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Post by Doomsday on Jul 18, 2021 16:51:36 GMT -5
Big talk coming from a guy with Goosebumps 2 on their resume. Dude's probably angry they stole his Ready Player One moves. I’m pretty sure they straight up took the digital assets built for RPO and reused them. Bastards. |
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Post by Doomsday on Jul 18, 2021 16:52:57 GMT -5
I'm amazed so many of you guys watched this movie. I would expect it from godzilla because he's like the Mick Foley of these boards throwing himself through flaming tables just because they're there but the rest of you surprised me. Big talk coming from a guy with Goosebumps 2 on their resume. If I saw a review thread for that movie believe me, I’d be saying the same thing! |
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Post by 1godzillafan on Jul 18, 2021 16:57:43 GMT -5
Goosebumps 2 is better than Space Jam 2. Doomsday should be proud. |
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Post by Neverending on Jul 18, 2021 19:08:09 GMT -5
Goosebumps 2 is better than Space Jam 2. Doomsday should be proud. I can’t believe Doomsday is making better movies than SnoBorderZero. And to top it off, he doesn’t have the cojones to do a walk of shame. He didn’t do it for Coming 2 America and isn’t doing one for Space Jam. He’s a coward. And his girlfriend worked on the movie too. SnoBorderZero was getting blowjobs while making sure LeBron’s hairline looked legit. Doomsday spent months working on Ready Player One and only got one pathetic handjob from his wife — which she fell asleep halfway through. But he’ll wear his Ready Player One batch of honor with pride. Doomsday the G.O.A.T. |
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Post by Doomsday on Jul 19, 2021 22:13:37 GMT -5
Sleepy handjobs just leave more to the imagination. Gotta find the silver lining.
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Post by SnoBorderZero on Sept 20, 2021 23:11:38 GMT -5
I forgot to chime in that this movie was a complete abomination and one of the most shameless pieces of shit in cinematic history, alongside the likes of Mac & Me for being an advertisement and not an actual movie (though at least that movie is hilarious). Everyone involved should be ashamed of this movie, from LeBron's horrendous acting to the constant product placement of IP that's just embarrassing to watch.
Is there anything good about this movie? No. No there really isn't a single positive thing I can say about it. It's among the worst movies ever made, an excruciating experience made only for Warner Bros. executives who wanted to pat themselves on the back for stuffing as much useless product placement into one film like it was a boardroom side bet. I haven't had this amount of vitriol towards a movie in a long time. Maybe not ever. Has there ever been a more shameless cash grab produced in the history of cinema? One that combines this with cringe-inducing moments like Porky Pig rapping, or the worst Matrix spoof among several terrible Matrix spoofs? I don't think so. Speed 2: Cruise Control spits on this movie's grave.
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Post by Neverending on Sept 21, 2021 20:53:44 GMT -5
I forgot to chime in that this movie was a complete abomination and one of the most shameless pieces of shit in cinematic history, alongside the likes of Mac & Me for being an advertisement and not an actual movie (though at least that movie is hilarious). Everyone involved should be ashamed of this movie, from LeBron's horrendous acting to the constant product placement of IP that's just embarrassing to watch. Is there anything good about this movie? No. No there really isn't a single positive thing I can say about it. It's among the worst movies ever made, an excruciating experience made only for Warner Bros. executives who wanted to pat themselves on the back for stuffing as much useless product placement into one film like it was a boardroom side bet. I haven't had this amount of vitriol towards a movie in a long time. Maybe not ever. Has there ever been a more shameless cash grab produced in the history of cinema? One that combines this with cringe-inducing moments like Porky Pig rapping, or the worst Matrix spoof among several terrible Matrix spoofs? I don't think so. Speed 2: Cruise Control spits on this movie's grave. 1/10 The paycheck must have cleared. |
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Post by SnoBorderZero on Sept 22, 2021 12:47:47 GMT -5
The Notorious P.I.G. scene might be the worst in movie history.
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Post by Neverending on Nov 20, 2021 7:51:26 GMT -5
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Post by Doomsday on Nov 6, 2022 19:15:35 GMT -5
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Post by Dracula on Nov 6, 2022 19:31:50 GMT -5
Uh... thanks?
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Post by Doomsday on Nov 6, 2022 19:36:37 GMT -5
They won't be available for long, better grab it now!
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Post by PhantomKnight on Nov 6, 2022 20:30:05 GMT -5
No thanks, I'm good.
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Post by IanTheCool on Nov 6, 2022 21:08:05 GMT -5
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Post by Doomsday on Nov 6, 2022 21:40:03 GMT -5
You can thank me later!
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Post by 1godzillafan on Nov 7, 2022 6:56:27 GMT -5
The price is almost right. Get it down to paying me $5 with the promise that I'll light it on fire. |
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Post by PG Cooper on Nov 7, 2022 8:38:01 GMT -5
The price is almost right. Get it down to paying me $5 with the promise that I'll light it on fire. Lol, you beat me to this joke. |
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Post by Neverending on Nov 7, 2022 10:13:36 GMT -5
Gotta snatch it up before Warner Discovery throws it in the vault. |
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Post by scottysair on Nov 8, 2022 11:46:00 GMT -5
Me, too. I'm good. We still have free movie at home. |
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