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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 20:18:40 GMT -5
"Lindsey is gone for the night."
"Hey that's wonderful!"
Pedo tries to mask his disappointment.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 20:19:59 GMT -5
They wasted no time boning in the Wallace's bed.
What's with the guys in this movie not lasting more than ten seconds?
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 20:20:46 GMT -5
Where were Annie and Paul going to fuck? Lindsey's room? Or were they planning an orgy?
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 20:22:42 GMT -5
MICHAEL MYERS BODYCOUNT: 6
This guy who's name I can't remember, pinned to a wall and stabbed for looking stupid in those glasses
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 20:23:32 GMT -5
Myers is trying out for that A Ghost Story movie. Despite being a method actor, he didn't get the part.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 20:25:09 GMT -5
"First I get your famous chewing, now I get your famous squealing?"
Lol. I imagine Annie randomly calling up Laurie while moaning is a reulgular occurrence. Tease the virgin.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 20:27:00 GMT -5
MICHAEL MYERS BODYCOUNT: 7
Lynda, strangled by phone cord because Myers didn't see anything he liked.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 20:34:18 GMT -5
What may be the last Joe Bob segment until the end, Joe Bob talks about that disturbing line about "ripping Lindsey's clothes off," Michael Myers actors, the movie's score, and how the film scared Kyle Richards at the premiere.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 20:35:44 GMT -5
Loomis has been standing in this one spot for six hours and he just now noticed that car across the street.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 20:37:21 GMT -5
Nailbiting jaywalking suspense.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 20:39:54 GMT -5
"Meatheads."
Laurie's an All in the Family fan.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 20:43:01 GMT -5
I'm sorry, but forget all the time Myers took to set up the bodies in these ways and just think of how much effort it took to lug that tombstone down the street, into the house, up the stairs, just to place it at the head of the bed because...symbolism, I guess.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 20:44:45 GMT -5
"Ugh, Margaret, that Strode girl is screaming about someone trying to kill her again."
"Don't open the door. This is the fifth time this week."
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 20:45:35 GMT -5
Myers crawled through the window Annie style with his ass in the air.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 20:45:55 GMT -5
KNITTING NEEDLES! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 20:46:27 GMT -5
Laurie needs to watch Zombieland. ALWAYS Double Tap.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 20:47:59 GMT -5
SEE?!
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 20:50:13 GMT -5
"This clothes hanger...lined with knitting needle...how...?"
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 20:51:36 GMT -5
The effects of clothes hanger poisoning ran off.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 20:52:57 GMT -5
MICHAEL MYERS IS ONE OF THE SWEATHOGS FROM WELCOME BACK, KOTTER! SHOOT HIM, LOOMIS!
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 20:54:07 GMT -5
Loomis pities the Strodes' lawn care.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 20:54:36 GMT -5
Great movie. Best slasher ever.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 21:17:07 GMT -5
Joe Bob spends the final segment debunking more feminism and he and Darcy talk fan made items they receive, including an actual "Pussy Stretcher" from The Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (probably my favorite Last Drive-In episode).
Darcy campaigns for Joe Bob to show Halloween III because she says it's the best Halloween movie. She's wrong, but I forgive her.
Also, Joe Bob scolded the movie for its pedo joke earlier. He then proceeds to end the episode with a pedo joke.
Anyway: Tomorrow Friday the 13th. No Joe Bob this time.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 20, 2020 16:44:32 GMT -5
Because I had last minute plan change (aka instead of sitting on my ass at home, someone said "Hey wanna do something productive?" and I said "Sure"), I probably won't have time to watch Friday the 13th like planned tonight.
Maybe tomorrow.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 20, 2020 20:54:25 GMT -5
While I am cancelling tonight's blogging of Friday the 13th, I am of two minds right now. I was going to alternate between Halloween, Friday, and Nightmare movies for a bit, but...
You ever get that feeling in your gut and you don't know what will scratch it until you suddenly realize "Boy, I could sure go for some Puppet Master right now?" Because I'm feeling it right now.
We'll see what I'm feeling tomorrow.
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