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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 0:31:09 GMT -5
Anthony Michael Hall chose Weird Science over this. What was Molly Ringwald's excuse? These two made the right choice. This movie is terrible. There's no... plot. It's just rich white people complaining about their lives. It's like the TV show Girls on HBO. |
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 0:37:31 GMT -5
Gave this movie an hour, worse than Batman & Robin.
Let's try...
Lucas.
Charlie Sheen doesn't disappoint like his brother.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 0:45:48 GMT -5
The 80's. Back when you could make a movie about a 10-year-old pervert.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 0:47:19 GMT -5
New Teenage Girl in Town: "Yeah, I'll totally hang out with this weird child collecting insects."
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 0:50:49 GMT -5
The 80's. Back when you could make a movie about a 10-year-old pervert. Correction: the pervert is the teenage girl. Leave this child alone, goddamnit. |
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 0:55:02 GMT -5
According to the Internet, Corey Haim was 15. That has to be bullshit. Kerri Green was 19. I hope she got paid well for this. I wonder how many actresses read the script and said, "... yeah... no."
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 0:56:25 GMT -5
Winona Ryder. Not quite Beetlejuice hot yet.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 0:57:11 GMT -5
Winona Ryder was 15.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 0:58:26 GMT -5
Jeremy Piven was bald in 1986... and playing a high schooler. Who the fuck cast this movie?
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 1:00:26 GMT -5
Lucas got bullied in front of his 19 year old girlfriend. How embarrassing.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 1:03:50 GMT -5
Casting by Mary Artz. Credits include Hocus Pocus. You've been forgiven, Mary.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 1:07:15 GMT -5
Charlie Sheen rescuing Lucas from bullies. You're a good guy, Charlie. Don't let the haters talk shit about your tiger blood.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 1:09:00 GMT -5
Lucas took his 19 year old girlfriend to watch The Fly... the Vincent Price one... in 1986. Lucas is PG Cooper |
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 1:10:45 GMT -5
Jeremy Piven. Every group of high school friends had an awkward bald guy. This movie is so relatable.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 1:14:31 GMT -5
Oh, no. Charlie Sheen gonna steal Lucas' girlfriend. Goddamnit, Charlie. This isn't Two and a Half Men.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 1:24:04 GMT -5
Lucas and his girlfriend had their first fight. Welcome to the adult world, Lucas.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 1:27:04 GMT -5
Winona Ryder wants to bang Lucas. Winona, you can do so much better.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 1:29:53 GMT -5
Winona Ryder is supposed to be the ugly nerdy girl. Oh, Hollywood.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 1:33:49 GMT -5
Lucas took a shower, put on his best suit and is taking his girl to the school dance. I can already tell this won't end well.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 1:35:45 GMT -5
Spoke too soon. Caught Charlie stealing his girl. Oh, Lucas. Almost as embarrassing as George Lucas.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 1:37:21 GMT -5
Really, Winona Ryder is gonna comfort him. This fucking 10 year old gets more action than I do.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 1:40:54 GMT -5
Goddamnit, Charlie. Why you banging Lucas' girlfriend? I didn't know tiger blood could be so cold.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 1:42:37 GMT -5
Lucas is now trying to join the football team so he could win back his girl. Please tell me this movie doesn't end with him winning back the girl.
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 2:18:20 GMT -5
Lucas doesn't win the big game, but he tried, and wins the hearts of the school. I can't decide if this is worse than Rudy or not. thebtskink , anything left in that six pack? |
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Post by Neverending on Jul 28, 2017 4:21:54 GMT -5
When PG Cooper was in diapers there was an Amanda Bynes and Channing Tatum movie about a girl posing as a guy. It was not the first of its kind. I present to you... Just One of the Guys |
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