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Post by Deexan on Oct 4, 2014 5:18:06 GMT -5
Haha what the hell! I can't believe I paid money to go the cinema to see this film! Is that your tattoo Deexan? Don't be ridiculous! You know all too well about my strict no-waxing stance when it comes to nipples. This should be renamed The Official Nic Cage Appreciation Thread. I second that notion. I was surprised we didn't have one already when I searched his name. And we call ourselves a community of true movie fans... Why did you bump this one post thread for such a random post? I loved "Not the bees!!" part. Hilarious. That picture is my review. Ha! Maybe that would have made The Hobbit good. Tobey's face is actually the funniest. But is Vampire's Kiss really regarded as rubbish? Wasn't Cage's performance intentionally over-the-top? Vampire's Kiss looks like it falls in-between brilliant and rubbish to me; I myself have never seen it. I should also point out that I didn't create The NC Matrix, though I do now have it printed out on my wall. Nic Cage and his movies are so weird to me as a whole, for every good movie his delivers like the rock, face off, kickass he brings stuff like knowing and tons of other bad movies. I must say though the end of the 90's til gone in 60 seconds he was making good films. 8MM was great.
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Post by Deexan on Oct 4, 2014 5:33:41 GMT -5
Nic Cage in.....Frozen Ground. Hot damn, somebody off-camera is about to get Caged! And he is totally wearing that Burberry! Cusack is going to get Caged. These never fail to entertain me. We should never let this thread die. Have any of you seen this movie? After watching the original some friends and I decided to get wasted by playing a drinking game to this abysmal atrocity and needless to say got plastered. The story is such an incoherent mess that resembles nothing of the original that it's difficult to even call it a remake. One of the worst films I've ever seen but also one of the funniest. HOW'D IT GET BURNED!?!?!? Plus the new "wicker man" sequence sucked big time. I didn't think the original was as good as I wanted it to be (though the last 20 minutes rock) but my god did I gain new appreciation for it after viewing this one. I for one have never seen the remake and, out of (dis?)respect for Cage, probably never will. I haven't seen the remake out of respect for the original being an incredible film. Courtesy of Mrs Deexan (girlfriend, not mum): There's just something magical about it. If they'd cast Cage in the role NOBODY would have questioned the validity of White Jesus. The Nostalgia Critic reviewed the movie this week, and this part of the review was so funny, it had me in tears: A bearded Cage that looks Photoshopped but isn't: It's about Cage. Just Cage. Nic Cage backstage at a Guns n Roses gig. Wearing a Nic Cage t-shirt. Every time I think Cage can't out-Cage himself, he does that ^^^ Nic Cage is my inspiration.
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Post by Deexan on Oct 4, 2014 5:44:17 GMT -5
Nic Cage vs. The Rapture. The Rapture doesn't stand a chance. Cage emerged completely unscathed after a horrific plane crash. Unbreakable 2: Uncageable
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Post by Fanible on Oct 4, 2014 10:12:14 GMT -5
I think this is the Nicolas Cage smiley:
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Post by Neverending on Oct 10, 2014 2:24:46 GMT -5
JUNE 21, 2014 12:09 PM HARDCORE (1979) VS. 8MM (1999) Hardcore (1979) Starring George C. Scott Written and Directed by Paul Schrader (Taxi Driver)
8MM (1999) Starring Nicolas Cage Written by Andrew Kevin Walker (Se7en) Directed by Joel Schumacher (Batman & Robin)Random TriviaPlot for Hardcore:A father discovers that his runaway teen daughter is making porn movies. So, he sets out to find her and bring her back home. Plot for 8MM:A private investigator is hired to find out if a teenage runaway was murdered in a snuff film or if its just an elaborate hoax. Hardcore vs 8MMLet's begin by addressing the elephant in the room: Hardcore is Taxi Driver in disguise. All Paul Schrader did was replace a mentally unstable Vietnam veteran with an angry father, replace 1970's New York with the 1970's porn industry and then replace a teenage prostitute with an under-aged porn actress. So does that make Hardcore a lazy movie? Not really. For starters, George C. Scott is amazing. Sure, he can get over-the-top and unintentionally hilarious, but for the most part, he delivers a captivating performance. And secondly, the daughter is depressing. In Taxi Driver, Jodie Foster played a very unrealistic teenage hooker. No matter how good she acted, especially for a young performer, she never looked the part. You could tell this was a rich girl from Hollywood. And secretly, I think Paul Schrader knew this, so for this movie, he went out and found the real deal. The girl he cast, who's only acting credit is this movie, was a teenage stripper and member of a cult. So her face brings all that history to her character. And with those two elements, Hardcore creates its own identity. Taxi Driver is an intellectual movie and Hardcore is an emotional one. But nonetheless, there's no denying that Hardcore has a troubled script and it's where 8MM has an advantage. Andrew Kevin Walker made a smart decision by having his story revolve around a detective and an actual investigation. Unlike Hardcore, where the main character uses money and his fists to find his daughter. That leads to a lot of unintentional comedy and over-the-top acting. 8MM, by contrast, has a very consistent tone and conventional performances from its actors because it's telling a story inspired by reality. And yes, 8MM does get into action movie mode once Nicolas Cage finds the bad guys but it always remains in the realm of believe-ability. Hardcore, on the other hand, is a dark fantasy film. Nothing that happens is realistic or even logical in some cases. So from an intellectual standpoint, 8MM does have the advantage. So... does this mean that 8MM is the better movie? No. Hardcore, despite its flaws and laziness, is very emotionally compelling. 8MM, however, is a straight-forward thriller. It takes no risks other than its subject matter. It's as if Joel Schumacher was afraid to go the extra mile. Hardcore doesn't suffer from that. Paul Schrader takes his story into any direction that will get an emotional reaction from the audience. And sometimes, that's more rewarding.
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Post by Neverending on Oct 10, 2014 2:28:07 GMT -5
JULY 22, 2014 07:14 PMSNAKE EYES (1998) Director Brian De Palma found critical and commercial successful with 1996's Mission: Impossible, which was an alternative to action-packed summer blockbusters. His follow-up in 1998 was also a 2nd option to the usual summertime fare, but this one was criticized by reviewers and failed at the box office. Did De Palma really screw up or were people wrong? Snake Eyes is about a corrupt Atlantic City police officer, played flamboyantly by Nicolas Cage, who attends a boxing match in which the U.S. Defense Secretary is assassinated. How does something like that even happen? Well, it's quite simple. It was an inside job and De Palma reveals that very quickly. His concern isn't the actual assassination and cover-up. His focus is on Nicolas Cage's character discovering that his best friend is the assassin and then dealing with all the emotions that erupt at that moment. Audiences and critics, however, didn't like this approach. They preferred a traditional thriller. I disagree. I think De Palma made an interesting and effective movie. Granted, there is lots of silliness and Nicolas Cage is ridiculous but the good outweighs the bad. B+ says Doomsday
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Post by Neverending on Oct 18, 2014 17:47:18 GMT -5
DYING OF THE LIGHT
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Post by SnoBorderZero on Dec 9, 2014 13:52:49 GMT -5
This is still the best thread ever.
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Post by SnoBorderZero on Dec 18, 2014 17:05:44 GMT -5
That's amazing, just another reason I love LA because there's hilarious events like that going on.
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Post by Deexan on Jan 14, 2015 14:05:22 GMT -5
Cage, the old dog, has done it again:
Another to add to his oeuvre of classics.
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Post by Neverending on Jan 21, 2015 13:16:46 GMT -5
Nicolas Cage will play Osama Bin Laden in Larry Charles' Army of One. And no, it's not April 1st. It's January 21st.
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Post by SnoBorderZero on Jan 21, 2015 14:01:36 GMT -5
Nicolas Cage will play Osama Bin Laden in Larry Charles' Army of One. And no, it's not April 1st. It's January 21st. The role he was born for!
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Oh man.
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Post by Deexan on Jan 22, 2015 4:17:18 GMT -5
Just give him the damn Oscar already.
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Post by SnoBorderZero on Feb 25, 2015 19:08:16 GMT -5
I knew history was forged by him.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 3, 2015 17:08:20 GMT -5
Why isn't Moonstruck considered one of the shitty Nicolas Cage movies?
So let me see if I get this right. Cher is gonna marry Danny Aiello - LOL - but he has to leave to Silly to attend to his dying mother. In the meantime, she falls in love with Nicolas Cage who is a bread maker with a missing hand. Okay, that's quirky but I get it. But here's where the movie loses me. Before Cher has sex with Nick Cage, she's this makeup-less woman with white hair. Then after sex with Nick Cage, she gets a makeover and becomes, well, Cher. And Nick Cage goes from the handless bread maker to a tuxedo wearing guy who takes her to the opera. The fuck?
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