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Post by Neverending on Oct 24, 2014 23:05:56 GMT -5
The Devil's Advocate... the movie about how providing a legal defence for the accused, thus upholding a basic tenent of the justice system and preserving a basic human right, makes you evil. Yeah, not a fan either. I don't think the movie is specifically about the legal system. Besides, if your client is guilty or you know you won't win, there are other things to do besides lying or quitting. The movie is a simple morality tale. What makes it stupid is the premise. The devil wants to use his hot shot lawyer to get all guilty people acquitted and then unleash hell on Earth during the 21st century. It's such an outlandish premise that you can't help but laugh. It was fun in the theater. Yes! It may sound weird to outsiders, but Freddy vs Jason was the most crowd-pleasing movie of 2003.
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Post by PG Cooper on Oct 25, 2014 10:53:50 GMT -5
I also enjoy Freddy vs. Jason as a guilty pleasure of sorts. 25. MiseryFamous writer Paul Sheldon (James Caan) is in a near-fatal car accident, but is saved by obsessed fan Annie Wilkes (Kathy Bates). Paul is naturally grateful, but he quickly realizes he's being held prisoner by Annie. The best and most iconic thing about the film is Kathy Bates performance. Bates' is very memorable as the psychotic Annie Wilkes. It's an over the top character, but Bates makes it work, creating a character who is both creepy and fun to watch. A lot of people point to the scenes where she's yelling, and while those work, she's most effective when she's being calm and nice, because you know how unstable the is. The scene for example, where she breaks Paul's legs is made extra creepy by how pleasant Bates' his in her execution. James Caan gives a very understated performance, but this is for the best. Bates is clearly the star here, and both Caan and director Rob Reiner know that. Outside of the performances, it's also fun to watch Paul do his best to try and outwit and escape Annie. The film's major shortcoming is that it there aren't really any surprises. It's pretty clear from the get-go where things are going to go and while I was never bored, there is a sense of waiting for the inevitable. There's also not much substance here to really chew on. It's a good watch, but maybe not quite as good as I'd hoped. B
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Post by Neverending on Oct 25, 2014 20:12:43 GMT -5
Today seems to be 1990 day at the brand new ComingSoon forums. No affiliation to the real ComingSoon. So it's a good moment to throw this movie into the ring. FLATLINERS (1990)Produced by Michael Douglas and directed by Joel Schumacher, who later re-teamed on 1993's Falling Down, Flatliners is an Academy Award nominated movie about a group of medical students who let each other flatline for several minutes so they can experience death and know answers about the after-life. But instead, they awaken sins from their past and have to learn how to deal with them. Flatliners is a thought-provoking film with stunning cinematography by Jan de Bont. It also features good acting from Kiefer Sutherland, Kevin Bacon, Julia Roberts, William Baldwin and Oliver Platt. However, despite all this, the horror elements of the story don't make much sense. There's no set-up for them, so they seem totally random. And since these are medical students whose future involve saving lives, wouldn't that make up for any wrong-doing in their past? Or is God simply upset that they're messing with the after-life? The movie never really gives us a clear answer and ends on an unsatisfying note. Nonetheless, since there is such a strong foundation of great ideas and it does give you a lot to think about and research, I still highly recommend Flatliners. It might not hold up too well in repeated viewings but the first time you watch it will definitely make an impact. B
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Post by Dracula on Oct 25, 2014 21:07:22 GMT -5
Film Twenty-Four: Willow Creek (2014)
For whatever reason comedy directors have been developing quite the interest in becoming horror directors as of late. Kevin Smith has been trying to make the transition into horror, a lot of the mumblecore guys seem to be trying to make horror films, and now Bobcat Goldthwait has dipped his toe into the genre and from what I’ve seen I hope he never does again. This movie is pointless. It’s a found footage movie in the woods so bereft of content that it makes The Blair Witch Project look like a non-stop thrill ride of activity. I’m sure that what was going through Goldthwait’s mind when he made it was that old adage “it’s what you don’t see that’s most frightening,” and that adage may be true but this is not how you fucking do it. Making people afraid of offscreen horrors takes incredible skill and craftsmanship and Goldthwait clearly has neither of these things. There’s a scene in this movie where the two highly uninteresting protagonists are just sitting in a tent for at least fifteen minutes hearing lame sound effects. After eighty minutes of this amateurish nonsense there’s absolutely no payoff whatsoever. Filmmakers, take another look at Jaws. Yes it spends a lot of time not showing the shark, but guess what, in the last fifteen minutes they do give the audience what they expected: a big fucking shark eating people. Ugh. ½ out of Four
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Post by PG Cooper on Oct 25, 2014 21:17:45 GMT -5
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Post by PhantomKnight on Oct 25, 2014 21:26:10 GMT -5
DAY TWENTY-FIVE: HORNS (2014)
It's been a week now since I watched this movie, and I'm still struggling with what I thought of it overall; it's one of the most mixed movies I've seen in a while. Just before I watched Horns, I started reading the source novel by Joe Hill, and so far I feel safe in saying that the book's better. Horns the movie, though, is a curious beast. On the one hand, it features a very strong performance from Daniel Radcliffe. He manages to convey all the right emotions throughout the film and turns Ig Parrish into a pretty interesting and sympathetic character. In fact, I'd say all the scenes revolving around Ig are where the movie really shines. The script mainly uses flashbacks to build his character, and while they kind of interrupt the flow of the film at first, they eventually become more natural and interesting.
On the other hand, I feel like the movie never handled its tone all that well. This is meant to be a very dark horror-comedy, but the comedy aspects just feel...well, mishandled. Part of the premise is that Ig's horns automatically make anyone around him confess whatever sins they did or want to do, leading to some pretty outrageous proclamations. These confessions are certainly amusing, but director Alexandre Aja doesn't really have enough of a touch for comedy to make those scenes that funny. It seems like the intention is definitely to make you laugh out loud, and while I have in the book from what I've read, in the movie it's just mostly awkward. Obviously, awkwardness is a factor in these situations, but it's not really the good kind here. The central mystery of the film is pretty engaging for the most part, but whenever things stop for comedy, the film starts feeling weird. Also, when it indulges in full-on horror aspects in the Third Act, it's the same result. The climax feels unnecessarily "big" with special and splatter effects.
When Horns is focused more on the characters, it works best. When it tries to be funny or scary, it doesn't quite click. I'd still say the film is worth watching, but it could've been better.
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Post by Neverending on Oct 26, 2014 2:43:26 GMT -5
ARCHIVE How Much Did Hollywood AND Moviegoing Change In 30 Years? Today, June 8, 2014 is the 30th anniversary of Ghostbusters AND Gremlins. You think Hollywood is excessive now with its weekly release of blockbuster movies? Well, 30 years ago today, they released two classic films on the same day. And so... what happened? The answer: there was room for it. There was no Internet back then. Video Games weren't dominating. And while network television and cable were popular, they didn't have the money, technology and serialized programs to compete with the cinema. So, Hollywood was in a comfortable place and audiences too. To better illustrate this, here's the opening weekend box office from 30 years ago: 1. Ghostbusters - $13.5 million 2. Gremlins - $12.5 million 3. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom - $12 million ($88.7 million total) 4. Star Trek III: The Search for Spock - $9.6 million ($34.8 million total) 5. Beat Street - $5.2 million The first thing you'll notice is that all the movies in the Top 5 had, more or less, the same success. The difference between Ghostbusters and Beat Street is literally $8.3 million. Compare to last weekend where Maleficent opened with $69.4 million while Blended, the #5 movie, grossed $8.1 million. That's a difference of $61.3 million. So in 1984, audiences sampled all the movies. Everyone wasn't rushing out to see the same movie while ignoring the rest. The second thing you'll notice is that this list is well-rounded. There's two original movies, two sequels and a film made for urban audiences. Compare that to last weekend where the Top 5 consisted of two remakes, a sequel, a comedy-western inspired by similar films and the latest Adam Sandler bulls--t. So in 1984, Hollywood actually tried to make good movies. And finally, the third thing you'll notice is that these movies weren't exactly "blockbusters" from the get-go. I know we're looking at 1984, but adjusted for inflation, Ghostbuster's opening weekend gross is $32.1 million. That won't make any headlines in 2014. So how did these movies become blockbusters and penetrate pop culture? The answer is that, in 1984, movies had "legs." Ghostbusters and Gremlins were the #1 and #2 movie from June 8th till July 19th. That's 6 weeks. And Ghostbusters remained at #1 for an additional week, was dethroned by Purple Rain the following week, and then it returned to #1 in it's 9th week of release. A movie spending almost the entire summer season at #1 is unheard of these days but it was common back then. In fact, movies sticked around so long back then that Indiana Jones And The Temple of Doom was released on Memorial Day Weekend and on Labor Day Weekend (3 months later) it was STILL in the Top 10. These days, a movie is on Blu-Ray 3 months later. In conclusion, A LOT has changed in 30 years for both us and Hollywood. So, happy 30th anniversary to Ghostbusters, Gremlins AND Beat Street. These movies were definitely part of a better era. Amusingly, the movie that changed all that was Tim Burton's Batman. Warner Bros. created an aggressive and industry-changing marketing campaign that ensured that the film would have a massive opening weekend and then make most of its money over the summer. The movie grossed $250 million domestically which is like $500 million today. Then during the holiday season, they created an equally impressive marketing campaign for the VHS release. It wasn't about renting Batman. It was about OWNING it. They wanted every kid in America to beg their parents, or Santa Claus, for a VHS copy of Batman along with all the toys. And of course, this enraged and alarmed theater owners. When Jaws was released in the summer of 1975, it was so success that in Christmas it was still in theaters. That's what theaters wanted but Batman totally killed that. And now the 25th anniversary of that is around the corner. So it is interesting how 30 years ago the movie theaters were at the height of their success, but 25 years ago, the decline began. It just reminds you that anything can change in a heartbeat. I mean, remember the music industry before Napster? Remember the rental industry before Netflix? Remember the TV industry before TiVo? It'll be interesting to see what other changes we have in the horizon. It depended on the theater. Before digital, studios would actually send new prints every month, but considering the costs, studios probably focused on the more important ones. And speaking of costs, digital has saved money for the studios. In the old days, you'd always hear about marketing AND distribution costs. Now, you barely hear about distribution cause its so cheap thanks to digital. That was in the 1970's and EARLY 80's. By the mid-to-late 80's, it was like $25-30. This is when the home media market truly began to flourish. I think Batman was just in the right place at the right and Warner Bros knew that so they used the opportunity to push theaters out of the window and increase their own revenue.
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Post by Neverending on Oct 26, 2014 3:30:55 GMT -5
HAPPY 30TH ANNIVERSARY TO... THE TERMINATOR (1984)In the future, computers take over and destroy mankind. So many science-fiction tales have predicted this that I'm sure it'll become true someday. In the meantime, all we can do is hope that we'll have a savior. And that's the story that The Terminator decided to tell. It's about a cyborg from 2029 being sent to 1984 to kill the mother of the man who'll rescue the human species before she even gets pregnant. And sent to protect her is a soldier who had a crush on her based on an old photograph he was given. The Terminator is, of course, the breakout movie for mega director, James Cameron, and for good reasons. It's a masterpiece action-thriller from beginning till end. The keyword being "thriller." Unlike the sequels, which relied heavily on action sequences, this is very much a horror story and Cameron focuses more on suspense than thrills. Some may prefer the sequels, but I think the original is still the best because this genre works best for this type of story. A+BODY DOUBLE (1984)Last Halloween, I discussed Brian De Palma's erotic thriller about a struggling actor who peeps on his model-like neighbor and then witnesses her murder. It's a combination of Alfred Hitchcock's Rear Window and Vertigo. The Rear Window part is obvious. The Vertigo part, well, watch the movie. Although, I gotta say, the killer is very easy to figure out and there's some cheesy stuff that didn't entirely work. That's why I didn't give the movie a perfect rating when I reposted my review on Letterboxd. It's still one of De Palma's best movies and I highly recommend it, but it's no masterpiece. ASo yeah, these two classic movies were released 30 years ago today. They're both great to watch on Halloween. They're both great to watch outside of Halloween. And they're both made by great directors who, shall we say, tend to "borrow" from other people but still manage to create something that's uniquely their own. So re-watch them if you can - or - watch them for the first time if you haven't.
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Post by PG Cooper on Oct 26, 2014 8:49:18 GMT -5
I still haven't seen Body Double. The Terminator, on the other hand, is one of my all-time favourite films.
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Post by IanTheCool on Oct 26, 2014 10:01:29 GMT -5
I still haven't seen The Terminator. Body Double, on the other hand, is one of my all-time favourite films.
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Post by Dracula on Oct 26, 2014 10:35:11 GMT -5
Film Twenty-Five: ParaNorman (2012)
Coraline made a pretty big splash in 2009, but I never really heard the word “Laika” when people were discussing it. I certainly heard “Henry Selick” and occasionally I heard “Neil Gaiman,” but I think most people just saw “Laika” as just another logo in front of a movie. They would have to forge their own identity soon though because they weren’t able to renegotiate Henry Selick’s contract and after the release of Coraline he parted ways with the studio. For their next project they turned to a pair of co-directors named Sam Fell and Chris Butler. Butler (who also wrote the screenplay) was a storyboard artist on Coraline and on Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride while Fell was perhaps best known for his work with Aardman Animation where he directed Flushed Away. The movie they (along with Arianne Sutner and Stephen Stone, who have “story by” credits) came up with is another horror-tinged family film called ParaNorman. Initially ParaNorman comes off as a sort of lighthearted take on The Sixth Sense because it’s about a young boy named Norman who has the power to see ghosts roaming around in the world. Unlike The Sixth Sense’s Cole, Norman more or less doesn’t seem all that disturbed by this power even though it occasionally makes him a bit of an outcast with his family and among his peers. He’s a bit older than Coraline was and is perhaps a bit more aware of the situations he’s facing even though he does occasionally screw up here and there as well. I wasn’t a huge fan of the supporting characters though. I’ve come to find that animation generally tends to lean towards stereotypes more often than live action films, possibly because actors have the power to inject thinly drawn characters with more humanity when they’re on set, and ParaNorman is not an exception to this rule. The supporting characters are: a blonde cheerleader who talks like a valley-girl, an overweight nerdy kid, a schoolyard bully, and a dim jock. Here and there each of these characters is given one (and usually only one) moment or trait that differentiates them from the stereotype they represent, but I don’t think that’s really enough. I’ve called both Coraline and ParaNorman “horror tinged,” but they go about it in very different ways. Coraline was more of a dark fantasy story than a traditional horror film and the demon at the heart of all the trouble manifested itself in unconventional but still somewhat disturbing ways. By contrast the “horror” in ParaNorman is more like a kid-friendly version of traditional horror movie devices like ghosts and zombies. Fell and Butler clearly know their horror movies as evidenced by the little references that pepper the movie (a dude wearing a hockey mask here, a Halloween ringtone there, etc.) and one could intuit that the fact that Norman seems to spend his days watching old zombie movies on VHS is an autobiographical touch on their part. As family films go this is slightly more gruesome than I might have expected. The zombies really do look like rotting corpses and there’s even a scene where a zombie is run over by a car and has his head come off. I feel like Laika was nervous that they may have gone “too far” with some of it so the film has a lot of comedy in it as well, some of it rather questionable. I don’t know that a scene about taking a book from a dead man’s hands needed to be a slapstick sequence and I also don’t think the sight of villagers with torches and guns needed to be a joke given the themes at hand either. It is finally revealed that the spooy goings on are the result of an accused witch getting revenge on the town that executed her in the 15th Century. As such, the film sort of falls into the same trap that a lot of movies fall into when they’re inspired by the Salem witch trials which is that it wants to have its cake and eat it too. It wants the trials to be an act of irrational injustice, but it also wants there to be a real witch, and that sort of invalidates the former point because these trials seem a lot less unjust if there actually are witches on trial. The film tries to sidestep by suggesting that this magic this girl was on trial for using wasn’t actually witchcraft so much as it was some sort of inherited psychic power they didn’t understand, but that doesn’t explain what the other witches were on trial for. Anyway, the film is very clearly trying to impart a message about intolerance and revenge, and it makes this incredibly clear in its final act when expresses this moral through on-the-nose speechifying on the part of the protagonist. It’s kind of a lazy and overly direct way to get the point across and it also generally feels unearned because we’re given no indication earlier on that Norman has this level of maturity and it doesn’t really feel like something that develops over the course of the film. On a technical level, ParaNorman is certainly a step forward for Laika. The sets are a lot more elaborate, the characters look pretty smooth (even if the models are probably more exaggerated than they needed to be, and the protruding ears are just weird), and there’s generally just a lot more movie to be found in the production values. But on an artistic level, I think it’s a step backwards. While Coraline felt like an uncompromising and moody piece, ParaNorman just kind of feels like a typical animated family film in a number of ways. Its humor, its moralizing, its stock characters, its basic story structure, it all skews pretty close to the basic 2000s animated film formula that I’ve been noticing as this series goes on. It still executes pretty well and the stop-motion visuals are well done, but it just doesn’t feel special in the way that Coraline did. In ConclusionWith Pixar in decline, Dreamworks still being Dreamworks whenever they aren’t making movies about Dragons, and even Studio Ghibli looking like it’s going to struggle for a while, Laika is looking like one of the few sources of hope amongst those wanting to see artistic family films. That said I’m kind of worried about them. I thought Coraline was clearly the better of their two movies and audiences seemed to feel the same way given that ParaNorman did not end up making as much money as Coraline did. That may partly be because ParaNorman came out at roughly the same time that another horror-tinged stop-motion family film, Tim Burton’s Frankenweeie, came out which sort of led the two movies to sort of cannibalize each other but I think it has just as much to do with Coraline being more of a must-see than ParaNorman. Laika has another movie out right now as of this writing called The Box-Trolls and it seems to be catching on with the public even less, so I hope we’re not just getting diminishing returns from this studio. Still, I think they’ve earned some benefit of the doubt and I do plan to keep an eye on whatever they do next *** out of Four
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Post by IanTheCool on Oct 26, 2014 10:36:49 GMT -5
Well that was unexpected. Drac liking a family movie. But it sounds like its more cause of the animation, so I suppose I understand.
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Post by PhantomKnight on Oct 26, 2014 11:45:19 GMT -5
Eh, ParaNorman was okay.
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Post by PG Cooper on Oct 26, 2014 12:20:43 GMT -5
26. The Ninth GateThe Ninth Gate is a mostly forgotten Horror/Mystery from Roman Polanski and now that I've seen it I can see why it's forgotten. The plot follows Dean Corso (Johnny Depp) who is hired to study a collection of rare Satanic books, and in doing so becomes involved in a larger conspiracy. The film just feels very miscalculated in a number of places. The tone is inconsistent as some scenes feel very dark and sinister, while others feel almost bizarrely comedic. The awkward score only heightens the disconnect. I'm not sure if Polanski wanted to make a serious film or some more light-hearted schlock, and I don't know if he did either. The film also has some really awkward fight choreography and the few moments of special effects are pretty weak. There are few positives about the film. It definitely benefits from Polanski's eye for good visuals. Not that The Ninth Gate is a visual feast but there's some neat things going on. Depp also gives a solid performance, as does Frank Langella, especially in the third act. The central mystery can also be pretty intriguing. Then again, the movie does sort of shit the bed at the end. I didn't hate watching The Ninth Gate, but it's extremely flawed and not terribly memorable. D+
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2014 16:40:43 GMT -5
I still haven't seen The Terminator. Body Double, on the other hand, is one of my all-time favourite films. The Terminator is good, in fact it's better than T-2.
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Post by Neverending on Oct 26, 2014 16:42:09 GMT -5
I'm sure Ian was joking.
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Post by Dracula on Oct 26, 2014 17:02:25 GMT -5
Well that was unexpected. Drac liking a family movie. But it sounds like its more cause of the animation, so I suppose I understand. Is it that surprising? I've given positive reviews to 23 of the 35 movies family movies I've watched for the Finding Pixar and Journey Continues series. Including two other movies in the last month for the 31 Days of Halloween.
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Post by Dracula on Oct 26, 2014 23:28:27 GMT -5
Film Twenty-Six: The Creature Walks Among Us (1956)
This is it, the final canonized entry in the Universal Monsters tradition. I can’t really say that this institution really went off with either a whimper or with a bang because this movie is kind of a mixed bag. On one hand, this is definitely cheaper than the previous entries and it also isn’t remotely scary or suspenseful. However, I do like that it is at least trying to do something different from the other movies in the franchise and that it wants to try to do something that’s just a little bit thoughtful. The movie involves the creature once again being captured but this time the scientists decide to surgically alter him so he’d breath air and be more human. In doing so they bring up some relatively enticing ideas about nature vs. nurture and what makes someone human. Of course being as this is a B-movie these things aren’t explored in a way that’s overly sophisticated… in fact I might go so far as to call it pseudointellectual, but at least they tried and I’m pretty sure they didn’t have to. Anyway, the movie ends on something of a cliffhanger and I suspect they wanted the series to go on after this, but that never ended up happening. **1/2 out of Four
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Post by Dracula on Oct 27, 2014 17:19:34 GMT -5
"Film" Twenty-Seven: Resident Evil 3: Nemesis (1999)
I was a little too young to really get into survival horror games when they were first coming out back in the late 90s, but I’ve been slowly catching up with the classics of the genre. I managed to snag a copy of the original Resident Evil a few years ago back in the waning days of when you could still buy new copies of PSX games for a reasonable price and then two years ago I realized I could download PSOne classics onto my PS3 pretty cheaply so I bought and played through Resident Evil 2 and then switched to the rival series Silent Hill the next year. This year I resolved to play through the last of the PS1 Resident Evil Games: Resident Evil 3: Nemesis. Resident Evil 2 was ostensibly supposed to be about what happened in Raccoon City once the zombie plague spread there, but not much of the game was actually set on the city streets. Most of it was set inside of a Police Station which became something of a de-facto haunted mansion and then it transitioned into the sewers and into a sort of military base. Resident Evil 3 is more or less the game Resident Evil 2 promised to be in that you’re going through the city streets for much of the first half of the game, and locales change pretty quickly in the second half. It’s set simultaneously with Resident Evil 2 but is told almost entirely from the perspective of Jill Valentine rather than the two protagonists in 2. The games defining feature is of course that throughout the game Jill is being pursued by a monstrous Zombie called the Nemesis. This guy is essentially a tyrant (like the final boss of 1 or Mr. X from 2) except instead of showing up at the end he’s a presence throughout the game. He’ll jump out and attack you at various stages and you can either fight him or try to run. Both options are treacherous though because he can absorb a lot of punishment and unlike other enemies in the game he is capable of chasing you across multiple screens. Mechanically, the game is essentially what players had come to expect from the series. There are a couple of new movies like a dodge system that’s kind of hard to uses consistently and a 180 degree spin move, but many would argue that this is just a silk hat on a swine’s head because the game is still using clunky tank controls and fixed camera angles. Also, unlike the other games in the series which involved a lot of backtracking through areas you’d already cleared out, this game generally has a lot more fighting in it. The games makes up for this by providing you with a lot more ammo and health items, but I still generally found it a bit more challenging than its predecessors. For a while Nemesis was sort of considered a black sheep of the series, but I think it holds its own. Jill’s costume here as well as the titular Nemesis are both among the most iconic images from the series, and while it isn’t really a quantum leap forward in the series, it is a pretty decent victory lap for the series’ time on the system that made it famous. ***1/2 out of Four
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Post by PG Cooper on Oct 27, 2014 18:54:50 GMT -5
27. Black SabbathMario Bava is a fairly well-regarded horror director and Black Sabbath is among his most well-known works. That's cool and all, but the main reason I watched this is because the Heavy Metal band Black Sabbath are awesome and I thought it was cool that their name come from this film. Unfortunately the film itself really isn't that special. This is a horror anthology composed of three shorts, which are only bridged together by each film being introduced by a strange man played by Boris Karloff. The first story falls flat on its face due to horrendous special effects. The corpse stalking the protagonist looks incredibly cheap and its laughable whenever its on screen, as are the scenes where it stalks the lead. The next story is an interesting premise of a ghost haunting a woman who is able to commute with her on the phone. However this story becomes boring real fast before ending on a nonsensical and unsatisfying note. The final story fares better than the first two; this one is a vampire story based on a story by A.K. Tolstoy and stars Karloff himself as a vampire. This is easily the best of the three stories as it has the creepiest visuals, a fun performance in Karloff, and the most complete story. That's not to say it's great. Everyone who isn't Karloff is pretty boring, some of the decisions characters make are bafflingly dumb, and the plot goes exactly where you expect it too. But as a short, that one is okay. However the other two stories weigh the film down considerably, and even Karloff's narrator sections don't get a payoff. There are moments of intrigue and all three shorts have some interesting cinematography, but as a whole Black Sabbath is a bit of a failure. D+
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Post by Neverending on Oct 27, 2014 19:27:49 GMT -5
THE THREE FACES OF FEAR (1963)A/K/A BLACK SABBATH (1964)The Three Faces of Fear, or Black Sabbath, is an Italian anthology film about a French call-girl who receives threatening phone calls from her ex-pimp, a Russian family destoyed by a vampire, and a London nurse who steals a ring from a corpse and lives long enough to regret it. All three segments are directed by Mario Bava (Black Sunday) and he does an okay job. You can tell this movie worked a lot better in the 1960's than it does now in the 2010's. All the scenarios were fresh back then, but now, we've seen other people do better - and less censored - versions of these stories. So watch it for the historical value, but don't expect anything Earth shattering. C- 27. Black SabbathMario Bava is a fairly well-regarded horror director and Black Sabbath is among his most well-known works. That's cool and all, but the main reason I watched this is because the Heavy Metal band Black Sabbath are awesome and I thought it was cool that their name come from this film. Unfortunately the film itself really isn't that special. This is a horror anthology composed of three shorts, which are only bridged together by each film being introduced by a strange man played by Boris Karloff. The first story falls flat on its face due to horrendous special effects. The corpse stalking the protagonist looks incredibly cheap and its laughable whenever its on screen, as are the scenes where it stalks the lead. The next story is an interesting premise of a ghost haunting a woman who is able to commute with her on the phone. However this story becomes boring real fast before ending on a nonsensical and unsatisfying note. The final story fares better than the first two; this one is a vampire story based on a story by A.K. Tolstoy and stars Karloff himself as a vampire. This is easily the best of the three stories as it has the creepiest visuals, a fun performance in Karloff, and the most complete story. That's not to say it's great. Everyone who isn't Karloff is pretty boring, some of the decisions characters make are bafflingly dumb, and the plot goes exactly where you expect it too. But as a short, that one is okay. However the other two stories weigh the film down considerably, and even Karloff's narrator sections don't get a payoff. There are moments of intrigue and all three shorts have some interesting cinematography, but as a whole Black Sabbath is a bit of a failure. D+ It's like we watched two different movies but arrived at, more-or-less, the same conclusion.
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Post by PG Cooper on Oct 28, 2014 19:19:49 GMT -5
28. White ZombieContinuing my trend of watching horror movies which would eventually inspire the name of a great Heavy Metal band, we have White Zombie, a movie I've actually been curious about for quite some time. While Night of the Living Dead is the first film to present the zombies we know and love today (with a few differences of course), White Zombie is actually the first film to feature a version of the creatures. In this film, they are dead bodies reanimated by a voodoo master (Bela Lugosi) who then has them work as slaves. The plot revolves around a newly married couple who become tangled in the master's plot. For its time, White Zombie actually has some fairly inventive camera work in both camera movements and framing. This leads to some creepy visuals and atmosphere. Additonally, there's some neat concepts here and I really dug Bela Lugosi. The character he plays just looks awesome and Lugosi himself, fresh off of Dracula, is in top form. Unfortunately, everyone who isn't Lugosi is pretty lousy and the film also suffers from it's low-budget. The short runtime also hinders the film. The movie spends a lot of time moving slowly, before a quick climax and then the film's over. Just as the film starts to take off, its cut short. I also really don't like the ending which is rushed, anti-climatic, lousy, and just...weird. White Zombie is an interesting little artifact, but as a film its pretty insubstantial. C-
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Post by Dracula on Oct 28, 2014 19:44:12 GMT -5
28. White ZombieContinuing my trend of watching horror movies which would eventually inspire the name of a great Heavy Metal band, we have White Zombie, a movie I've actually been curious about for quite some time. While Night of the Living Dead is the first film to present the zombies we know and love today (with a few differences of course), White Zombie is actually the first film to feature a version of the creatures. In this film, they are dead bodies reanimated by a voodoo master (Bela Lugosi) who then has them work as slaves. The plot revolves around a newly married couple who become tangled in the master's plot. For its time, White Zombie actually has some fairly inventive camera work in both camera movements and framing. This leads to some creepy visuals and atmosphere. Additonally, there's some neat concepts here and I really dug Bela Lugosi. The character he plays just looks awesome and Lugosi himself, fresh off of Dracula, is in top form. Unfortunately, everyone who isn't Lugosi is pretty lousy and the film also suffers from it's low-budget. The short runtime also hinders the film. The movie spends a lot of time moving slowly, before a quick climax and then the film's over. Just as the film starts to take off, its cut short. I also really don't like the ending which is rushed, anti-climatic, lousy, and just...weird. White Zombie is an interesting little artifact, but as a film its pretty insubstantial. C- I Walked With a Zombie is the superior early zombie film.
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Post by Dracula on Oct 28, 2014 19:46:38 GMT -5
Film Twenty-Eight: Saw III (2006)
God, I hate this series. I wasn’t a fan of Saw 1 or Saw 2 at all, so why did I bother with Saw 3. Well, the short answer is “I dunno,” but the longer just comes down to the fact that this series was a pretty big part of the horror discourse for a while and it just feels like a series I want to get a grasp on regardless of how much I dislike each individual film. It’s been pretty much the same logic that kept me watching bad Jason movie after bad Jason movie. Anyway, Saw 3 picks up from where Saw 2 left off and SPOILERS GOING FORWARD is (presumably) the last Saw film in which Jigsaw is alive and well. Saw 2 ended with the revelation that Amanda was Jigsaw’s protégé and this installment is largely about her relationship with Jigsaw and about going back and seeing how she interacted with the events of the previous two Saw films. This is also the film’s major weakness because Amanda did not seem like a believable Jigsaw protégé to me. I have faint memories of having seen the first two Saw movies and yet even I seem to have a better understanding of Jigsaw’s philosophy than Amanda does and I really don’t get why he kept putting up with her when she clearly just doesn’t get it. That said, Jigsaw himself doesn’t seem overly consistent in this movie either given that he’s suddenly more interested in exploring the concept of forgiveness than he is the way people value their lives. Which brings me to the film’s main set of traps in which a character played by Angus Macfadyen is forced to decide whether or not he’ll save three people who supposedly played a role in his son’s death. I don’t think this plot thread worked at all, in part because I didn’t find this character to be remotely sympathetic. His willingness to just sit by and watch people (people who frankly aren’t really all that guilty for that matter) get mangled because of his ridiculous indecisiveness felt alien and false to me. Additionally, the whole thing just seemed very disconnected from the parallel story with the doctor. Yeah, it makes a little more sense that we’re focusing on this guy’s tests once the twist ending is revealed, but it’s kind of too late by that point. A similar parallel stories structure was used in Saw 2, and that generally worked better simply because you know right from the start that Donnie Whalberg’s character was related to one of the participants in that film’s gauntlet of traps. Oh, also, the “game” at the center of Saw 2 and Saw 1 was just a lot more clever than the “game” here regardless of the participants. Beyond all that, this movie just feels messy. The two murders at the beginning feel like a disconnected prolog and the cliffhanger ending felt really off. I also continue to dislike the series’ music video like visual aesthetic and its reliance on second rate actors. I will give the movie this one backhand compliment though: When I saw Saw I thought it was terrible, but when I saw Saw 2 the original film started to look better by comparison. Now that I’ve seen Saw 3 I’m starting to think Saw 2 wasn’t so bad. So, maybe if I ever get to Saw 7 I may find myself thinking “gee, why can’t they get back to the relative highs of Saw 3!” * Out of Four
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Post by PG Cooper on Oct 28, 2014 20:36:48 GMT -5
Don't watch the others. The sequels get a lot worse from here so if you hate these films now, I can only imagine what the rest of the series would do to you.
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