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Post by Neverending on Jul 20, 2018 5:34:22 GMT -5
Has it been 30 years since Die Hard?
Last Friday I wasted my time watching the Tommy Jarvis trilogy from Friday the 13th. This Friday lets see if I can knock out the Die Hard trilogy.
Yes! The Die Hard Trilogy! Those other two Die Hard movies are Alternate Universe Die Hard’s.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 20, 2018 5:36:51 GMT -5
I was scared for a minute cause the Fox logo was on some weird aspect ratio. They need to Lucas that shit.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 20, 2018 5:44:44 GMT -5
Steven De Souza. This guy just did an interview where he revealed that Van Damme was coked out during Street Fighter.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 20, 2018 6:29:15 GMT -5
I don’t get the premise of this movie. Why these motherfuckers running around trying to kill Bruce Willis? Just keep doing your job and he’ll eventually come to you. Just be alert and shoot when you see him.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 20, 2018 6:33:04 GMT -5
Welcome to the party, pal.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 20, 2018 7:40:15 GMT -5
This movie is about a bunch of idiots and the least stupid one wins at the end.
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Post by Deexan on Jul 20, 2018 8:09:52 GMT -5
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Post by Neverending on Jul 20, 2018 17:57:48 GMT -5
Die Hard 2
Directed by Renny Harlin
Unlike James Gunn, he was blacklisted from Hollywood with offensively bad movies.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 20, 2018 17:59:09 GMT -5
They Lucased the Fox logo.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 20, 2018 18:00:06 GMT -5
Action movies set on Christmas are a cliche but at least this one has snow.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 20, 2018 18:02:21 GMT -5
3 minutes into the movie we get a guy doing naked karate chops.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 20, 2018 18:04:44 GMT -5
That old lady is carrying that taser from Batman Returns, another action movie set on Christmas with snow.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 20, 2018 18:05:51 GMT -5
I’m sure that taser was common at the time, but it’s the Batman Returns taser. Just like the Zack Morris cellphone is the Zack Morris cellphone.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 20, 2018 18:06:45 GMT -5
7 minutes in they’re killing old men at church.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 20, 2018 18:10:17 GMT -5
Reporter: Can I have a word?
Naked Karate Chop Man: You can have two: fuck and you.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 20, 2018 18:11:33 GMT -5
12 minutes in and Bruce Willis looking for trouble.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 20, 2018 18:13:16 GMT -5
“This is a tag team?”
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Post by Neverending on Jul 20, 2018 18:18:42 GMT -5
Dennis Franz
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Post by Neverending on Jul 20, 2018 18:22:35 GMT -5
I like how this movie is set in Washington but the two main characters are from New Jersey and Chicago. Accents Galore.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 20, 2018 18:26:08 GMT -5
Carl Winslow: You and faxes?
Bruce Willis: Holly said I should wake up and smell the 90’s.
Oh, God.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 20, 2018 18:29:13 GMT -5
Rental Car chick wants to fuck John McClane.
They just added that for no reason.
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“Just the faxs, ma’am.”
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Post by Neverending on Jul 20, 2018 18:32:14 GMT -5
Landing strip shuts off and that’s a Code Yellow? N- - -a’s been trippin.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 20, 2018 18:36:41 GMT -5
“Anyone wanna run down to Radio Shack?”
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Post by Neverending on Jul 20, 2018 18:39:19 GMT -5
“Another elevator. Another basement. How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?”
Oh, brace yourself, Johnny.
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