Let's settle this once and for all: DC vs. Marvel Tournament

I haven't seen Teen Titans Go to the Movies, but that tagline is more amusing than anything in Dark World so Teen Titans gets my vote.

Titans is making a comeback. GO TEEN TITANS!

Teen Titans GO! gets a bad rap. I get why, but the show is really zippy and silly fun.

The movie is really good, if you haven't seen it. Like, the time travel scene where they try to prevent the origins of the Justice League only to find out how much they fucked the world is pretty great. Hell, they end it on them shoving the Waynes into Crime Alley and giving each other the thumbs up while we hear gunshots, which is the most hilariously fucked thing I've ever seen in a kid's movie.

Thor: The Dark World

Haven't seen Teen Titans but it gets my vote because The Dark World is the worst MCU movie.

AKA, what you were secretly hoping for.

To paraphrase, spite is good a motivation as any.

Pulp is who I'm pulling to win so that's okay.

There's also a typo there. Meant to say I WASN'T pulling for Pulp.

This vote was prolonged because I became somewhat obsessed with bitching about this fucking movie.  Sorry for the delay.  It will probably happen again, and if you have a problem with that, fuck you.

THE FINAL VOTE:
Thor:  The Dark World
This one's a pretty tight one, as both movies are pretty underappreciated in my book.  I think the responsible vote would be Teen Titans, because objectively I think it's the better movie.  The Dark World entertains me more, personally.  I think it's a fun flick that I can pop in when I'm in whatever mood.  Titans, not so much.

The Score
Teen Titans GO! to the Movies:  4
Thor:  The Dark World:  7



While the Titans do a badass rap to introduce themselves, Thor summons lightning and just blasts them all.

DC:  19
Marvel:  19
Draw:  2

ROUND 41!

IN THIS CORNER


Superheroes:  Jason Mamoa as Arthur Curry/Aquaman, Amber Heard as Mera, Willem Dafoe as Nuidis Valko
Supervillains:  Patrick Wilson as Orm Marius/Ocean Master, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II as David Kane/Black Manta
Civilians:  Dolph Lundgren as King Nereus, Temuera Morrison as Tom Curry, Nicole Kidman as Queen Atlanna
Run Time:  2 Hours 23 Minutes
Director:  James Wan (Saw, Insidious, The Conjuring, Furious Seven)
Writer:  David Leslie Johnson-McGoldrick (Wrath of the Titans, The Conjuring 2), Will Beall (Gangster Squad)
Music:  Rupert Gregson-Williams (Wonder Woman)
Cinematography:  Don Burgess (Spider-Man)
Tomatometer:  65%
IMDB:  7
Story:  Arthur Curry, the bastard illegitimate son of the Queen of the undersea kingdom of Atlantis, is brought back to Atlantis by fellow Atlantean Mera, who wishes for Arthur to challenge his brother Orm Marius for the throne, because if Orm becomes king he will declare war on the surface.  Arthur's only hope in beating Orm is to find the ancient Trident of Atlan, the weapon of Atlantis's first king.  He and Mera quest for the sacred trident as Orm sends his warriors after him, as well as the vicious and vengeful pirate Black Manta.

Pros:  Damn...Even I want to fuck Aquaman now.
Cons:  Watching DC suddenly be like "Look!  We make fun movies too!  See?" feels like...


AND IN THIS CORNER


Superheroes:  Colin Firth as Harry Hart/Galahad, Taron Egerton as Gary "Eggsy" Unwin/Galahad, Mark Strong as Merlin, Sophie Cookson as Roxie Morton/Lancelot, Michael Caine as Chester King/Arthur
Supervillains:  Samuel L. Jackson as Richmond Valentine, Sofia Boutella as Gazelle
Civilians:  Samantha Womwack as Samantha Unwin, Mark Hamill as Professor James Arnold
Run Time:  2 Hours 9 Minutes
Director:  Matthew Vaughn (Kick-Ass, X-Men:  First Class)
Writer:  James Goldman & Matthew Vaughn (Kick-Ass, X-Men:  First Class)
Music:  Henry Jackman (Kick-Ass, X-Men:  First Class), Matthew Margeson (Kick-Ass 2)
Cinematographer:  George Richmond (Rocketman, Tomb Raider)
Tomatometer:  74%
IMDB:  7.7
Story:  Using a "favor" received by Harry Hart many years prior to get out of jail, Eggsy Union discovers that his father was a Kingman, a secret agent that serves the British government.  Harry, also a secret agent, believes Eggsy could have what it takes to be recruited into the Kingsman as well.  As Eggsy goes through the brutal training process, billionaire Richmond Valentine sets in motion a dastardly plan that could put most of the world's population at risk.

Pros:  Doing it in the asshole.
Cons:  Negging.

FIGHT!