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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 17:58:34 GMT -5
JASON BODYCOUNT: 5
Hung guy. You could just look at him and feel he needs to go.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 18:00:44 GMT -5
This band would be grooved if they were the Del-Airs from Horror of Party Beach.
"Elay-aye-aye-aye-aine, ah-what's my baby's name?"
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 18:01:29 GMT -5
Lol, the most daring description of Jason in this entire series. "A frightened retard."
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 18:04:49 GMT -5
Nothing gets women hotter like the ol' harmonica.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 18:06:59 GMT -5
Nothing makes a woman feel sexier more than a pair of brown underwear...
...Wait...
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 18:07:49 GMT -5
Was she really so skanky "down there" that she needed a shot of perfume to cover up the smell?
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 18:10:19 GMT -5
JASON BODYCOUNT: 6
Jock in wheelchair, because Jason is an equal opportunity murderer
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 18:12:31 GMT -5
JASON BODYCOUNT: 8
Screwing teens in bed. Two for the price of one, baby!
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 18:15:50 GMT -5
I'll credit Hor-RIFF-ic Productions for the following observation, when she walks upstairs looking for the guy in the wheelchair:
"Upstairs? That's the one place you know he CAN'T be!"
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 18:16:52 GMT -5
No, no, no, Jason. That sack looks nothing like a hockey mask.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 18:18:26 GMT -5
Yes, honey. Just freeze in the corner and stare at the knife as the killer walks slowly toward you. Excellent survival skills!
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 18:19:32 GMT -5
Good shot: Body being dragged down the stairs.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 18:20:28 GMT -5
::Paul finds the bloody sheets::
"Goddammit! I told them to clean up their menstruation!"
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 18:21:50 GMT -5
"Paul, what's going on here?"
"NOTHING!"
I can't explain it, but I love this line delivery.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 18:22:49 GMT -5
Jason learned to tussle from mama.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 18:25:23 GMT -5
Lol, Jason sneaks up her in the car by popping from the ground up in the window.
That means he crabwalked to the car to avoid being in the shot. Picture it.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 18:26:52 GMT -5
OOOH! Right in the ol' li'l machete.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 18:30:08 GMT -5
The murderer was bad enough, but the rat is the straw that broke the camel's back.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 18:31:09 GMT -5
THERE'S THE CHAINSAW FU!
Now we need a Jason vs. Leatherface or Ash matchup to take it to the next level.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 18:33:18 GMT -5
JASON BODYCOUNT: 9
Night skinny dipper was fed as an offering to mom's severed head
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 18:34:39 GMT -5
Okay...if you want to conquer a bad movie villain you need to think like a bad movie screenwriter. Put on the rank was sweater and hope Jason is stupid enough to not know the difference between you and mom.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 18:34:54 GMT -5
Which he is, for the record.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 18:35:40 GMT -5
"Jenn-EEEEEEEEEE!"
I love the way this guy yells things!
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 18:37:15 GMT -5
JENNY BODYCOUNT: 1
Jason is dead. He will never return. Ever.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 22, 2020 18:41:15 GMT -5
JASON BODYCOUNT: 8?
MUFFIN'S ALIVE! Her owner can't say the same thing.
Actually I'm knocking the JASON BODYCOUNT back to 9. Jason still killed some dog. It just wasn't this one.
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