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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 17:24:29 GMT -5
You know what, I'm going to stay on track for now. I'll mix Puppet Master with Chucky if I make it that far. Maybe follow that up with Saw and Texas Chainsaw. Paranormal Activity and Rec. Hammer Dracula and Frankenstein. I could go forever if I wanted to. Let's see how long it takes before I get bored.
Anywho
Friday the 13th
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 17:25:24 GMT -5
No Joe Bob tonight, but we watched the other movies on Monstervision back in the 90's.
This movie got FOUR STARS, baby.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 17:27:22 GMT -5
Bear with me, I misplaced my PlayStation controller.
I'M A PROFESSIONAL
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 17:28:56 GMT -5
Paramount Pictures.
Between Friday the 13th and Paranormal Activity, we know how to whore out a horror franchise until you want to puke.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 17:32:09 GMT -5
One of these cabins has the Necronomicon. I just know it.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 17:33:37 GMT -5
No wonder all these counselors sneak off to fuck all the time. If it was between that and this group singing bullshit, I know what I'd pick.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 17:34:45 GMT -5
Ki ki ki ma ma ma
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 17:35:03 GMT -5
Sex is more effective without pants.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 17:36:49 GMT -5
It sounds like Psycho is trying to start, but this damn slasher movie keeps getting in the way.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 17:39:44 GMT -5
You think these people are spooked by Crystal Lake, but in reality her fly is down and they're trying to figure out how to tell her.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 17:40:22 GMT -5
CRAZY RALPH
DOOOOOOOOOOOOMED
DEATH CUUUUUUUUURSE
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 17:41:39 GMT -5
"Quit! Quit now!"
Come work for me! I have benefits, and I'll only sexually harass you a little.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 17:43:21 GMT -5
Kids love the All Banjo station on the radio.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 17:44:28 GMT -5
"Is sex all you think about?"
It's a Friday the 13th marathon. Get ready to hear this line a lot. It's like the "I have a bad feeling about this" of the series.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 17:45:13 GMT -5
No, dude. The women are supposed to have their tops off in movies like this. Put a damn shirt on!
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 17:46:29 GMT -5
Alice loves it when shirtless hairy men paw her belongings and leer at her while she's on a ladder.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 17:47:43 GMT -5
Btw, MYSTERY ASSAILANT BODYCOUNT: 2
Nameless opening credit counselors, because they twer't doin' nothin', honest.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 17:48:31 GMT -5
The shirt is on! The horror is finally over!
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 17:49:37 GMT -5
"They call this place Camp Blood!"
Not very creative. It doesn't even rhyme with "Crystal Lake."
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 17:50:04 GMT -5
Almost impaling women with arrows is a great seduction technique.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 17:50:48 GMT -5
This woman's turn-offs include calling children "kids."
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 17:51:34 GMT -5
Crystal Lake killer has a ride at least.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 17:53:35 GMT -5
BODYCOUNT: 3
Hitchhiking girl, killed because the killer likes to call children "kids."
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 21, 2020 17:54:13 GMT -5
I'll give the movie credit for one thing, that was a pretty good main character fake-out.
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