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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 18:42:06 GMT -5
JENNY BODYCOUNT: 0
Jason still has a sequel in him.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 18:42:39 GMT -5
Jason has wavy, Kathy Ireland hair.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 18:45:03 GMT -5
JASON BODYCOUNT: 10?
"Paul? Paul? Where's Paul?"
Nope. I'm going to put my foot down and say that there needs to be visual confirmation for a bodycount inclusion,none of this implied shit, so Jason's final bodycount is 9, same as his mom.
FRIDAY THE 13TH BODYCOUNT: 20
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Post by SnoBorderZero on Mar 22, 2020 18:47:55 GMT -5
Is the 2nd one where the girl wearing the Mickey Mouse shirt and a 1980s thicc booty goes skinny dipping?
That was about the only highlight of the movie.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 18:48:31 GMT -5
And as we zoom in on a severed head, Friday 2 comes to a close.
Final verdict: Also Garbage. Less padded than the previous, but holy fuck does it feel exactly the same.
My next victim is Halloween II.
And also this:
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 18:48:57 GMT -5
Is the 2nd one where the girl wearing the Mickey Mouse shirt and a 1980s thicc booty goes skinny dipping? That was about the only highlight of the movie. Yes indeed!
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Post by SnoBorderZero on Mar 22, 2020 18:50:24 GMT -5
Is the 2nd one where the girl wearing the Mickey Mouse shirt and a 1980s thicc booty goes skinny dipping? That was about the only highlight of the movie. Yes indeed! Young me was like "damn, that girl got ass as big as Spaceship Earth. Mickey Mouse approved!"
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 18:52:16 GMT -5
Young me was like "damn, that girl got ass as big as Spaceship Earth. Mickey Mouse approved!" This was my reaction: Well so far I don't see the appeal of this series. Why did people keep watching this crap? ::woman in skimpiest clothing strips down to full frontal and goes for a night swim:: I WILL WATCH FORTY MORE OF THESE. KEEP PUMPING THEM OUT.
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Post by SnoBorderZero on Mar 22, 2020 18:53:22 GMT -5
Ah shit, I posted during your live posting and totally missed the other pages of the thread!
She was hot. I wonder where she is now. And if she still dat thicc...
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 19:30:13 GMT -5
According to her IMDB she hasn't acted since the 80's (though she was in Gas Pump Girls with the woman who played Judith Myers in Halloween). And she wasn't interviewed for Crystal Lake Memories, so...::shrug::
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Post by SnoBorderZero on Mar 22, 2020 23:28:41 GMT -5
According to her IMDB she hasn't acted since the 80's (though she was in Gas Pump Girls with the woman who played Judith Myers in Halloween). And she wasn't interviewed for Crystal Lake Memories, so...::shrug:: So basically we cannot confirm nor deny if she still thicc.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 23, 2020 4:01:58 GMT -5
According to her IMDB she hasn't acted since the 80's (though she was in Gas Pump Girls with the woman who played Judith Myers in Halloween). And she wasn't interviewed for Crystal Lake Memories, so...::shrug:: So basically we cannot confirm nor deny if she still thicc. She is until proven not.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 26, 2020 18:05:21 GMT -5
Halloween II, bitches
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 26, 2020 18:06:37 GMT -5
This movie was on Monstervision. Another of the many flicks Joe Bob gives FOUR STARS because he knows his shit.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 26, 2020 18:08:51 GMT -5
Mr. Sandman...
Did I pop in the wrong movie? What's Halloween about this song?
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 26, 2020 18:10:33 GMT -5
If you've ever wondered what the first Halloween would be with shit music, here you go.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 26, 2020 18:11:35 GMT -5
Michael, did you really have to take a deuce on the lawn like that?
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 26, 2020 18:11:56 GMT -5
"If it bleeds, we can kill it."
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 26, 2020 18:12:41 GMT -5
"You don't know what death is!"
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 26, 2020 18:13:31 GMT -5
The one of the few good things the new Halloween did was bring back the pumpkin opening credits. Such a mood setter.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 26, 2020 18:15:46 GMT -5
Ki ki ki ma ma ma...wait, wrong killer.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 26, 2020 18:17:37 GMT -5
What a killer marathon...The Thing, Forbidden Planet, Night of the Living Dead...I wish I were in the murder spree so I could watch.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 26, 2020 18:18:35 GMT -5
"Hey! I was going to stab my husband with that knife!"
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 26, 2020 18:19:47 GMT -5
"He probably got angry and he decided to start beating."
How nonchalantly she says that phrase is probably the most disturbing thing in this movie.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 26, 2020 18:21:31 GMT -5
MICHAEL BODYCOUNT: 8
Ellen, a concerned citizen who is totally chill with spousal abuse. Myers sprays her with ketchup and runs.
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