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Post by 1godzillafan on Aug 3, 2018 15:16:45 GMT -5
Why beat a dead horse when you can rub vaseline all over it's body and dry hump it? This better be the centerpiece action scene of the movie.
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Post by Frizzo the Clown on Aug 3, 2018 15:17:33 GMT -5
Why beat a dead horse when you can rub vaseline all over it's body and dry hump it? That is literally my plan for this afternoon.
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Post by Pbar on Aug 4, 2018 3:12:54 GMT -5
NO!
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Post by thebtskink on Aug 4, 2018 9:02:48 GMT -5
Why wouldn't they just make the sequel to where 5 left off? Me and like 5 of my friends are clamoring for it.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Aug 4, 2018 10:25:47 GMT -5
I really want a Die Hard 6.
And by Die Hard 6 I mean Mary Elizabeth Winstead nude photo shoot.
And by nude photo shoot I mean leaked sex tape.
And by all of this I mean more Justin Long for Die Hard 6.
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Post by Neverending on Aug 4, 2018 13:46:28 GMT -5
There isn't enough photos of Amanda Seyfried sucking Justin Long's dick.
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Post by thebtskink on Aug 4, 2018 14:27:24 GMT -5
Justin Long is a worse blight on humanity and talentless hack than Michael Cera. And that's saying something.
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1godzillafan
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Post by 1godzillafan on Aug 4, 2018 15:31:17 GMT -5
There isn't enough photos of Amanda Seyfried sucking Justin Long's dick. Ewwwwww...Amanda Seyfried...
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Post by Pbar on Aug 5, 2018 0:07:10 GMT -5
Ewww...this is still a thing.
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Post by Neverending on Aug 5, 2018 1:38:45 GMT -5
Justin Long is a worse blight on humanity and talentless hack than Michael Cera. And that's saying something. So when Drew Barrymore left Tom Green for Justin Long that was a downgrade?
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Post by thebtskink on Aug 5, 2018 8:09:09 GMT -5
Justin Long is a worse blight on humanity and talentless hack than Michael Cera. And that's saying something. So when Drew Barrymore left Tom Green for Justin Long that was a downgrade? Yes
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1godzillafan
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Post by 1godzillafan on Aug 5, 2018 8:23:14 GMT -5
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Post by Neverending on Sept 3, 2018 13:55:27 GMT -5
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1godzillafan
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Post by 1godzillafan on Sept 3, 2018 14:24:04 GMT -5
"What? You mean this isn't a biopic on Shirley McClane? Fuck this, I'm getting a refund."
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Post by Doomsday on Sept 4, 2018 12:08:47 GMT -5
They're still making this movie. Unreal.
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Post by Neverending on Sept 4, 2018 20:07:14 GMT -5
They're still making this movie. Unreal. Another job opportunity for you.
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Post by Doomsday on Sept 4, 2018 21:00:25 GMT -5
I'm holding out for Rambo 5.
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Post by 1godzillafan on Sept 4, 2018 21:08:48 GMT -5
I enlist Doomsday to make the Shirley McClane biopic this movie should have been. Reach for that Oscar, Dooms.
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Post by thebtskink on Dec 11, 2018 19:45:55 GMT -5
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Post by 1godzillafan on Dec 11, 2018 20:42:42 GMT -5
John McClane traded up for the younger model.
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Post by Neverending on Oct 24, 2024 15:06:37 GMT -5
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Post by Doomsday on Oct 24, 2024 15:10:15 GMT -5
I'm holding out for Rambo 5. I'm walking this back.
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Post by frankyt on Oct 24, 2024 15:16:34 GMT -5
I'll fucking riot. Don't call it die hard.
No b willy no die hard.
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