Booze

I think they are but not heavily, it doesn't really come up a lot.  Neverending is right though, this does have a lot to do with the fact that I feel a bit distant from a lot of the office cliques because I haven't been interested in going to "happy hour."  That and it's also always awkward to go on first dates and stick to water instead of vino at nice restaurants.

Or an upscale place like Burger King.

I heard the footlongs aren't actually a foot long. Don't get her hopes up.

Anyone else getting horny?

I'm getting horngry.

IDK if all bars do this, or if was just something our club did for the girls who were under 21, but if your ordered a "gin and tonic cocktail", or "rum and coke cocktail" the bartender would just serve whatever type of soda was in the drink. 

Final report: I tried the wine and it tasted a bit like... kind of like I'd imagine Windex tasting. Like the beer it kind of tasted palatable when it was in the front of the mouth but pungent while trying to swallow it. And that will be the end of this little experiment.

I was in kind of a weird headspace when I started this last week (don't ask) and in retrospect it all seems a little silly. Thanks for the suggestions though.

Will probably use the beer to boil brats or something, and with the wine... I don't know, give it to a hobo

I like wine...

Spotted cow is only available in Wisconsin. They enjoy being the most popular beer in Wisconsin and basically creating a scarcity elsewhere and a sense of exclusivity in its fans.

Don't drink things you don't like. But if you aren't drinking to get drunk... What's the point overall? I drink quite often, and not always to being completely drunk, but I do drink to get intoxicated to some degree, the flavor and the social aspects of it are also an attraction, but I first started because I wanted to get drunk. Since you like soda try a whiskey ginger, a Moscow mule, a rum and coke. The sweetness may hide the heat and flavor of the alcohol for you.

Drac have a good cigar and call it a day