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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 17:37:21 GMT -5
So just about everyone I know has locked themselves up from the coronavirus, and my Regal Unlimited pass is worthless right now. What is the stupidest thing I can think of to pass the time? Let's take a page out of Neverending's playbook and live blog some movies. These are bleak times and I'm tired of hearing about people die to diseases. Let's watch people die by getting stabbed to death instead. I think I'm overdue to revisit the slasher legends, so let's take a trip to Mount Slashmore. Halloween (The Last Drive-In edition) |
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 17:40:44 GMT -5
Joe Bob's not putting up with that Jack O'Lantern shit. It's Day of the Dead.
And yet, he's watching Halloween and not Day of the Dead.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 17:42:12 GMT -5
#FreeDarcy
Yes, Twitter Jail is a real thing, and yes Darcy gets thrown in there. She retweets so much during the marathons that Twitter thinks no human could possibly be running this account.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 17:43:01 GMT -5
I'll just say Darcy's pumpkin costume is adorable.
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Post by Dracula on Mar 19, 2020 17:43:12 GMT -5
What exactly is "Joe Bob's Last Drive in Show?"
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 17:48:29 GMT -5
What exactly is "Joe Bob's Last Drive in Show?" Joe Bob Briggs is a "grindhouse" film reviewer turned "horror host. He used to host Drive-In Theater on The Movie Channel and MonsterVision on TNT. The Last Drive-In is a revival of Joe Bob's horror host format on Shudder. The movies are uncut, but Joe Bob pops in every once in a while to offer facts, trivia, and humor. And occasionally tangent into unrelated rants. |
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 17:49:06 GMT -5
Joe Bob realizes he has no time limits on a streaming service, that means he's allowed to rant as long as he wants.
This one involves Niagra Falls.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 17:49:49 GMT -5
"A forgotten gem from 1978, it kind of got overlooked."
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 17:51:37 GMT -5
"I'm always surprised people want us to show movies they've seen twelve times."
We just want the movies with Joe Bob.
I've seen Alligator twelve times, but I'd love for a Joe Bob version of it.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 17:54:22 GMT -5
Original title: The Babysitter Murders
The franchise we missed out on.
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Post by Dracula on Mar 19, 2020 17:54:43 GMT -5
What exactly is "Joe Bob's Last Drive in Show?" Joe Bob Briggs is a "grindhouse" film reviewer turned "horror host. He used to host Drive-In Theater on The Movie Channel and MonsterVision on TNT. The Last Drive-In is a revival of Joe Bob's horror host format on Shudder. The movies are uncut, but Joe Bob pops in every once in a while to offer facts, trivia, and humor. And occasionally tangent into unrelated rants. So you're paying to watch commercial break bumpers? |
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 17:58:02 GMT -5
Joe Bob Briggs is a "grindhouse" film reviewer turned "horror host. He used to host Drive-In Theater on The Movie Channel and MonsterVision on TNT. The Last Drive-In is a revival of Joe Bob's horror host format on Shudder. The movies are uncut, but Joe Bob pops in every once in a while to offer facts, trivia, and humor. And occasionally tangent into unrelated rants. So you're paying to watch commercial break bumpers? Of course I am. |
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 17:58:56 GMT -5
DRIVE IN TOTALS!
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 18:00:20 GMT -5
Cleaver Fu
Heavy Breathing Fu
Knitting Needle Fu
Wire Hanger Fu
Point Of View Camera Fu
FOUR STARS
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 18:01:02 GMT -5
Twenty full minutes of Joe Bob and he's still ranting.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 18:05:18 GMT -5
Just a second, my Shudder fucked up
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 18:06:43 GMT -5
There we go. Badass opening credits
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 18:08:05 GMT -5
Kids rhyming. The scariest thing in this movie.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 18:08:56 GMT -5
This house needs to be hosed off
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 18:09:20 GMT -5
SHOCK MUSIC...the light turned off.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 18:10:16 GMT -5
We already know a midget clown is here.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 18:11:38 GMT -5
This guy took Judy upstairs, gave her a few pumps and was like "I'm done" and left.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 18:13:25 GMT -5
MICHAEL MYERS BODYCOUNT: 1
Judy Myers, stabbed to death after having very disappointing sex
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Post by 1godzillafan on Mar 19, 2020 18:14:47 GMT -5
The look on the kid's face clearly says "Wow, I just saw my sister naked and don't know what to feel."
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