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Post by Neverending on Aug 19, 2017 18:56:40 GMT -5
Alright. Let's do this. SUPERBAD 10th anniversary PG Cooper comes to terms with his mortality
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Post by Neverending on Aug 19, 2017 19:11:14 GMT -5
Emma Stone is the most accomplished actor in this movie. Who would have thought?
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Post by Neverending on Aug 19, 2017 19:19:33 GMT -5
I wonder who got paid to draw all those dicks. Can you imagine putting that on your resume - on your LinkedIn account. Professional Dick Illustrator.
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Post by Neverending on Aug 19, 2017 20:28:34 GMT -5
In 2007 everyone wanted to fuck Michael Cera.
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Post by Neverending on Aug 19, 2017 20:35:12 GMT -5
McLovin: It's in
Best scene in the movie.
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Post by Neverending on Aug 19, 2017 20:59:05 GMT -5
We must all grow up, PG Cooper. You can keep the spirit of your boyhood inside you, but the range won't be wide. Superbad isn't my teen movie. I was already in my 20's when this shit came out. I loved McLovin and the cops and thought everything else had its moments. I related more to Knocked Up. That's where I was in my life at the time. As an old man in his 30's, Superbad doesn't hold up particularly well. There ARE hilarious moments. I laughed way more than I should have. But those are just moments. As a whole, it doesn't do much for me. The story is dumb. The characters are dumb. But so were you in 2007. Own it. Donald Trump might blow up the world. Adulthood is a scary place. If sitting back and reliving 2007 through Superbad keeps that boyhood flame alive then so be it. Just remember. Juno is the better movie.
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Post by thebtskink on Aug 20, 2017 12:59:08 GMT -5
I wouldn't wish 4.5 hours straight of Michael Cera on my worst enemy. Why would you put yourself through that torture?
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Post by Neverending on Aug 20, 2017 14:05:45 GMT -5
I wouldn't wish 4.5 hours straight of Michael Cera on my worst enemy. Why would you put yourself through that torture? You never binge watched Arrested Development?
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Post by thebtskink on Aug 20, 2017 14:12:58 GMT -5
I wouldn't wish 4.5 hours straight of Michael Cera on my worst enemy. Why would you put yourself through that torture? You never binge watched Arrested Development? Tolerable at best, best when David Cross and Michael Cera are offscreen.
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Post by Neverending on Sept 1, 2017 18:33:38 GMT -5
Before Doomsday shits on The Departed, I gotta offer my two cents.
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Post by Neverending on Sept 1, 2017 18:54:27 GMT -5
So far so good. The premise and characters were introduced very well. Interesting choice of music.
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Post by Neverending on Sept 1, 2017 19:00:59 GMT -5
Microprocessors?
From bootlegging in the 20's to computer chips in the 2000's.
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Post by Neverending on Sept 1, 2017 19:05:56 GMT -5
Remember that movie Neighbors where John Belushi and Dan Akyroyd switched roles? That's what The Departed feels like. Leo and Jason Bourne switched roles.
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Post by Neverending on Sept 1, 2017 19:26:34 GMT -5
Matt Damon can't get it up, so Big Leo gonna come by to do the job.
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Post by Neverending on Sept 1, 2017 19:32:59 GMT -5
This lady the worst shrink.
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Post by Neverending on Sept 1, 2017 20:24:04 GMT -5
You could hear a pin drop in the theatre when Martin Sheen got thrown off the building.
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Post by Neverending on Sept 1, 2017 20:54:38 GMT -5
Remember how much everyone hated this ending?
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Post by Neverending on Sept 1, 2017 20:59:53 GMT -5
Marky Mark
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Post by Neverending on Sept 1, 2017 21:06:44 GMT -5
Alright Doomsday and DraculaMovies dumb. Jack Nicholson's character is inconsistent. If he really played all angles he wouldn't be so careless. Vera Farmiga's character wasn't really necessary. Microprocessors? Really? That... awful ending. That said, movies fun. Great premise. Actors having fun. Marty enjoying himself. It's entertaining.
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Post by Dracula on Sept 1, 2017 21:22:25 GMT -5
Jack Nicholson's character is inconsistent. If he really played all angles he wouldn't be so careless. And yet Whitey Bulger did play all angles and was about as careless.
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Post by Neverending on Aug 10, 2018 19:10:40 GMT -5
Remember Crash? Remember it won Best Picture? Remember Doomsday’s pre-Dark Knight era hatred for this movie?
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Post by Neverending on Aug 10, 2018 19:14:14 GMT -5
There’s like 50 opening logos and they’re all terrible.
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Post by Neverending on Aug 10, 2018 19:22:41 GMT -5
We’re only 5 minutes into the movie and we already have Jennifer Esposito make fun of an Asian lady, that home repair guy from Lethal Weapon 2 call a Muslim guy Osama and Ludacris bitching about white people.
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Post by Neverending on Aug 10, 2018 19:24:08 GMT -5
Luda jacked Sandra Bullock’s and Encino Man’s SUV. This movie racist.
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Post by Neverending on Aug 10, 2018 19:27:10 GMT -5
Sandra Bullock now bitching cause a Latino gang banger is changing the locks in her house.
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