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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 17:54:57 GMT -5
GAH! NO! IT'S HORRIFYING! KEVIN BACON IS IN A SPEEDO!
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 17:56:18 GMT -5
The ol' inhale saltwater so you can make out with a chick routine.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 17:57:11 GMT -5
"Innocent" teens BODYCOUNT: 1
A snake, killed because it existed.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 17:58:13 GMT -5
Movie's real bodycount: 1
Snake was killed for real so they could make a stupid "Well, at least we know what's for dinner." joke.
Thanks for that.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 17:59:16 GMT -5
I like the cop. He's like a redneck pretending to be a badass 30's gangster.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 18:01:21 GMT -5
Crazy Ralph gets around. He likes to hide in pantries and jump out at people.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 18:03:57 GMT -5
Gratuitous shot of a beaver. This has to be a metaphor for something.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 18:06:02 GMT -5
"What about Ned?" "I don't love Ned."
But you promised her that threesome!
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 18:07:06 GMT -5
So...is this movie going somewhere? So far it's been teens wandering around and chitter chatter about nothing.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 18:07:31 GMT -5
BUTTCRACK!
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 18:10:22 GMT -5
Strip Monopoly.
A game that makes no sense in any shape, way, or form.
And she gets to be the shoe. Which means no matter what she always has a shoe and wins by default.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 18:11:07 GMT -5
This movie needs more tits and less Kevin Bacon ass.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 18:12:01 GMT -5
BODYCOUNT: 4
Ned, who never got that threesome, but got to watch while dead.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 18:13:10 GMT -5
Why do they still have the Monopoly cash out but they're paying with clothes?
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 18:13:54 GMT -5
BODYCOUNT: 5
Kevin Bacon, the killer had enough of his nudity.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 18:18:20 GMT -5
BODYCOUNT: 6
Girl who boinked Kevin Bacon and went to the bathroom, killed because she didn't flush
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 18:19:25 GMT -5
This guy with a moustache needs his ass kicked.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 18:22:41 GMT -5
Lots
And
Lots
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Padding
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 18:23:59 GMT -5
If a cop was going to give a ride to moustache guy, couldn't it have been motorcycle cop from the beginning?
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 18:25:06 GMT -5
"Heeeeeeeelp meeeeeeeeee!"
There's a fly with a human head out in the rain.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 18:27:54 GMT -5
AHA! THE KILLER TURNED ON THE SPOTLIGHTS SO THE VICTIM CAN SEE THEM COMING!
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 18:29:33 GMT -5
"She must be with Jack and Marcy."
The orgy gets bigger.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 18:29:51 GMT -5
Aw. The killer put the ax to bed.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 18:31:48 GMT -5
OH NO! THE YARN REPRESENTING A PHONE LINE HAS BEEN CUT!
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 18:33:14 GMT -5
"It's bad enough that it's Friday the 13th..."
An hour in and they finally confirm it's Friday the 13th.
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