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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 19:08:41 GMT -5
Before I go, one of my Youtube soft spots is for people who marathon a crappy movie series in one day. Friday the 13th always seems to be a popular one.
Like these guys:
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 16:54:56 GMT -5
Today's movie is a real treat! It's...::checks notes::...oh goddammit...
Friday the 13th Part 2
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 16:55:57 GMT -5
Joe Bob also watched this on MonsterVision. Pitchfork Fu, Chainsaw Fu, FOUR STARS!
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 16:57:24 GMT -5
Steve Miner. Director of everyone's favorite Betty White raising baby crocodiles movie, Lake Placid.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 16:58:35 GMT -5
Jason ready to pop his death cherry.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 16:59:37 GMT -5
This movie is already making the first movie proud. Pad this bitch out with a flashback!
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 17:00:49 GMT -5
Meanwhile, Alice is laying in bed, moaning like she's either having a nightmare or the greatest wet dream of her life.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 17:01:46 GMT -5
The catfight tussle so thrilling that it demanded to be shown twice.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 17:03:48 GMT -5
And to think, Jason went from swamp demon child to adult hermit murder mandl in the span of mere months.
They grow so fast. Momma would be proud if she were still with us.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 17:05:21 GMT -5
"I just have to put my life back together and this is the only way I know how!"
By sitting around and PTSDing!
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 17:06:44 GMT -5
Lol, the shower curtain open. Like reverse Psycho but as a shitty jump scare.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 17:09:23 GMT -5
They want us to get used to the cliches now, so they toss a cat through the window.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 17:10:37 GMT -5
JASON BODYCOUNT: 1
Alice, he walked from summer camp to where ever the hell she lived and walked back because of course he did.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 17:11:16 GMT -5
Very considerate of Jason to take the tea off the burner. Alice was a little to dead to do it herself.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 17:12:14 GMT -5
It was the 80's. OF COURSE the opening credits had an explosion. I mean, why wouldn't there be one?
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 17:14:21 GMT -5
Oh good. The actor who won the Kevin Bacon lookalike contest got a role in the film.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 17:14:36 GMT -5
HI RALPH!
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 17:14:53 GMT -5
DOOMED!
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 17:15:53 GMT -5
"This is MY TRUCK!"
Good. Then YOU can pay the impound fee.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 17:16:26 GMT -5
You gotta admit, that's a GREAT practical joke.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 17:18:19 GMT -5
I stopped paying attention for a second, and snapped back to it when they said something about "Wiping his ass with a rabbit."
I feel like I missed a very important plot point.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 17:19:48 GMT -5
Joe from Family Guy as a teenager.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 17:20:40 GMT -5
See, when a man likes a woman, he slingshots her right in the buttcheek, and the love mating ritual begins.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 17:21:54 GMT -5
This camp is way more stacked in counselors than Crystal Lake was.
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Post by Neverending on Mar 22, 2020 17:22:43 GMT -5
"Is sex all you think about?" It's a Friday the 13th marathon. Get ready to hear this line a lot. It's like the "I have a bad feeling about this" of the series. SnoBorderZero hears both those things everyday.
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