O, Canada

Here's a funny story that I will try to retell whilst inebriated.

I have been to Amsterdam many times.

On the first such visit, I was walking through the red light district with a few friends after exiting a club at around 4am.

We came across two gentlemen of a Canadian persuasion.

They were outside of a street which contained several 'ladies of the night'.

We asked them what they were doing and the Canadians said:

"We were going to enter one of these women."

Then the other, who looked doubtful, said:

"Yeah, but it's so expensive. It's like a Thousand Canadian!"

At this point we couldn't stop laughing.

However, my friend was also considering getting "satisfied" by one of these ladies.

So he suggested to the Canadian guy, whose name was 'Rod' by the way, that they both go into the same room and split the cost.

And Rod, after a lot of coercion from us British guys, went in with my friend.

The hooker sat them both down and wanked them both off at the same time (dual masturbation for the uninitiated (but we are initiated...aren't we Bruce!)) and when my friend came out he couldn't stop laughing.

He said the Canadian guy - Rod - didn't stop staring at his dick the whole time.

Then at around 5am we said goodbye.

I'll never forget that first hands-on experience of Canadian dudes.

Is this going to be one of those things you regret telling us?

Classic Rod! Always settling for the double handy-j to save a few loonies.

Oh man....I have no memory of telling that story.



It's a classic, though.

Apology to follow in the 'What's On Your Mind' thread.

Bank of Canada urges ‘Star Trek’ fans to stop ‘Spocking’ their fivers



Bank of Canada is pleading with Star Trek fans to stop “Spocking” its five dollar bills. Since Leonard Nimoy’s death, Canadian folks have been “Spocking” the hell out of the five dollar bill that features a portrait of Canada’s seventh prime minister Sir Wilfrid Laurier.

Sir Wilfrid now sports, on certain bills at least, pointy ears, the signature Vulcan haircut and eyebrows and Spock’s mantra “Live long and prosper.”

According to Bank of Canada it’s not illegal to do this but:




I say Spock the hell out of ‘em if it ain’t illegal. Sir Wilfrid Laurier’s face wasn’t that interesting, anyway. In fact, let’s just make this a permanent improvement to the Canadian five dollar bill.

dangerousminds.net/comments/bank_of_canada_urges_star_trek_fans_to_stop_spocking_their_fivers

lol  Snape

Tomorrow...um, today I guess. Its 12:15. I just finished drinking a bunch of wine and playing a board game about pirates.

Did anyone celebrate by kicking a Quebecois?

I would have.

Hey don't lump me in with those sleazy Ontarians.

Does your girlfriend know you're on Ashley Madison?