lesson learned.
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Post by Ramplate on Apr 16, 2015 4:46:10 GMT -5
Well, I'm back in rehab healing wounds that got out of control again. Shouldn't take too long this time as things are progressing well. Getting into the Emergency Room was hell up here in Burlington. I went in Friday afternoon and sat in a crowded waiting room for 5 hours - and went home because I wasn't prepared to sit that long. I thought it might take an hour or two at the most. So the next morning I went back at 9am and was the only one in there, but I still had to wait 10 hours to get into an examination room because the place filled up fast and they took others first. Then I had to wait another 6 hours in the examination room before they got me a bed upstairs.
It seems the quickest way to get into the ER is to get arrested first - there was a guy in handcuffs with 3 policemen that got right through twice while I was waiting, and a woman brought in by police that got right in too.
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Post by Ramplate on Apr 16, 2015 13:03:48 GMT -5
I'd like to nominate two cops for Asshat of the Year
Reserve Deputy Robert Bates who is 73 (along with the officials who let him play cop) and used his gun instead of his taser on a perp who was already on the ground being subdued by several regular officers.
And Officer Michael Slager, 33, who was charged with murder Tuesday evening. He was caught on camera gunning down 50-year-old Walter Scott after stopping him for a broken taillight Saturday. Scott was running away at the time despite the claim from Slager that he had grabbed his taser and he feared for his life. Slager is apparently seen on film picking up the taser and dropping it next to the body to support his story.
Also defendant Shayna Hubers who is on trial for the 2012 murder of her boyfriend. Although the incident took place years ago, she really did not set herself up in a defensible position for trial during her 911 phone call or interrogation by police. She claimed to have snatched his gun away from him while he was sitting down and shot him in the face. She said she was in fear for her life at the time and shot him in self defense. She then told the police she shot him again while he was on the floor "because he was still twitching" - she ended up shooting him 5 times in the face. The 911 operator asked her, "instead of shooting him again why didn't you dial 911 then when he was still alive?" "She replied, "Do what?" She also joked with the police that he wanted a nose job, so she gave him one. He was attempting to break up with her when the incident happened.
Which brings us to Jodie Arias' sentencing hearing - she spent half of it still defending her actions and saying how she didn't want a trial, but the family would not agree to two plea deals (which would have left Arias serving a much shorter sentence) so they forced it to go to trial - after blaming the family for the trial she had the nerve to tell the court she DOES remember the moment she slit Travis Alexander's throat and that he was still alive after the more than 20 stab wounds and shot to the face (which she said she did first) - funny how she "couldn't remember" those details when she testified in the trial (yeah).
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Post by Frizzo the Clown on Apr 16, 2015 13:56:41 GMT -5
I'd like to nominate two cops for Asshat of the Year Reserve Deputy Robert Bates who is 73 (along with the officials who let him play cop) and used his gun instead of his taser on a perp who was already on the ground being subdued by several regular officers. And Officer Michael Slager, 33, who was charged with murder Tuesday evening. He was caught on camera gunning down 50-year-old Walter Scott after stopping him for a broken taillight Saturday. Scott was running away at the time despite the claim from Slager that he had grabbed his taser and he feared for his life. Slager is apparently seen on film picking up the taser and dropping it next to the body to support his story. That first one took place right here in my fair city, Tulsa. Yup. So proud.
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Post by Ramplate on Apr 16, 2015 14:23:47 GMT -5
Yeah I probably should have either put my rant in my Bottom Feeders thread or started a nomination thread for Asshat of the Year so everyone could participate and vote lol
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