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Post by Deexan on Aug 4, 2017 10:20:08 GMT -5
Supposedly, it's based on a real person, one of Deexan 's relatives I presume. Dude would go around killing random women he thought were witches. Still the family business to this day. |
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And those who tasted the bite of his sword named him...The DOOM Slayer
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Post by PG Cooper on Aug 4, 2017 10:29:05 GMT -5
Witchfinder General is also the name of a metal band. Yeah, they named themselves after the movie, like Black Sabbath and Black Sabbath. And White Zombie with White Zombie. |
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Post by PG Cooper on Aug 4, 2017 10:30:53 GMT -5
Dracula PG CooperIs Cul-de-Sac a comedy, a horror or a horror comedy? I know it's part of a trilogy of English movies he made with Gerald Bach, the other two being Repulsion and Vampire Killers. I guess I'll find out right now. I will be doing Rosemary's Baby and The Exorcist this Halloween. Stay tuned for that. Looking forward to that. I haven't seen Cul-de-Sar so I can't speak for it. I have seen Repulsion and The Fearless Vampire Killers though. Repulsion is pretty dope, Vampire Killers...not so much. |
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Post by Dracula on Aug 4, 2017 11:02:15 GMT -5
Dracula PG Cooper Is Cul-de-Sac a comedy, a horror or a horror comedy? I know it's part of a trilogy of English movies he made with Gerald Bach, the other two being Repulsion and Vampire Killers. I guess I'll find out right now. I will be doing Rosemary's Baby and The Exorcist this Halloween. Stay tuned for that. It's sort of a thriller. Not a good one. Polanski did similar material better with both Knife in the Water and Death and the Maiden. |
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Post by Neverending on Aug 4, 2017 11:16:01 GMT -5
That's putting it gently. |
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Post by Neverending on Aug 4, 2017 19:17:04 GMT -5
In honor of Stephen King's new piece of shit movie... CUJO  |
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Post by thebtskink on Aug 4, 2017 20:49:47 GMT -5
Did you fall asleep?
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Post by Neverending on Aug 5, 2017 17:43:14 GMT -5
Cujo is the worst thing I've experienced since the time I ran out of toilet paper and had to wipe my ass with napkins. It's a movie about failing marriages, failing careers, infidelity, leaving your spouse, breakfast cereals, cars falling apart and a dog that just happens to kill three people. Wait, what? Who told Stephen King I wanted a killer dog in my human drama?! Get out of my movie, you mutt! C- so says Doomsday |
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Post by thebtskink on Aug 5, 2017 17:52:03 GMT -5
For a guy that shares my love for old shitty horror movies, you rank some of the average ones too low.
I'd rank Cujo over Christine for instance (and I love John Carpenter).
What's your Silver Bullet ranking?
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Post by Neverending on Aug 5, 2017 22:06:21 GMT -5
For a guy that shares my love for old shitty horror movies, you rank some of the average ones too low. I'd rank Cujo over Christine for instance (and I love John Carpenter). What's your Silver Bullet ranking?  When a town has a werewolf on the loose the most unlikely heroes are born: Corey Haim in a motorized wheelchair, an overly dramatic teenager girl and Gary Busey. You may be laughing, but in actuality, this is a really good movie. The characters are great. The werewolf is badass. There's exciting action scenes. Silver Bullet had no right being this good, but it is, and ya'll should definitely check it out. |
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Post by Neverending on Aug 7, 2017 1:19:32 GMT -5
I'm just gonna assume the thebtskink is dead. In his honor, Breeders from 1986. It's about bug-eyed aliens that rape humans. |
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Post by Neverending on Aug 7, 2017 1:21:37 GMT -5
Wizard Video Presents?
An Entertainment Concepts Production?
This isn't even a real movie.
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Post by Neverending on Aug 7, 2017 1:24:05 GMT -5
This fucking movie is in HD. What hasn't gotten a Blu-Ray release these days? Who's spending money on converting these shitty old movies to HD? PG Cooper , I need a video essay on this. |
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Post by Neverending on Aug 7, 2017 1:49:53 GMT -5
This movie is just an effects reel for some college kids trying to break into the industry. It's like if Doomsday had called up SnoBorderZero and said, "hey, man, a dead uncle left me a few bucks. Let's make a movie called Geostorm, show it around town, and maybe ILM will hire us." |
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Post by Neverending on Aug 7, 2017 1:57:44 GMT -5
The bathroom is next to the kitchen. This is the most accurate New York based movie I've ever seen.
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Post by thebtskink on Aug 7, 2017 8:43:30 GMT -5
I'm not dead yet!
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Post by Neverending on Aug 7, 2017 9:41:01 GMT -5
Good. Now you and PG Cooper can watch this trash |
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Post by Neverending on Aug 9, 2017 0:09:48 GMT -5
Innocent Blood is a porno John Landis made before total irrelevance.
Let's watch.
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Post by Neverending on Aug 9, 2017 0:15:42 GMT -5
How about... Italian?
This is a vampire movie. FYI.
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Post by Neverending on Aug 9, 2017 0:17:55 GMT -5
Mobsters watching Ray Harryhausen
John Landis watched Reservoir Dogs and said, "gangsters talking about Madonna? I can top that."
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Post by Neverending on Aug 9, 2017 0:18:47 GMT -5
This is a vampire movie with mobsters. FYI.
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Post by Neverending on Aug 9, 2017 0:23:22 GMT -5
Some guy beat up with a toaster oven
What the fuck is this movie?
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Post by Neverending on Aug 9, 2017 0:26:49 GMT -5
Chazz Palminteri, she's a vampire. It's a trap!
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Post by Neverending on Aug 9, 2017 0:30:19 GMT -5
What are you, some kind of freak?
Famous last words.
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Post by Neverending on Aug 9, 2017 0:34:56 GMT -5
This vampire is a Pittsburgh Penguins fan. Great taste in food. Bad taste in sports.
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