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Post by thebtskink on Apr 1, 2017 20:10:46 GMT -5
Middle school me like this for some reason. Let's see if it's really that bad.
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Post by thebtskink on Apr 1, 2017 20:12:14 GMT -5
I'm mentally taking notes of all the animals in the title credits I have killed in Big Buck Hunter Safari.
Pretty sure I would be been a Hunter Hero on that title sequence.
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Post by thebtskink on Apr 1, 2017 20:20:06 GMT -5
Why would you have Bruce Campbell only to kill him off 5 minutes in?
At least Joe Don Baker showed that TV monitor who's boss with his golf club.
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Post by thebtskink on Apr 1, 2017 20:25:57 GMT -5
Oh look, Tim Curry has showed up to play the evil British guy!
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Post by thebtskink on Apr 1, 2017 20:38:52 GMT -5
Search that, he's an evil Borat. You don't lookalike Tim Curry in a film like this and not be evil.
The smart Ape doesn't look nearly as good as I remember. Pretty sure that's a midget in a suit.
And here's Ernie Hudson with a bad accent
I want a cigar smoking Ape.
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Post by thebtskink on Apr 1, 2017 20:54:11 GMT -5
The flare guns to distract heatseekers is kinda nifty.
A sky diving gorilla is stupid.
Alright, 40 minutes into 100 minute movie. Maybe SOMETHING will happen.
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Post by thebtskink on Apr 1, 2017 21:06:35 GMT -5
I'm sure this Ghost Tribe isn't real. And John Hawkes's death by shock scene was one of the funnier ones I've seen
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Post by thebtskink on Apr 1, 2017 21:19:35 GMT -5
Ooh more midgets in gorilla suits!
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Post by thebtskink on Apr 1, 2017 21:20:18 GMT -5
Somehow Roger Ebert gave this movie 3/4 stars.
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Post by thebtskink on Apr 1, 2017 21:28:14 GMT -5
Wow the stop.motion in the gorilla attack is super cheesy.
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Post by thebtskink on Apr 1, 2017 21:32:27 GMT -5
Ernie Hudson and Laura Kinney couldn't hit a gorilla with machine gun if it was standing right in front of him.
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Post by thebtskink on Apr 1, 2017 21:41:55 GMT -5
This climax is kinda coming from nowhere.
It's good that the signing gorilla calling the others ugly gets them to back off.
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Post by thebtskink on Apr 1, 2017 21:42:33 GMT -5
Fuck yeah laser guns!!
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Post by thebtskink on Apr 1, 2017 21:43:11 GMT -5
That lava looks hysterically bad.
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Post by thebtskink on Apr 1, 2017 21:57:35 GMT -5
I can promise you this: if we ever all trek through the jungle to find a remote ancient city chock full of diamonds, and the deformed grey gorillas who have been guarding said city for thousands of years kill a few of you off, only for Neverending, Doomsday, and myself to explode a previously unseen volcano underneath the city to kill them off, and should we escape on a hot air balloon and Neverending hand me the world's biggest diamond to throw away down to the ground as we ascend to the heavens - I'm throwing his ass over instead. |
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Post by Wyldstaar on Apr 1, 2017 23:43:04 GMT -5
Somehow Roger Ebert gave this movie 3/4 stars. To this day, I still remember the episode of Siskel & Ebert that reviewed Congo because of the bizarre crap that came out of Ebert's mouth, and Siskel's utter disbelief. At one point, Ebert compared Ernie Hudson's performance to CLARK GABLE! Gene thought that Roger had completely lost his mind. |
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Post by Neverending on Apr 2, 2017 0:23:25 GMT -5
Somehow Roger Ebert gave this movie 3/4 stars. To this day, I still remember the episode of Siskel & Ebert that reviewed Congo because of the bizarre crap that came out of Ebert's mouth, and Siskel's utter disbelief. At one point, Ebert compared Ernie Hudson's performance to CLARK GABLE! Gene thought that Roger had completely lost his mind. Have you seen his review of Garfield? |
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Post by FShuttari on Apr 2, 2017 0:49:43 GMT -5
Congo was such a guilty pleasure of mine growing up. Loved the action and characters... I don't know if it will hold up today if I were to re-watch it.
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Post by daniel on Apr 2, 2017 2:34:14 GMT -5
This movie gave me extremely bad nightmares when I was young. I had pretty bad panic attacks in the middle of the night. I re-watched this months ago, and I laughed my ass off at younger me.
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Post by Wyldstaar on Apr 2, 2017 10:40:01 GMT -5
To this day, I still remember the episode of Siskel & Ebert that reviewed Congo because of the bizarre crap that came out of Ebert's mouth, and Siskel's utter disbelief. At one point, Ebert compared Ernie Hudson's performance to CLARK GABLE! Gene thought that Roger had completely lost his mind. Have you seen his review of Garfield? I either missed it, or didn't find it memorable. |
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Post by Neverending on Apr 23, 2020 4:33:22 GMT -5
Shit movie
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Post by Deexan on Apr 23, 2020 4:50:33 GMT -5
lol
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