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Post by Neverending on Feb 11, 2016 13:30:37 GMT -5
1. There's a new Batman vs Superman trailer and it's awesome. 2. Deadpool's deformed penis is briefly shown. Is it Ryan Reynold's, a prosthetic or CGI like in Watchmen? I don't know. It's just there, so don't bring grandma. 3. Yes, there's an end credits scene. I liked it. The action scenes are fun. The humor is on point. It delivered everything it promised. My only criticism is the drama and the... "romance." Yes, the marketing wasn't lying. There's a love story and you can, if you want, invite your girlfriend to watch Deadpool on Valentine's Day. The movie is - kind of - structured like Batman Begins. The origin is told through flashbacks, and that's where most of the "romance" takes place, and then the flashbacks go away in the final act. It's an interesting decision but it ultimately hurts the film because the drama of Wade Wilson becoming Deadpool, which is essentially an X-Men story, and the tragic love story don't gel with the pure comedy. It's like you're watching three movies combined into one. That might not bother 12 year old's, but the rest of us have seen the blend of these genres done a lot better. Regardless... Deadpool isn't bad and if you aren't super hyped you'll probably have a good time watching it.
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Post by SnoBorderZero on Feb 11, 2016 14:09:00 GMT -5
So... what's your score?
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Post by Neverending on Feb 11, 2016 14:13:50 GMT -5
If watching Doomsday take a shit is an F and watching PG Cooper eat his girlfriend's pussy is an A, then my score is sitting in IanTheCool's Canadian history class.
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Post by Doomsday on Feb 11, 2016 14:42:57 GMT -5
Jesus Christ...
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Post by Neverending on Feb 11, 2016 14:49:07 GMT -5
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Post by SnoBorderZero on Feb 11, 2016 15:35:59 GMT -5
If watching Doomsday take a shit is an F and watching PG Cooper eat his girlfriend's pussy is an A, then my score is sitting in IanTheCool's Canadian history class. Can you change the poll to reflect these types of scores?
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Post by Doomsday on Feb 11, 2016 15:43:02 GMT -5
Where would you rank someone going down on me while I'm taking a duke?
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Post by SnoBorderZero on Feb 11, 2016 15:51:24 GMT -5
Where would you rank someone going down on me while I'm taking a duke? B+, an A if you recently ate Arby's and we're gonna get a real show.
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Post by Jibbs on Feb 11, 2016 19:07:29 GMT -5
This thread feels like how I imagine the movie.
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Post by thebtskink on Feb 11, 2016 20:06:52 GMT -5
Where would you rank someone going down on me while I'm taking a duke? Fer chrissakes. We live in a society. Call it by its name, a blumpkin.
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Post by RedStorm901 on Feb 12, 2016 1:40:55 GMT -5
Where would you rank someone going down on me while I'm taking a duke? Fer chrissakes. We live in a society. Call it by its name, a blumpkin. For some reason I was thinking Cleveland Steamer.
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Post by sandman441 on Feb 12, 2016 2:30:22 GMT -5
I saw it tonight, I had pretty shitty seats though so I didnt see everything but it was a pretty amazing movie. Loved the opening and ending credits I think they were the best out of any marvel movie.
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Post by sabin26 on Feb 12, 2016 9:14:37 GMT -5
I really enjoyed the hell out of the movie last night. Right from the beginning of the credits you have laughs a plenty. While Neverending felt the love story was a bit bland, I thought it was fun. It's not overly sappy and they just love having fun together and none of those cheesy romantic speeches. It was probably the only part of the story that was taken seriously. Morena Baccarin is great and holds up well with her own one liners. Ryan really does an excellent job as Deadpool and the rest of the cast do very well. TJ Miller was great and probably improved a few lines in. I could have just watched Ryan and TJ Miller sitting at the bar all movie discussing what he looks like. The movie doesn't let up on the violence that is Deadpool either and it does it in the great comic book form we know from the character, lots of gore. While not a lot of breaking the fourth wall is done, when it is...it's hilarious. There is also some hilarious references to X-Men Origins: Wolverine that I obviously thought was a lot funnier than anybody else in the movie.
My only complaint wasn't even about the movie. It was about the clueless parents who took their young kids to see it last night. I guessed at least three parents would walk out before the movie was over and I got four. Then the fifth decided they'll sit through the whole thing and then complain and demand a refund. This is why we can't have nice things.
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Post by SnoBorderZero on Feb 12, 2016 10:33:44 GMT -5
I hate people like that. The MPAA exists for a reason, it's your fault and yours alone that you don't read why a movie is rated R and then take children to see it. Go on Netflix and read reviews for things like Whiplash and The Wire and you'll get so pissed off at all the 1 star reviews solely based on the "gratuitous foul language".
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Post by Neverending on Feb 12, 2016 10:44:25 GMT -5
it's your fault and yours alone that you don't read why a movie is rated R Do you even have to read WHY it's rated R? It's rated R. That means, don't take your kids.
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Post by SnoBorderZero on Feb 12, 2016 11:13:04 GMT -5
it's your fault and yours alone that you don't read why a movie is rated R Do you even have to read WHY it's rated R? It's rated R. That means, don't take your kids. Yeah, good point. I was also speaking about stupid people in general complaining about language and violence and subject matter. Like I said, scroll through Netflix user reviews and you can tell a lot of that user base is old people and snooty prudes. It's too bad you can't comment on their reviews, or I would go on a rampage.
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Post by Neverending on Feb 12, 2016 11:20:35 GMT -5
I was also speaking about stupid people in general complaining about language and violence and subject matter. I think Watchmen and Kick-Ass desensitized audiences for this movie. I didn't find anything to be "shocking". There was two scenes that caught me off-guard, but not because of their content, but because of their humor. Both scenes were funny. They were just... random, I guess.
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Post by SnoBorderZero on Feb 12, 2016 11:35:36 GMT -5
I mean, it's not like R-rated comic book films are anything new as you pointed out in your other thread. We've all seen plenty of films that make Deadpool tame by comparison (it is after all a studio-made film, it ain't Cannibal Holocaust) but still, you can't take children there or go see it yourself and complain at the end about the content.
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Post by RedVader on Feb 12, 2016 12:27:21 GMT -5
The Amazing part is they Made Colossus look better with a lesser budget then in the x-men movies and he is russian like in the comics. I wonder what other cross over x-men characters we will see next. Would like too see a Psylocke and Deadpool team up just too have Munn character in the sequel.
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Post by FShuttari on Feb 13, 2016 0:52:21 GMT -5
I laughed for 1 hr and 30 mins straight. It was quite excellent, except for the over the top scene at the underground hospital... Trying to get his mutant genes to come out... That could have been cut a good 10 mins...
Overall great time... I laughed
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Post by RedVader on Feb 13, 2016 1:32:38 GMT -5
I bet Wolverine and DeadPool team up in Jackmans last movie. No way Fox does not cash in on that somehow.
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Post by Neverending on Feb 13, 2016 1:45:10 GMT -5
I laughed for 1 hr and 30 mins straight. Yeah, the scene where he gets cancer was hilarious.
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Post by RedVader on Feb 13, 2016 17:16:17 GMT -5
This was one of the best comic movies i have seen. This guy who made this needs too to a wolverine movie where he beserker wolverine mode. This was tones of fun and Deadpool even though was low budget was freaking cool. Im certain if this gets a budget we could get a very good Sequel with x-men done a different way but the right way. Colossus was awesome as Russian and the whole Deadpool Breaking his hands and foot hitting and kicking Colossus was great. This movie was not for kids and thank goodness we got an adult comic book marvel movie. Im certain Deadpool could take the whole Suicide Squad team. DC Marvel has fired the first shot with Fox's help. Lets see how good DC can do.
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Post by FShuttari on Feb 13, 2016 18:12:37 GMT -5
I laughed for 1 hr and 30 mins straight. Yeah, the scene where he gets cancer was hilarious. Ahh... He was joking the entire time... I dont think there was really any point where Wilson actually said anything too serious, even when it was a serious situation... It lasted a few seconds and went back to him being a smart alack.
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Post by RedVader on Feb 13, 2016 20:47:51 GMT -5
When he was scarred By AJax the first time was really the moment where you felt sad for him. My view was his comedy was to hide the pain he likely feels. You cannot tell me he does not feel pain cause Wolverine feels pain and he quick heals
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