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Post by Doomsday on Aug 10, 2018 19:28:52 GMT -5
No no no, my pre-DK hatred was for Return of the King. It wasn't me just shitting on the movie for no reason, it was me sparing against people who unendingly reminded us that it was the greatest film in the history of the medium. I'd do it again too if I had to!
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Post by Neverending on Aug 10, 2018 19:30:51 GMT -5
Encino Man is the D.A. and his SUV got jacked by Ludacris. If it makes the papers he’ll either lose the Black vote or the law enforcement vote. Like if people in L.A. know who the fuck their D.A. or even vote in midterm elections. LOL.
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Post by Neverending on Aug 10, 2018 19:32:02 GMT -5
No no no, my pre-DK hatred was for Return of the King. It wasn't me just shitting on the movie for no reason, it was me sparing against people who unendingly reminded us that it was the greatest film in the history of the medium. I'd do it again too if I had to! ROTK has 0% chance of winning Best Picture. |
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Post by Doomsday on Aug 10, 2018 19:32:40 GMT -5
That's cold, NE. That's damn cold.
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Post by Neverending on Aug 10, 2018 19:35:05 GMT -5
Matt Dillion as the racist cop pulling over Terence Howard and groping his woman Thandie WhatsHerFace from Mission Impossible 2.
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Post by Neverending on Aug 10, 2018 19:38:57 GMT -5
Well, that marriage is going to hell.
“How can you just stand there while he molested me?”
Bitch, you want him to get shot?
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Post by Neverending on Aug 10, 2018 19:40:09 GMT -5
This movie has Terence Howard AND Don Cheadle... and Michael Pena.
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Post by Neverending on Aug 10, 2018 19:41:32 GMT -5
When this movie was made Tom Cruise was supposed to be Iron Man. Remember that shit, Wyldstaar? |
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Post by Neverending on Aug 10, 2018 19:46:41 GMT -5
Luda, while driving the D.A.’s car he stole, runs over an Asian man. This movie would be amazing if it were a comedy.
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Post by Doomsday on Aug 10, 2018 19:52:04 GMT -5
I hardly remember Crash but I do remember the first couple scenes at the beginning, the 'Osama' scene in the gun store and the Asian woman in the car crash. It's so, so cringeworthy.
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Post by Neverending on Aug 10, 2018 20:41:13 GMT -5
The classic scene where the little girl is shot.
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Post by Neverending on Aug 10, 2018 21:09:32 GMT -5
We’re here bitching about a new Oscars category but they have yet to apologize for Crash. This movie... is... just awful. The characters don’t act like real people or talk like real people or do anything like real people. And these random ass people keep bumping into each other like if Los Angeles were made up of two blocks. PG Cooper, I need a video essay on this. |
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Post by Wyldstaar on Aug 10, 2018 21:15:00 GMT -5
When this movie was made Tom Cruise was supposed to be Iron Man. Remember that shit, Wyldstaar ? and Fantastic Four were released the year Crash was came out. I was trying not to think about Marvel Movies back then. |
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Post by Neverending on Aug 16, 2018 0:52:13 GMT -5
Remember.......... Reign of Fire?
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Post by Neverending on Aug 16, 2018 0:54:02 GMT -5
Touchstone?
Holy shit! This is a Disney movie.
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Post by Neverending on Aug 16, 2018 0:54:33 GMT -5
Rob Bowman... of X-Files fame
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Post by Neverending on Aug 16, 2018 1:06:37 GMT -5
So... British construction workers awaken the dragons. Now it’s 2020, the world is in shambles, and hopefully Christian Bale can stop Skynet, I mean, the dragons.
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Post by Neverending on Aug 16, 2018 1:07:15 GMT -5
Oh, look, Gerard Butler, star of Geostorm.
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Post by Neverending on Aug 16, 2018 1:09:18 GMT -5
Bale & Butler recreating Star Wars for the kiddies. Disney would own Star Wars 10 years later. Cray-Cray.
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Post by Neverending on Aug 16, 2018 1:50:09 GMT -5
McConaughey & GoldenEye girl, somehow, out-acting Christian Bale.
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Post by Neverending on Aug 16, 2018 2:32:28 GMT -5
It’s stunning how awful this movie is. How do you make a dragon movie with Christian Bale & Matthew McConaughey and fuck it up?
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Post by Neverending on Aug 31, 2019 0:30:38 GMT -5
The oldest surviving review thread at CS!
JULY 2003
TERMINATOR 3: RISE OF THE MACHINES (2003)
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Post by Neverending on Aug 31, 2019 0:46:38 GMT -5
So whats-his-face the first to play young and old John Connor?
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Post by Neverending on Aug 31, 2019 0:49:35 GMT -5
The whole opening is establishing John Connor as a bum.
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Post by Neverending on Aug 31, 2019 0:53:04 GMT -5
Lady Terminator shows up. They hid her butt shot in shadow. I cry foul.
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