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Post by thebtskink on May 27, 2020 18:19:56 GMT -5
Return of the Jedi Man with the Golden Gun.
Any movie with a midget gets an automatic vite from me. Any movie with a superfluous nipple gets an automatic vote from me. Man with the Golden Gun has it all, baby.
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Post by thebtskink on May 27, 2020 18:21:38 GMT -5
Fun story, I've been alternating between Georghe muresan, Richard Kiel, and other tall white freaks as my Zoom background during quarantine.
Might be time for a new one.
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Post by IanTheCool on May 27, 2020 18:25:51 GMT -5
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Post by PhantomKnight on May 27, 2020 18:26:29 GMT -5
Return of the Jedi
Jurassic World, cause I have no problem picking that over most Bond movies.
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Post by Neverending on May 27, 2020 18:28:15 GMT -5
Moonraker
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Post by Dracula on May 27, 2020 18:29:27 GMT -5
Fun story, I've been alternating between Georghe muresan, Richard Kiel, and other tall white freaks as my Zoom background during quarantine. Might be time for a new one. Do Michael Berryman
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Post by 1godzillafan on May 27, 2020 18:37:27 GMT -5
Return of the Jedi Man with the Golden Gun. Any movie with a midget gets an automatic vite from me. Any movie with a superfluous nipple gets an automatic vote from me. Man with the Golden Gun has it all, baby. It also has a climax where the leading lady accidentally activates a superweapon with her ass. This scene alone is better than ANYTHING in Jurassic World. And Moonraker just sucks less than all Star Wars movies. Bond duo vote for me.
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Post by thebtskink on May 27, 2020 18:40:07 GMT -5
Fun story, I've been alternating between Georghe muresan, Richard Kiel, and other tall white freaks as my Zoom background during quarantine. Might be time for a new one. Do Michael Berryman Using a guy whose claim to fame was The Hills Have Eyes will probably get me fired, as would using Eric Stoltz from Mask. But! I'm gonna use the guy from Ghost now that you brought this up.
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Post by Dracula on May 27, 2020 18:47:29 GMT -5
Using a guy whose claim to fame was The Hills Have Eyes will probably get me fired, as would using Eric Stoltz from Mask. But! I'm gonna use the guy from Ghost now that you brought this up. Would Angus Scrimm get you in trouble?
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Post by thebtskink on May 27, 2020 18:56:00 GMT -5
Using a guy whose claim to fame was The Hills Have Eyes will probably get me fired, as would using Eric Stoltz from Mask. But! I'm gonna use the guy from Ghost now that you brought this up. Would Angus Scrimm get you in trouble? Probably not. No rape in Phantasm.
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Post by 1godzillafan on May 27, 2020 18:59:45 GMT -5
Would Angus Scrimm get you in trouble? Probably not. No rape in Phantasm. The Tall Man had nice tits though.
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Post by Deexan on May 27, 2020 19:05:30 GMT -5
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Post by Doomsday on May 27, 2020 19:10:51 GMT -5
Yeah, I'm having a dilemma with the second battle. The Man With The Golden Gun is by no means a good movie but Jurassic World represents everything we all hate about corporate cinema.
Eff it. Return of the Jedi/Jurassic World
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Post by SnoBorderZero on May 27, 2020 22:47:14 GMT -5
Return of the Jedi
The Man With the Golden Gun
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Post by frankyt on May 28, 2020 7:18:52 GMT -5
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Post by donny on May 28, 2020 11:36:57 GMT -5
The Jedi with the Golden Gun get the job done. Next battle up shortly.
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Post by donny on May 28, 2020 11:43:55 GMT -5
Battle of the Franchise FilmsRegion 2, Battle 23ThunderballReleased: 1965 From: The James Bond Franchise Directed By: Terence YoungVersusTerminator GenisysReleased: 2015 From: The Terminator Franchise Directed By: Alan Taylor
My Vote: Thunderball
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Post by Doomsday on May 28, 2020 11:49:22 GMT -5
Thunderball
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Post by Dracula on May 28, 2020 11:57:41 GMT -5
Haven't seen Genisys
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Post by PhantomKnight on May 28, 2020 11:59:42 GMT -5
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Post by frankyt on May 28, 2020 12:11:15 GMT -5
Genisys
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Post by thebtskink on May 28, 2020 12:21:17 GMT -5
Thunderball.
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Post by PG Cooper on May 28, 2020 12:24:52 GMT -5
Haven't seen Genisys.
Thunderball
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Post by 1godzillafan on May 28, 2020 13:39:10 GMT -5
I'd like to point out that I used my powers for good for once and helped Golden Gun destroy Jurassic World. You can't say I don't take this shit seriously anymore, because Goodnight's clumsy buttcheeks deserved a spot in the next round.
Also, Thunderball loses cool points because Austin Powers never went for the obvious parody title of Thunderballs. What a letdown.
Genisys is hilarious. It wins.
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Post by Doomsday on May 28, 2020 13:52:38 GMT -5
I'd like to point out that I used my powers for good for once and helped Golden Gun destroy Jurassic World. You can't say I don't take this shit seriously anymore, because Goodnight's clumsy buttcheeks deserved a spot in the next round. Also, Thunderball loses cool points because Austin Powers never went for the obvious parody title of Thunderballs. What a letdown. Genisys is hilarious. It wins. Goldmember is and always was such a dumb title. Nobody calls it a 'member' in day to day conversation. I agree, Thunderballs would have been much better.
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