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Post by Deexan on Aug 15, 2018 3:04:35 GMT -5
One day I will live blog Neverending's day and he will get a taste of his own medicine and it will be bitter. Bitter I say!
(Never even heard of this one. Didn't make it across the pond.)
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Neverending
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Post by Neverending on Aug 15, 2018 3:06:19 GMT -5
An Ernest Dickerson Film
Ernest Dickerson. Spike Lee’s former cinematographer.
This man shot Do The Right Thing and Malcolm X.
Now here he is, directing Adam Sandler.
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Neverending
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Post by Neverending on Aug 15, 2018 3:32:48 GMT -5
If you aren’t an Adam Sandler connoisseur like Doomsday and SnoBorderZero you might not be aware of Bulletproof. Damon Wayans plays a cop. Sandler plays a heroin dealer. James Caan plays a drug kingpin. Wayans was undercover for a year, trying to make a bust, shit doesn’t go well and he gets shot in the head and survives. Sandler skipped town, got arrested and now Wayans has to escort him back. But of course, it won’t be that easy cause Caan wants them both dead. It’s basically Midnight Run but with Wayans in the De Niro role and Sandler in the Grodin role. |
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thebtskink
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It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
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Post by thebtskink on Aug 15, 2018 6:39:41 GMT -5
I can tell this porno's from the 70's, cause the guy had sideburns on his dick.
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Post by frankyt on Aug 15, 2018 9:08:23 GMT -5
Kind of a subset of the buddy cop genre. Def saw this far too many times than I should have.
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Deexan
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Post by Deexan on Aug 15, 2018 19:29:03 GMT -5
I can tell this porno's from the 70's, cause the guy had sideburns on his dick. One of the lucky ones. |
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Post by Neverending on Jun 17, 2019 3:45:08 GMT -5
Ace Ventura
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Post by Neverending on Jun 17, 2019 3:47:32 GMT -5
That Morgan Creek logo with the Robin Hood theme
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Post by Neverending on Jun 17, 2019 3:47:59 GMT -5
Here’s Jim Carrey delivering your Amazon package.
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Post by Neverending on Jun 17, 2019 3:53:51 GMT -5
This blowjob joke definitely went over our heads.
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Post by Neverending on Jun 17, 2019 3:58:27 GMT -5
All those animals in that apartment - the smell.
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Post by Neverending on Jun 17, 2019 4:02:01 GMT -5
“Did you have any problems getting in?”
“No. The guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle.”
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Post by Neverending on Jun 17, 2019 4:05:53 GMT -5
Doomsday SnoBorderZero cringe when Jim Carrey jump in the tank cause the clouds change from shot to shot. Very amateur putting the camera at that angle with no room to protect yourself in editing. But this was Tom Shadyac’s second movie.
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Post by Neverending on Jun 17, 2019 4:07:09 GMT -5
Tone Loc’s resume includes talking to Jim Carrey’s ass
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Post by Neverending on Jun 17, 2019 4:09:07 GMT -5
Sean Young walks in
Ace Ventura: “holy testicle Tuesday”
Great foreshadowing
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Post by Neverending on Jun 17, 2019 4:20:26 GMT -5
That was a great shark effect
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Post by Neverending on Jun 17, 2019 4:21:27 GMT -5
“Do NOT go in there - woo!”
lol
That was the big scene in all the TV spots
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Post by Neverending on Jun 17, 2019 4:25:55 GMT -5
I love the montage of Ace searching for the stone .
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Post by Neverending on Jun 17, 2019 4:34:17 GMT -5
Ace Ventura: Murder Solving Detective
This scene was put in so he wouldn’t come across as an idiot - and also to raise the stakes. It’s not just searching for a dolphin anymore.
Great way to get the audience a bit more invested and to set up that one scene that’s coming up soon.
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Post by Neverending on Jun 17, 2019 4:38:05 GMT -5
This sex scene is so on the nose.
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Post by Neverending on Jun 17, 2019 4:38:47 GMT -5
Brace yourself, folks.
Visiting Ray Finkle’s parents.
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Post by Neverending on Jun 17, 2019 4:43:35 GMT -5
That’s up there with the Willy Wonka boat ride.
My silly comedy got creepy for no reason.
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Post by Neverending on Jun 17, 2019 4:45:43 GMT -5
From Laces Out to Ace Ventura catching a bullet with his teeth
This movie.....
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Post by Neverending on Jun 17, 2019 4:48:03 GMT -5
“Your gun is sticking to my hips.”
There’s that foreshadowing again.
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Post by Neverending on Jun 17, 2019 4:59:13 GMT -5
“Finkle is Einhorn!”
You could never do this scene today.
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