CAMP CryStal LAKE

FINAL SOLUTION!(P41) (Deaths: Page 9+20+22+28+32+33+34+37+40)

Longshanks 06-11-2002 02:48 PM

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CAMP CryStal LAKE-FINAL SOLUTION!(P41) (Deaths: Page 9+20+22+28+32+33+34+37+40)

This is a Friday 13th / Whodunit-style story where you are the victims and one amongst you is a serial killer - I think it'll work - just please read the simple rules below before posting. Thanks

THE PLAYERS:

Guys: (SORRY. THE GUYS DORM IS FULL - for now at least )
Tardumb
Peter
Beemanbone - died: 1 P28
tyler_durden
the sweeny - died: 1 P22
bbf2 - died: 2!!! (plus 1 massive heart attack) (P20 + 32 +40)
Rock4EverRapNever
Ryanblair2
Frizzo the Clown - died: 1 P28
Colorado Cajun
JBond- died: 1 (P34)
Hank Scorpio - died: 1 (P9)
Link (the eager one) - died: 1 (P32)

Girls: (SORRY. GIRLS DORM IS FULL - at least for now)
Iben - died: 1 (P20)
Kitty - died: 1 (P40)
Knerys - died: 1 (P32)
Rogue - died:1 (P9)
Batwoman
Elizabeth
Pixiness - died: 1 (P37)

I'll pick the name of any killer(s) out of a hat - it'll be a random choice so there's no favoritism. No players, not even the killer(s) themselves will know who the killer(s) are, only I know and I'm not telling. All killers are completely dual-personality here, you won't realize you've killed, not even when they find the horribly mutilated body floating in the lake the following morning.... he he! I'll work out who kills and when based on where you place yourselves.

THE RULES - (all 2 of 'em!)

1- You're all free to go anywhere on the map - just make sure that every post you make here has a BOLD location letter at the top of it.
Please do this even if you're just replying to another post on the thread, it's going to make keeping track of you soooo much easier for me.

(See map for locations - feel free to print off the CCL map™ and location list for easy reference if you like).

2- If you suspect a person of being a killer then keep away from them, killers can only travel so far (I'm not saying exactly how far). Victims within range of a killer will be chosen randomly, but the manner of death will be chosen by me (suggestions welcome by PM, but please don't flood me just yet...). You're free to openly discuss your suspicions with each other.

So basically:
PUT YOUR LOCATION CODE AT THE TOP OF EVERY POST.
MOVE WHENEVER YOU WANT/DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.(Except for the killing bit, that's my dept )
KEEP AWAY FROM PEOPLE YOU SUSPECT UNLESS YOU FANCY TEMPTING FATE. - simple eh?

Have fun, be clichéd - go for walks in the woods, split up and search the place, explore that old deserted building in search of a place to have a midnight party, I'll post some suggestions.

That's it. All posters will start in the appropriate dorm and can then post to move anywhere from there on, as often as they like.

Don't expect the killing to start immediately, let's build some tension first eh?

Victims will be resurrected on request for another shot if they want, their status as killer or victim being randomly chosen anew. (Latecomers can be added, but only so long as numbers don't get too many).

So without further ado -

<img src="http://mywebpage.netscape.com/Iben%20Mortensen/CAMPCRYSTALLAKEfinal.jpg" alt="" />

WELCOME TO CAMP CryStal LAKE:

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, we'll soon be arriving at Camp CryStal Lake We hope you'll enjoy your stay there at the most out-of-the-way summer camp in the USA. Deep in the heart of the oldest and darkest woods in the state and 20 miles from the nearest town, CryStal Lake offers seclusion, relaxation and fun fun fun! Make all the noise you want - no one will hear you....

Let me introduce myself - I'm Mr. Longshanks, and I'll be your Activities Organizer for the duration of your stay at sunny CryStal Lake - yes I know it looks like a rubber mask, but I was born with a rare skin condition. Anyway, it's my job to ensure there'll be lot's to tell your folks when you all get home intact and unharmed after your eventful summer vacation.

First off, I'll give you a guided tour of the wonderful facilities we're going to find when we arrive at Camp CryStal Lake, please study your maps and pay close attention.

To the left of the lake we have:

A- MALE DORM (With creaky old landing and some dubious looking boats)

And to our right across the placid (mostly alligator -free) lake we have:

B- FEMALE DORM

...yes I know, but camp regulations state that boys and girls must sleep in separate dorms, of course no one would be foolish enough to walk through the woods alone at night just to visit the other dorm, so we feel certain that this set-up will keep the sexes separate. Both dorms are equipped with complete kitchens full of interesting (and freshly sharpened) kitchen utensils for your comfort and convenience.

C- OLD JACUZZI (For use by all campers, but please beware of using electrical goods near water - we don't want a repeat of that unfortunate incident 13 years ago ... almost to the day...)

D- OLD VOORHEES ISLAND (A curiously named island, accessible only by boat, rumored to be the burial site for a brutal serial killer Ice-hockey player, but take no notice, it's just a quaint local legend designed to scare the tourists)

E- OLD MAKEOUT BEACH (A popular site for lovers - also the site of one of the most horrific mass-murders of the 1950's - no canoodling now!)

F- OLD MAN CROPSY'S CABIN (The previous caretaker's cabin, now derelict since he disappeared in that mysterious fire, full of rusty old gardening equipment but with a remarkably comfy double bed - please stay away)

G- THE OLD CRYSTAL LAKE ASYLUM (Now deserted and derelict - reputedly used to house some of the county's most notorious madmen under the care of Dr. Loomis - but of course they're all gone now and there's nothing left there but some rusty old surgical implements and toughened leather restraining straps - please keep out)

H- OLD TOOL SHED (Originally home to Mr. Hansen the handyman, this is now derelict - don't go in there, it's still got all the old tools for site maintenance - axes, hammers, chainsaw with spare cans of petrol etc - oh yes, we also keep the camp's entire summer stock of iced beers in there in a large walk-in fridge - obviously this is out of bounds to all campers)

I- OLD BRIDGE OVER CAMPBELL CHASM (Please drive carefully when crossing, it's very old and creaky and is the ONLY way out of Camp Crystal Lake - if that went I don't know what we'd do - and it's a looong way down to the jagged chasm floor!)

J- OLD MAN SAVINI'S MINE (Derelict mine workings leading to lots of dark and dangerous tunnels that run under all of Camp CryStal Lake, reputedly used by the US army to dump a truckload of mysterious old canisters during the 80's - do not enter!)

K- OLD MAN RAMI'S FANTASTICAL FUNFAIR (Now deserted since those unfortunate accidents in the Tunnel of Love)

L- OLD INDIAN BURIAL GROUND (Now used by locals to bury their pets and grow pumpkins...)

M- OLD GRAVEYARD (The local county graveyard - rumor has it that some of the executed Asylum inmates are buried there, fried to a crisp after their visit to the electric chair, a dying curse and sworn revenge on every lip - but of course that's just local superstition, pay no attention to it.)

You're all free to go wherever you you want on site, explore, split up and search the place, whatever - just remember to make sure you post that bold location letter at the top of every post you make - you don't want to make me have to come looking for ya now do you?..... I'll be putting up posters to let you all know about any camp activities such as midnight walks in the woods, late night storytelling around the camp fire, and swimming sessions at the remote end of the deep dark lake.

OK, We should be getting there soon, so have fun , explore Crystal Lake and it's surrounds... but watch yourselves in those woods you hear - we lose a lot of campers in there...

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Link 06-11-2002 08:07 PM

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Oh what's this? I think I'll go check around H and see inside..

Longshanks 06-12-2002 01:07 AM

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Eager aren't we? We haven't even started yet...no wait.........now we've started.

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Longshanks 06-12-2002 05:03 AM

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CUE MOODY TITLE MUSIC - "CAMP CryStal LAKE VII- DEATH BY POINTY THINGS."

TITLES ROLL OVER VIEW OF CAMP BUS TRAVELLING THROUGH HEART OF LONELY MOUNTAINOUS WOODLAND. CAMERA PULLS BACK TO REVEAL JUST HOW ISOLATED CRYSTAL LAKE IS - THERE'S A ROAD THEN NOTHING BUT TREES FOR MIIILES! THE BUS DRIVES PAST A MUSTARD YELLOW OLDSMOBILE GOING IN THE OTHER DIRECTION WITH 5 PEOPLE IN IT - THEY'RE SINGING. A COUPLE OF COUNTRY HICKS WAVE AS THE BUS GOES BY, NARROWLY MISSING A LOGGING TRUCK. EVENTUALLY THE BUS TURNS OFF THE MAIN ROAD AND HEADS UP A DUSTY DIRT TRACK, THE CAMERA FOLLOWS ABOVE AND BEHIND THE BUS. CUT TO CAMERA VIEW BENEATH RICKETY WOODEN BRIDGE AS BUS PASSES OVERHEAD, RUSTY STRUTS GROAN AND SMALL BITS OF TIMBER TUMBLE INTO THE RIVER WAAAY BELOW.

THE BUS FINALLY ARRIVES AT CRYSTAL LAKE, AND PULLS UP OUTSIDE THE BOYS DORM, (SLOW ZOOM ACROSS LAKE). THE STUDENTS TUMBLE OUT, LAUGHING AND PUSHING EACH OTHER:

JB: The next time you feel like cutting one on the bus, make sure we can open the windows first Frizzo!

Knerys: Yeah, you know how Iben gets travel sick. (Iben is looking decidedly green).

(Frizzo looks smug and pats his big bag of practical jokes - the camp clown.)

(BBF2 AND TYLER STRUGGLE TO DRAG THEIR SECRET STASH OF BEERS AND PARTY STUFF OUT OF THE BUS - IT'S 8 LARGE KITBAGS-FULL. MEANWHILE, RYANB2 AND HANK ARE ALREADY CALCULATING THE TRAVEL TIME BETWEEN DORMS ...IT'S GOING TO BE A GOOOD VACATION)

Link: Boyohboyohboy!!! Look at this place will ya! It's a dump! Can't wait to explore!!! (Link hops excitedly from one foot to another and runs round in tight circles making airplane noises)

(HE'S RIGHT - THE CAMP IS RUN DOWN - PEELING PAINT AND LOOSE BOARDS WITH RUSTY NAILS GIVE AWAY THE FACT THAT NO ONE COMES UP HERE MUCH)

Rock: Anyone notice our Camp Organizer's a Brit?

Beemanbone: Hey, if this was a movie, he'd probably be the bad guy - d'you think maybe we should keep an eye on him? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Longshanks: Ok guys, calm down. this is home for the next few weeks, you all know the rules, dump your stuff in the dorms and feel free to explore- no Cajun - you're in the boys dorm. Good costume though, do you do your own makeup?

(CUT TO CAMERA VIEW FROM SOMEWHERE IN THE WOODS, WE CAN SEE THE BUS AND STUDENTS BELOW - STRANGE DISCORDANT MUSIC WITH ODD WHISPERING NOISE OVERLAYED THAT SOUNDS A BIT LIKE "Killkillkill...nownownow"...).

Longshanks: And don't worry about keys for the dorms, the locks don't work and none of the windows shut properly, oh, and there are a few locals who live in the area so don't worry if you happen to see any strangers lurking in the woods - I'm sure they're harmless even though you're not from round these parts... (TURNS TO SWEENY) ...are you boy?

Tardum: Hey, race ya for top bunk guys! Then maybe we can go and shoot some possums with my BB gun down by the creek!

Rest: YAY!!!

(ALL THE GUYS GRAB THEIR STUFF AND FIGHT AT THE DOORWAY, TRYING TO GET INTO THE DORM - THE GIRLS ROLL THEIR EYES SKYWARDS AND WALK ROUND TO THE GIRLS DORM - YOU CAN TELL IT'S THE GIRLS DORM - THE CURTAINS ARE STILL UP AND THE TOILETS DON'T SMELL AS BAD).

Kitty: Anyone for the Jacuzzi?

Rogue: What? The one by the old electrical junction box? Sure!

Batwoman: Sounds cool, I'll bring the music and the beers and we can taunt the guys!

Rest: YAY!!!

Longshanks: See you all later, I'll be posting some camp activities later on tonight. Enjoy.

(CUT BACK TO POV VIEW IN WOODS, IT FOLLOWS THE GIRLS AS THEY WALK TOWARDS THEIR DORM -"Killkillkill...nownownow"... ) <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

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Longshanks 06-12-2002 05:59 AM

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..and don't forget to head your posts like this <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Frizzo the Clown 06-12-2002 06:23 AM

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Hey, if the girls are going to the jacuzzi, thats where I'm headed too! Wait up!

bbf2 06-12-2002 07:45 AM

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Why not?

Link 06-12-2002 07:56 AM

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K

I don't trust anybody..

Iben 06-12-2002 09:06 AM

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I'm going where no woman has ever gone before!

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Longshanks 06-12-2002 10:01 AM

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The dorms are split into 5 shared rooms, one large commune room, a shower room, toilets and a kitchen with a BIG knife draw, microwave, cooker and various electrical kitchen tools. Everything is kind of grubby but with a bit of sweeping and some polishing you could...wait, where are you all going?

Once you've scooped the dead racoons and leaves out of the jacuzzi, you find it still works - nice and hot with lots of bubbles (although the paving slabs around the edge are a bit loose and the temperature control seems a bit twitchy...)

The Funfair is completely derelict - The entrance sign is old and faded, the words 'R.mi's .anta.tical Fun.air' are barely legible. A large battered fibreglass clown hangs half-off the Funhouse ride and it looks like it's been used for target practice - someone obviously doesn't like clowns here. The big wheel creaks ominously in the breeze, and someone, (probably local kids...yeah, it was local kids did it...), has scrawled "We all float down here" across the front of the Tunnel of Love ride. A single red deflated balloon has been caught in the nearby bushes, it hangs limply.

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Frizzo the Clown 06-12-2002 10:07 AM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by longshanks:
<strong>Once you've scooped the dead racoons and leaves out of the jacuzzi, you find it still works - nice and hot with lots of bubbles (although the paving slabs around the edge are a bit loose and the temperature control seems a bit twitchy...)

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Wow..last time I was in a tub that was this warm and bubbly, it was because I just let one rip....but this feels nice.

Hank Scorpio 06-12-2002 10:38 AM

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I'm creating my peephole for the girl's shower.

J Diddy 06-12-2002 10:54 AM

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Wow, look at all these old tools, just think of the shelf I could make with these.

Longshanks 06-12-2002 11:04 AM

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The old tool shed is full of dried animal skins (nice lampshade over there btw), various skulls and roadkill hangs from the rafters (and is that lill' Bambie's head stuck on the wall there?).

A single shaft of sunlight shines through a hole in the roof, illuminating the rusty chainsaw on the far wall alongside the rack of axes, saws, lawnmowers and road drills. But it's the sight of the massive walk-in fridge with the sticky latch that catches your eye. Hmmmmmm. Beer.

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Hank Scorpio 06-12-2002 11:39 AM

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I'm still working on my peephole by adding various spy electronics to the project, but I have a question. Where the heck is the Haunted Roller Disco? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Iben 06-12-2002 11:40 AM

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The guys’ Dorm is deserted, maybe I should use this opportunity to go through their stuff and see what kind of dirty objects they’ve brought along on this trip. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

J Diddy 06-12-2002 11:52 AM

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The Sweeny runs back in his dorm and sees Iben investigating a buzzing, he snatches his suitcase off Iben, it's a electric razor, Honest!

beemanbone 06-12-2002 12:55 PM

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I heard this place was haunted. Maybe I can find something here to scare everybody with.

Colorado Cajun 06-12-2002 12:57 PM

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Cajun strips down and takes a nice hot shower as Iben trys to watch without anyone noticing

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Peter 06-12-2002 01:21 PM

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Goes into the kitchen to find some food.

Link 06-12-2002 01:33 PM

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That carnival sucked, hopefully this place is full of surprises.

SamuraiiSam 06-12-2002 01:48 PM

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I'm gonna head over to the Indian Burial Ground to have a toke...uh...I mean...a smoke. Anyone care to join me?

J Diddy 06-12-2002 01:53 PM

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I can hear that Burriel Ground calling me as well (I mean I can really hear somthing calling me :confused: )

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Hank Scorpio 06-12-2002 02:00 PM

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I finished my peephole and now I'm going to the asylum to look for Madness.

SamuraiiSam 06-12-2002 02:07 PM

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It sure is quiet over here. A little too quiet...And dark...really dark...Good thing you're here Sweeney or I'd probably piss my pants are run back to the dorm...Well...anyway. ::lights up::

Kitty 06-12-2002 02:08 PM

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time to go & show off to peeps my new swimsuit!

Hank Scorpio 06-12-2002 02:12 PM

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I couldn't find Madness so now I'm going to get some cotton candy.

Kitty 06-12-2002 02:14 PM

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ok then, i'm not gonna go stay in the jacuzzi if no one (especially guys) are here wit me. I'm gonna walk back to the dorm thing.*wraps towel around myself. puts back on slippers. walks back to girls dorm thing.*

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J Diddy 06-12-2002 02:16 PM

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This ***** ain't so scary, ~The Sweeny passes his blunt to RyanBlair~ just look at those massive pumpkins.

Kitty 06-12-2002 02:22 PM

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Currently in B

*puts on white shirt with the word princess on the front. puts on jean shorts (yes i am wearing underwear 2, duh).*
I'm gonna go & explore then if no one is here. *puts on headphones for my CD player*
Wonder what the old cabin place looks like...
*gets CD in CD player, gettin ready to go & explore*

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SamuraiiSam 06-12-2002 02:25 PM

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Yeah, this ain't so bad. Hey man, look at this headstone:

Big Chief Buffalo Nickel

A mighty man in his day
Never once used a sickel,
to clear the bushes away
He'd go around tent to tent,
eat everything in sight
He loved to score everyone he saw
He loved a new one every night

::snaps head around:: Did you hear something!?

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Longshanks 06-12-2002 02:25 PM

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After a tricky paddle over to it in a leaky boat, you discover the island is kinda cool - great beach with lots of dry wood for campfires and some terrific places to hang a hammock. Perfect party place.

The only drawback is that old stone tomb-thing in the centre of the island - but hey, it'd make a great BBQ pit!

*

The old Asylum looms out of the trees ahead. boarded-up windows means the inside will probably be reeealy dark, but you're almost certain to be able to get in through the back door - you always can.

As you explore downstairs through the old cells and operating theatres you suddenly hear footsteps above you and what sounds like a young child giggling. Wanna check it out?

*

The afternoon is drawing on, and the sun drops out of the valley fairly early here, so it's getting dark outside the windows. The guys are playing 'Guess the Card' in a vain attempt to impress Iben and gain her favour (as usual :rolleyes: <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> j/k). Meanwhile, Iben is standing looking out of the window unimpressed.

Peter: 8 of spades!

Cajun: Man, it's Mrs Bun the Baker dude! Not even close!

From over by the window, in a voice not unlike James Earl Jones Iben is heared to say : 'Mr. Butcher the Butcher - Mrs.Hotpot the Cook - Mrs Whiplash the Hooker...' - all the while Cajun turns the cards...

Cajun: No man, still way off.

Suddenly a window in the dorm bursts inwards as a tree branch smashes through it.

Nailed to the end is a small note and a leather pouch. The note reads : Dead by dawn - or 9.30am at the latest. Ryan takes the pouch and opens it - there are teeth inside - in fact there's a whole set of dentures...and they're still wet.

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The old Burial Ground is a tangled mass of dead wood - scattered amongst the trees are a bunch of handmade headstones with names like "Tiddles - sacrificed in a dark ritual - loved by the kids" or: "Church - you just keep coming back" or: "Lassie - play dead old girl".

You're suddenly aware of being watched and as you turn there's a rustling in the bushes. Bravely, and with hardly a mark in your underwear, you creep over to the bushes. Hanging from a dead branch you find a small and not particularly scary figure, badly-made out of a few sticks tied together, as you look around you realize they're everywhere.

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Longshanks 06-12-2002 02:32 PM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by ryanblair2:
<strong>::snaps head around:: Did you hear something!?</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Yes, you can hear the soft 'shhhh' of Sweeny wetting himself...

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Longshanks 06-12-2002 02:35 PM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Kitty:
<strong>Currently in B

*puts on white shirt with the word princess on the front. puts on jean shorts (yes i am wearing underwear 2, duh).*
</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">(POV CAMERA OUTSIDE WINDOW LOOKING IN ON KITTY - IT'S NOT A VERY STEADY SHOT, THE CAMERA SEEMS TO BE WOBBLING QUITE A BIT...)

Kitty 06-12-2002 02:41 PM

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*walks into the cabin.*
well, at least it's a good thing that i got my C-- (CD Player runs outta batteries) Aw d***it! That was supposed to last me @ least for today. oh well.
*walks into the cabin some more. Opens door...slowly...listens to any strange sounds.*
What the!?!

Kitty 06-12-2002 02:46 PM

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Oh God, that scared me.
*sees picture of an old man, looks like he's in his 60's. the portrait seems to be burnt quite a bit. you can only see the head on the pic, the rest is gone.Walks into the room.*
Hey, this must be the bedroom.
*Looks outta window*
God, this place is so lovely, i wonder why that guy told us not to go into these places. there's nothing to be scared of.

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Longshanks 06-12-2002 02:49 PM

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The cabin is still blackened inside from the old fire that Cropsy allegedly died in - you notice something - on the floor at the foot of the remarkably comfortable double bed, (luckily untouched by the fire), and right next to the sit-on petrol lawnmower, is the burnt outline of a figure..with and axe...and a chainsaw. Just an outline on the floor...nothing to be scared of really....

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Iben 06-12-2002 03:16 PM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by longshanks:
<strong>The afternoon is drawing on, and the sun drops out of the valley fairly early here, so it's getting dark outside the windows. The guys are playing 'Guess the Card' in a vain attempt to impress Iben and gain her favour (as usual :rolleyes: <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> j/k). Meanwhile, Iben is standing looking out of the window unimpressed.
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&lt;Iben is bored and turns to the guys: "anyone wanna go with me to the old make out beach?" <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Kitty 06-12-2002 03:17 PM

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Currently @ F
*looks @ the outline of the floor*
Odd...*yawns* I'm sleepy.
Well, i'm not gonna sleep here, phew, it stinks, like some stuff that u find in the fridge that has been sitting there for a year. I'm outtie.
*leaves to B, aka the girls dorm *

Kitty 06-12-2002 03:27 PM

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Walks into B
*Hits head on something*
What the f**k?
*Looks @ thing I banged my head on. It's some sort of stick figure.*
Meph.
*Tears down stick figure from door, throws it into the forest. I walk inside. I sit down on my bunk bed. I look around the room. I look up and see all sorts of little stick figure things all around the room.*
WHAT THE F**K!?!

<small>[ 06-12-2002, 06:22 PM: Message edited by: Kitty ]</small>

Longshanks 06-12-2002 03:28 PM

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OK, it's late here and I'm signing off for tonight, (I'm going to catch last orders down the pub ). Whadya think of it so far? I'll get back on the boards tomorrow most likely, but I'm not sure how much participation to take in this yet, maybe help set the scene for you then settle back a bit and let you do some more - maybe I'll just sit here sharpening my knife and see where you go. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

PS: The serial killer(s) has/have been chosen now. Have fun, and as the dread Pirate Roberts used to say: "Sleep well, I'll most likely kill you in the morning".

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Kitty 06-12-2002 03:33 PM

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*I go through the trouble fo tearing down all the little stick figure things made outta wood. I end up with about 15 to 20 of them.*
God, if this is a prank, it's annoying!!!!!!!
*throws all the little stick figure things outta the dorm. i wipe my hands.*
there, now i can finally try to get some sleep.
*i walk inside the dorm. i close the door. I lay down on my bunk bed with the lights still on, just in case a person wants to come inside without tripping over everyone's stuff. i close my eyes, but now i don't wanna go to sleep. I get up, put on a coat, i get a torch outta my bag, and i go to A to check out the boys, hehehe.*

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Longshanks 06-12-2002 03:50 PM

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..as Kitty walks round the top of the lake her torch light bobs in the darkness. A twig snaps somewhere behind her.

Kitty: Who's there?

Silence. Kitty turns to carry on but is stopped short by a life-size stick figure right in front of her - she was sure it hadn't been there a moment ago. Behind her the sound of a portable generator can be heard starting up. It sputters into life with a roar...then sputters into silence again.

Muffled voice from darkness - could be male or female: 'Bugger!'

The sounds of someone trying unsuccessfully to start a generator with a pull-chord can be heard in the darkness - the torch having chosen this precise moment to fail after years of faithful service.

Muffled voice: Aww, come on godamnit! Start will ya!!!

A few more attempts to try and start the generator then:

Muffled voice: *****! *****! *****! - Oh to hell with it, I'll get you tomorrow.

Footsteps run off into the night, there's silence. Kitty's torch starts up again for no good reason. In it's dim light she sees the shape of a generator...it's attached to a really big road drill. There's no sign of anyone else.

Kitty has just survived the first attempted attack of Camp CryStal Lake. She steps round the stick figure and hurries on to the boys dorm... but on the bright side, at least they now had somewhere to hang the bathing suits out to dry.

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Iben 06-12-2002 04:09 PM

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Iben looks at the guys waiting for an answer, but they’re too preoccupied with their card game…”Fine then, I’ll just go by myself”!

Iben wanders off into the darkness heading for the Old Make out Beach….

E

Link 06-12-2002 04:17 PM

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Link
Link (the eager one)
</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">M

Does this mean I get a second chance? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Link 06-12-2002 04:26 PM

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Link is on top of the bridge looking below at the water.

Link:Damn this is dull..Of all these murders why isn't there any more?

Link reads the sign at the bridge.

Link:Warning Jagged Chasm Floor...?

Link:I have an idea.....

<small>[ 06-12-2002, 05:28 PM: Message edited by: Link ]</small>

Link 06-12-2002 04:33 PM

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Link:Let's see here...tools..come on where is it........

Picture of Crosby is in the shed with Mr.Hansen.

Link:What are they gay Counselors?

Link knocks over the picture and spots something behind it.

Link:What have we here?

Link 06-12-2002 04:37 PM

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This will be my last post for awhile

Link:This should be a good spot to hide it..

A sound is heard of a truck.

Link:..Hm..I don't see anything....

Link walks over A to sleep.

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beemanbone 06-12-2002 04:40 PM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by longshanks:
<strong>After a tricky paddle over to it in a leaky boat, you discover the island is kinda cool - great beach with lots of dry wood for campfires and some terrific places to hang a hammock. Perfect party place.

The only drawback is that old stone tomb-thing in the centre of the island - but hey, it'd make a great BBQ pit!</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">D
Bee realizes this place isn't so scary and begins gathering firewood for the parties we will surely have out here. "I'm sure we will have some drunken perverts on this island soon enough...me included."

Link 06-12-2002 04:50 PM

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Link:Hey Bee let me give you a hand with that firewood.

Kitty 06-12-2002 04:59 PM

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Running to A
*whatever the f**k that was, it was pretty stupid...yet scary...what was that stick figure thing anyway? is someone out there to get me or what? oh well, i'll be safe in the boys dorm, hopefully...*

*Enters A. The boys look up at the person who just stepped in...*

<small>[ 06-12-2002, 06:02 PM: Message edited by: Kitty ]</small>

Colorado Cajun 06-12-2002 05:23 PM

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&lt;stops playing cards and rushes off after Iben&gt;
Some makeout time will do me some good I think

beemanbone 06-12-2002 05:24 PM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Link:
<strong>D

Link:Hey Bee let me give you a hand with that firewood.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">D
"Who are you kidding, Link? I know you only have hooks for hands. Did you forget about your horrible mining accident? ...FREAK!!"

Frizzo the Clown 06-12-2002 05:25 PM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Colorado Cajun:
<strong>E
&lt;stops playing cards and rushes off after Iben&gt;
Some makeout time will do me some good I think</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">E

I think maybe I'll tag along too....I gotta make sure that Cajun keeps his damn hands to hisself!

Kitty 06-12-2002 05:28 PM

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Steps outta A

one look @ me and all of a sudden they leave...hello there, what's this? a funhouse? *looks over lake and sees a couple of lights showing the funhouse* it may be dark, but mayb i can fix up one of these rides over here to make it work. then things will get more livelier....

*walks over to K*

<small>[ 06-12-2002, 06:30 PM: Message edited by: Kitty ]</small>

SamuraiiSam 06-12-2002 05:39 PM

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Man, I'm out of my mind. I should head back to the dorm before I pass out. ::passes out::

batwoMAN 06-12-2002 05:41 PM

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::in the bushes outside of B::

I'm heading over to L.. a "smoke" sounds good after watching Kitty run from the dorm with flailing arms and shrill screams.. ::giggles:: What a wuss!

::begins the dark walk::

Kitty 06-12-2002 05:46 PM

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This is my last post of the day.....until tomorrow afternoon pacific time

*shivers and puts on sweater.*

wow....wat a dump....mayb it isn't a good idea exploring here @ nighttime. i know! i'll explore it tomorrow...and i'm gonna bring a friend with me too...cause i don't want the same thing happen earlier again.....

*starts walking away when i hear a twig snap.*

AH! oh, it's just a cat. come here, kitty, hehe, kitty.

*the cat hisses and runs away*

ok then...at least it didn't try to stratch me...
*suddenly i have one of my feeling things while standing outside the girls' dorm.*

uh-oh....that's not good. the only time i have one of those is when a REALLY bad thing's gonna happen the next day, and so far there usually sucessful....who knows? maybe it's just another false alarm....

*walks inside and goes to bed*

<small>[ 06-12-2002, 07:55 PM: Message edited by: Kitty ]</small>

batwoMAN 06-12-2002 05:48 PM

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::strolls along.. trips::

WTF!? ::sees Ryan lying motionless on the ground:: ..oh *****... please tell me he's not dead.. ::checks pulse::

Whew.. just passed out.

::sits down, doesn't notice the dark figure lurking in the foliage behind me::

Hank Scorpio 06-12-2002 05:53 PM

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I feel like Indiana Jones. If I only had a sword and people coming at me from both directions.

Colorado Cajun 06-12-2002 05:54 PM

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&lt;Walks around make out beach until he finds Iben&gt;
So what do you wanna do now Iben?

&lt;catches a glimpse of Frizzo on the otherside of the beach&gt;

Hank Scorpio 06-12-2002 05:58 PM

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*Begins to ralph off of the side of the bridge.*

How old was that cotton candy?

Iben 06-12-2002 06:04 PM

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&lt;Iben is surprised by Frizzo and CC at the beach, ”well this is a nice surprise, I’ve got company. Frankly I was a bit scared of the darkness but now I’m not alone anymore……anyone wants to go skinny-dipping?&gt; <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Frizzo the Clown 06-12-2002 06:08 PM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Iben:
<strong>E

&lt;Iben is surprised by Frizzo and CC at the beach, ”well this is a nice surprise, I’ve got company. Frankly I was a bit scared of the darkness but now I’m not alone anymore……anyone wants to go skinny-dipping?&gt; <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">E

I'd love to go skinny dipping...but only if we can get rid of the loser first. *points over to Cajun*

Colorado Cajun 06-12-2002 06:14 PM

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&lt;begins to strip down&gt;

<small>[ 06-12-2002, 08:09 PM: Message edited by: Colorado Cajun ]</small>

bbf2 06-12-2002 06:56 PM

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I'm going to get me some pumpkins! (steals a lot of pumpkins from the growing place)

This will be great for smashing against the girls' dorm . . .

Hank Scorpio 06-12-2002 06:56 PM

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*Watches as Cajun is sucked into a black whole for not putting a letter at the top of his post.*

That was interesting. So, did I hear something about a naked chick?

Frizzo the Clown 06-12-2002 07:02 PM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Hank Scorpio:
<strong>E

*Watches as Cajun is sucked into a black whole for not putting a letter at the top of his post.*

That was interesting. So, did I hear something about a naked chick?</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">E

Nope...no naked chick to see here. Move along!

Hank Scorpio 06-12-2002 07:05 PM

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So, you're going to be skinny dipping with a guy? I didn't know that about you Frizzo. I think I'll just heading on my way.

Hank Scorpio 06-12-2002 07:05 PM

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Back to some good peephole watching.

Iben 06-12-2002 07:09 PM

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Iben takes of her clothes and runs to the water....Ooooooo....very cold.... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Frizzo the Clown 06-12-2002 07:09 PM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Hank Scorpio:
<strong>E

So, you're going to be skinny dipping with a guy? I didn't know that about you Frizzo. I think I'll just heading on my way.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">E

Thats right! Just keep walkin'! Now....Iben, where were we?

Colorado Cajun 06-12-2002 07:11 PM

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&lt;Cajun takes off his clothes and rushes in after Iben&gt;
damn this water is cold!!

Rogue 06-12-2002 07:15 PM

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*sits in the old jacuzzi by herself wondering where everyone is*

Hank Scorpio 06-12-2002 07:16 PM

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*Hank runs up and steals everyone's clothes.*

Have fun you three. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Hank Scorpio 06-12-2002 07:17 PM

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Rogue, you have to hide these clothes for me. You didn't see me, got that?

Iben 06-12-2002 07:20 PM

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"damn this water is too cold to stay in!"......&lt;Iben wanders up on the beach and discovers that her clothes is missing....this certainly ruins the mood she was in, and she runs off to the girls Dorm to find new clothes and get warm again.&gt;

Kitty 06-12-2002 07:23 PM

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*I wake up*
*****! I gotta take a piss.
*walks into kitchen.*
Where the f**k is the bathroom? I need to take a piss!!!
*Next second i look in the corner and a door appears in the corner, leading to the bathroom.*
Ah, so THERE it is.
*Goes to bathroom. Finishes and then goes back to bed.*
*mumbles*pillow....bed......sleep....*falls asleep*

<small>[ 06-12-2002, 08:24 PM: Message edited by: Kitty ]</small>

Frizzo the Clown 06-12-2002 07:24 PM

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Damn...this water really is cold.....hold on a second *Frizzo urinates in the water* Ahhh...thats better. Much warmer now!

Rogue 06-12-2002 07:28 PM

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"What the hell, Hank?" *goes back to soaking in the jacuzzi*

Iben 06-12-2002 07:29 PM

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At the girls Dorm Iben gets in her warm, comfortable bed and falls in a peaceful sleep,….totally unaware of the bloodstains on the floor

Tardumb 06-12-2002 07:30 PM

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&lt;walking through the woods along a trail drinkin' a beer he took outta bbf2's bag before he left the dorm...stumbles into old burial ground&gt;

Tar: Hey! It's...ryan, and...bat...stoned...He gonna be aright?

bat: Ya, just passed out...Hey where'd ya get the beer?

Tar: Boys dorm, bbf2's bag, over in the corner...I put a few in the fridge tho, help yourself...Catch ya later!

&lt;heads off back into trails up towards the Girls' dorm...&gt;

Hank Scorpio 06-12-2002 07:32 PM

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*Starts up the bumper cars and begins to drive around.*

Weeeee!!! I don't care what people say, you don't need other people when you're in a bumper car.

*Nails an empty bumper car.*

Haha, I so nailed you.

*Hits another empty car.*

This rocks!

JBond 06-12-2002 07:35 PM

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&lt;Jbond arrives....looks around...&gt;

I'm going to C!

Tardumb 06-12-2002 07:37 PM

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Hey looky..the Girls' dorm...Let's see who's in here...

&lt;walks along outside of building peering in through windows&gt;

Hmmm...We got Kitty, grrr baby...bunch of bags, some empty beds...and...Hellooooo my Danish darlin'...sleepy are we? heh heh...Naaah, better not...

&lt;hears the sound of jets and bubbles...decides to check it out&gt;

C

Hey hey hey! What's goin on Rogue? Need some company?

Rogue 06-12-2002 07:38 PM

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*looks around and sees Jibbsy and Tardumb*

Come on guys, jump in and relax.

JBond 06-12-2002 07:39 PM

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&lt;Pushes Tardumb&gt;

You relax Tardumb, I'll jump in <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Iben 06-12-2002 07:41 PM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Tardumb:
<strong>Hellooooo my Danish darlin'...sleepy are we? heh heh...Naaah, better not...</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">It would've been pretty sick if you had <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Tardumb 06-12-2002 07:43 PM

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&lt;hoppin' around on one foot trying to get other shoe off while holding beer in one hand...&gt;

Sonuvab*tch! Ah! There it went...

&lt;gets into jacuzzi in his boxers&gt;

Left my trunks back at the dorm...Didn't think I'd be getting wet! heh heh... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> So..How you two likin this place so far? Pretty cool eh?

Frizzo the Clown 06-12-2002 07:43 PM

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*Frizzo gets out of the water and realizes that his clothes have been stolen. He takes of his rubber nose and places it over his manhood..as a make shift cod piece*

I'd better go get me some more clothes before this chilly night air makes 'Lil Frizzo' shrink up any more! Time to head back to the Dorms!

*on his way to A*

Hank Scorpio 06-12-2002 07:44 PM

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*Hank plops down in front of his peephole in the girl's cabin.*

What do we have here? Kitty and Iben both sleeping away. Man do they look cute.

*Hank looks around.*

Hmm, nobody seems to be looking.

*Hank begins to make grunting sounds that may be audible to the girls inside if he isn't careful.*

That's it! Almost there!

*Hank breathes a sigh of relief.*

Man those chips were hard to open. Now, back to my peephole.

Tardumb 06-12-2002 07:45 PM

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<strong>&lt;Pushes Tardumb&gt;

You relax Tardumb, I'll jump in <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Hey man! No need to get pushy! Secret Agent or not I'll stick my- &lt;smack!&gt; Damn mosquitos!

Rogue 06-12-2002 07:45 PM

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*hears screams coming from the girls dorm and sits up*

What the hell is going on?!

Colorado Cajun 06-12-2002 07:46 PM

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&lt;Gets out of the water&gt;
Dammit clown now the water is corrupted
&lt;heads off to A to take a shower and get new clothes

Kitty 06-12-2002 07:46 PM

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now i'm thristy!
*walks to kitchen. let's c, wat shall i haev in the fridge to drink. i grab a coca cola. i drink half of it, and bring it to my bed. I finish the rest. Oh darnit. how coudl i be so sleepy, i get hyper when i drink soda!!!!*
Hyper, hyper, hyper, oh boy, i better take a walk.
*puts on coat cause i stil had my clothes from today on. i walk outta the girls dorm to E cause it's a beach, and i just wanna just go to the beach cause i wanna.*

Rogue 06-12-2002 07:47 PM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Hank Scorpio:
<strong>B

*Hank plops down in front of his peephole in the girl's cabin.*

What do we have here? Kitty and Iben both sleeping away. Man do they look cute.

*Hank looks around.*

Hmm, nobody seems to be looking.

*Hank begins to make grunting sounds that may be audible to the girls inside if he isn't careful.*

That's it! Almost there!

*Hank breathes a sigh of relief.*

Man those chips were hard to open. Now, back to my peephole.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Currently at C , heading to B shortly.

And that was pure genius! That post made me laugh. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

JBond 06-12-2002 07:49 PM

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&lt;sitting in jacuzzi&gt;

Hmm, my fingers are turning to raisens....

&lt;gets out and dries&gt;

Iben 06-12-2002 07:49 PM

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&lt;Iben wakes up from her sleep....she felt a presence in the room...what was that?......looking around in the girls' Dorm she sees a lurker outside the window and starts screaming....&gt;

JBond 06-12-2002 07:51 PM

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&lt;Hears girl screaming from Girls Dorm&gt;

Hmm, Frizzo must have stubbed his toe.

Iben 06-12-2002 07:53 PM

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this is cracking me up....especially Hank's post with the chips...lol

Rogue 06-12-2002 07:53 PM

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*hops out of the jacuzzi and runs towards B in her bikini*

That screaming can't be good! I'm gonna go check it out guys..are you coming with me?

JBond 06-12-2002 07:56 PM

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Well I got nothign better to do...hmm my cell phone is dead...oh well! Not like I could need it!

&lt;Walks to B&gt;

Kitty 06-12-2002 07:56 PM

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*I decide to leave since there's nothing else to do...decides to go and try to fall asleep in the dorm. what gives wit the screamin. wonder if iben's ok...oh well, i'm gonna head back there...*

*leaves to the girls' dorm, aka B*

Hank Scorpio 06-12-2002 07:57 PM

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*Hank had started running when he heard Iben scream.*

Man, I wasn't going to deal with whatever had scared her. I may be a pervert but I'm not stupid.

Anyone here?

Colorado Cajun 06-12-2002 07:59 PM

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Gets out of the shower and hears someone screaming from the girls dorm, so he races over to see what's going on
B

Rogue 06-12-2002 07:59 PM

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*walks into the dorm and walks up the stairs toward the source of the screaming*

Hmm..curious!

*slowly pushes open the door and sees Iben screaming*

"Iben, what's wrong? Why are you screaming? You scared me half to death!!"

"Don't listen to it, don't!!"

*hears that damn J-Lo add playing over and over again and joins Iben in her screaming*

Frizzo the Clown 06-12-2002 07:59 PM

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*Frizzo pulls a new jumpsuit out of his back pack..his favorite outfit, purple and red, with his favorite acid squirting flower attached to the lapel*

The chicks are gonna loooove me in this....I oughta head over to the girls dorm and see if I can get a bit of action!

*heads to B*

JBond 06-12-2002 07:59 PM

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&lt;walks around&gt;

Ah, so this is where the people are!......ooo, chips

&lt;starts to eat chips on ground&gt;

Tardumb 06-12-2002 07:59 PM

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&lt;watches Rogue run towards dorm&gt;

Wow...look at that a-...&lt;JBond smacks Tardumb&gt;

*Ahem* Right behind ya Rogue...&lt;walks with Jibbs up to dorm&gt;

Kitty 06-12-2002 08:01 PM

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*enters dorm and sees everyone in there*
well...at least i'll be able to use my hypernees for the better. hey hank, can i have some chips?

Frizzo the Clown 06-12-2002 08:01 PM

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&lt;walks around&gt;

Ah, so this is where the people are!......ooo, chips

&lt;starts to eat chips on ground&gt;</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">B

*pulls a tub of dip out of his bag o' props and offers some to Jibbs*

You want some of this man?

Iben 06-12-2002 08:02 PM

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Iben sees, Rogue, Jibbs, Frizzo, Tardumb and kitty entering the girls’ Dorm…..” I thought I saw something…oh well now that there’s people here…Let’s have a party…wooohoooo!”

JBond 06-12-2002 08:03 PM

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Thank Frizzo, dont mind if I do.

&lt;Etas chips...dips them in dip...eats more...offers Frizzo some chips...eats more chips&gt;

Hey Frizzo, a peephole...interesting

Rogue 06-12-2002 08:04 PM

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*grabs some clothes and heads to the bathroom to change*

Tardumb 06-12-2002 08:04 PM

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Scuse me..Pardon me..&lt;sees Frizzo&gt; Move!...Scuse me...&lt;sees Iben sitting on bed scared...goes over and sits down by her&gt;

There there...everything's fine...nothing to be scared of...Here! Have a beer...

Kitty 06-12-2002 08:05 PM

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Oh....feel.....bubbly in my tummy...oh well!
*runs around the room to waste energy!!!!!!!!!!!*

Frizzo the Clown 06-12-2002 08:05 PM

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<strong>B

Thank Frizzo, dont mind if I do.

&lt;Etas chips...dips them in dip...eats more...offers Frizzo some chips...eats more chips&gt;

Hey Frizzo, a peephole...interesting</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">B

*pulls a camera out of his bag*

Whadda ya say we shoot a few rolls?

JBond 06-12-2002 08:07 PM

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Camera? What else you bring with you Frizzo.

Hank Scorpio 06-12-2002 08:07 PM

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*Hank is looking across the lake at the party starting in the girl's cabin.*

Those guys are crazy. From the way Iben screamed there was some lunatic over there and now they're having a party?

Rogue 06-12-2002 08:07 PM

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*is in the bathroom changing when she hears footsteps*

JBond 06-12-2002 08:08 PM

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Hmm, now where is the soda...

&lt;walks past the changing room&gt;

Hey Rogue, do you know where the cola........oh my

Frizzo the Clown 06-12-2002 08:09 PM

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Hmmm..lets see *sifts through bag* I have a camera, a microwave..DVD player..the kitchen sink..a midget..a Volkwagen...a pair of chattering teeth..sniper rifle......

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&lt;Iben takes the beer from Tardumb, looks at him and says "thanks Tardumb, I feel better now, you're a true gentleman...I mean offering me this beer with no ulterior motive...that's so sweet".....leans her head against Tardumbs shoulder.&gt;

Rogue 06-12-2002 08:10 PM

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*screams and blushes then slams the door..then opens it and peeks her head out*

It's in the fridge downstairs!

JBond 06-12-2002 08:12 PM

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Thanks Tangy..................&lt;finally leaves&gt;

&lt;goes to Fridge to get cola and finds Frizzo still taking things out of his bag&gt;

Tardumb 06-12-2002 08:13 PM

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None whatsoever! ...I have a whole cooler of beer over at the Boys' Dorm...Wanna help me carry it over here? It'll only take a minute.

Kitty 06-12-2002 08:15 PM

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*stops running cause i'm getting tired. all of a sudden this party is dull for me...sits on my bed leaning on hands*

<small>[ 06-12-2002, 09:16 PM: Message edited by: Kitty ]</small>

Rogue 06-12-2002 08:16 PM

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*walks out of the bathroom dressed and heads downstairs*

Party..I don't like parties..

*heads outside*

Hank Scorpio 06-12-2002 08:17 PM

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There's some psycho out there and he's not going to get me. I've seen Home Alone before so I know what to do.

*Hank sets up a Super Soaker on the front door loaded with his own urine, rubbing alcohol, and Michael Jordan cologne.*

I pity whoever walks through the front door. Now for the windows.

*Hank places the Severe Tire Damage spikes from the camp's front gate under the windows.*

I hope they walk in backwards.

*As a precaution, he sets up razor wire inside of the chimney.*

Try and get through that Santa. Well, all I can do now is wait.

Hey, is there any food in here? Oh crap!

JBond 06-12-2002 08:18 PM

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Hmm, I'mg oing to go to the hanted tool shed with many rusty sharp objects....well see ya!

H

Hmm, an axe is missing...........&lt;sits down, finishes cola&gt;

Kitty 06-12-2002 08:20 PM

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Man, this party suxz. HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!SOMEONE RECOGINZE ME!!!!!!!!!!
*runs around the room again, hoping ot attract some attention*

Iben 06-12-2002 08:20 PM

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“Uh huh…of course I want to help carry the cooler, Tardumb…I mean I wanna be helpful where I can”….Iben disappears with Tardum to the boys’ Dorm A

Rogue 06-12-2002 08:21 PM

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B on the way to E

*walks from the dorm to the beach and sits down and stares out at the water*

<small>[ 06-12-2002, 09:22 PM: Message edited by: Rogue ]</small>

Hank Scorpio 06-12-2002 08:24 PM

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I think I hear someone coming!

*Hides under his bed.*

Find a happy place. Find a happy place.

JBond 06-12-2002 08:28 PM

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Hmm, ok I'm bored...

&lt;walks west to M to the graveyards. Walks on all the graves&gt;

Frizzo the Clown 06-12-2002 08:29 PM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Iben:
<strong>“Uh huh…of course I want to help carry the cooler, Tardumb…I mean I wanna be helpful where I can”….Iben disappears with Tardum to the boys’ Dorm A</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Hmmm...I think I should keep an eye on Tardumb..... *heads to A....you can see the shadow of an axe in Frizzo's hands*

Kitty 06-12-2002 08:29 PM

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Currently @ B

Ok then, if ur gonna not talk to me, i'll just go to the jacuzzi.
*goes to bathroom, changes clothes, and goes to jacuzzi, aka C*

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Hank Scorpio 06-12-2002 08:31 PM

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*Cowering under his bed.*

Is somebody there? Don't even think of coming in here! There's no way to get in!

beemanbone 06-12-2002 08:32 PM

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I use my cell phone to call strippers and give them directions to the party island

Tardumb 06-12-2002 08:32 PM

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&lt;walking with Iben along trail towards the Boys' dorm...They both hear what sounds like an axe chopping something up...&gt;

Tardumb: Ummm...Did longshanks say anything about lumberjacks being out here?
Iben: Not that I recall. He did mention locals, maybe a hillbilly or somethin...
Tardumb: Ya, right...Let's walk a little faster...So we get there quicker, ya know...
Iben: Ooooo, are we scared? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> &lt;Iben teases Tardumb then runs down trails play-screaming&gt;
Tardumb: Hey, cut it out! Stop running! Wait up!
&lt;arrive at dorm&gt;

Rogue 06-12-2002 08:33 PM

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*lays down on the beach and stares at the stars*

Hank Scorpio 06-12-2002 08:35 PM

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[slowmotion]
*Hank sees the front door open and the Super Soaker begins to fire.*
[/slowmotion]

HELP!!!!

JBond 06-12-2002 08:35 PM

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&lt;Goes to I&gt;

Wow....so this is the only way out of this place.....&lt;looks down in the chasm&gt;....wow...&lt;starts to smoke near the flammable bridge&gt;

JBond 06-12-2002 08:42 PM

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&lt;walks down to E&gt;

Hey Rogue, how's it going....hehe...you know the bridge to get out of here....I kind of burned it down...

Rogue 06-12-2002 08:44 PM

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Oh good..just what I wanted to do- be stuck here. *screams* Damnit!

<small>[ 06-12-2002, 09:47 PM: Message edited by: Rogue ]</small>

Iben 06-12-2002 08:44 PM

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Tardumb catches up with Iben at the Dorm…they stand outside looking in…

Iben &lt;Are you sure we’re alone here?…I think I see movements inside&gt;

Tardumb puts his arm around Iben &lt;why?…are you scared?&gt;

Iben (scared, but trying to hide it) &lt; don’t be silly….I’m not scared at all…why would I be scared? this place is as peaceful as any.&gt;

Tardumb &lt;okay then….let’s go inside then&gt;

The two enter the Dorm..

Frizzo the Clown 06-12-2002 08:48 PM

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*Frizzo stands outside the dorm, peering in the window..mumbling to hisself*

Keep your hands off her.....

<small>[ 06-12-2002, 09:56 PM: Message edited by: Frizzo the Clown ]</small>

Rogue 06-12-2002 08:49 PM

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*sits down and starts to cry*

Tardumb 06-12-2002 08:51 PM

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Tardumb: Whew! You wore me out girl! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />
Iben: Next time you better keep up with my pace!
Tardumb: Yah yah...Let's get the beer...
[slow motion]Opens door...gets sprayed by supersoaker[/slow motion]
Ahhh!! What the hell?!! &lt;soaker runs out&gt;
Hank: Oh damnit! I'm sorry man! I thought you was the killer!
Tardumb: I'm about to be!! &lt;takes off wet shirt&gt;
Iben: It's ok, calm down...
Tardumb: Aright...Killer...HA!...What are on man?!
&lt;Iben and Tardumb grab cooler and walk out of dorm&gt;

Hank Scorpio 06-12-2002 08:52 PM

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*Hank takes off after the Supersoaker empties. He flies out the window and knocks over the clown.*

Out of my way, jerkass.

K

I should be safe here.

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JBond 06-12-2002 08:53 PM

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Awww, I'm sorry. But our stay will be fun! It's not like there's a homicidal maniac around! *cough* Where are ya longshanks*cough*

Rogue 06-12-2002 08:55 PM

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I want off this damn beach, NOW! Right now! *starts to pace*

Hank Scorpio 06-12-2002 08:55 PM

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The cotton candy was bad but maybe these hot dogs will be okay.

Iben 06-12-2002 09:01 PM

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&lt;“Damn! look what that paranoid freak with the Supersoaker did!…now all my clothes are wet….
Iben takes off her shirt. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> looks at Tardumb…..”where are we gonna go with the cooler? &gt;

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Hank Scorpio 06-12-2002 09:03 PM

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Anyone want to go on the haunted ferris wheel with me? Did I say haunted? I meant dilapidated.

Frizzo the Clown 06-12-2002 09:04 PM

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*Still peering in window, Frizzo takes a note pad and pen out of his bag..writes the name "Tardumb" on it* <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

JBond 06-12-2002 09:06 PM

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&lt;Times passes by...Rogue and Bond are still on the beach...busy&gt;

Hank Scorpio 06-12-2002 09:13 PM

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Fine, I'll go by myself.

*Hank starts up the ferris wheel and climbs in one of the baskets. When Hank is at the topmost point of the wheel it suddenly stops.*

Oh crap.

Uh, little help!

Hey cool, I can see the beach from here. What the heck?

*Hank sees JBond and Rogue on the beach interacting.*

You the man JBond!!!

JBond 06-12-2002 09:18 PM

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Rogue: Hey isn't that Hank spying on us!
JBond: Hey, it is! &lt;Flips off Hank&gt; DAMN YOU, INVADING OUR PRIVACY! :mad:

&lt;Rogue turns away, Bond's face turns to a smile and gives Hank a thumbs up&gt;

Rogue 06-12-2002 09:20 PM

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*starts pacing again while blushing*

Tardumb 06-12-2002 09:21 PM

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Let's go over to the beach...Have a few drinks...

C

Iben: Ehhhh...Is that Rogue and...Jbond??
Tardumb: I can't tell.....Yep! That's them...Whoa! I say we uh...keep walkin, they seem busy...
Iben: Good idea...
&lt;head North towards Asylum...&gt;

Hank Scorpio 06-12-2002 09:21 PM

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So, you just gonna leave me hanging up here?

JBond 06-12-2002 09:26 PM

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&lt;Throws rock from E to K at ferris wheel, bounces of metal&gt;

Nothing seems to be working man!

Rogue 06-12-2002 09:26 PM

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*looks at Jibbsy* Do you think we should go help Hank?

JBond 06-12-2002 09:28 PM

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Well.....alright

&lt;Bond and Rogue walk to K&gt;

Rogue 06-12-2002 09:31 PM

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*yells up at Hank* Hang on Hank, we'll get you down!

*walks over to the controls and starts flipping switches and pushing buttons..the ferris wheel starts moving* There we go! Hang on..

*stops the ferris wheel and helps Hank out*

Now what? I think maybe we should head back guys, it's late.

Hank Scorpio 06-12-2002 09:34 PM

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Thanks!

If you guys want I can leave you alone.

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Kitty 06-12-2002 09:36 PM

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Out the door @ B

HEY EVERYONE, LOOK!
*lights torch and waves arms around*
IF ANYONE NEEDS ME, I'LL BE IN THE DORM, fine then, be that way you son of b*tches...
*goes into girls dorm, shuts the door, and breaks it. it falls to the ground. i shout out really loud...*
D***IT!!!!!!!
*i walk into the dorm angrily*

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Iben 06-12-2002 09:38 PM

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On the way to the asylum, Iben suddenly feels unexpectedly tired…..”sorry, I’m gonna go to bed now…my head hurts..might be the beer..”she kisses Tardumb on the cheek and says goodnight

Iben leaves Tardumb and goes to the girls’ dorm where she once again falls in a peaceful sleep under her covers.

Rogue 06-12-2002 09:40 PM

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*pushes Hank* <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Kitty 06-12-2002 09:42 PM

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@ Bed @ B

*i pull back the covers once again and i find a dead rat. luckily there's extra bunk beds. i bring my stuff to the bottom bunk across the room. this *****'s gone far enough.... throws pillow and blanket onto other bed. i lay down and try to go to sleep...*

Hank Scorpio 06-12-2002 09:42 PM

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*Tired of looking at the couple Hank decides to go back to the boy's cabin. On the way he sees the mine and decides to take a look.*

Cool, reminds me of that Great Outdoors movie.

*Hank tears down the Do Not Enter signs and decides to give it a closer look. Slipping on a rock he falls in to the pit.*

Ah crap, I sprained my ankle. Another fine mess you've gotten yourself into Hank.

Rogue 06-12-2002 09:50 PM

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K on the way to B

*starts walking back toward the dorm*

Hank Scorpio 06-12-2002 10:01 PM

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Anybody up there? I swear it won't happen again! I think there's a bald bear down here!

Kitty 06-12-2002 10:07 PM

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*i'm in a deep sleep. i dream that i'm sleeping in my bed. i'm looking at myself and shouting ,"Get outta there! Wake up!!!" Then a dark figure raises a butcher knife. The thing strikes me,and when the thing strikes me, I wake up.*
AH! Oh thank God, that was only a dream. *phew*
*looks @ watch, it's only half-an-hour past i fell asleep. i just look up @ stare at the ceiling...*

<small>[ 06-12-2002, 11:08 PM: Message edited by: Kitty ]</small>

Kitty 06-12-2002 10:19 PM

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this is my last post here for tonight

*falls asleep and has dreamless sleep...*

Tardumb 06-12-2002 10:23 PM

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Now back at...E

&lt;is drunk&gt;
Sonuvab*tch...Can't believe she went to bed...And we didn't even get any "alone" time, because everyone kept messin it up! I really wasn't diggin that asylum anyway, way to "Michael Myers" for me...
&lt;lights up&gt;
Glad I swiped this from ryan's bag...I haven't had one in awhile...
&lt;now stoned too...&gt; Awwwww sheeit &lt;passes out&gt;

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Hank Scorpio 06-12-2002 10:28 PM

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Well this just sucks! Oh well, at least I can eat my chips.

*Hank searches his person and comes up empty handed.*

Crap! I must have left them at the girl's cabin.

Well, I guess I can always do what any guy can do when he's bored and by himself.

*Hank reaches into his pants, and pulls out his... harmonica. He blows a note to get the right key.*

99 bottles of beer on the wall! 99 bottles of beer....

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Knerys 06-12-2002 10:29 PM

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&lt;Knerys walks into the girls dorm and has a quick look around, while dropping off her stuff&gt;

Well, I think go for a swim.

Heads to the lake.

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JBond 06-12-2002 10:32 PM

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&lt;walks over to A so he can later watch Batman&gt;

Rogue 06-12-2002 10:33 PM

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B

*sits down on the couch downstairs and sighs*

Where is everyone?

Colorado Cajun 06-12-2002 10:35 PM

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Walks around and sees nothing going on so he walks off to the lake

Hank Scorpio 06-12-2002 10:36 PM

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...you take one down, you pass it around. 98 bottles of beer on the wall.

Mmmm, beer!

Knerys 06-12-2002 10:36 PM

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Walks back into B...

Forgot my cap...Oh hi Rogue.

So what did I miss, so far?

Tardumb 06-12-2002 10:37 PM

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&lt;sleeping like a baby on the beach&gt;
_____________________________

Just wanted to say that this idea was awesome...Lots of funniness went down in this thread tonight...Major props to longshanks for settin this up! *clap clap clap* Wish he was here to take one of us out already tho!

Colorado Cajun 06-12-2002 10:41 PM

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F
wanders around until he comes to an old rundown cabin.

Looks like nobody has been in here in years

Rogue 06-12-2002 10:44 PM

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*curls up on the couch and stares into the darkness*

Hank Scorpio 06-12-2002 10:49 PM

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I've been down here way too long. I think my mind might be going. I know what to do.

*Hank takes a pen out of his pocket as well as something else.*

I saw Tom Hanks do something like this to keep his mind sharp. Actually, he seemed to lose it a little but that's not important.

*Hank fiddles around with the pen to create his new friend.*

At last, I'm done. So, how are you doing Trojan?

*The condom package with a smily face on it just sits there.*

Well, at least I'm getting some use out of you.

Hank Scorpio 06-12-2002 11:52 PM

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So, Trojan, do you have any good ideas on how to get us out of here?

*Trojan just sits there.*

Well, can you at least tell me about your day?

*Trojan just sits there.*

You are so stupid. I guess I'll just have to entertain myself again.

*Hank just sits there with a blank look on his face. He then looks back at Trojan and becomes enraged.*

Don't give me that look! I made you and I can break you just as easily!

tyler_durden 06-12-2002 11:54 PM

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&lt;Tyler wakes up from a hard night of drinking and decides to go for a swim.&gt;

<small>[ 06-13-2002, 12:58 AM: Message edited by: tyler_durden ]</small>

tyler_durden 06-12-2002 11:55 PM

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&lt;After swimming across the lake, Tyler decides it is just time to go back to sleep.&gt;

Zzzzzzzzz...........

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Hank Scorpio 06-13-2002 12:24 AM

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*Hank begins to sit in the middle of the mine and mumble to himself.*

They're all out to get me. They're jealous, jealous of my teeth. I'll show them. Once I get out of here I'll pour creamed corn on them.

*During his ramblings Hank notices something shiny on the ground.*

It's a diamond! I'm rich! Screw insanity, I can by my own drug company with this *****!

*Hank begins to gather all of the diamonds that are strewn about him.*

I wonder why these were all left behind?

Link 06-13-2002 12:55 AM

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Link:Look at these citizens Loomis,Hansey, and Savini. Strange let me look at the map...

D- OLD VOORHEES ISLAND (A curiously named island, accessible only by boat, rumored to be the burial site for a brutal serial killer Ice-hockey player, but take no notice, it's just a quaint local legend designed to scare the tourists) The myth of this serial killer known as Jason started when a young boy drowned near the island and no counselor saw him. His mother went insane and supposedly killed everyone. They saw Jason came back for revenge but nobody knows.

Link:..Damn..I think I'll go get something..

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batwoMAN 06-13-2002 12:58 AM

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::snaps out of some seriously disturbing hallucinations... heads back to B for the night... thinks miss Rogue is a bit lonely..::

Link 06-13-2002 01:02 AM

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Link walks arond the ground and spots a rotten pumpkin just staring at Link. It's face is smashed and it's eyes are squished.

Link:Hm..

Suddenly a Dober Pincher looking around 20 years old with flesh showing runs toward Link. He dives toward his arm and starts biting it. Link scrambles for a stick and stabs it in the stomach with little blood coming out. Link takes off and while he's running he spots batwoMAN and notions her to run.

Link:What the hell is wrong with this place?

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Link 06-13-2002 01:05 AM

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Link is shown running toward the Mines and dives in hoping the dog won't find him. Then Link looks over and see's Hank.

Link:WHAT are you doing with my diamonds?

Hank Scorpio 06-13-2002 01:11 AM

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Back off Link! These diamonds are mine! Trojan, get him.

*Trojan just sits there doing nothing.*

Worthless piece of crap.

Well Link, any idea on how to get us out of here? I'll give you a diamond.

Link 06-13-2002 01:16 AM

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Link:Let me see Trojan..

Link blows the Trojan up like a balloon and floats up and out of the pit.

Link sees in the dog in distance.

Link:Damn!

Link dives back down into the pit.

Link:Uh..there's a dog out there..we need meat or something to distract him.

Hank Scorpio 06-13-2002 01:21 AM

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You killed Trojan! You basterd!

Meat? Well, there was a decaying corpse in one of the shafts. Would that work?

Link 06-13-2002 01:26 AM

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Link:Uh..Hank you do know that this is a 5 foot ditch?

Link throws the corpse and the dog turns to see it.

Link:Hank grab my hand and we'll run to the Cementery, it's closer.

Peter 06-13-2002 01:27 AM

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Walks to the beach to watch the sunrise.

Hank Scorpio 06-13-2002 01:31 AM

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*While Link was distracted with the dog Hank had hobbled back to the boy's cabin.

Sorry Link, but I have to get to bed. I've spent too much time trapped today and need my beauty rest. Have fun in the graveyard.

Link 06-13-2002 01:32 AM

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I'M SORRY HANK I GOTTA HURRY!

M

Link who is out of breath grabs a grave to catch his breath.

Link:I hope Hanks behind me..

Last post for tonight

Link 06-13-2002 01:35 AM

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Link:...Poor Hank tried to ditch me..Too bad..
Link writes down a note and laughs.

Longshanks 06-13-2002 02:03 AM

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Damn! 6 whole pages while I was asleep!!! Phew, this is going to be some serious work here . Ok, after a quick catch-up and a couple of random tosses of the coin....

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Hank:
<strong>*While Link was distracted with the dog Hank had hobbled back to the boy's cabin.

Sorry Link, but I have to get to bed. I've spent too much time trapped today and need my beauty rest. Have fun in the graveyard. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">BUT...before Hank and Link had a chance to make their escape from the mines......

(Sorry 'bout this guys, but I didn't see this last page until I'd already written the next bit and it seemed such a shame to waste it once I'd written it, I'll check more carefully next time. The number of posts was just a tad overwhelming when I checked back in this morning and I sort of panicked a bit! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> ) (Don't take it personally ok? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> )

While the dog is busy gnawing on the dead body, Hank and Link prepare to make their getaway.

Suddenly Hank notices a movement down one of the tunnels.

Hank: Did ya see that Link?

Link: See what, c'mon Hank, time to go, the dog's almost finished the right leg, there's not much left of that corpse to keep him distracted much longer!

Hank: No, I saw something down there - looked like a white face looking at us or something I swear!

There's a burp from above - the dog's polishing off the meat pretty quickly.

Hank: You stay here a moment, I'm going to wander off down this dark tunnel alone and see who's down here with us

Link: Right-o, I'll just stay here then. (starts whistling to himself)

Hank sets off down the dark and unsafe passage

Hank: Hello? anyone down here?

Hank gets out his Zippo lighter to help light his way. Up ahead there are wet scuffling noises.

Hank: Come on guys, stop messing about - I know it's you Frizzo and I'm gonna whup yer ass when I catch you.

Hank turns a corner and is confronted with something half-buried in the mud - it looks like a large beer barrel.

Hank: Cool man!! Free beer!

Starts to tug the barrel free of the mud (CAMERA VIEW FROM OTHER SIDE OF BARREL, ON IT IS WRITTEN: "US ARMY PROPERTY. IN CASE OF EMERGENCY PHONE 0181...... THIS IS NOT BEER!" THE REST OF THE NUMBER IS RUBBED OFF. CAMERA PULLS UP TO SHOW HANK STILL STRUGGLING TO GET BARREL FREE. THERE'S SOMEONE STANDING BEHIND HIM - THE PERSON SEEMS TO BE WEARING A WHITE MASK OR SOMETHING)

Hank: (Suddenly aware that he's not alone) Hey Link, give me a hand with this barrel will ya? (Turns to look behind him) WHAT THE F.....!!!!

(CAMERA CUTS TO VIEW OF TWO SHADOWS CAST ON TUNNEL WALL BY LIGHT FROM ZIPPO, HANKS VOICE OFF:)

Hank: Who the hell are you?! And why are you wearing that mask and those black leather gloves that make it so difficult to tell if you're male or female?...No, wait! What are you doing?!? Put that down! Keep away from me or so help me I'll... *Urk* Man that hurt damnit!...Stop it, no I don't bend that way!!!! (WET CRUNCHING SOUNDS NOT UNLIKE SOMEONE FOLDING A WHOLE SIDE OF BEEF IN HALF) OH. DEAR. GOD!!!! *urk*...I guess I do now eh?.... Wait, what are you doing now?!? THAT'S NOT GOING TO FIT!!!!!!!!.....

(CUT TO:)

Meanwhile Link is starting to wonder what's taking Hank so long - the dog's been fed and has wandered off to sleep for a few days.

Link: Hank? Are you messing about down there? C'mon man, it's getting late and they'll be drinking all the beer and making out back at the camp.

Silence

Link: Hank I swear, if you're messin' me about...

Gets a handy miners lantern, lights it and sets off down the tunnel after Hank.

Link: Damnit hank this isn't funny.

Turns corner and stops dead. There is a barrel in front of him lying half out of the mud.

Link: Hank? Beer?

Stoops down to study the barrel more closely, there seems to be a small glass window on the top, it's a bit muddy, but using his sleeve Link manages to clean it off.

Link: *****.....

(CAMERA OVER LINK'S SHOULDER LOOKING DOWN ON BARREL. SLOW ZOOM IN. THE SMALL WINDOW IN THE TOP OF THE BARREL SHOWS A FACE PRESSED UP AGAINST IT. IT'S HANKS FACE...OR WHAT'S LEFT OF IT. IN THE ONE REMAINING EYE A LOOK OF SHEER TERROR IS SET FOR ALL ETERNITY....AND THE FACT THAT HIS FACE IS PEERING OUT BETWEEN THE SOLES OF HIS UPTURNED FEET PRETTY MUCH GIVE THE GAME AWAY THAT HANK AIN'T COMING BACK. HE'S DEAD DUDE. REALLY DEAD. AND IN THE CENTRE OF HANKS FOREHEAD IS CARVED A BLOODY SIGN: THE NUMBER 1...)

Link: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Link backs off, turns and runs like a mad bastard back towards camp.

(POV CAMERA. LINK RUNNING AWAY, LANTERN BOBBING AWAY DOWN THE TUNNEL. SOUND OF HEAVY BREATHING. BACK TO BARREL AND HANKS UPTURNED FACE. THING IS, IF HANK'S IN THERE NOW, WHERE HAVE THE ORIGINAL CONTENTS GONE?)

To be continued......

Sorry 'bout that Hank - I think you said you always died first and I guess it's true <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> Just the luck of the coin I'm afraid (or maybe you should have a word with your agent? :rolleyes: ) If you want to come back, just start yourself off again at A - you're a wandering backpacker or something <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

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Wow he died...and to think the last thing I did was throw a rock at him

Meh &lt;goes back to watching Batman&gt;

Longshanks 06-13-2002 02:43 AM

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damn double post

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Longshanks 06-13-2002 02:43 AM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Kitty:
<strong>B
*falls asleep and has dreamless sleep...*</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">..but...

Kitty awakes, it's pitch black, the middle of the night and she can't make out a thing in the darkness.

(CAMERA VIEW - IT LOOKS A BIT LIKE DAYLIGHT BUT WITH A BLUE FILTER ON THE LENS...)

Kitty: Hello? Is anyone there?

Sound of a stone being chucked against the window. Kitty gets up and draws back the curtains and looks out. A pair of glowing red eyes look back at her.

Kitty: Awww, sweet, a lill' kitty just like me! here kitty kitty kitty..

Kitty opens the front door and heads out - she's wearing a flimsy nightdress.

Kitty: kitty? Are you there? Kitty want some food?

(Low growl from the darkness - it could be an animal, it could be human, it's hard to tell)

Kitty: Is kitty hurt?

(Kitty wanders further into the darkness, a low mist shafts the light coming from the open doorway - which is strange since she never turned the lights on)

(CAMERA VIEW OF KITTY WALKING INTO WOODS - SHE'S QUITE A WAY IN NOW)

Kitty: if kitty don't come out now, kitty not get any munchies...

silence

Kitty: Damn it kitty, I'm freezing my %$@*!? ass off here! you mangy son-of-a-$%£*! I'll kick yer sorry flea-bitten &$!*! butt when I catch you, you little $&*!!

silence (except for the shocked squeak of an easily-offended bat)

Kitty: Right then - sod you, I'm off back to sleep.

(turns and stomps back to the dorm. Steps inside and heads back to her bed, but notices the light's on in Rogues' room. Knocks quietly on door)

Kitty: Rogue? Are you ok?

(Odd dripping sound from inside rogues' room)

Kitty: Rogue?

(pushes door slowly open)

Kitty: AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

(VIEW OVER KITTYS SHOULDER: ROGUE IS STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM, NAILED TO A LARGE STICK FIGURE. THE TOP OF HER HEAD HAS BEEN NEATLY CHOPPED OFF AND A SMALL FLOWERING SHRUB HAS BEEN PLANTED IN HER SKULL (IT'S A NICE PINK ONE WITH LOTS OF FLOWERS..BUT IT COULD PROBABLY DO WITH A LITTLE WATERING I GUESS, THE OVERALL EFFECT IS THAT ROGUE'S WEARING A RATHER FETCHING SUNDAY BEST HAT) ... OH YES, AND ROGUE IS STILL WEARING HER FLUFFY BUNNY SLIPPERS)

Kitty: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR RRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!

(PAN TO BEDSIDE TABLE, ROGUES BRAIN IS RESTING IN THE UP-TURNED SCALP, A SMALL COCKTAIL FLAG HAS BEEN PLANTED IN THE TOP. IT HAS SOMETHING WRITTEN ON IT: '2b'.......)

(Sorry Rogue If you want to continue then just start from B again,you're Rogue's identical twin sister or something <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> )

See ya all reeeeal soon ya hear?.........

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OK, I think I've figured out how I'm going to do this. Trying to keep up with you lot's going to be a nightmare if the posts keep coming in like this (not that I'm complaining mind you - I'm flattered that you're having fun, but this looks like it could become a full-time job if I'm not careful! ).

So what I'm going to do is probably drop in during the quieter moments (when you're all staying in one place for a while!) and do the killing then.

Trying to arrange the deaths while you're all moving about will mean that, by the time I've written the damn thing and posted it, everyone will have moved on and I'll have to start from scratch again :rolleyes: <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Hope you're having a good time, it looks like it, sorry Hank and Rogue drew the short straws this time, but I hope you'll both come back?

Have fun and thanks for the HUGE support so far!!!! (and keep out of those woods you hear?)

Longshanks 06-13-2002 03:28 AM

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Rogue 06-13-2002 04:31 AM

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I knew I'd be one of the first ones killed. I'll start over tomorrow after work, longshanks.

Longshanks 06-13-2002 05:07 AM

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That's a fatalistic view you've got there Rogue - honest, it's all just the flip of a coin - nothing personal I promise

Glad you're coming back for more though <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> - see you tomorrow then?

J Diddy 06-13-2002 05:18 AM

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The Sweeny wakes up from his Burrial Ground sleep and decides to walk back to A

When he arrives he discovers from the group that two people have been horribly murdered.
"*****, I think I might start to sleep more often"

Longshanks 06-13-2002 05:36 AM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by the_sweeny:
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The Sweeny wakes up from his Burrial Ground sleep and decides to walk back to A

When he arrives he discovers from the group that two people have been horribly murdered.
"*****, I think I might start to sleep more often"</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">(CAMERA VIEW BEHIND SWEENY AS HE WALKS BACK TO CAMP - HE'S UNAWARE OF THE SMALL PIECE OF PAPER PINNED TO HIS BACK. ZOOM IN. IT SAYS: "3?") <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

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I promised the midgets that I'd get a couple of photos of the nut house.....let me get a fresh roll of film here....here we go.

*off to G*

*at G*

Wow... *snapping pictures* will you look at all this stuff....electroshock therapy...needles..medications! Wow! Look at this...its a bed with some nice leather straps on it, I wonder if I can get one of girls to come over here with me later...for a little 'quality' time!!

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While Frizzo explores the Asylum, he suddenly becomes aware of a faint noise coming from the hallway.

Following it he arrives in time to see a small brightly-coloured childs ball bouncing down the stairwell...

one

step

at

a

time...

It comes to rest at his feet.

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*Frozen in his tracks, Frizzo looks down at the ball at his feet.....suddenly he feels a warm stream of water at his feet...is it blood? No...he just wet hisself.*

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::awoken by a scream..::

Goddamned stupid idiotic..
.. if this is one of Kitty's overreactions again I'm going to wring her neck.

::heads down the stairs as quickly as possible, stopping dead in my tracks at the gruesome vision of death strewn around the room::

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Rogue...?? ROGUE!!! ::sprints, nearly trips over Kitty who is crouched on the floor, hugging her legs close to her body::

Kitty??

...alive..... are you okay? Kitty?

::suddenly notices that in the midst of pain and shock in Kitty's eyes, there's a touch of suspicion::

Kitty.. you don't.. think.. I? ::glances around at the colorful display of Rogue:: I mean, I know I'm a creative artist, but this.. I couldn't do this..... actually.... gives me an idea for a sculpture...

::stops rambling because Kitty is no longer listening... seems she has gone comatose for the moment, heads outside to C to grab some thinking time alone in the jacuzzi instead::

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Ryan slowly comes back from unconscienceness. He braces to stand but notices he's mogged down by swampy pumpkin pulp.

Ryan: "What the hell? Oh well..." ::lights up::

::Heads back to the dorm to satisfy irresistible urge for the munchies::

A

At the dorm...
::Opens the refrigirator and sees it's full of beer:: Nothing but beer.

Ryan: "Dude, where's my food!?"

::Runs into the nearest room and sees a backpack on the floor. Opens it to find Midget Porn and Funyans::

Ryan: "Score!"

::passes out::

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Longshanks 06-13-2002 07:54 AM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by the damp clown:
<strong>G

*Frozen in his tracks, Frizzo looks down at the ball at his feet.....suddenly he feels a warm stream of water at his feet...is it blood? No...he just wet hisself.* </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Standing there with moist warm boots, Frizzo hears sound of a child laughing somewhere upstairs - the voice is chanting a schoolyard song:

"We're gonna wet you...weee're gonna wet yooou...time to go to sleee-eep, then you'll have a leee-eak.."

Sounds of giggling and footsteps running overhead - they fade.

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by longshanks:
<strong>Standing there with moist warm boots, Frizzo hears sound of a child laughing somewhere upstairs - the voice is chanting a schoolyard song:

"We're gonna wet you...weee're gonna wet yooou...time to go to sleee-eep, then you'll have a leee-eak.."

Sounds of giggling and footsteps running overhead - they fade.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">G

*Frizzo regains his composure, and peers down at his soggy shoes*

Heh..the jokes on them...I already had a leak...

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by batwoMAN:
<strong>heads outside to C to grab some thinking time alone in the jacuzzi instead::</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">..only to find a poached racoon floating in the jacuzzi - you really should get that thermostat sorted out - someone could get hurt in there. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

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I'm not actually entering the forbidden part . . . but I AM going to get away from you creeps! You're all murderers!

Frizzo the Clown 06-13-2002 08:16 AM

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*Frizzo takes a rubber chicken out of his bag....for protection of course, and heads up the stairs towards the voices*

(why is it that everyone always goes upstairs in horror movies? don't they know that its harder to escape that way? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> )

Longshanks 06-13-2002 08:32 AM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>G

*Frizzo takes a rubber chicken out of his bag....for protection of course, and heads up the stairs towards the voices*

(why is it that everyone always goes upstairs in horror movies? don't they know that its harder to escape that way? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> )</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">The smell of mildew, damp and urine is strong up here...no, wait...the last one is you. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Old fashioned trolly beds and wheelchairs are scattered down the long corridor at the top of the stairs. Frizzo stands there, rubber chicken poised for action.

No sign of any kids up here, but what's that noise? it sounds like a whirring noise, kind of metallic?

Frizzo looks round desperately and catches a glint of light down the far end of the corridor, it's a small polished ball hovering in mid air, it seems to have lots of sharp pointy things aimed at him and it's coming his way!

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...no. My bad. it's actually just the sunlight reflecting off a lightbulb hanging from the ceiling, for some reason someone's taped an old fork to it. Phew, had him going there for a minute!

Rogue 06-13-2002 08:37 AM

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*walks into the dorm and calls out* Anyone here? (I believe the woman killed was actually my twin.. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> )

Frizzo the Clown 06-13-2002 08:38 AM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by longshanks:
<strong>The smell of mildew, damp and urine is strong up here...no, wait...the last one is you. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Old fashioned trolly beds and wheelchairs are scattered down the long corridor at the top of the stairs. Frizzo stands there, rubber chicken poised for action.

No sign of any kids up here, but what's that noise? it sounds like a whirring noise, kind of metallic?

Frizzo looks round desperately and catches a glint of light down the far end of the corridor, it's a small polished ball hovering in mid air, it seems to have lots of sharp pointy things aimed at him and it's coming his way!</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">G

(first off, I just want to say...I love the Phantasm reference...one of my genre favorites, actually! <img src="http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/icons/icon14.gif" alt="" />)

*Frizzo starts running down the hall in the opposite direction, he darts into the nearest room and shuts the door behind him....he smells of urine again*

Frizzo the Clown 06-13-2002 08:40 AM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by longshanks:
<strong>...no. My bad. it's actually just the sunlight reflecting off a lightbulb hanging from the ceiling, for some reason someone's taped an old fork to it. Phew, had him going there for a minute! </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I've already run away and wet myself..for what? For nothing! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>
(first off, I just want to say...I love the Phantasm reference...one of my genre favorites, actually! <img src="http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/icons/icon14.gif" alt="" />)</strong>

(I'll bear that in mind... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> )

<strong>*Frizzo starts running down the hall in the opposite direction, he darts into the nearest room and shuts the door behind him....he smells of urine again*</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">After a few minutes cowering in his own mess, Frizzo notices the post at the top of this page and breathes a sigh of relief. :rolleyes:

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>B

*walks into the dorm and calls out* Anyone here? (I believe the woman killed was actually my twin.. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> )</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Longshanks the Camp Organiser welcomes Rogues identical twin sister.

"So glad you could make it, you really do look the spit of your sister - although without the addition of the shrub of course - you may as well have your sister's old room, she won't be needing it..."

(sees the look on Rogue2's face)

"..err, I guess I'll get one of the students to clean it up a bit first though."

(hurries off to find a mop...and a shovel...and some binliners).

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The Sweeny is talking to Rogue
"You're twin never mentioned she had a twin, it's a shame you didn't get to see her alive. What do you mean I have a piece of paper on my back"

Rogue 06-13-2002 08:51 AM

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Thank you, Mr. longshanks...how exactly did it happen? Or do we know yet?

*follows the trail of blood up the stairs*

Frizzo the Clown 06-13-2002 08:51 AM

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<strong>After a few minutes cowering in his own mess, Frizzo notices the post at the top of this page and breathes a sigh of relief. :rolleyes: </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">G

*Sighs in relief* <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

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*heads back downstairs* It's too early see dead bodies..

*turns to talk to sweeny* Yeah, it is a shame I never got to see her alive..what a pity.

Longshanks 06-13-2002 09:03 AM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>B

Thank you, Mr. longshanks...how exactly did it happen? Or do we know yet?

*follows the trail of blood up the stairs*</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">If you mean how did she die, then I believe her heart stopped beating...well, actually it more sort of 'exploded' with fear in her chest - quite a mess really.

As to who's responsible? I'm afraid I've got no idea - I was going to go and get the police this morning but the bridge's out - oh sorry, did I forget to mention that?

Yup, it's all mangled up, no way across it, no way out of Crystal Lake now and no way to contact the outside world to tell them of our plight. Bit of a bugger really. We'll just have to wait for the camp delivery van to arrive in about 14 days time - don't worry, I'm sure we'll all be safe in the mean time, I mean what are the chances of another murder happening in the same place again?

That would be silly.

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*goes pale* Well..uhm..alright, that's good to know..I think I'll go for a walk now, I need fresh air.

*scampers out the door*

Longshanks 06-13-2002 09:08 AM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>Yeah, it is a shame I never got to see her alive..what a pity.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Do you want to see her? We've still got all the bits out back...

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*stands in the yard puking*

I think I'd better wait on seeing the body..

*wanders off*

Frizzo the Clown 06-13-2002 09:15 AM

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I think I should get out of here now...I've got enough photos, and I've already ruined another pair of pants. Perhaps I should head back to the dorms....

*heading to A*

Frizzo the Clown 06-13-2002 09:26 AM

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*Frizzo walks in and sees Ryan partaking in his stash of Midget porn and Funyins*

Hey, what the hell are you doing? You ruined my favorite issue of "Lewd Little People"!

Longshanks 06-13-2002 09:39 AM

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<strong>B

*stands in the yard puking*

I think I'd better wait on seeing the body..

*wanders off*</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">...so that would be a "no" then would it?..... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>A

*Frizzo walks in and sees Ryan partaking in his stash of Midget porn and Funyins*

Hey, what the hell are you doing? You ruined my favorite issue of "Lewd Little People"!</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">..but Ryan isn't listening, he's looking in shock at the June centrespread (Hot wet biker dwarfs doing it..) someone has written all over it in reeely small letters: "All spanking and no work makes Frizzo a sad boy - All spanking and no work makes Frizzo a sad boy - All spanking and no work makes Frizzo a sad boy - All spanking and no work makes Frizzo a sad boy - All spanking and no work makes Frizzo a sad boy - All spanking and no work makes Frizzo a sad boy - All spanking and no work makes Frizzo a sad boy - all spanking and no work makes Frizzo a sad boy...etc" <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

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B heading to C

*walks to the jacuzzi and strips down for a soak*

Where is everyone?

Frizzo the Clown 06-13-2002 09:51 AM

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<strong>..but Ryan isn't listening, he's looking in shock at the June centrespread (Hot wet biker dwarfs doing it..) someone has written all over it in reeely small letters: "All spanking and no work makes Frizzo a sad boy - All spanking and no work makes Frizzo a sad boy - All spanking and no work makes Frizzo a sad boy - All spanking and no work makes Frizzo a sad boy - All spanking and no work makes Frizzo a sad boy - All spanking and no work makes Frizzo a sad boy - All spanking and no work makes Frizzo a sad boy - all spanking and no work makes Frizzo a sad boy...etc" <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">A

(its a joke at my expense...but its just so damn funny!)

*Frizzo hold his rubber chicken at the ready*

Hey..I said lay off of my stuff!! :mad:

Colorado Cajun 06-13-2002 10:43 AM

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Still is in the girl's dorm because he fell asleep in there after running to see if everyone was ok</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Typical, waiting for everyone else to clean up the corpses before getting out of bed eh? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

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*Smacks ryan on the head with the rubber chikcen and reclaims his rightful property*

That'll teach you! Well, since I have this magazine out, I might as well take a 'pit stop' in the bathroom to um....'take care of business'

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Hey all what's going on?

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I knew I would die first. And I wasn't even in the mine anymore. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

A

*All of a sudden a parachute appears out of the sky. Given that there's not much room to land, the parachuter seemed to be aiming for the lake. At the last second a gust of wind took him of course and he crashes through the roof of the boy's cabin.*

I've never been in so much pain in my life! Man do I suck at this.

*Sees a clown with midget pornography heading to the bathroom.*

Hey, my name's Hunk(shut up <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> ). Where the hell am I?

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<strong>I knew I would die first. And I wasn't even in the mine anymore. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

A

*All of a sudden a parachute appears out of the sky. Given that there's not much room to land, the parachuter seemed to be aiming for the lake. At the last second a gust of wind took him of course and he crashes through the roof of the boy's cabin.*

I've never been in so much pain in my life! Man do I suck at this.

*Sees a clown with midget pornography heading to the bathroom.*

Hey, my name's Hunk(shut up <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> ). Where the hell am I?</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">A

*Stops and turns to 'Hunk'*

You're at Camp CryStal Lake. I'm Frizzo..that heap lying on the floor is ryan...he got into my stuff. I'm sure he'll come around soon. Can I interest you in some Midget porn? I have a great selection....

Rogue 06-13-2002 11:22 AM

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*relaxes in the jacuzzi and watches everyone scurry around*

Hank Scorpio 06-13-2002 11:22 AM

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Uh, got anything with midget Catholic schoolgirls?

Frizzo the Clown 06-13-2002 11:24 AM

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Hmmmmm..I have midget cheerleaders..is that good enough?

Hank Scorpio 06-13-2002 11:28 AM

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Yeah, a pleated skirt is a pleated skirt to me. So, are there any chicks around here or is this a sausage party?

Frizzo the Clown 06-13-2002 11:33 AM

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Yeah, we got a few chicks here. Unfortunatly one of them, was found dead recently. I think it was an accidental death though (cliched stupidity). Lucky for us though, he twins sister showed up shortly after, so it doesn't ruin the ratio! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> I'm not sure where any of them are right now though...maybe check the dorms..maybe even the jacuzzi.

Hank Scorpio 06-13-2002 11:35 AM

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I think I better go use the restroom first. Don't want to meet the ladies with a loaded gun if you catch my drift.

*Hunk darts off to the bathroom.*

Frizzo the Clown 06-13-2002 11:39 AM

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Hey! I was just heading in there! You sonuvab*tch! I guess oughta go find somewhere else that I can get a little 'privacy'.

*checks map*

Hey, it says here there is a hockey player buried on Voorhees Island...I'm a HUGE hockey fan...I should go check that out.

*Heads out back to the docks to take a boat to D*

Hank Scorpio 06-13-2002 11:43 AM

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*Hunk comes out of the bathroom with pissed off look on his face.*

Hey clown, the pages are stuck together!

*Looks around and sees the clown missing and the other guy still passed out on the couch.*

Where'd he go? Oh well, better go do some exploring.

*Wanders off to the East.*

Rogue 06-13-2002 11:43 AM

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C heading back to B

*climbs out of the jacuzzi and heads back to the dorm to change*

Hank Scorpio 06-13-2002 11:46 AM

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Cool, a beach.

*Sniffs the air.*

I smell sex and candy. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> Nothing better to do so I might as well soak up the sun. No need to worry about Melanoma because I've got my 45 on.

Rogue 06-13-2002 11:51 AM

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*runs up to her room for a quick change*

Old Man Cropsy's Cabin sounds interesting...anyone up for exploring with me?

*looks around* Any takers?

Longshanks 06-13-2002 11:54 AM

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As Hunk stroll east towards Makeout beach, he looks out over CryStal Lake and notices a large dark shape moving beneath the water, he looks up.

(POV HUNK - PAN UP FROM SINISTER DARK SHAPE MOVING BENEATH SURFACE, CAMERA TRAVELS OVER SURFACE OF LAKE AND UP TO REVEAL FRIZZO IN THE DISTANCE HALF WAY OVER TO VOORHEES ISLAND IN A LEAKY BOAT...)

Hank: Awww, he'll be ok...(sees Rogue coming back from jacuzzi)... yeah he'll be fine.

Frizzo the Clown 06-13-2002 11:56 AM

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*on boat en route to D*

*the water is is very murky, and surprisingly choppy. every gust of wind nearly capsizes the boat. Frizzo sees 'Hunk' on the beach and Rogue by the Girls Dorm and stands up and waves to each of them....*

Rogue 06-13-2002 11:59 AM

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*wanders around in the old cabin*

Damn..this place is a mess!!

*looks at the array of sharp, rusty objects* Ewww! That looks like dried blood!

*turns around and walks out of the cabin*

Longshanks 06-13-2002 12:01 PM

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The water slapping against the side of the boat makes a 'dum dum' sound - dum dum...dum dum...dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum ... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Rogue 06-13-2002 12:01 PM

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F..on the way to..?

*sees Frizzo waving from the lake and waves back*

*yells* Frizzo, watch out!!!

Rogue 06-13-2002 12:02 PM

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And longshanks, I just wanted to tell you this was an awesome idea! It's a lot of fun. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Longshanks 06-13-2002 12:02 PM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>F

*wanders around in the old cabin*

Damn..this place is a mess!!

*looks at the array of sharp, rusty objects* Ewww! That looks like dried blood!

*turns around and walks out of the cabin*</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">(POV CAMERA WATCHING FROM THE WOODS)

PS: "And longshanks, I just wanted to tell you this was an awesome idea! It's a lot of fun."

Thankyou Rogue (it does seem to have had a popular opening weekend <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> )

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Frizzo the Clown 06-13-2002 12:05 PM

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en route to D

*Frizzo strains to hear what Rouge is saying*

What? Watch out? What?

*sees Rougue pointing down. So, Frizzo looks down, and sees that his fly is unzipped. He zips it up and yells back*

Thanks! That would've been embarrasing if someone else had seen that! What? What do you mean there is something in the water?..........

Rogue 06-13-2002 12:08 PM

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*jumps up and down and waves her arms at Frizzo*

Be careful!! There's something in the water!!

Longshanks 06-13-2002 12:09 PM

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Kitty 06-13-2002 12:10 PM

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*Is in bathroom washing face. who would do such a thing? Rouge's never did nothing mean to nobody...i hope that no more of this murder stuff happens...but who killed her?*
*puts on short-sleeved shirt that has a pic of the cheshire cat, & puts on another pair of jean shorts.*
*i walk outta B, heading to K to check out some of the rides....*

Longshanks 06-13-2002 12:14 PM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Kitty:
<strong>
*i walk outta B, heading to K to check out some of the rides....*</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Then I figure you have a ringside seat to see Frizzo playing stand-up in the middle of the lake

Frizzo the Clown 06-13-2002 12:16 PM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by longshanks:
<strong>The boat rocks violently as something knocks it - luckily Frizzo's size 20 clown boots help him to keep his balance.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">en route to D

*the rocking boat knocks Frizzo immediatly to his knees...the next wave makes him violently ill as he throws up over the stern of the boat*

Rogue 06-13-2002 12:18 PM

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*cringes when she sees Frizzo blowing chunks..starts walking toward the beach*

Kitty 06-13-2002 12:18 PM

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*looks out @ the lake & sees Frizzo going to teh island on the lake. i shrug my arms and walk into the carnival place. decides to look @ the merry-go-round...maybe i can fix this ride...*

Hank Scorpio 06-13-2002 12:19 PM

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*Hunk has done some more wandering and ends up at a large canister of boiling water.*

Cool, soup!

*Hunk dips his hand in and takes a sip. He immediately spits out the water.*

Crap, it's a jacuzzi! I can't believe I fell for that again. Oh well, I'm here so I might as well soak.

*Hunk begins to disrobe but realizes that he has gone commando today and doesn't have a swimsuit.*

Hey, nobody's around so who will know?

*Hunk enters the jacuzzi completely naked and begins to relaxe.*

Longshanks 06-13-2002 12:24 PM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>*the rocking boat knocks Frizzo immediatly to his knees...the next wave makes him violently ill as he throws up over the stern of the boat*</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">There's a dramatic pause - the movie audience hold their breaths... an odd flurry of bubbles bursts to the surface not far off the stern - peering over Frizzo can make out the shape of a large gator, it seems to be clamping it's paw to it's mouth.

Another set of bubbles escapes and the gator looks even greener (if possible) the chain-effect of watching someone chuck their chips is having it's inevitable effect - the gator is dry-heaving.

It swims off to be sick somewhere else and Frizzo makes it safely to the island.

Frizzo the Clown 06-13-2002 12:28 PM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by longshanks:
<strong>There's a dramatic pause - the movie audience hold their breaths... an odd flurry of bubbles bursts to the surface not far off the stern - peering over Frizzo can make out the shape of a large gator, it seems to be clamping it's paw to it's mouth.

Another set of bubbles escapes and the gator looks even greener (if possible) the chain-effect of watching someone chuck their chips is having it's inevitable effect - the gator is dry-heaving.

It swims off to be sick somewhere else and Frizzo makes it safely to the island. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">D

(I was sarting to wonder..I mean if I was killed by an alligator, that wouldn't exactly be the 'killer' of our story, would it? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> )

*Frizzo steps out of the boat and starts to look around the island*

Where the hell is that headstone? I wanna see a dead hockey player, damnit!

Longshanks 06-13-2002 12:33 PM

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For now - I taunt...

Later - I kill

Frizzo the Clown 06-13-2002 12:35 PM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by longshanks:
<strong>For now - I taunt...

Later - I kill </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Yeah..not enough people around now to really do some killing eh? I mean most of the people haven't been here yet today....

Longshanks 06-13-2002 12:41 PM

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It's probably best for me to do the killing first thing in the morning here - you lot are all asleep then and I can pin you down for a while and sort out the deaths <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> ...but it doesn't mean I can't keep an eye on you lot for a while and see if any opportunities present themselves for a bit of impromptu slaying.

Frizzo the Clown 06-13-2002 12:43 PM

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Good idea....I must say though..this is probably the funnest thing we have going here right now! This is great!

Hank Scorpio 06-13-2002 12:49 PM

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*Hunk gets out of the jacuzzi fully relaxed. Needing a towel, he wanders into the first building he sees. Sure enough, it's the girl's cabin and Hunk is naked and dripping wet.*

Boy is my face red! Sorry girls! Uh, you wouldn't happen to have a towel would you?

Longshanks 06-13-2002 12:51 PM

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Thanks ...err, just to avoid even the slightest hint of confusion, that was directed to Frizzo's post..

<small>[ 06-13-2002, 02:00 PM: Message edited by: longshanks ]</small>

Frizzo the Clown 06-13-2002 12:55 PM

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*While searching for the headstone, Frizzo pulls a hockey stick and some pucks out of his bag, and start firing them off into the woods*

*Mumbling to hisself...*

Frizzo shoots! He scores!

*imatates the sound of a roaring crowd*

tyler_durden 06-13-2002 01:03 PM

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Hmmm...Keep out. Yep this is the place that I want to explore. I am all by myself, but nothing too weird has been happening yet so I should be safe...

&lt;Tyler breaks the door down to the old Asylum and walks in&gt;

[yelling]Hello!!! Anyone here!!!![/yelling]

tyler_durden 06-13-2002 01:07 PM

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longshanks PM.

Longshanks 06-13-2002 01:07 PM

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One by one, Frizzo's pucks ricochet around the island, quite a few of them hit the old tomb, (mainly because Frizzo is aiming at it - if he was any good he'd have hit it a lot more often ).

Bits of tomb crack and splinter, if it was your tomb you'd probably get pretty pissed off with some clown taking chunks out of (one of) your final resting places.

Lucky it's occupant is obviously loooong dead isn't it? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Frizzo the Clown 06-13-2002 01:11 PM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by longshanks:
<strong>One by one, Frizzo's pucks ricochet around the island, quite a few of them hit the old tomb, (mainly because Frizzo is aiming at it - if he was any good he'd have hit it a lot more often ).

Bits of tomb crack and splinter, if it was your tomb you'd probably get pretty pissed off with some clown taking chunks out of (one of) your final resting places.

Lucky it's occupant is obviously loooong dead isn't it? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">D

*Frizzo walks up to the tomb, and reads the inscription on it*

Hmmmm....Voorhees. Oh yeah, he played goalie for the K-Town Killers. I think I have his rookie card somewhere around here. I heard he snapped after getting hit in the head by too many hockey pucks. I heard that he really hated the sport towards the end. I wonder how he died. I wonder if any of thats true...I wonder why I'm talking to myself......

Hank Scorpio 06-13-2002 01:21 PM

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*Still standing in the doorway.*

Uh, nevermind girls I seem to have air dryed.

*Hunk picks up his clothes and leaves. Hmm, maybe he should have put them on instead of just picking them up.*

Longshanks 06-13-2002 01:23 PM

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Tyler - PM

..and Frizzo - it's what they do in movies, people talk to themselves all the time, it helps to cover the holes in the dodgy plotting. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Frizzo the Clown 06-13-2002 01:24 PM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by longshanks:
<strong>Tyler - PM

..and Frizzo - it's what they do in movies, people talk to themselves all the time, it helps to cover the holes in the dodgy plotting. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Oh right..I forgot.. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> (its so fun purposing playing all the cliches!)

Longshanks 06-13-2002 01:27 PM

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When Tyler enters the asylum, the first thing he notices is the strong smell of urine...the second thing he notices is that he's standing in somebody elses wet patch.

There's a bright coloured rubber ball on the floor. (to figure out why, check page 10...and Frizzo's boots. )

<small>[ 06-13-2002, 02:30 PM: Message edited by: longshanks ]</small>

Iben 06-13-2002 01:30 PM

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Okay I don't have enough patience to go back and look...someone please tell me if I'm dead yet...

Frizzo the Clown 06-13-2002 01:31 PM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Iben:
<strong>Okay I don't have enough patience to go back and look...someone please tell me if I'm dead yet...</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">No....you slacker! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Longshanks 06-13-2002 01:31 PM

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Check out page 9 for who's dead so far.

JUST A NOTE: I'LL BE POSTING THE PAGE NUMBERS OF THIS THREAD WITH PLAYER DEATHS IN THEM, IN THE TITLE OF THIS THREAD. THIS WAY ANYONE CAN JUST GO TO THE BOOKS FORUM TO FIND OUT WHERE TO FIND THE LATEST PLAYER-DEATH UPDATES. So far only page 9 has any deaths...so far. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

<small>[ 06-13-2002, 02:40 PM: Message edited by: longshanks ]</small>

Iben 06-13-2002 01:36 PM

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E

Frizzo the Clown 06-13-2002 01:39 PM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Iben:
<strong>Okay I don't have enough patience to go back and look...someone please tell me if I'm dead yet...</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Oh..and honestly, I think you should go back and read what you missed...I think some of it is particualarly good!

Hank Scorpio 06-13-2002 01:41 PM

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*Hunk finds the old cabin and peers into the window.*

Cool, a big bed. I could use a nap.

*Hunk goes in and crashes on the plush double bed.*

The only thing that could make this any better would be a big sandwich.

J Diddy 06-13-2002 01:43 PM

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The Sweeny decides that he hasn't explored this place nearly enough so he heads off to the Beach to perve at people

Hank Scorpio 06-13-2002 01:43 PM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Iben:
<strong>Okay I don't have enough patience to go back and look...someone please tell me if I'm dead yet...</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Oh..and honestly, I think you should go back and read what you missed...I think some of it is particualarly good!</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">There's nothing funny about my death. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Frizzo the Clown 06-13-2002 01:45 PM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Hank Scorpio:
<strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Iben:
<strong>Okay I don't have enough patience to go back and look...someone please tell me if I'm dead yet...</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Oh..and honestly, I think you should go back and read what you missed...I think some of it is particualarly good!</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">There's nothing funny about my death. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Hehe..I thought it was very funny, "Hunk".... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

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I did go back and read the deaths.....good work longshanks....
<img src="http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/icons/icon14.gif" alt="" /> This fanfic is extremely entertaining.....

Hank Scorpio 06-13-2002 01:49 PM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Hehe..I thought it was very funny, "Hunk".... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Well yeah, but only because the reason I joined was because I thought I wouldn't be the first to die. I think I'm cursed.

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(oh, and don't forget to keep those location codes coming guys - you don't want me to come looking for either of you later...do you <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> )

Frizzo the Clown 06-13-2002 01:52 PM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Hank Scorpio:
<strong>Well yeah, but only because the reason I joined was because I thought I wouldn't be the first to die. I think I'm cursed.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Well, that makes it hilarious!

Kitty 06-13-2002 01:52 PM

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*the merry-go-round starrts up. the music also starts up, and it's loud. the merry-go-round starts spinning around like usual. i hop onto one of the fake horses and shouts....*
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! this place doesn't scare me now (well..this part of the grounds i mean to say...)

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by longshanks:
<strong>Hmmm, a curse..now there's a thought...

(oh, and don't forget to keep those location codes coming guys - you don't want me to come looking for either of you later...do you <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> )</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">D

Are you happy now?! (actually...for the moment, you can just look at the location at the bottom of my posts! )

Hank Scorpio 06-13-2002 01:56 PM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by longshanks:
<strong>(oh, and don't forget to keep those location codes coming guys - you don't want me to come looking for either of you later...do you <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> )</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">F

Sorry, I didn't have it on there because I wasn't doing movements.

Longshanks 06-13-2002 02:01 PM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Iben:
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I did go back and read the deaths.....good work longshanks....
<img src="http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/icons/icon14.gif" alt="" /> This fanfic is extremely entertaining.....</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">*shucks* :rolleyes:

I probably won't be staying online too much longer (it's almost 9pm here), I missed the pub last night 'cos I was having too much fun here, but I'd really like to catch a pint or 3 tonight. I may drop back in when I return, or I'll catch up with everyone tomorrow.

Glad everyone seems to be enjoying it, I appreciate the feedback. I'll try to keep it up for as long as I can <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Have fun.

Longshanks

J Diddy 06-13-2002 02:01 PM

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Bored of perving the sweeny heads off to the Jacuzzi to relax.

Going to C

Longshanks 06-13-2002 02:11 PM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Are you happy now?! (actually...for the moment, you can just look at the location at the bottom of my posts! )</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial" Clever my man, very clever! (and it's going to make perfect sense out on the rest of the board )

I know you guys weren't moving, but I'm just scanning names and codes starting at the most recent post and then work backwards to get an idea of where everyone is at the time - if you don't post when you're not moving, I'll have to search back just that little bit further.

Not much I know, but faced with 6 pages of new posts to go through first thing in the morning, (as happened this morning!), every little bit is probably going to help. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

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*feels not so good, decides to get off the merry-go-round. I then turn off the ride and go back to the girls' dorm, aka B for a shower.*

Longshanks 06-13-2002 02:13 PM

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OK, signing off now. Pub time. :cool:

Look after eachother while I'm gone eh?

Hank Scorpio 06-13-2002 02:14 PM

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I'm going with Frizzo's idea, changing my location at the bottom of my posts.

Longshanks 06-13-2002 02:19 PM

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If everyone did it we could really worry the people on the rest of the board that don't know about this yet!

Hank Scorpio 06-13-2002 02:20 PM

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Meh, I'll do what I feel. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Frizzo the Clown 06-13-2002 02:23 PM

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I'm going with Frizzo's idea, changing my location at the bottom of my posts.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">D

Everyone's stealing my idea!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Iben 06-13-2002 02:23 PM

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well I'm moving round a lot so it would take a lot of effort to change the location every time, so I'm going with Camp CryStal Lake

Kitty 06-13-2002 02:24 PM

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i don't like this dorm anymore...but hey, i have to sleep here.
*sits on side of bunk bed. goes through my bag and finds my gameboy.*
*thinks:wonder if i can beat this Zelda Seasons game....*
*lays on bed and starts playing game.*

J Diddy 06-13-2002 02:25 PM

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I could get used to this Jacuzzi lifestyle

Iben 06-13-2002 02:30 PM

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That water was way too cold, I'm heading for the jacuzzi...."hey Sweeny"!

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c'mon, stupid sonofa...yes! got past that part, now....awww, darnit, this is even worse.
*mumbles some cuzz words as a desperate attempt to beat another part of the game.*
aw screw it!
*turns off the game & throws it into my bag. i then go to the kitchen and i get some cereal. i sit in the table in the middle of the room and i start eating.*

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J Diddy 06-13-2002 02:40 PM

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That water was way too cold, I'm heading for the jacuzzi...."hey Sweeny"!</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">C

Hey Yo!

Hank Scorpio 06-13-2002 02:52 PM

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Hm, can't sleep. Gotta find something to do. Hey, conveniently placed cd player.

*Hunk pops a cd into the conveniently placed cd player in the cabin. The music soon starts.*

Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

*Hunk slides across the floor in his socks, underwear, shirt, and sunglasses.*

Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

*Hunk turns around with a candlestick in his hand.*

Just take those old records off the shelf. I sit and listen to them by myself. Today's music ain't got the same soul. I like that old time rock 'n' roll.

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Currently @ B

*i decide to go & explore some more. maybe i can bother Frizzo over @ that island.*
*i clean up the bowl and stuff of the cereal. i get outside the dorm. i walk to the boat and get on one. i go off to D*

Kitty 06-13-2002 02:59 PM

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On My Way 2 D

*i c sudden bubble ripple up from the water. i look down @ the water & i c a gator.*
wat? so u wanna try to eat me? is that y ur here?
*takes out a bat from my backpack*
then take ur best shot.
*gator tries to bite me. it misses, and i don't when i try to hit it. it goes away...*
*phew* that was close.
*i enter the island, wondering where Frizzball--i mean Frizzo went..*

Kitty 06-13-2002 03:08 PM

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Frizzo!!!!Where--hey, i recognize those feetprints anywhere.
*sees huge tracks of Frizzo's shoes.*
*follows Frizzo's shoe tracks...*

Peter 06-13-2002 03:14 PM

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Decides to swim to the island. When halfway there sees gator and decides to swim back in a hurry.

Frizzo the Clown 06-13-2002 03:16 PM

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*Frizzo hears a nose coming from the bank where the boat is docked.....he takes some pucks out and shooting them in the general direction of the noise..hoping to scare whoever or whatever it is, off...*

Whos out there?

*Frizzo hears another rustling in the branches...out stumbles Kitty. She's holding her head, so Frizzo must've pegged her with at least one of his pucks*

Oh, Kitty..I'm so sorry. I didn't know you were back there. You didn't happen to see a hockey player around here somewhere did you? I found his tomb, but I don't think he's in there.....

JBond 06-13-2002 03:18 PM

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*wakes up*

What the hell...didn't I fall asleep...somewhere else.

*sees Kitty and Frizzo*

Did it happen to you too!

Kitty 06-13-2002 03:19 PM

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Frizzo, i would say 2 words: grave robbers. i am interested in ghosts & the supernatural, but i doubt that he just came outta his grave and swam to shore....
*rubs head*

Frizzo the Clown 06-13-2002 03:25 PM

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*wakes up*

What the hell...didn't I fall asleep...somewhere else.

*sees Kitty and Frizzo*

Did it happen to you too!</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">D

Frizzo: Ummm..did what happen? And how the hell did you get here? Well...perhaps we should stick together, so we don't end up like Rogue.

JBond: What do you mean, "like Rogue?"

Frizzo: Oh, you don't know? She... *Kitty glances over and shakes her head* ummm...she is out getting a pizza..yeah thats it..a pizza!

Hank Scorpio 06-13-2002 03:29 PM

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*Hunk finds an old lawnmower in the cabin. He starts to swing it around.*

Look at me, I'm the Lawnmower Man. I'm going to take over cyberspace.

*Hunk lets go of the mower and it flies through the window.*

Hm, maybe I should go find some people.

*Hunk heads out of the cabin.*

Kitty 06-13-2002 03:29 PM

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*looks @ JBond, takes out some chips from my bag and says..*
want some?

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JBond 06-13-2002 03:33 PM

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how'd I get here? &lt;shrugs&gt; I went to sleep at the boys dorm, had this WEIRD dream of swimming and dancing naked, and I woke up here!

JBond 06-13-2002 03:38 PM

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&lt;takes boat at island and goes back to shore

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Well I hope they had more boats there...

Kitty 06-13-2002 03:43 PM

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Hey Frizzbal--Frizzo, wanna go & look around the island? I feel like exploring.

Frizzo the Clown 06-13-2002 03:44 PM

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Well, I did find this tomb here...I'll give you five dollars if you go inside...

Kitty 06-13-2002 03:45 PM

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Y me? R u acting like a chicken. I'll give ya a 20 if u go in that tomb.

Frizzo the Clown 06-13-2002 03:47 PM

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Well, I admit that I'm a wuss..so I'm not going. So, you want that $5 or not?

Longshanks 06-13-2002 03:47 PM

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...meanwhile, whilst Hunk is farting about in old man Cropsy's cabin, the convenient CD that was left playing in the cabin continues...

It starts it's 13th track, and it goes something like this:

"It has been a number of years since I began excavating the ruins of Kandar with a group of colleagues - now my wife and I have retreated to a small dorm in the solitude of these mountains. Here I continued my research undisturbed..."

..and continues further along with:

..a volume of Sumarian burial practices and funery incantations....

..a bit further on it goes:

..it is through recitation of these passages that the demons are given licence to...possess the living...

and ends with:

...Kandar Mano....Dan Derossa...Kandar...kandaaar...KANDAAAR!!!!

...but the track afterwards is by Gorillaz and is pretty cool.

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Kitty 06-13-2002 03:49 PM

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*grabs 5 from Frizzo's hand.*
fine then...i'll go.
*gets flashlight from my backpack for just in case.*
*goes in, it's old, a bit creepy, and smelly, i mean REALLY smelly. i hear a sound....i look behind me in the tomb, and i scream...*
FRIZZO, HELP!!!!!!!!!

JBond 06-13-2002 03:53 PM

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You know...I think I used to have a wallet...yes I did, damn.

&lt;Takes boat back to towards D and about half way great white whale attacks the boat followed by great mines longs action sequences with harpoons, fake blood and sweat and a whole lot of screaming. It was just me...him....and my row boat with a plastic harpoon. As he approached to finish me off I remembered my trusty pocket knife that was still in my pocket! As he capsized my boat I leaped on him jabbing him maybe 200 to 300 times before he finally got mad and then it really got tough to cut him more. then I remembered once again about another trusty item, my trusty hand grenade! I pulled the pin and dropped it into his blow hole just as he launched me towards the island. The whale exploded into many pieces as he shouted "Nooooo!"&gt;

&lt;Bond falls from the sky and lands on Frizzo&gt;

JBond: Sorry about that.
Frizzo: What is this, blood?
Jbond: Not mine, whale's
Frizzo: Whale?

&lt;Whale remains fall from the sky on everyone on the island&gt;

JBond: Uh huh.

D

<small>[ 06-13-2002, 05:00 PM: Message edited by: JBond ]</small>

Kitty 06-13-2002 03:53 PM

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<small>[ 06-13-2002, 04:59 PM: Message edited by: Kitty ]</small>

Hank Scorpio 06-13-2002 03:54 PM

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In Old Man Salvini's Mine Hank's Zombie is coming!

*Hank's Zombie's fist is seen pounding the inside of the barrel.*

Unrelentingly, Hank's Zombie is coming!

*More pounding of the inside of the barrel.*

Unstoppably, Hank's Zombie is coming!

*The lid of the barrel is starting to crack.*

Unbelievably, Hank's Zombie is here!

*Cut to an image of Hank's Zombie emerging from the mine.*

Brains, must have brains.

*Slaps himself.*

What the hell was that? Alright, time to cause some havok and carnage.

Longshanks 06-13-2002 04:00 PM

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In Old Man Salvini's Mine Hank's Zombie is coming!...</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Hmmm, this should be interesting, Longshanks sits back and enjoys the show for a while... knew you shouldn't have left that CD playing! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

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*looks inside the tomb some more. i am walking...walking....ow! what the f*--oh my god, i found it. i found the hockey player's body...*
Hey Frizzball, u better check this out!

Frizzo the Clown 06-13-2002 04:04 PM

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Ewwww....I got Whale all over me! Man...there goes another outfit!

JBond 06-13-2002 04:05 PM

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Forget the hockey player! I found Val Kilmer!!

Frizzo the Clown 06-13-2002 04:06 PM

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Val Kilmer? Now thats scary!

Iben 06-13-2002 04:06 PM

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“Man where is everybody?…I know haven’t seen Rogue or Hank all morning”…Iben swims out to the Island and discovers that this is where the party’s at!..."hey is that Val Kilmer?"

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psst longshanks...did you miss us so much that you decided to leave the pub? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

J Diddy 06-13-2002 04:06 PM

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Well that's enough of that, I'm off back to my Room to dry off and eat some food.

beemanbone 06-13-2002 04:07 PM

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looking to score some drugs

Frizzo the Clown 06-13-2002 04:09 PM

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Hey, Iben, how did you get past the alligators in the lake? They almost got me, and I took a boat here......

JBond 06-13-2002 04:10 PM

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You know...there are 5 on this island and one boat...well six if you count Val

Val: Damn right!

Longshanks 06-13-2002 04:11 PM

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Kitty is looking at a shriveled corpse, it's dusty and battered, a bit like a movie prop that's seen too many sequels....

Over it's face it wears an ice hockey mask...someone's painted it to look like a duck.

It's truly hideous.

Frizzo the Clown 06-13-2002 04:13 PM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by longshanks:
<strong>Kitty is looking at a shriveled corpse, it's dusty and battered, a bit like a movie prop that's seen too many sequels....

Over it's face it wears an ice hockey mask...someone's painted it to look like a duck.

It's truly hideous.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">D

My God, he played for Anaheim! Kill it!

*Frizzo starts to violently attack the corpse*

J Diddy 06-13-2002 04:15 PM

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*The Sweeny is back in the male Dorm wondering where everyone has got to*

Finds note on table it reads -
Gone to Island
Signed - Everyone

"Ah well that explains it"

JBond 06-13-2002 04:16 PM

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JBond: Wow, I havent seen him molest a dead body like that since-

Val Kilmer: Where am I?

Kitty 06-13-2002 04:16 PM

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*pulls Frizzo away from the corpse.*
Frizzo...i know that u don't like that team...but u don't have to take ur anger out on the corpse, u can take it out on a wall.....oh forget it. i'm gonna get outta this tomb.
*walks outta tomb*

bbf2 06-13-2002 04:17 PM

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Because I feel like it.

Knerys 06-13-2002 04:17 PM

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So this is where the actions at.

Hank Scorpio 06-13-2002 04:18 PM

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I am the dark angel of death. Tremble before me for I shall pass judgement on you.

*Looks down.*

Hey, someone left some midget porn.

*Hank's Zombie goes into the bathroom.*

Longshanks 06-13-2002 04:20 PM

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...by some quirk of fate, the corpse has fallen into a position that looks for all the world like it's cradling it's nuts....not surprising since Frizzo was kicking the crap out of it with his size 20's.... but odd none the less.

Iben 06-13-2002 04:21 PM

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<strong>D

Hey, Iben, how did you get past the alligators in the lake? They almost got me, and I took a boat here......</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">D "alligators?...I didn't see any alligators...only cute little fishies...and oh...something that looked like a decapitated head..but that was probably just my imagination.

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&lt;opens eyes...groans...sits up...groans more&gt;

Ahhh...sun, too bright! &lt;looks down&gt; Heh...you're up bright and early! &lt;looks toward island&gt; Sounds like a bunch of people out at the island...
&lt;Stands up...turns for cooler...&gt;
Hmmm...it's gone...bastards!Owww...headache...Bad case of the munchies too...Better head over to the dorm, grab a bite and a shower...
&lt;stumbles towards Boys Dorm&gt;

JBond 06-13-2002 04:22 PM

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You didn't happen to see any mad whale relatives, did you Iben?

&lt;In the background Val Kilmer is beating up an alligator on the shore&gt;

Kitty 06-13-2002 04:23 PM

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*looks @ everyone. rummages through backpack and finds my gameboy advance that i put in there. i start playing the mario game.*

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Frizzo the Clown 06-13-2002 04:23 PM

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Hey...party on the Island I guess...I brought the midget porn..what do you guys have?

J Diddy 06-13-2002 04:24 PM

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The Sweeny hears some unusual noises from the Bathroom, he goes to investigate.

When he opens the door he sees a decomposing Hank sat on the toilet pushing somthing back in his trousers while reading a magazine for litle people.

The Sweeny then closes the door and runs away to the Bridge hopefully able to get away

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Knerys 06-13-2002 04:27 PM

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Is that Val kilmer beating on the alligator?

Iben 06-13-2002 04:27 PM

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&lt;Mad whales, Jibbs?…hmmm….let me think….well I think I saw Oprah floating around somewhere….

what did I bring Frizzo?…well I brought me, geez…..I thought that was enough! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> &gt;

Frizzo the Clown 06-13-2002 04:28 PM

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Well, you're no midget, but I think you'll do.

Kitty 06-13-2002 04:28 PM

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*puts gameboy advance away in bag...*
So....how bout those Lakers?

JBond 06-13-2002 04:30 PM

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JBond: Um, there are about 7 poeple on this island and one boat you know.

&lt;Val gets in the boat and paddles away quickly with his alligator boots&gt;

Val: So long! Hahahaha!!

JBond: I never liked him...

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Longshanks 06-13-2002 04:30 PM

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Right - really off now. See you tomorrow folks.

Hank Scorpio 06-13-2002 04:32 PM

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*Had interrupted Hank's Zombie while he was 'meditating'.*

You'll be the first to go.

*Hank's Zombie leaves the cabin but couldn't tell where Sweeny went.*

Damn, oh well. I guess I should just wander around...aimlessly.

Iben 06-13-2002 04:33 PM

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"Hey look at that Batman guy going!"....son of a %&¤#"!!
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by longshanks:
<strong>Right - really off now. See you tomorrow folks.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">You can't stay away...and you really don't want to! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

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*shouts*FINE THEN! I'M GONNA LEAVE THIS ISLAND CAUSE UR ALL IGNORING ME!
*stomps away to boat.*
*on the way i bump into the gator again. i throw my bat @ it, then i get safely on shore. i walk to E to think....*

Longshanks 06-13-2002 04:34 PM

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Iben 06-13-2002 04:37 PM

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<strong>Yes I can and yes I do </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">You're still here <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

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While running away The Sweeny stumbles on to the beach, he spots Kitty,
"Right lets try some of these chat up lines"
"Hey, How you doin?"
"Pinch me, I'm real"

Knerys 06-13-2002 04:38 PM

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don't wish to leave, you wan to stay, staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy...........

Kitty 06-13-2002 04:39 PM

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um...hello to u to.
*stares out @ lake.*

J Diddy 06-13-2002 04:42 PM

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You're loss Kitty.

The Sweeny then continues to run away from Zombie Hank

Kitty 06-13-2002 04:43 PM

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*wonder wat he meant to that---oh f**k it. screw this *****, this always happens to me.*
*walks to B*

Hank Scorpio 06-13-2002 04:51 PM

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*Zombie Hank walks on the beach but he sees that Kitty had just left.*

Dammit, how am I supposed to kill anyone if they keep running away from me?

Link 06-13-2002 04:56 PM

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Link:****! I'm ****ed..That's it!

Link grabs a knife and put's it in his pocket.

During this time Link grabs a soda nearby and drinks it and decides to guard the door in the shed.

FIVE HOURS LATER Link starts to fall asleep and decides to go back.

Link who is still tired stumbles about and leaves with the knife and heads toward his dorm. Supposedly but Link seems to be too tired to realize he's in the Girl's dorm. He collapses on the ground.

B

Kitty 06-13-2002 05:00 PM

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Ok then, if people are starting to die suddenly, i'm gonna arm myself.
*Takes out from my bag numcucks. i put it into my bag.*
I'm outta here.
*I walk to E again because i wanna.*

Tardumb 06-13-2002 05:01 PM

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&lt;busts through door...groans&gt;
Man! It feels like someone's poking my brain with a fork...&lt;picks up note&gt; At Voorhess Island, Everyone...Ahh, I'll go up there after I eat, but first, a shower...&lt;walks to bathroom, gets in shower&gt; *whistling* A-Scrub-uh-dub-dub *whistling* &lt;sees shadow walk in&gt; Who's there? &lt;minutes pass, shadow hasn't moved&gt; *toilet flush* &lt;shadow leaves&gt; Hmm...That was odd...&lt;gets out of shower and heads to kitchen&gt;
What do we have here...chips, nah...cereal, nah...potato salad, who the hell?...Ahh, corndogs!
&lt;walks out of dorm with 3 corndogs in each hand heading out to dock&gt;

I'll be back after dinner, goin out to eat!

Knerys 06-13-2002 05:04 PM

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I coming up so you better get this party started

What? I just heard it on the radio.

Kitty 06-13-2002 05:05 PM

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*sits on sand. takes out numcuks. looks up @ sky...*

Hank Scorpio 06-13-2002 05:07 PM

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*Zombie Hank sees Kitty walk back onto the beach.*

A fresh meat. Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty.

Knerys 06-13-2002 05:07 PM

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Yells:

Hey Kitty, come join us over here!

Link 06-13-2002 05:08 PM

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Link wakes up and notices nobody is in the dorm and see's a Kittys suitcase. He smiles and plants his knife in it.

Link:Hehe now they'll think she's the killer. BUT WHO IS?? I wonder? What's that sound? Is this the girls dorm? What's that knife doing in the suitcase?

Link takes out a picture of the Boy's Dorm.

Link:Damn...Dorm...Dorm..Where is it..Map?

Link snatches Iben's Map which is on the ground and follows it to the boys dorm.

Link:Is this it?

Kitty 06-13-2002 05:08 PM

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*sees Zombie Hank.*
*Swirls around numcuks around and says..*
C'mon then, try to get me.

Hank Scorpio 06-13-2002 05:10 PM

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I'd give you some milk but I know you'll be wanting an IV after I'm done with you. The only thing you can beat me at is a beauty pagent.

*Zombie Hank does the slow zombie walk towards Kitty, one foot dragging behind him.*

Link 06-13-2002 05:12 PM

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Link:What the hell wrong place? Oh hey guys..I guess I'll stay here..

A notebook falls to the ground out of Link's pocket.

PAGE 1: Patient Link
Age 18
Genre Insane
Cause of Genre Skitz
Affects Different Personalities, Lost Memories, and Nightmares.

Iben 06-13-2002 05:14 PM

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"Damn, how are we ever gonna get off this Island when Val Kilmer stole the boat?"

Kitty 06-13-2002 05:15 PM

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*Runs to boat on dock. Kicks Val in the balls and steals boat. Paddles away to island really fast*

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Knerys 06-13-2002 05:16 PM

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yelling at Kilmer: SEE IF I EVER WATCH THE SAINT AGAIN!!

Link 06-13-2002 05:17 PM

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Link:...Whoa? I'm wet....I'm soaked? Did I swim? Is this Dr. Moreau's Island? That guy in the boat was from it..Or was it a movie? Who is coming upshore?

Hank Scorpio 06-13-2002 05:17 PM

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*Zombie Hank begins to tie weights to his legs.*

Sometimes you can't wait for the people to come to you so you've got to go to the people.

*Zombie Hank lumbers into the lake and begins to walk across the bottom.*

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&lt; Iben realizes that she was swimming to the Island when she got there and...duh!....she can just swim back again.....all well.."anyone wanna start a campfire?"&gt;

Colorado Cajun 06-13-2002 05:18 PM

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Man I guess I should go and find everyone else and show Frizzo these pictures I found of Iben in a g string

Heads towards D

Kitty 06-13-2002 05:19 PM

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*runs to Iben & others.*
HELP! Hank......zombie...chasing me!!!!!!

Knerys 06-13-2002 05:22 PM

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&lt;kitty knocks Knerys and Iben over in her fright&gt;

Knerys: OW!What Zombie? I don't see any .....&lt; just when Hank emerges from the lake with hiw weights&gt;

Ohhhh....

Link 06-13-2002 05:23 PM

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Link:Uh..who is that guy underwater?
Link's eyes suddenly twitch.
Link:What the hell just happened? Oh yeah maybe stepping on Leonards grave possesed me.
Picks up notebook
Link:Damn you Leonard is that Hank coming up shore? ..Looks like he's losing flesh..THAT'S A ZOMBIE!
A shiny object is sticking underground.
Link:What's that?
Link pulls out a sharp Hockey Stick..
Link:..Hank come here....

Hank Scorpio 06-13-2002 05:23 PM

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*Zombie Hank arrives on the island.*

There are people all over this island. I'm sure to kill someone.

*Zombie Hank heads towards the center of the island where he hears people having a good time.*

Knerys 06-13-2002 05:26 PM

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&lt;sees hank walking over the ridge&gt;

Knerys: Umm, Frizzo your a trained hitman, why don't you take care of that.

Link 06-13-2002 05:26 PM

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Link:Hehehe..
Suddenly from rust the stick breaks.
Link:Damn..

Kitty 06-13-2002 05:28 PM

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Screw this being scared *****, i'm gonna get u Hank!
*runs to Hank. hits him in the knees and makes him fall down..accidentaly breaking his dead legs...*

Colorado Cajun 06-13-2002 05:29 PM

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Walks over and bumps into Iben, Kitty and Knerys

Hey does anyone else see that zombie that looks a lot like Hank?

Hank Scorpio 06-13-2002 05:29 PM

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*Zombie Hank is very slowly moving towards his prey, almost too slowly.*

What the hell is taking so long?

*Zombie Hank looks down and sees that he's still wearing the weights.*

Damn, hold on!

*Zombie Hank starts to take off the weights.*

Don't go anywhere! I'll come and kill you in a second! We undead never give up!

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Link:Uh..yeah way to go Iben..
Link waddles over to Hank and steps on Hank and smashes his head with his foot.
Link:And that's the end of that chapter..

Kitty 06-13-2002 05:31 PM

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*hits Hank wit numcuks in the balls while he isn't lookin...ow..that must smart like *****....*

Hank Scorpio 06-13-2002 05:33 PM

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Link, you fool! Only the relative of the undead can kill the undead. Bleed!

*Zombie Hank lunges at the group with one of his bones.*

Iben 06-13-2002 05:33 PM

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&lt;Iben sees zombie Hank and starts screaming as she runs towards the woods…..” AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!”…. she stops to see if anyone is following her…but no one is and she finds herself lost in the woods….” Hallo!…anyone there?!…..HALLOOOO!….damnit…where am I?”… she starts to look for light but soon realizes that she is lost. …..” I should’ve never come on this trip!”…..

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Knerys 06-13-2002 05:34 PM

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&lt;Hank knock Knerys in the head&gt;

Oh that's it!

&lt;Knerys come up and clothlines Hank&gt;

Kitty 06-13-2002 05:35 PM

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*Backs away form Hank.*
*****, what do we do now? *turns to the others*
Have any suggestions?

Hank Scorpio 06-13-2002 05:36 PM

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You're all fools! I feel no pain. Knock me to the ground and I'll get back up! Dismember me and I'll reattach the limbs! Castrate me and I'll get really pissed off!

Kitty 06-13-2002 05:36 PM

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<small>[ 06-13-2002, 06:37 PM: Message edited by: Kitty ]</small>

Knerys 06-13-2002 05:36 PM

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Ummmm, tie the weights back on and dump him in the lake? It worked so well in the movies. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Link 06-13-2002 05:38 PM

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Link:Uh..
Link grabs sand and throws it in Hanks eyes..Suddenly he notices an old wooden boat and a figure walks toward it.
Link:HEY!
TomCruise:..Oh thank god someone found me I've been stuck here and..
Link:Hank come here I found someone for you.
TomCruise:WHAT?
Link gets in the boat
Link:Girls hurry up!

Hank Scorpio 06-13-2002 05:39 PM

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How do you think I got over here Knerys? It's not like they're 100 pound weights. That's it, you're the first to go!

*Zombie Hank begins to lumber towards Knerys.*

Man, being a zombie sucks. Anyone got skates or something?

Knerys 06-13-2002 05:39 PM

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Hank Scorpio:
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You're all fools! I feel no pain. Knock me to the ground and I'll get back up! Dismember me and I'll reattach the limbs! Castrate me and I'll get really pissed off!</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">D

&lt;Starts tickling Hank who starts laughing uncontrollably&gt;

Iben 06-13-2002 05:40 PM

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&lt;Iben starts to wander off in the woods screaming for help, but the only thing she hears is the echo of her own voice……”man I hate woods at night!……and where is everybody?….wait!..why am I talking to myself?….&gt;

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Kitty 06-13-2002 05:40 PM

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D

*runs like hell to the boat.*

Link 06-13-2002 05:41 PM

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Link:Hey Kitty we gotta wait for Iben..It's not gonna take Hank that long to eat Cruise.

JBond 06-13-2002 05:42 PM

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&lt;Pulls a Jesus and walks across the water to the shore and goes exploring and finds Rogue's body&gt;

No....NO......NOOOOOOOO! Why?!?!

&lt;walks slowly and sadly to K to play Skeeball&gt;

Knerys 06-13-2002 05:42 PM

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D

,Looks around&gt;

Iben?

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Kitty 06-13-2002 05:43 PM

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ok, i can wait.
*shouts* IIIIIIIBBBBBBBEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN, HURRY UP & COME TO THE SHORE!!!!!!!!!!!

Hank Scorpio 06-13-2002 05:45 PM

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D

*Zombie Hank sees something shiny on the ground and picks it up.*

Nice, a quarter.

*Zombie Hank looks around.*

Hey, where'd everyone go? I wanted to kill someone. Oh well, better keep going.

*Zombie Hank lumbers into the water again heading towards the girl's dorm.*

Knerys 06-13-2002 05:45 PM

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Knerys: Well shouldn't we go look for her.

Iben 06-13-2002 05:45 PM

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&lt;Finally Iben hears voices and she sees the light from a bonfire and runs towards it… “great I see you guys found a boat!” jumps onboard!…."hey is that Tom Cruise?...being....eaten by a zombie?&gt;

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&lt;Finally Iben hears voices and she sees the light from a bonfire and runs towards it… “great I see you guys found a boat!” jumps onboard!…."hey is that Tom Cruise?...being....eaten by a zombie?&gt;</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> D

Naw that's just his stunt double. Start rowing.

Kitty 06-13-2002 05:47 PM

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Yea, let's do that!

Rogue 06-13-2002 05:48 PM

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*wanders around bored as hell* Hmm..what's this? Insane asylum? Hmm..this could be interesting!

*walks through the doors into the asylum*

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Link 06-13-2002 05:48 PM

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D
Link:Let's go!
Link,Iben,Knerys, Kitty paddle to the shore.
Link:You guys go your way..I'm heading to K

K
Link:Hey Jibbs let's play some Skeeball.

Iben 06-13-2002 05:51 PM

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"I think we left Frizzo and CC alone on the Island…oh well they’re probably enjoying themselves." <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

&lt;Iben goes to check out the old funfair!&gt;

K

Kitty 06-13-2002 05:52 PM

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Walks to A

*walks into boys dorm.*
Hello? anyone here?

Link 06-13-2002 05:53 PM

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K
Link:..Enough Skeeball..
A
Link:Tired..
Link falls into a bed and sleeps.

Last post for now.

Rogue 06-13-2002 05:53 PM

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*walks up to a dusty door marked "Exam Room" and gently pushes open the door*

Geez! What the hell?? *sees a table with leather straps hanging off the sides* Entirely too kinky for my tastes.

*turns around and sees a table full of rusty instruments and hears the infamous kill kill kill..now now now.. *

Damnit! I'm having deja vu! :mad:

*walks out of the room and slams the door and explores more of the asylum*

Kitty 06-13-2002 05:56 PM

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Leaves A to B

*lays down on bed and reads book.*

Knerys 06-13-2002 05:56 PM

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I'm going to go back to the dorm for some rest. Zombie is exhasting.

B

Hank Scorpio 06-13-2002 05:57 PM

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*Zombie Hank arrives at the Girl's Dorm but there doesn't seem to be anyone around.*

I'm starting to think that I'm not going to be able to kill anyone today.

Iben 06-13-2002 05:57 PM

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Iben arrives at the old funfair and sees jibbs playing skeezeball with Val Kilmer …
Iben: can I join?….

Jibbs: No!

Iben: Aw…why not?

Val Kilmer: We don’t play with girls!

Iben: well …well you’re stupid

Val Kilmer:..uhm...no!

Jibbs: Go get yourself killed or something!

Iben: Fine, I will! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Iben goes to the old graveyard M

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Kitty 06-13-2002 05:59 PM

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B

*falls asleep while i was reading a novel by Dean R. Knootz.*

this (mayb) is my last post

Colorado Cajun 06-13-2002 06:03 PM

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D
Oh I see how it is leave me here with the Zombie and Ben Stiller who thinks he's Tom Cruise for some reason

*Grabs a stick and starts beating on Hank zombie because he's so pissed at being left behind*

Hank Scorpio 06-13-2002 06:05 PM

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*Hank arrives at the jacuzzi and sees a familiar face.*

Zombie Hank: Hunk, is that you?

Hunk: Hank, you look, um, like *****.

Zombie Hank: We'll see how good you look when you die.

Hunk: You died? What happened?

Zombie Hank: Some masked person packed me into a chemical barrel.

Hunk: That sucks. So, you a zombie now?

Zombie Hank: Yeah, because of the chemicals.

Hunk: Itching to kill me?

Zombie Hank: I know mom would be pissed but yeah, I kinda have that urge.

Hunk: Mind if I try and stop you?

*Zombie Hank realizes that his brother has the ability to permanently do him in.*

Zombie Hank: Can you be a good big brother and not do that?

Hunk: Sorry, but you're dead and you should be properly burried.

Zombie Hank: But I didn't even get to kill anyone.

Hunk: Too bad.

*Hunk takes a scythe he found in the cabin and lops off Zombie Hank's head.*

Zombie Hank: Ow! Man does this suck.

Hunk: Sorry bro, it had to be done.

*Hunk looks up.*

Hunk: I need a good soak.

*Hunk gets back into jacuzzi, naked of course.*

Link 06-13-2002 06:07 PM

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The wooden boat suddenly sails back to the island.

Rogue 06-13-2002 06:18 PM

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*ventures around the old asylum..through the offices and rooms*

Straight jacket? How cliche! *tosses it down on the bed and wanders out of the room*

*comes across a door marked "Keep Out! This means you!"*

Oh please? Like anyone pays attention to these things. *opens the door and peers in...starts screaming and runs out of the asylum..*

I hate spiders!!

Headed to B find someone to talk to.

Link 06-13-2002 06:26 PM

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K
What to do? This is boring..

JBond 06-13-2002 06:32 PM

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&lt;Walks over toward L, turns back&gt;

JBond: Stop following me!!
Val: What?!

&lt;Walks some more&gt;

JBond: ...
Val: ...I'm Jim Morrison
JBond: I told you, you aren't...

&lt;Arives at L&gt;

JBond: Another burial ground? What is wrong with this place?!
Val: &lt;points&gt; Pumpkin..
JBond: .......I'm going over there &lt;points to B&gt;

L

Kitty 06-13-2002 06:53 PM

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B

*wakes. thought i heard something...*
*mumbles* shatup, i'm not gonna eat that tapioca.
*falls back asleep.*

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Hank Scorpio 06-13-2002 06:54 PM

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If I just had some Cristal and some women it would be like a rap video. Right now all it is is pathetic.

batwoMAN 06-13-2002 07:29 PM

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::hands Hank a bottle of chilled Cristal and splashes into the jacuzzi::

batwoMAN 06-13-2002 07:41 PM

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^ last post for the night.. zzzzzzzzzz

Kitty 06-13-2002 07:45 PM

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*mumbles in sleep..*no, no, NO! mine...

Tardumb 06-13-2002 08:34 PM

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&lt;lying on dock stuffed from corndogs&gt;
Ehhhh...This sucks...&lt;whips out map&gt;...Hmmm, where to go, where to go...I'm gonna go grab some firewood...We'll have a bonfire sometime and I need something to do...I've been lyin around all day...&lt;starts walking south towards Indian Burial Grounds...&gt;

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Rogue 06-13-2002 09:52 PM

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G on the way to E

*leaves the asylum and heads toward the beach for stargazing*

tyler_durden 06-13-2002 09:53 PM

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Walking from G to M

Man, that asylum was boring. Not even one attempt on my life. I think I will go check out the grave yard and see if I can get some rest.

Tardumb 06-13-2002 10:15 PM

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Hey, is that Val Kilmer?! It is!!! &lt;picks up pumpkin&gt; Eat PUMPKIN, Iceman! &lt;nails Val in the head with a pumpkin, knocking him off his feet&gt;
JBond: Hey, nice hit man! He was getting annoying...
Tardumb: Ya, I've always wanted to hurt him...Next on my list is Clooney, rotten bastard...
JBond: Riiight...Well I'm gonna head, thataway!
Tardumb: I think I'll chill here, smash some pumpkins...Yep...
JBond: You do that...&lt;JBond walks off into woods&gt;
Tardumb: Hey this one is big...&lt;throws at headstone...splatters&gt; Sweeet...Ooooo, that one is freaky lookin! &lt;runs across yard, trips over root, lands face first into pumpkin, knocked out cold&gt;

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