Neverending
CS! Platinum
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 65,773
Likes: 8,648
Location:
Last Online Nov 22, 2024 18:30:10 GMT -5
|
Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 16:20:33 GMT -5
French pervert was only 25. Apology, French Pervert, for thinking you were 35.
|
|
Neverending
CS! Platinum
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 65,773
Likes: 8,648
Location:
Last Online Nov 22, 2024 18:30:10 GMT -5
|
Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 16:22:49 GMT -5
Jibbs DraculaApparently, he was almost cast as James Bond. He even did a screen test. A French Bond? Ew. I'll accept a Black or Lady James Bond before I accept a fucking Frenchman.
|
|
Neverending
CS! Platinum
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 65,773
Likes: 8,648
Location:
Last Online Nov 22, 2024 18:30:10 GMT -5
|
Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 16:25:48 GMT -5
French Pervert and Brooke Shields got married
|
|
Neverending
CS! Platinum
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 65,773
Likes: 8,648
Location:
Last Online Nov 22, 2024 18:30:10 GMT -5
|
Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 16:29:07 GMT -5
Oh, God. They're consummating the marriage.
|
|
Neverending
CS! Platinum
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 65,773
Likes: 8,648
Location:
Last Online Nov 22, 2024 18:30:10 GMT -5
|
Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 16:33:33 GMT -5
Brooke Shields got kidnapped by the rival Middle Eastern tribe. I came to watch a race car driving movie and all I'm getting is Brooke Shields getting kidnapped
|
|
Neverending
CS! Platinum
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 65,773
Likes: 8,648
Location:
Last Online Nov 22, 2024 18:30:10 GMT -5
|
Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 16:50:45 GMT -5
The two tribes are fighting.
I think they talked about this movie in the Cannon documentary. I think some of these animals got injured or killed. Some pretty crazy stunts in this movie. I don't think these idiots knew what they were doing.
|
|
Neverending
CS! Platinum
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 65,773
Likes: 8,648
Location:
Last Online Nov 22, 2024 18:30:10 GMT -5
|
Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 16:54:29 GMT -5
The guy's name is Jafar? Like in Aladdin?
|
|
Dracula
CS! Gold
Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 26,102 
Likes: 5,731
Location:
Last Online Nov 22, 2024 23:42:21 GMT -5
|
Post by Dracula on Jul 28, 2017 17:00:39 GMT -5
You're still watching this shit?
|
|
Neverending
CS! Platinum
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 65,773
Likes: 8,648
Location:
Last Online Nov 22, 2024 18:30:10 GMT -5
|
Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 17:09:09 GMT -5
Brooke Shields is rescued!
So many Middle Eastern guys fighting over a white girl.
|
|
Neverending
CS! Platinum
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 65,773
Likes: 8,648
Location:
Last Online Nov 22, 2024 18:30:10 GMT -5
|
Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 17:11:58 GMT -5
Riding off into the sunset. She came to race a car but found love in a backwards culture instead. How romantic.
|
|
Neverending
CS! Platinum
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 65,773
Likes: 8,648
Location:
Last Online Nov 22, 2024 18:30:10 GMT -5
|
Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 17:14:22 GMT -5
People Magazine did an article on this movie.  Brooke Shields was 17. I guess that explains the wet t-shirt. They couldn't legally get her naked. She got paid $1.5 million. Movie cost $25 million to make. That's a lot for the 80's. Star Wars cost $30 million. Shot in Jerusalem and Israel. Apparently, Brooke Shields was banging a lot of Middle Eastern royalty, while back at home, banging JFK Jr and... Ted McGinley. What a hoe. |
|
Neverending
CS! Platinum
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 65,773
Likes: 8,648
Location:
Last Online Nov 22, 2024 18:30:10 GMT -5
|
Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 17:24:14 GMT -5
The Legend of Billie Jean This isn't a movie about a groupie claiming that Michael Jackson fathered her chair. Unfortunately. It's about outlaw teens, starring Helen and Christian Slater. Let's give this one a chance... just to piss off Dracula . |
|
Neverending
CS! Platinum
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 65,773
Likes: 8,648
Location:
Last Online Nov 22, 2024 18:30:10 GMT -5
|
Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 17:26:16 GMT -5
Oh, God. Jon Peters and Peter Guber. I just keeping winning the lottery.
|
|
Neverending
CS! Platinum
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 65,773
Likes: 8,648
Location:
Last Online Nov 22, 2024 18:30:10 GMT -5
|
Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 17:31:28 GMT -5
This is an incest movie  |
|
Neverending
CS! Platinum
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 65,773
Likes: 8,648
Location:
Last Online Nov 22, 2024 18:30:10 GMT -5
|
Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 17:34:16 GMT -5
They're trailer park trash getting bullied by town hoolgians.
|
|
Neverending
CS! Platinum
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 65,773
Likes: 8,648
Location:
Last Online Nov 22, 2024 18:30:10 GMT -5
|
Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 17:36:25 GMT -5
Lisa Simpson is in the movie. She looks like a retarded redneck. Can't tell if that's acting or just how her face looks.
|
|
Neverending
CS! Platinum
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 65,773
Likes: 8,648
Location:
Last Online Nov 22, 2024 18:30:10 GMT -5
|
Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 17:47:55 GMT -5
Christian Slater killed the man who tried to rape his sister. Now they're on the run.
|
|
Neverending
CS! Platinum
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 65,773
Likes: 8,648
Location:
Last Online Nov 22, 2024 18:30:10 GMT -5
|
Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 18:21:24 GMT -5
Coincidence?   |
|
Neverending
CS! Platinum
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 65,773
Likes: 8,648
Location:
Last Online Nov 22, 2024 18:30:10 GMT -5
|
Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 19:09:04 GMT -5
Billie Jean goes on the run, becomes a media darling and town hero. She wins at the end. It's one of those movies.
|
|
Wyldstaar
Producer
Join Date: Dec 2011
Posts: 4,900
Likes: 1,267
Location:
Last Online Nov 20, 2024 20:53:38 GMT -5
|
Post by Wyldstaar on Jul 28, 2017 23:02:42 GMT -5
Brooke Shields was 17. I guess that explains the wet t-shirt. They couldn't legally get her naked. What are you talking about? She was naked in Pretty Baby when she was 12, and Blue Lagoon at 15. |
|
Neverending
CS! Platinum
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 65,773
Likes: 8,648
Location:
Last Online Nov 22, 2024 18:30:10 GMT -5
|
Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 23:50:13 GMT -5
Brooke Shields was 17. I guess that explains the wet t-shirt. They couldn't legally get her naked. What are you talking about? She was naked in Pretty Baby when she was 12, and Blue Lagoon at 15. I don't remember actual nudity in Blue Lagoon. Pretty Baby, I don't know what to say about that. She hadn't developed yet, so I don't know if that even counts. |
|
Wyldstaar
Producer
Join Date: Dec 2011
Posts: 4,900
Likes: 1,267
Location:
Last Online Nov 20, 2024 20:53:38 GMT -5
|
Post by Wyldstaar on Jul 29, 2017 0:12:24 GMT -5
What are you talking about? She was naked in Pretty Baby when she was 12, and Blue Lagoon at 15. I don't remember actual nudity in Blue Lagoon. Pretty Baby, I don't know what to say about that. She hadn't developed yet, so I don't know if that even counts. There's loads of nudity in Blue Lagoon. As for Pretty Baby, in that one she plays a girl born and raised in a New Orleans whore house whose virginity is auctioned off. Whether she's developed or not doesn't really matter when this is the sort of subject matter involved in the film. |
|
Neverending
CS! Platinum
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 65,773
Likes: 8,648
Location:
Last Online Nov 22, 2024 18:30:10 GMT -5
|
Post by Neverending on Jul 29, 2017 0:47:39 GMT -5
There's loads of nudity in Blue Lagoon. I feel like that's something I'd remember... but okay. It's a "prestige" French movie. It isn't as pervy as the plot would have you believe. |
|
Wyldstaar
Producer
Join Date: Dec 2011
Posts: 4,900
Likes: 1,267
Location:
Last Online Nov 20, 2024 20:53:38 GMT -5
|
Post by Wyldstaar on Jul 29, 2017 1:43:17 GMT -5
There's loads of nudity in Blue Lagoon. I feel like that's something I'd remember... but okay. I would have thought so too. Senility is a terrible thing. Between the sex scenes, skinny dipping and just walking around topless because it's too damn hot, there's more than enough nudity to keep an 80's teenager happy. |
|
Neverending
CS! Platinum
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 65,773
Likes: 8,648
Location:
Last Online Nov 22, 2024 18:30:10 GMT -5
|
Post by Neverending on Jul 29, 2017 3:12:39 GMT -5
I feel like that's something I'd remember... but okay. I would have thought so too. Senility is a terrible thing. Between the sex scenes, skinny dipping and just walking around topless because it's too damn hot, there's more than enough nudity to keep an 80's teenager happy. I'm 99.9% certain you're actually thinking of Christopher Atkins. |
|
