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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 4:25:59 GMT -5
Our heroine in lingerie? There's worse ways to start a movie.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 4:26:44 GMT -5
From Jeff Franklin, creator of Full House. You know this will be quality.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 4:34:37 GMT -5
So our heroin is a student journalist that gets passed up for a summer job at a newspaper... because she's a woman. It's one of those feminist movies that Doomsday enjoys so much. |
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 4:35:50 GMT -5
Now let's show her in a bikini so we can get our point across.
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It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
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Post by thebtskink on Jul 28, 2017 4:35:56 GMT -5
Fun fact, John Parr is a huge Broncos fan and mads this shitty song to celebrate Tim Shitty Tebow. Check out his effort.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 5:03:51 GMT -5
Sherilyn Fenn is in the movie. She has a crush on our heroine, whose now posing as a guy, but looks and sounds like a lesbian Ralph Macchio.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 5:53:14 GMT -5
The iconic scene where she flashes her boobs.
"I'm not gay. I'm a girl."
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 6:02:20 GMT -5
She got the boy and the job. All she had to do was flash her boobs. Great 80's morals.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 6:06:24 GMT -5
How about another movie about a girl pretending to be a guy. This one won't have boobs.
Brooke Shields in Sahara
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 6:07:36 GMT -5
Oh, God. Cannon Films.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 6:09:08 GMT -5
The Middle East. Doomsday gonna really like this one. |
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 6:10:52 GMT -5
John Rhys Davis. Of course he's in this movie.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 6:12:10 GMT -5
Music by Ennio Morricone? Whaaat???
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 6:15:43 GMT -5
1927. Brooke Shields is female race car driver. So they wanted to rip off Raiders of the Lost Ark but they couldn't believably make her an archeologist so let's make her a race car driver instead.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 6:21:53 GMT -5
Was Brooke Shields still jailbait when this was made?
Let me check...
Oh, wow. She wasn't. It's her first role as a legal adult. So there might be tits in this movie. Stayed tuned, folks.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 6:24:48 GMT -5
So, Brooke Shields is in the Middle East, dressed as a guy, so she can enter a car race. You have an 18 year old Brooke Shields and you put her in guy clothes. You had one job, Cannon.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 6:34:12 GMT -5
This isn't a normal car race. They have to race across war zone Middle East. It's like a Mad Mad World / Rat Race type movie. I apologize to Cannon. I thought they were ripping off Indiana Jones. They're just ripping off other movies.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 6:41:31 GMT -5
Brooke Shields got kidnapped and nearly raped by John Rhys Davis. She escaped and is now roaming the desert on foot.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 6:44:41 GMT -5
She didn't get far. John Rhys Davis got her back.
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Post by Deexan on Jul 28, 2017 9:38:42 GMT -5
Go to bed.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 15:44:25 GMT -5
Alright. Where was I? Brooke Shields kidnapped.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 15:45:34 GMT -5
So, John Rhys Davis nephew is the good guy. Doesn't approve of his uncle's barbaric ways. And has fallen in love with Brooke Shields.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 16:05:23 GMT -5
So this guy playing the nephew looks like Jesus. What ballsy casting. They couldn't just cast any white dude, he needed the Jesus aesthetic. He also looks 35 and is the love interest of a barely legal Brooke Shields. Not even James Bond movies were this ridiculous.
So he's romancing her now and takes her to a waterfall so she can wash up. We get Brooke Shields in a wet t-shirt, which is just marvelous in HD. This movie was classy enough to keep Brooke Shields clothes on but perverted enough to get her in a wet t-shirt as if she were on Spring Break or something.
"Wet t-shirts! That's what kids are into these days. I saw it on the Music Television." - Old Man filmmaker
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 16:13:27 GMT -5
I like that Brooke Shields hair and make up is always on point.
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