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Post by Deexan on Mar 3, 2018 7:48:01 GMT -5
The 2018 Hater’s Guide to the Oscars theconcourse.deadspin.com/the-2018-hater-s-guide-to-the-oscars-1823398267‘Can we please stop these all these bearded dorks the green light? I don’t need a 27th upscale monster movie that gets described as “sumptuous” by critics. A lady fucks a fish in this flick and they don’t even bother to really explain why. You’re just supposed to be rhapsodized by Michael Bay with a Manga collection here. I say enough. Force Guillermo to make a movie about actual people and he’ll end up fucking paralyzed.’ “Dave Bautista was robbed for wearing eyeglasses so convincingly.” hahahahaha! So true! |
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Post by Neverending on Mar 3, 2018 21:16:00 GMT -5
Win on Saturday. Lose on Sunday. Get Out wins Best Picture at the Independent Spirit Awards.  |
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Post by Neverending on Mar 4, 2018 8:46:39 GMT -5
Nick Kroll & John Mulaney gave no fucks at the Independent Spirit Awards
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Post by Neverending on Mar 4, 2018 13:53:11 GMT -5
Savage
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Post by thebtskink on Mar 4, 2018 15:56:28 GMT -5
The 2018 Hater’s Guide to the Oscars theconcourse.deadspin.com/the-2018-hater-s-guide-to-the-oscars-1823398267‘Can we please stop these all these bearded dorks the green light? I don’t need a 27th upscale monster movie that gets described as “sumptuous” by critics. A lady fucks a fish in this flick and they don’t even bother to really explain why. You’re just supposed to be rhapsodized by Michael Bay with a Manga collection here. I say enough. Force Guillermo to make a movie about actual people and he’ll end up fucking paralyzed.’ I love Magary. Even with his Boston hatred. |
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Post by Neverending on Mar 4, 2018 20:15:05 GMT -5
Solid opening by Kimmel.
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Post by Neverending on Mar 4, 2018 20:18:28 GMT -5
Sammy got his Oscar
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Post by PhantomKnight on Mar 4, 2018 20:24:58 GMT -5
Well deserved win.
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Post by Neverending on Mar 4, 2018 20:26:57 GMT -5
Darkest Hour wins Best Make-Up/Hairstyling
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Post by Neverending on Mar 4, 2018 20:27:50 GMT -5
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Post by Neverending on Mar 4, 2018 20:30:38 GMT -5
"Director Fred Hitchcock" - Eva Marie Saint
Freddy Hitchcock
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Post by PhantomKnight on Mar 4, 2018 20:31:26 GMT -5
Eva Marie Saint just rambled on.
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Post by Neverending on Mar 4, 2018 20:32:02 GMT -5
Phantom Thread wins Best Costume Design
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Post by PhantomKnight on Mar 4, 2018 20:40:46 GMT -5
Phantom Thread wins Best Costume Design is already getting excited. |
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Post by Neverending on Mar 4, 2018 20:41:12 GMT -5
Icarus won Best Documentary. The Russians CLEARLY hacked the Oscars.
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Post by PG Cooper on Mar 4, 2018 20:45:48 GMT -5
Phantom Thread wins Best Costume Design is already getting excited. Yes I am. |
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Post by Neverending on Mar 4, 2018 20:47:22 GMT -5
Everyone in the audience: "damn we voted for the wrong song."
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Post by Dracula on Mar 4, 2018 20:54:21 GMT -5
Eva Marie Saint just rambled on. No Jet Ski for her. Everyone in the audience: "damn we voted for the wrong song." That live version sounds a lot better than the recorded version. Lyrically though that song kind of sucks, a total elementary school version of race relations, belongs in a much dumber movie than Mudbound. |
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Post by Neverending on Mar 4, 2018 20:58:46 GMT -5
Dun-Kirk wins Best Sound Mix
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Post by PhantomKnight on Mar 4, 2018 21:00:48 GMT -5
Everybody wants that Jet Ski.
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Post by Neverending on Mar 4, 2018 21:01:12 GMT -5
Dun-Kirk wins Best Sound Editing
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