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Post by Neverending on Aug 9, 2017 0:35:58 GMT -5
This movie has Don Rickles AND Tom Savini.
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Post by Neverending on Aug 9, 2017 0:38:21 GMT -5
How about late supper?
Robert Loggia, she's a vampire. It's a trap!
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Post by Neverending on Aug 9, 2017 0:46:04 GMT -5
Cops watching Hammer
Don't worry. Tarantino will top this with Sam Jackson watching babes in bikinis shoot machine guns.
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Post by Neverending on Aug 9, 2017 0:56:44 GMT -5
The mobster killing vampire escaped the po-lice. You go girl.
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Post by Neverending on Aug 9, 2017 0:59:45 GMT -5
Robert Loggia is now a vampire. You didn't let the lady vampire finish the job, you fucks!
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Post by Neverending on Aug 9, 2017 1:04:36 GMT -5
Someone tried to whack me.
Yeah, a vampire, you dumb fuck. These Pittsburgh mobsters ain't so bright.
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Post by Neverending on Aug 9, 2017 1:16:26 GMT -5
Now Don Rickles is a vampire
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Post by Neverending on Aug 9, 2017 1:25:55 GMT -5
Sam Raimi. lol.
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Post by Neverending on Aug 9, 2017 1:32:54 GMT -5
Dang. They killed vampire Don Rickles.
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Post by Neverending on Aug 9, 2017 1:53:15 GMT -5
Robert Loggia's whole gang is now vampires.
So much schlock.
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Post by Neverending on Aug 9, 2017 2:08:25 GMT -5
This lady vampire single handily kills a mafia family of vampires but struggles to kill old man Robert Loggia. Get the fuck outta here.
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Post by Neverending on Aug 9, 2017 2:14:59 GMT -5
Lady Vampire was played by La Femme Nikita. OG La Femme Nikita. Only a French woman would have agreed to all the gratuitous nudity and sex scene with Robert Loggia.
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Post by Deexan on Aug 9, 2017 3:12:13 GMT -5
You're making this movie sound way better than it has any right to be.
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Post by Neverending on Aug 10, 2017 13:26:19 GMT -5
Annabelle: Creation opens tonight
But I'll be watching Dolls from 1987
Directed by Stuart Gordon of Re-Animator fame
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Post by Neverending on Aug 10, 2017 13:31:38 GMT -5
Just based on the opening credits
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Post by Neverending on Aug 10, 2017 13:38:56 GMT -5
Car broke down. There's a storm. Let's seek shelter in this creepy house.
Stay in the fucking car.
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Post by Neverending on Aug 10, 2017 13:42:11 GMT -5
The weird old people that own the house have a room filled with dolls. Nothing strange about that.
Leave. Leave now.
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Post by Neverending on Aug 10, 2017 13:47:28 GMT -5
Well, triple A isn't coming under this weather. I'll just sleep here tonight.
Nooooo!!!!!
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Post by Neverending on Aug 10, 2017 13:52:40 GMT -5
These stupid British teen girls with their Madonna outfits and New Wave music. It's 1987 not 1984. Get with the times, you cunts You just know they'll be the first to get killed.
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Post by Neverending on Aug 10, 2017 13:59:43 GMT -5
Called it
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Post by Neverending on Aug 10, 2017 14:02:36 GMT -5
The little girl in this movie looks like Screech in drag.  My name is Barbara... Barbara Bush. |
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Post by Neverending on Aug 10, 2017 14:19:24 GMT -5
They just killed the bitchy step-mother. It was stop motion galore.
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Post by Neverending on Aug 10, 2017 14:52:41 GMT -5
This is just a kids movie. Back when kids weren't pussified. It's the type of movie that aired on Saturday afternoon on local television. It's light on violence. There's a child as the central character. There's a vague morality tale. It's whatever. If Chucky is too intense, this is the alternative.
A family gets stranded during a storm. They seek shelter in a creepy old couples home. The family, except for the child, are a bunch of assholes. The assholes get killed by dolls. The child lives happily ever after.
The End
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Post by Neverending on Aug 11, 2017 23:33:03 GMT -5
The wait is over.
The Amityville II: The Incest
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Post by Neverending on Aug 11, 2017 23:40:05 GMT -5
Paulie from the Rocky series put his meat factory money to good use. Bought himself a haunted house.
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