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Post by Neverending on Apr 20, 2017 15:50:17 GMT -5
It's 420.
Guardians 2 is around the corner.
George Lucas is still alive.
Let's do this.
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Post by Neverending on Apr 20, 2017 15:52:53 GMT -5
Does Universal still have the rights to Howard the Duck? Maybe they can do a Hulk-Howard the Duck crossover.
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Post by Neverending on Apr 20, 2017 15:53:39 GMT -5
Nothing gets you in the mood for Howard the Duck like saxophone music.
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Post by Neverending on Apr 20, 2017 15:54:17 GMT -5
George Lucas Presents
Oh God...
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Post by Neverending on Apr 20, 2017 15:56:37 GMT -5
Jeffrey Jones did this and Ferris Bueller in the same year. It's like shitting your pants and then finding $100 in your pocket.
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Post by Neverending on Apr 20, 2017 16:00:04 GMT -5
Howard the Duck scratched his balls.
I find that more hilarious than duck titties.
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Post by Neverending on Apr 20, 2017 16:13:15 GMT -5
How did a master of Quack Fu end up in Planet Cleveland? This movie already lost me. We need a Christopher Nolan style remake to explain everything to me.
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Post by Neverending on Apr 20, 2017 16:19:14 GMT -5
Why does Howard the Duck have an unwrapped condom in his wallet? That's so unsanitary.
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Post by PG Cooper on Apr 20, 2017 16:27:42 GMT -5
I hope you are high. That might help.
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Post by SnoBorderZero on Apr 20, 2017 16:34:59 GMT -5
I hope you are high. That might help. I was thinking the same thing. |
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Post by Deexan on Apr 20, 2017 17:22:34 GMT -5
No-one would put themselves through this without first consuming industrial-strength narcotics.
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Post by Neverending on Apr 20, 2017 18:01:18 GMT -5
So the basic gist...
Howard gets transported to Earth through a failed science experiment. It also brings along a monster that tries to conquer the planet. Howard must defeat the monster, but in the process, the machine that could have sent him home is destroyed. But that's fine cause he gets a girlfriend and starts a rock band.
Who the fuck was this movie made for? Children? Science fiction fans? George Lucas' weird duck fetish? The world may never know.
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Post by Justin on Apr 21, 2017 10:20:55 GMT -5
How anyone could possibly dislike this movie is beyond me.
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Post by Doomsday on Apr 21, 2017 10:41:16 GMT -5
I've never seen it, I'll have to live blog one day.
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Post by Neverending on Apr 21, 2017 11:33:02 GMT -5
How has a 32 year old man never seen Howard the Duck? They used to air it on Saturday afternoons, right after Saturday morning cartoons, duck titties and all. Before Millennials took over, people didn't give a shit. They aired Earth Girls Are Easy at 12 in the afternoon and everyone is, like, that's fine. We'll let our child watch Geena Davis have sex with Jeff Goldblum in a fur costume. |
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Post by Doomsday on Apr 21, 2017 11:34:28 GMT -5
Earth Girls Are Easy was a Comedy Central staple in the late 90s/early 2000s.
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Post by Neverending on Apr 21, 2017 11:37:41 GMT -5
Earth Girls Are Easy was a Comedy Central staple in the late 90s/early 2000s. And Coming to America. "Good morning, my neighbors." "Hey, fuck you, pal." "Yes! Yes! Fuck you too!" Great 4pm television. |
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