The Unlikely Sequel Game

Freddie Got Fingered 2*

In an ironic twist of fate, Freddie's fingers are severed in a freak accident, bringing an end to his quest to be the one who finally does the fingering.

Thanks to a chance meeting, or so he thinks, Freddie crosses paths with America's leading prosthetic scientist, who grafts him a complete set of 10 digits that can move at speeds and in ways previously unattainable by normal humans, propelling our titular hero to godlike status amongst the women of the world.

Such is his power over the many mistresses in his life, he climbs social ranking to eventually become President of the USA and declare fingering the country's official national sport.

As the movie climaxes at an Olympic fingering event that Freddie is, once again, confident of winning with consummate ease, he meets his arch-nemesis: Liu Fang, of China. Fang's seemingly regular fingers can outmatch even Freddie's, and he dooms Freddie to a humiliating Silver Medal position.

Freddie, embarrassed and ashamed, retires to his home and vows to defeat Liu Fang, paving the way for Freddie Got Fingered 3: The Way of the Finger.



Being John Malkovich


*I have never seen Freddie Got Fingered